#Goldie knows it

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: I lost sharpie

Scrooge: how do you lose Louie

Goldie: in my defence he’s very small

Louie in the distance: how dare you.

Goldie: found him

[monakisu]

lawlight toxic yuri i never posted

[thedramaticduke]

Disney: Yeah, sorryy, we don't know how to make villains without queercoding them and people didn't like the twist-villains, so we stopped making them alltogether :( I hope you like 3593 intergenerational family-traumas!

Dreamworks, while creating not one, not two, but three amazing villains: Pathetic

[skullsemi]

Got my mind thinking about the glittering lady, so random Goldie sketches!

and them of course

[splatoonusna]

REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF COMBAT

[popfizzles]

Goldie's got such a bright future, don'tcha think?

[spark-circuit]

everyone assumes Majima is some big scary yakuza legend but that’s because they haven’t heard him scream like a girl after getting jumpscared by his toaster at like 4 in the morning

[thestuffedalligator]

I had a very silly thought.

Fairy tale villains for Little Webbed Riding Hood, my Spider-Verse OC. The Unicorn, The Vulture, and Doc Locks.

[jesncin]

I'm upset with this knowledge I have

the perfect Golden Boy/Mage casting already exists unfortunately,,,,, I've been the only one who knows and I can't keep it to myself anymore

[ratatatastic]

my favourite thing is that its been 3 weeks and we're still asking about the tincan ocean mishap and how it wasnt supposed to happen in the way that it did.

"i did not know that wasnt allowed i promise you...we had nobody with us to say matthew dont be an idiot dont do that" and other lies to tell yourself

KSDK News | 7.18.24 (x)

Sun Sentinel | 6.28.24 (x)

"i think somebody said its technically not allowed but i said it was too late it already happened" oh so there was someone who did do a matthew dont be a idiot dont do that to him but it was AFTER the fact huh and they only allowed this to happen on the terms that the cup wouldnt touch the water...

so heres matthew dunking the cup into the ocean and also matthew and ekky throwing benny overboard during the incident in question and yes multiple local news sources had to reassure viewers afterwards that cup in saltwater should be fine (it was not fine)

Las Olas Beach | 6.25.24 (x)(x)(x)

[benny pic came from his igstory so we mourn the fallen sourcelink o7]

heres them bringing up the cup ocean incident while sasha was in wimbledon to cheer on his gf and guest starred on the volkswagen desk for a bit a week after the incident

Wimbledon Championships 2024 | 7.4.24 (x)

and its so funny he says that he knows saltwater is bad for the cup because...

id like to bring up exhibit A (written account of him bringing the cup over to the beach which incited the cup ocean incident)

and exihibit B (visual of him bringing the cup over to the beach which once again incited the cup ocean incident)

it isnt clear if sasha was aware of the whole "dont dunk the corrosive metal into the ocean" before or after the incident i just think its particularly funny how now he has to go on tv and go yeah that was bad we cant do that from now on like a scolded kitten

and also brady getting upset over not getting credited for the idea because this is what matthew said about it when asked the day after it happened

Pat McAffe Show | 6.26.24 (x)(x)

is he absolutely in every right to get a little pissy about it? yes. does it also make him seem even more like a little brother in the process especially with the way matthew had to go BY THE WAY. IT WAS BRADYS IDEA. AND HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR NOT SAYING THAT SO IM SAYING THAT NOW BUT ONLY AFTER TARYN BROUGHT IT UP. oh yeah absolutely. from one little brother to another it very much reads like that.

EDIT: it was actually ellie his fiancee who quips this because she was in attendance during the hospital visit (youll see her in the bg here) when this interview takes place and that makes it even cuter that she was like hey remember to give your baby brother credit oh this family is so cute 😭😭

[warning-heckboop]

Bramble! Born a Mimicry Changeling long, long ago (back when that was still an acceptable practice), they've never actually left Earth to return to Fairy World, first due to their devotion to their twin, and later due to their bond with the earthly nature she'd grown so adapted to.

With a lack of proper training, their magic can be unstable, and weaker than might be expected of a fae of their age. Even if they were to return to Fairy World in the present, they would likely never meet the requirements of being a godparent, and so they choose to continue living on Earth where they can use their talents in ways they've grown used to. Generally peaceful, they can be quite spiteful towards individuals who damage the forest they watch over.

((Bramble's natural form is based on the designs and concepts of the lovely @bunnieswithknives, as well as much of his lore being based on their concepts as linked above. Please check them out!!!))

