#Grey's fam

[gavincruikshanksexhusband]

More Wendy

[salamispots]

honse (kinda forgot about posting this here haha)

[g00seg1raffe]

So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

[fistfuloflightning]

This bond between us Can't be broken I will be here don't you cry

Tolkientober Day 8: Guidance

[incorrectstation19quotes]

Bailey: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck. Ben: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

[t4twnyclaw]

'genetically accurate' robinwing x fuzzypelt family tree. the father of ferncloud and ashfur LOOK exactly like elderkit (a spotted grey tom)

[squishsquishy]

It/Its Stimboard

x/x/x x/x/x x/x/x

[ethereallock]

okay, i’m not gonna lie. the first time i saw camp cretaceous (the clip where ben reunited with brooklynn and kenji in s2), i didn’t know the context of what was happening. my cousins and sister watched it. and my first assumption was that the show was about these kids having dinosaurs like pokémon and that they were their trainers 😭😭 they gave me power ranger vibes LMFAOOOO

[scopophilic1997]

scopOphilic_micromessaging_916 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally.

[msfcatlover]

Red Hood Steph, casually cutting Damian straight to the bone after he tries to turn Steph back to the light by comparing her to her father: “Well, you know what they say. No matter how far you carry an apple, it’ll still grow into the exact same kind of tree.”

[scarefox]

Of course Man Suang is not on german Netflix

EDIT: it is there when I change my settings to english =_= Netflix wtf

[disabled-dean]

Forever Mint Condtion posting, but truly it is Thee thesus episode for how Dean's relationships with the victims of the week has changed-

Dean makes *one* comment about the appearance of the hot comic bookstore lady, and it's to point out that she and Sam have the same haircut and dress sort of alike.

And then it's Sam who ends up trapped in the store with her, and Dean in the hospital bonding with the boy bestfriend over their shared love of this niche horror franchise and how he watched a lot of movies as a kid because he wanted to be able to "count on the bad guys always loosing".

And then they don't even rescue the girl from the motw in the end- because she's the one that figures out what's keeping the ghost in place and she and Sam go to rescue Dean (in a super non-sexually charged way).

And then afterwards neither of the boys have a moment with her, they're just like- yep, sometimes this is just how these things end thoughts and prayers <3

And Dean gets into the Impala and is like, I got to fight Hatchet Man and also I will never be over Michael using me to hurt other people like???

It is truly a whole different animal than it used to be.

[greyrain23]

How I look opening my phone first thing in the morning to catch up on dash

[hollowwhisperings]

I FOUND THE THING!!! CASS IS BACK IN THE FAMILY I AM SCREECHING.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures, Episode 1.

[mxlfoydraco]

things i love about the welcome to the grey series vol 2: not even thinly veiled remadora shading

[praetoring]

batfam crack au where, as jason is re-integrating himself back into the fam both in civ and vigilante life, instead of giving some made up cover story as to how jason is suddenly alive again, the kids decide to simply gaslight the world.

maybe it starts as an accident - tim accidentally mentions his brother jason (whom he's getting along better with) to bernard in passing, and when bernard starts to ask questions about jason ("cause isn't he dead? he's the brother you never met") tim panics and lies.

"what no of course not he's just been living away for his mental health and to go to school." bernard isn't convinced, but considering it's easier to lie than explain how jason died and came back to life, tim just full sends it.

fast forward to later that evening where tim awkwardly explains to the rest of the batfam (sans bruce) how he accidentally gaslit his boyfriend into thinking his brother has been alive the whole time. jason thinks it's hilarious for the record

but it spirals into "what if we just go with that?" never mind that bruce had been working on a statement to release in a weeks time announcing jason's return - with cover story about how they thought he was dead but no, he was kidnapped - the siblings decide to take matters into their own hands.

the wayne brood decide to gaslight the world into thinking jason has been alive with them the whole time.