#Goldie’s adopted

[mrspinkloveheart]

More restaurant Au stuff, Freddy’s family! (Yes, Neddbear is Freddy’s father :3)

Also bonus: Goldie’s dads (felt too lazy to outline and color), this is what they did immediately after adopting Goldie

Also Spring Bonnie dresses femininely, don't ask me why he just does

Also Foxy’s real name in this Au is Francise :3

[kindrehd]

cat dad

[lucillexe]

@rinirinisbestu

I think that Goldie and Rin's sibling relationship is PERFECT

They do CRIMES because it's FUNNY -never anything too big still-

They help Robbie with his plans and schemes -and they can dress up so it's great-

Goldie noticed that Rini start to speak full Russian when stressed or nervous and she wanna help so she try to learn the basics! -even if she mess up a bit because she can't prononce it right AND she has an Icelantic accent but SHE TRY OK?!-

[aubodied]

“you can’t honestly tell me you thought this through. you know they don’t have stables big enough for a sandwyrm like this, ed.”

                                                                  "nothin’ a little alchemy can’t solve.”

“edward. you are not making a brand new stable just to hold this.”

                                               “that sounds like a targeted attack towards cheeseball.                                                                                  cheeseball’s done nothin’ wrong.”

                                                                   〰 〰 〰                                    edling week day 1 - adventure

[happyqueenandgrumpydork]

Happy international woman day

[cutielando]

paws and chaos | lando norris

synopsis: in which you and Lando decide to adopt a golden retriever

a/n: i don’t know about you guys, but Lando always gives off golden retriever energy, so it’s only logical that he adopts a goldie

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It had all started with an innocent comment on your part.

"I saw the cutest video of a puppy on TikTok this morning" you had said one morning, scrolling through your phone while Lando sipped on a cup of tea next to you.

"Oh yeah?" he said, looking up from his phone to look at you.

"Yeah. I'd love to have one someday" you said, absentmindedly.

Lando tilted his head, his lips curling into a mischievous smile.

"Someday? Why not today?" he asked, making you blink up at him.

"What?"

"Let's get a dog today" he said, his voice filled with excitement.

"Lando, we can't just-" you started, ready to list all of the reasons as to why this was not a good idea.

But Lando was having none of it. He had already stood up from the dining table, his tea long forgotten as he grabbed his laptop from the counter.

And that's how you found yourselves, twenty minutes later, scrolling through the website of the nearby animal shelter in Monaco. Each puppy he pointed out seemed cuter and sweeter than the last, and despite every protest you tried to make about the two of you being unprepared to care for a puppy, you couldn't deny the effect that each of the tiny faces staring back at you had.

After meticulous analysis of every puppy picture on the website, Lando had stopped on the one.

A scruffy little thing with floppy ears, soulful eyes and a patch of fur that stuck up awkwardly on the top of his head. Both of your hearts melted once you had stared at the picture, a silent agreement that this was the one for you.

The shelter had named him Benny, but Lando immediately decided to rename him Turbo.

"Look at him! He's perfect, don't you think?" he exclaimed excitedly, practically bouncing in his seat.

You sighed, a smile tugging at your lips as you looked at your overjoyed boyfriend.

"Do you really think we can do this?" you asked, wanting to make sure he knew what he was getting himself into.

He nodded, his eyes staring back at you.

"Fine, let's go meet him"

♡♡♡♡♡

Not even an hour later, you were at the animal shelter, waiting for the staff to bring out Benny Turbo.

The moment he toddled into the room, he made a straight beeline for Lando, his tiny tail wagging so hard it looked like it might propel him off the floor and into the air.

"Mate, you're going to break the sound barrier with that thing" Lando laughed, scooping the puppy into his arms.

Turbo immediately licked Lando's cheek, earning a delighted squeal from your boyfriend.

After a couple of moments, the goldie turned his attention to you. And then it was game over. He wiggled out of Lando's arms and climbed into your lap, pawing at your hands and nibbling on your fingers with his tiny teeth.

"Okay, he's absolutely adorable" you admitted, your heart completely stolen as you enjoyed the attention from the small puppy.

Lando grinned triumphantly.

"I told you" he said, making you roll your eyes.

By the time you got home, Turbo had already earned himself the spot as the king of the house.

He darted from one room into another, sniffing everything he encountered in his sight. When he found Lando's shoe near the couch, he proudly dragged it to his newly installed bed and plopped down on it, staring at the two of you with the shoe still in his mouth.

"Turbo, that's not a chew toy" Lando groaned, chasing after him.

You watched from the doorway, laughing as Lando tried to wrestle the shoe from the determined and stubborn puppy.

It ended with both of them sprawled on the floor, Turbo wagging his tail like he'd won a championship, the shoe still with him.