[ckret2]

I've looked at your early answers to questions about how Bill's image-spying works. In sum, it turns out that Bill can see through anything that can be perceived as a triangle with an eye (Including folding fingers around the eye socket as McGucket did), photographs and images of Bill (But only if they depict a triangle Bill, and not, for example, Goldie), anything where there is a photo Bill's eyes (a photo of Goldie with her eyes open, just Goldie's eyes on a black background, maybe photos of people possessed by Bill). Perhaps the image should be visible at least partially (You see him, he sees you), a clear answer was not given because different people see differently and his eyes work even when no one is looking at them. And also Bill looks through the birch trees and won't be able to look through his organic eyes if they become eye bats.

So, the question is - what about ambiguous image, collages, optical illusions? What about paper clones made by cloning copy machine? What if someone builds an image of Bill in Minecraft or shoots at the wall in any shooter until they get an image of Bill (Will he see through these images as if they were in the real world, or will these images work as if they were on a computer monitor?)?

This is a collage made out of food and it canonically works.

I'm not sure what you mean by "as if they were in the real world," do you mean like as if the video game world was a real world, would he be able to see around the video game world? If so, no; I assume he'd see out of the pixels on the screen and stare at the computer user. When the gamer changes the camera angle and the screen's pixels are no longer being lit up in a pattern that depicts Bill's face, that eye ceases to exist and turns off until the gamer turns the camera again and the pixels light up in a Bill pattern again.

I'm gonna give a "sure, I guess, why not" to the paper clones, and tbh I have no plans to explore ambiguous images or optical illusions so that's a shade of gray I'm not motivated to render a black-or-white judgment on.

In the fic the only things I plan for Bill to see through are extremely unambiguous "that there sure is an image of Bill that looks like Bill made by someone trying to depict Bill" symbols, his hoodie, and maybe birch trees if I ever come up with a plot that needs him to be omnivident in the forest. MAYBE fingers-around-eyes if I come up with a clever reason for him to ask someone to do that to help him spy. Anything beyond that is a thought experiment with no bearing on the story.

[year2000electronics]

ol’ goldie

[skippygoldfish]

another big stowaway goldfish popped up at my job FUUUUUUCK!! this time from us harvesting all the fish. its safe for now in a sorting tank with some sunfish and another mystery carp. i know its technically no more special than the other fish but i dont wanna feed it to a bass 💔 i wish i had a pond so i could yoink all the stowaways SO BAD!!!!!!

firmly grasp it ☝️

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: now remember what I taught you?

Della: the quickest way to a man’s heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs!

Scrooge, visibly distressed: you are never allowed to be alone with them again

[writebackatya]

Gandra: Look, I’m not saying I’d go back F.O.W.L., but I gotta admit I do sometimes miss being on the villains’ side. When you steal something to get the job done, you get congratulated

Goldie: And you don’t have to hear a whole speech about morals and ethics, or how part of the adventure is getting there right

Gandra: Exactly! Well, kinda. Villains still have their speeches but they’re their own breed of annoying

Lena: Like listening to a one woman monologue on amateur night every time they give their speeches of getting what they want and having all the power in the world. All though it’s easy to tune out and pick out the key information you need to know

Gandra & Goldie: Yeah

Lena: I don’t think I miss villainy as much as you two, I feel like I would’ve enjoyed it more if you know, I wasn’t paired up with an abusive aunt

Goldie: It’s never too late to dabble in villainy

Lena: Well, it kinda is since I’m officially a good guy now. My magic is no longer an “evil color”

Gandra: Ever heard of being an “anti-hero”?

Goldie: It’s the bee’s knees, kid! Sure people will get upset when you betray them or whatever, but when you come in at the last minute to make the right decision, you will be seen as the hero of that adventure

Gandra: Eh, it depends on who you’re with, the situation, popularity, and other factors but yeah. The Morally Gray Side is basically picking all the best parts of villainy and the hero side that you see fit for yourself

Lena: That does sound appealing

Beakley: {enters the room} What are you all talking about in here?

Lena: Nothing.

Gandra: Don’t worry about it.

Goldie: Just a little girl talk, Bentina. It’s private though, so shoo. I’ll make sure we’re on our best behavior.

Beakley: {narrows eyes in suspcion and then leaves the room}

Dewey: You know what I miss about being on the villains side, the musical numbers!