#Gordon freemans mind

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Gordon Freemind Rhythm Games Headcanons

Yippee! Woo hoo!! Hooray!!! My good friend @resident-dog and I were chatting about whether or not Gordon would like rhythm games, and we came up with a bunch of fun headcanons around it (Featuring Hal and Eddie UwU) so please enjoy!!

For most of these, I'm mostly just thinking of Rhythm Heaven bc it's my favorite of all time rhythm game lol. I unironically do be listening to he music from it pretty often.

The original question was "How would Gordon fare with rhythm games?" and I think he'd do pretty well. :3c He's very mechanically / logically minded, so I think a game like that would be easy for him.

He plays (wins) by counting the beats, and he gets pissy when he drops a combo because he knows he did it perfectly, therefore it must be the games fault - w -

The exception, I think, would be games where the graphics would make him dizzy or give him motion sickness, maybe something like Air Rally in Rhythm Heaven maybe? :3c In which case I think he could still get past the level by not looking at the screen and going off the beat and audio ques.

Rhythm Heaven would do irreversible things to this man's echolalia. Especially because Hal also 100% has echolalia, so they'd just set each other off doing Rhythm Heaven noises.

Hal: "Wubba dubba dubba, zat true/dikidikidiki, desuka?" Gordon: "Eh."

The other two that came to my mind were Love Rap, and Monkey Watch. At first I didn't think he would do the "Oo-kee Oo-kee-kee" for Monkey Watch, but Woofy reminded me that YEAH HE TOTALLY WOULD. HIS "I have no tail, and I must swing" SIMIAN INSTINCTS HAVING ASS WOULD BE DOING MONKEY NOISES THAT SOUNDED ON POINT FOR THE DOUBLE BEAT AUDIO QUE.

I love this man so fucking much it's unreal I need to kiss him Holy Lord.

I think they play Rhythm Heaven in both languages, esp Hal, because Hal likes how the music sounds with both the English and Japanese voices. I think Gordon could go either way, since the beats are the same and he's still beating Hal's ass.

Another rhythm game I can see them all (Eddie as well!) playing is Guitar Hero. @junkbrainz is the resident Eddie expert, but I have a feeling Eddie would be pretty good at Guitar hero. >:3c

Gordon Also Dominates even on the hardest difficulties. Hal plays on the beginner setting tho lol.

Hal would just love watching Gordon shift into Focus Mode and watch his handsome face while he plays. Like the Gay Little Gnome he is.

ESPECIALLY while Gordon is playing Guitar Hero. You KNOW he would look Hot as Fuck E S P E C I A L L Y when he flips the guitar up to activate the Star Power thingie with the score multiplier.

I think I have this naughty idea in my mind of him activating the Star Power meter thing, and like, his mullet is flowing in the air, out of the ponytail, and Hal has to go have a moment LMAO.

A lot of this is going off my memories in the early days of playing Guitar Hero World Tour on the Wii with my family LMAO. All of this is on the original Wii in my mind. I guess to me, the HalMind / HalMindCrime AU takes place in like, that sort of 2005-2015 sort of range.

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Cover art for a story I’m currently in the process of finishing on Ao3!

It’s a Freecrime fic, it’s called This is Not Okay, it’s been running for just over a year now, and I love it as if it were a weird, demented little creature taking residence in my home!! Currently clocking in at around 40,000 words (personal best!! :3) with a couple more chapters to go!

This is yet anther plug to read it. I am absolutely going to admit I love this thing and I’m going to be distraught when I finish it

Have a good day remember to wash your face to erase all mental illnesses ever!!!!!

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Barmey is irresistible

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Too many Barneys for just one Freeman!

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TOILET NOT IS THERE (GONE) (STOLEM)

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weird and scary this bond between you

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miss the warm weather

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blond

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sorry my half life moment is coming back anyways heres quick doodle ofFreemind and Feetman that i had to get out of my brain cavity

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i havent posted here in SO long

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half life fanartist late to half life anniversary millions dead

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some gordons + joshua + you do not see emmett calhoun and benrey. you don’t

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^_^

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I got bored so I made a bunch of Gordon/barney variant Niko pfps

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comic about gordon freemans flawless problem solving skills. in mspaint again because im really into it right now

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