"What did we get ourselves into?" you thought to yourself.

♡♡♡♡♡

The next few weeks were a whirlwind of adorable chaos.

Turbo was a ball of endless energy, absolutely no corner from your home being safe from his antics and zoomies.

He chewed on the table legs, got tangled into the window curtains and almost broke them. He even managed to steal an entire loaf of bread off the counter while you weren't looking at him.

"Where's the bread I just bought?" you asked one evening, looking around the kitchen with a confused face.

Lando looked around with you until he stopped in his tracks, his eyes wide.

"Uh... Turbo?" he slowly said, his eyes focused on the living room.

You followed his gaze to the room, seeing Turbo sat proudly next to the loaf you had been looking for, crumbs scattered all around him on the carpet like confetti.

"I can't even be mad at him" you sighed picking him up.

He smiled as he started licking your face, his tail thumping against your arm excitedly as he got your attention and affection.

Lando laughed, quickly taking out his phone to snap a picture of you and Turbo.

"You're going to break the internet with that face, Turbo" Lando said, looking at his phone for a moment.

You laughed, leaning down to press a sweet kiss on the top of his fluffy head.

A couple of hours later, it was late into the evening when you and Lando decided to head to your shared bedroom.

Despite the mischief and endless zoomies, Turbo was the sweetest little cuddle bug when nighttime came. Every night, just like that night, he would climb into bed with you and lay down between you and Lando, waiting for belly scratches.

"This is my favorite part of the day" you said, scratching Turbo's ears as he sighed contentedly.

"Yeah, mine too" Lando said, staring at you two.

What more could he want in life?

♡♡♡♡♡

As the weeks passed and Turbo grew, so did the bond between the three of you.

You celebrated every little milestone that he would have: his first trip to the local park where he chased the butterflies and made friends with every dog he came across, every road trip that you guys would take where Turbo would insist on sitting on your lap, every Grand Prix that he would attend as Lando's number 1 fan.

You celebrated and captured every moment.

But you also loved the bond between him and Lando.

One night, after coming home late from a girls' night out, you found Lando lying on the floor with Turbo sprawled across his chest. Lando was whispering softly to him, his voice filled with affection for his little best buddy

"You know, you're the best decision I've ever made. But don't tell your mother I said that, she'll get jealous" he said, running is fingers through Turbo's soft fur.

"I heard that" you called from the doorway, grinning widely as Lando looked up sheepishly.

Lando reached out to you, prompting you to sit down next to him, smiling once Turbo got up from Lando's chest and settled on your lap.

"Traitor" Lando said, pouting as he lost in your detriment.

You shrugged, sticking your tongue out at him as you cuddled Turbo close to your chest.

"You're both the best decisions I've ever made" Lando whispered under his breath, making sure that neither of you heard him.

He was just grateful for you both.

♡♡♡♡♡

Months later, as you sat on the couch with Lando's arm around your shoulders and Turbo snoring softly in your lap, you realized just how much joy the tiny, scruffy puppy had brought into your lives.

"I have to give you credit. Turbo was the best impulse decision you've ever talked me into making" you murmured, your hand continuing to caress his soft fur.

You felt Lando smile against the top of your head before planting a kiss.

"I told you"

And as Turbo let out a little snort in his sleep, you couldn't imagine your home without him or without Lando by your side.

They were everything you could ever need.

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[rubybug]

A headshot for @sunny-goldie-boy of my most recent adopt! :)) 🐶♥️🍰

[crumbleworm]

Bill "Goldilocks" Cipher back at it again B)

I bet I could make goldie even MORE triangular..........the grind never stops

(Also I forgot last time but DESIGN CREDIT TO @ckret2 !!!!)

In the meantime some Bill and Mabel bonding :) spend enough time around Mabel and you just adopt her, it's kinda inevitable tbh

[biancabi]

Jason: *Walking around the living room with a book until tripping over something*

Tim: *Lying on the ground being the "something" Jason tripped over*

Jason: What the fuck, Replacement?

Tim: Sleep is overrated and I don't need it!!

Jason: Of course, that clarifies everything. What do you think if we make the consumption of peanuts illegal too?

Tim: Actually that would be pretty fantastic-

Jason: No, I was being sarcastic. Why the hell are you on the ground?

Tim: I'm trying to test a theory about how inertia acts on bodies-

Jason: *Raising an eyebrow* You fell and you're too tired to get up, right?

Tim: ...

Tim: ....yes.

-

Jason: *Yelling* Can someone tell me why the hell the kitchen is covered in waffle batter everywhere??

Steph: *With a stack of fifty waffles at her side* We're making waffes, obviously

Jason: And you had to dirty Alfie's entire kitchen for that??

