#Goldie knows it

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: I lost sharpie

Scrooge: how do you lose Louie

Goldie: in my defence he’s very small

Louie in the distance: how dare you.

Goldie: found him

[monakisu]

lawlight toxic yuri i never posted

[citrusici]

I think it’s hilarious that Angeal and Sephiroth first meet during what feels like the setup to a horror movie. sephiroth and angeal’s blair witch project adventure

[thedramaticduke]

Disney: Yeah, sorryy, we don't know how to make villains without queercoding them and people didn't like the twist-villains, so we stopped making them alltogether :( I hope you like 3593 intergenerational family-traumas!

Dreamworks, while creating not one, not two, but three amazing villains: Pathetic

[wisteriasymphony]

they definitely sleepover a ton. and cuddle. goldeneye's ability to and frequency of purring when given physical affection is strictly confidential

[skullsemi]

Got my mind thinking about the glittering lady, so random Goldie sketches!

and them of course

[xxgoldie]

Imagine, the reader wakes up on Christmas morning, to find Lighter backed and tied up, he’s their Christmas present. The reader then proceeds to fuck Lighter til he’s a blabbering mess.

my reqs are closed rn!! but mmm boy am i imagining,,,,,, all i want for christmas is him,,,,,,,,,,,,

like I'm imagining he basically did it to himself, had to get burnice to help wrap him but it's his idea (she's the only one of the sons of calydon who'd be fully game to wrap his naked ass up and leave him under the tree and he knows this). he thought he'd be in for some laughs and sweet christmas day sex, though he's not exactly complaining when you leave the ribbon around his wrists and say you can't wait to play with your new toy (it's him, he's the toy). dom lighter is good but I've said it before and I'll say it again, if given half a chance I'd peg that man until he couldn't walk.

[splatoonusna]

REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF COMBAT

[popfizzles]

Goldie's got such a bright future, don'tcha think?

[foreststarflaime]

Keep something from getting out, you say? You mean like a monster?? Mayhaps something that can imitate the ones you love???

And Seph said they saw these stones at the rendezvous point too…the rendezvous point where the helicopter was? Where they just asked if Alissa didn’t want to fly out to get her injury taken care of? Which she adamantly refused to do, instead prompting them all to go back into Rubio? Methinks the monster can’t get out and doesn’t want to show it. Purple sus your honor

[echo-coyote]

She likes to be tall

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: now remember what I taught you?

Della: the quickest way to a man’s heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs!

Scrooge, visibly distressed: you are never allowed to be alone with them again

[spark-circuit]

everyone assumes Majima is some big scary yakuza legend but that’s because they haven’t heard him scream like a girl after getting jumpscared by his toaster at like 4 in the morning

[thestuffedalligator]

I had a very silly thought.

Fairy tale villains for Little Webbed Riding Hood, my Spider-Verse OC. The Unicorn, The Vulture, and Doc Locks.

[jesncin]

I'm upset with this knowledge I have

the perfect Golden Boy/Mage casting already exists unfortunately,,,,, I've been the only one who knows and I can't keep it to myself anymore

[ratatatastic]

my favourite thing is that its been 3 weeks and we're still asking about the tincan ocean mishap and how it wasnt supposed to happen in the way that it did.

"i did not know that wasnt allowed i promise you...we had nobody with us to say matthew dont be an idiot dont do that" and other lies to tell yourself

KSDK News | 7.18.24 (x)

Sun Sentinel | 6.28.24 (x)

"i think somebody said its technically not allowed but i said it was too late it already happened" oh so there was someone who did do a matthew dont be a idiot dont do that to him but it was AFTER the fact huh and they only allowed this to happen on the terms that the cup wouldnt touch the water...

so heres matthew dunking the cup into the ocean and also matthew and ekky throwing benny overboard during the incident in question and yes multiple local news sources had to reassure viewers afterwards that cup in saltwater should be fine (it was not fine)

Las Olas Beach | 6.25.24 (x)(x)(x)

[benny pic came from his igstory so we mourn the fallen sourcelink o7]

heres them bringing up the cup ocean incident while sasha was in wimbledon to cheer on his gf and guest starred on the volkswagen desk for a bit a week after the incident

Wimbledon Championships 2024 | 7.4.24 (x)

and its so funny he says that he knows saltwater is bad for the cup because...

id like to bring up exhibit A (written account of him bringing the cup over to the beach which incited the cup ocean incident)

and exihibit B (visual of him bringing the cup over to the beach which once again incited the cup ocean incident)

it isnt clear if sasha was aware of the whole "dont dunk the corrosive metal into the ocean" before or after the incident i just think its particularly funny how now he has to go on tv and go yeah that was bad we cant do that from now on like a scolded kitten

and also brady getting upset over not getting credited for the idea because this is what matthew said about it when asked the day after it happened

Pat McAffe Show | 6.26.24 (x)(x)

is he absolutely in every right to get a little pissy about it? yes. does it also make him seem even more like a little brother in the process especially with the way matthew had to go BY THE WAY. IT WAS BRADYS IDEA. AND HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR NOT SAYING THAT SO IM SAYING THAT NOW BUT ONLY AFTER TARYN BROUGHT IT UP. oh yeah absolutely. from one little brother to another it very much reads like that.

EDIT: it was actually ellie his fiancee who quips this because she was in attendance during the hospital visit (youll see her in the bg here) when this interview takes place and that makes it even cuter that she was like hey remember to give your baby brother credit oh this family is so cute 😭😭