#Goku is a himbo

[flannelepicurean]

Documentary Interview with Nappa's Ghost, Who Has Chilled Out Some

Brief Subtitle: Nappa (Deceased), Former General, Saiyan Army

NAPPA: [Casually gruff.] If I told him once, I told him a thousand times. I mean, you know what they say. War is hell, love is a battlefield, all that shit. So don’t fall in love when you’re on a mission, right? I’d tell him, “Vegeta! You don’t have to fly straight for the face! I can handle the face, bite ‘em in the knees, they’ll never see it comin’! And don’t fall in love on a mission!”

NAPPA: [Sighs.] And then he’d bite me in the knees and be like, “Don’t tell me how to fight my battles!” [Shakes head.] Never listened. Mostly just shouted.

NAPPA: [Shrugs. Confusion, tinged with resignation.] And then we get to Earth… Next thing ya know, he’s got a bimbo on one arm and a himbo on the other. [Rustling snack bag.]

NAPPA: [Casual, a bit more brightly.] He seems happy, though. [Crunching snacks right into the mic] At least the himbo’s a Saiyan. That’s good. That’ll be good for him.

[flannelepicurean]

I still maintain that Vegeta is a feral cat.

Fucking look at him. Angry. Hissing. COVERED in fleas. TORN because he still craves destruction but also the good treats and the wet food. IRATE because you bathed and brushed him and gave him SUCH a fancy collar, like a distinguished gentleman, and he is so very shiny. Goddamn you. How fucking dare you. Look at him suffering the indignities.

He's just gonna wait right here until you notice how PISSED OFF he is. He can wait aaallllll night.

...He is NOT pouting.

Goku is still orange. A great big orange cat. Because he's a himbo. Goddamn leaping around, doing shenanigans and then looking at you with sunshine pouring out of his massive baby eyes. Understanding not one bit the trouble he has caused, or that he is in. That fluffy orange bastard fucking GAMBOLS. And sometimes he bites your toes a little, and you're like, "GOKU, GODDAMMIT!!!" but then he turns into a MASSIVE loaf on your feet and just purrs and purrs, and you let it go.

✨💖😺😹 💖✨

I know we all like to compare Vegeta to a very expensive purebred cat or dog and Goku to a big orange thing that got lured into the house with food

But like

I think that’s the opposite of how their wives see them

Chichi: this is Goku, he’s a world champion martial artist who defeated a demon king. I had to fight in a tournament myself to get him and now he can do tricks and farm!

Bulma: this is Vegeta, he’s a genocidal space monkey with anger management problems. I lured him into my house with shrimp on a string and now he barely even scratches the furniture!

[pixelmacaron]

a gochi kiss animation that I'm never gonna finish

[sugarbear2001]

I kinda need him carnally.

[ap-kinda-lit]

And that’s why I love him

[tylerusagi]

💖Goku💖

I did another redraw but it’s Goku :)

The screenshot I redraw:

[sunshine-vine]

Hear me out: Goku x Hisoka.

- Murder Clown x God of the Himbos

- Best death match/marriage pact ever

- Gohan can learn some card tricks

- Insane reanimation techniques. Death who? Death where?

- Chrollo would be so last year.

[2023himbotournament]

Round 1 Part 1

[ato-catto]

0_0

[dalissy]

Despite being the main character of their respective piece of media, Clark and Broly are actually the Kens of my most cherished Barbies (Lois and Cheelai)

[doctorbleed]

I wish Dragon Ball were real so I could look Chi-Chi dead in the face and tell her "FUCK YOU and FUCK your himbo trophy husband!"

[twospiritstooprideful]

might just do the thing people say not to do with the /nf tone tag

like you're not forcing me

imma do it anyways

[pixelmacaron]

Happy Valentine's Day to my favs <3

[werewolf-goat]

I have this headcannon of Goten being really fucking good at school like so good he could do trunks homework no problem if the pilaf gang didn't live with him, and when Trunks starts to get into Capsule Corp meetings sometimes Goten is there and begins to spew shit always ending with "idk I think it goes like that" and everyone is astonished like "where did you learn that where u from kid" and he's like "Oh I live like 3 mountains from here" LIKE

[ap-kinda-lit]

Happy Goku Day 🟠🥕🧡✨

[softichill]

Gotta say as holder of the himboff: dedede murdering goku honestly wasn't what I was expecting but that's how things are going so far

"but can he beat goku??" The answer is Yes it seems-

FUYDJCHXFJ beat him in terms of Pure Himbo ig