Steph: It's just a little disaster, he won't even notice.

Jason: He doesn't notice the flour on the floor, eggs on the windows and dough on the ceiling??

Steph: You're making it sound more serious than it is.

Jason: Don't fuck, goldie.

-

Jason: *Entering dramatically* Alright little bitches, which one of you takes my copy of Pride and Prejudice??

Dick: I haven't seen your book, littlewing

Duke: Don't you have like a ten copies of that book?

Jason: First, I have fifteen copies of Pride and Prejudice. Second, they took my special anniversary copy. So which one of you has it??

Dick: Are you sure you didn't leave it somewhere?

Jason: No, I looked everywhere in this damn manor and it's NOT there.

Duke: Man, it's practically impossible for you to have covered the entire manor, I tried but I got tired after 5 hours. 5 HOURS!! AND I ONLY WENT THROUGH THE EAST WING.

Jason: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! WHO HAS MY BOOK?!

Dick: *Replying to Duke* I don't know, after getting lost in the hallways I never tried to navigate the manor again.

Jason: HEY! RESPOND BEFORE I START TAKING THE BULLETS OUT!

Duke: *Excited* What if there is some type of ghost or entity that is hidden in the hallways?

Dick: That wouldn't be so strange, I mean, this manor is very old.

Jason: IT DON'T CARE IF THERE ARE ANY DAMN GHOSTS. I WANT MY BOOK.

Duke: Just think about it, what if the ghost took your book??

Jason: *Taking out their guns* This is it, it's bullet time.

-

Bruce: Jason, could you explain to me why my living room is full of bullet holes?

Jason: Whoa, old man. If we think about it technically, everything is your fault.

Bruce: Pardon?

Jason: I think it's actually Alfred you should apologize to, but I guess I accept your apology.

Bruce: *Take a deep breath* Jason, how is this my fault?

Jason: *Moving his hands indifferently* I mean, if you hadn't adopted seven of us your living room wouldn't be covered in bullet holes. So technically it's your fault.

Bruce: ...

Jason: You know, you should have stopped at kid number two.

-

Jason: *Holding Damian by the neck like a kitten* Why the hell did you jump out of the batmobile? Were you even thinking???

Damian: *Squirming* I was trying to get out of the terrible experience of you driving alive. We almost crashed and died AGAIN.

Jason: Oi demon brat, Just so you know we almost collided because you jumped out the window suddenly.

Damian: This wouldn't have happened if I had been driving.

Jason: *Exasperated* Your feet can't even reach the brakes. How do you think-

*They both freeze when they hear police sirens, they look at each other and back at the crashed Batmobile.*

Jason: Did you know? Bruce doesn't need to know this.

Damian: This is the first time I agree with you Todd, we don't have to bother Father with little things.

Jason: *Escaping from the place* Yes yes yes, definitely

[pcktknife]

slasher + final girl adopts for halloween! Both go for $40. I have them up on my ko-fi anyone wants to grab one. reblogs appreciated ^_^

Teddy 🐻🔪 - SOLD! Goldie 👱🏿‍♀️🥣 - SOLD!

[maliciousalice]

When you plot so much that you accidentally form a friendship. 

been thinking about Themb lately :)

we were talking about how Suspiria probably changes forms based on her mood and whatnot, gets a little more dormant and pudgy mushroom jellyfish looking sometimes.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#930 SE TE BORRO LA SONRISA-

You guys ever think of that Little Girl Mammon saved and is in a horribly abusive relationship with some witches...and how it would be WAY better if Mammon just finally adopted her...Now Mammon has realized...how hard it is to have a daughter-

Mam*Glued to the window, Seeing His little girl running out of the house of lamentation to...her new friend who is a boy....who came to pick her up in a bike that looks like a motorcycle*...Alright, I'm not liking that...

Mc*Beside him rubbing his back*P-pfft~

Mam*Squinting eyes and frowns*...Im really not liking that SHIT-he coming to pick her up motorcycle?...Treasure I'm not-*Sees his little princess gets behind her friend on his bike and slams his forehead on the window*...FUCK MY LIFE-

Mc*Having a giggle fit and tenderly giving him head pats also seeing her ride off*-She's GOOONE~

Mam*Whimpers as he sees her off*....*Grabs his phone and calls someone*...Code Red,I repeat code red-

Mc:..Honey, who are you cal-

Luke*Who crashed into the floor as he opened the door entrance, his wings out*...Where that assbutt who is with my baby sister-

Should there be more of Papa Mammon and his little human daughter?... Also, what should her name be?... Should it be a name starting with M?

Mam: Let's name her Goldie Junior-

Lux:...Mammon I love you but shut up for now please~

[astrolocherry]

Golden Moon Sign Storybooks

Aries Moon: “Sister’s Sinn Fairy Tales” Taurus Moon: “The Empress Who Can’t Stop Buying New Clothes” Gemini Moon: “The Lost Doppelgänger Girls of Neverland” Cancer Moon: “The Little Witch Down the Caul Dron Sac” Leo Moon: “Goldie Locks & Her 3 Lion Pets” Virgo Moon: “Little Miss Meticulous of Maddening Particulars” Libra Moon: “The Lady and the Vamp” Scorpio Moon: “Hades’s Classic: The Tale of Cinderhella” Sagittarius Moon: “Snow High with the Huntsman” Capricorn Moon: “The Fairy God Daughter” Aquarius Moon: “Home for Adopted Alien Girls” Pisces Moon: “Shelly Temple” astrolocherry

[cosmicwhoreo]

Hey I have an idea that I’m gonna ask because I want your approval to do this in advance

Basically golden Choco or whatever his name is and/or PB come to my OCs adoption center out of pure curiosity and meet a little cookie who is an absolute EXPERT at making clocks out of literal scrapes. Whether or not they decide to take a certain program is completely up to you.

I just love your characters and art style so much and I thought this would be funny ok thanks bye sorry 🫡

Oki I'm gonna guess you were nae here for it, but lemme just reiterate something that should probably be set in stone. And please be aware that I'm not just saying this to YOU.

Don't push concepts like KIDS or whatever cookie oc onto goob and me. That's for me and them to decide. PERIOD.

I've already exposited in the past how Gold being left incharge of small cookies would go.

horrifically.

So, no. Goldie would not even be "curious" and look into adoption places. Neither he, or PB, WANT KIDS. They'd both be awful at it.

[plethoraworldatlas]

Mini comic from @novalizinpeace!!!

The fantastic @novalizinpeace did this fantastic mini comic inspired by my little idea for two of the adopts I got from them, MayDay Moon and Goldy Cloud !!!!

MayDay might be a fantastic medic, but his sense of direction and navigation skills leave plenty to be desired. At least he's a good enough co-pilot to keep Goldy's plane in the air if Goldy needs to use his Pendant to fly around by himself on his cloud.

A little more lore about these two (and others) adventures;

MayDay (He/Him). Medic and Co-pilot. Not that great and flying the plane, but he can handle it if he needs to. Terrible with directions, and probably could use glasses with how often he mixes up things when he reads.

Goldy Cloud (He/They) Pilot and Rescuer. Always wanted to fly, but was sad he didn't have wings. That is until they met their childhood hero, a barnstorming stunt pilot who gave him his first flight goggles and told them anyone can fly. Goldy uses their cloud to move fast on their own like if he needs to "parachute" down to help someone or if they need to split up and look for something in the sky, and to get into places he can't fly the plane, like around trees in a forest. His cloud can definitely go faster than his plane, but it doesn't carry much and it only let's very few people ride it.

And I'm thinking of ways Eureka and even Phoenix can fit into their adventures! More of that latter

Thank you again @novalizinpeace!!!

Check out the adopt drive I got these two from here!

Check out their Commission masterpost and their current YCHs here!

Check out their Ko-fi here!

[waynefamilyreactions]

The Batfamily goes to Group Therapy

- How am I feeling? Like I want to be dead again.

- You mean depressed?

- Jesus Christ.

- Why can’t we leave again?

- Alfred locked the doors.

- I am too sober for this.

- I don’t have favourites I love all my kids the same.

- Oh please, Father, we have all made peace with the fact that Grayson is your favourite. He is also my favorite. Drake is last.

- How honest Can we be without being sent to the psychiatric?

- Ma’am please, I didn’t ask for this. I was adopted last.

- I refuse to stay here and listen to Drake talk about his issues.

- Daddy issues? Yes thank you we had not a fucking clue.

- I am sorry I can’t help being awesome all the time and that you’re all jealous of me.

- The day I am jealous of you Todd, please feel free to put me out of my misery.

- Maybe if I hold my breath for long enough I’ll pass out.

- I swear to God, Goldie if you post another picture on instagram stories of this shitshow, I will kill you…

- …I’ll kill you with kindness.

- Can we order pizza? We’ve been here for hours.

- it’s been only 45 minutes

- yes I second that.

- Vegan if you must.

- Alexa, How many apples do I have to eat to get Cyanide poisoning?

- come on brat we’ve been here for hours just say it.

- seriously ma’am I shouldn’t be here.

- Fine. Drake you are mediocre at best but Father could have done much worse. In fact he has. He adopted Todd.

- It’s not too bad we’ve done some improvement

- quick someone knock me out.