#Gnark

[chernobog13]

The full membership of the Teen Titans, circa 1977, by the late, great George Perez.

This is from when there were two teams - Titans East (Robin, Kid Flash, Wonder Girl, Speedy, Aqualad, Guardian, Bumblebee, and Harlequin), and Titans West (Hawk, Dove, Lilith, Gnark, Bat-Girl, Golden Eagle, Beast Boy) - and before Perez and writer Marv Wolfman brought the concept to new heights with The New Teen Titans.

[beeconandeggs]

currently in the alpha archive of BAA:R and guess who i met!! J E S S, as i call her.

milk and cookies for her, i hope cazsm adds her/it back to the current game since they added George (who's from alpha too) back to the current game.

(oh yeah btw stan and george are here too js in different places) and i put more mouth spikes and horn spikes (if those ARE horns) and also 4 eyes

[plum-pudding-everywhere]

glinked off the gnark

[giddyfatherchris]

Some more just in case you need it (which would be perfectly fine)

And also because YOU'RE NEVER STOPPING ME GNARK GNARK GNARK (‹- evil laugh)

Btw I KNOW Hyunjin's selfie isn't cute or funny but DAMN I'm gonna tell you a secret : I pretty much don't care because ISN'T THIS MAN SO BEAUTIFUL JUST LIKE THE REST OF HIS GROUP ? LIKE IT'S NOT FAIR !

(désolée pour de t'avoir agressée avec mes majuscules)

And just so you know I still have A LOT more so if you want some just say the word

And obviously : bisous (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)♥

NOO WHY DID I JUST SEE THIS???

i love you so much raaaaah, i always need cute pictures of them teehee

BISOUS BISOUS BISOUS YOURE THE BEST

[shiny-miltank]

see as an untrendy gnark from the midwest I got so utterly confused why there's a lot of posts everywhere about a stanley cup craze. like "why is everyone going crazy over hockey all of a sudden?........oooooooh. "

[junipernight]

Bumble

Fandom: Teen Titans (2003)

Characters and Pairing: Bumble Bee/Raven, Cyborg

Summary: Bee is still a little touchy about mind-readers.

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Bumblebee went through all the footage, knew all there was to know from it - what they needed to work on as a team, where they went wrong, what was damaged and in need of repair.

She knew at what point each and every one of her teammates had fallen victim to Brother Blood’s mind control, and she knew that none of Titans West had done so.

The only thing she didn’t know was how.

 How come the original Titans were all immune?

(She’d thought she could fight it - she’d been in the HIVE for months after all, and he hadn’t gotten to her. She was Bumblebee, no one told her what to do. She suspected that there was some sort of ritual Brother Blood had done when he took over the HIVE to make the other students all controllable, and Bee had skirted around doing it, but no. There was no ritual. Because Brother Blood had waltzed into the T- Tower and hypnotized her entire team.)

(.... but not Cyborg’s team.)

It was starting to give her an inferiority complex.

Only starting to, though. Bee nipped that shit in the bud.

One of the things you learned early on when you made the jump from being a lone agent to a team leader, was that communication was key.

So she called Cyborg and asked him about it.

Turns out it was Raven’s doing. Raven, who was a telepath and a sorceress with years of training in the mental arts. 

That made Bee feel better.

Mostly.

She didn’t see Cyborg (or the rest of his team) in person again until the whole Brotherhood of Evil affair.

He tried to dance with her afterwards, at the big party they threw in Titans Tower (the west one).

Bumblebee excused herself from the dance floor. She told herself it was because she had her team, and he had his, and she didn’t want to make him question leaving his team again since she sure as hell wasn’t stepping down as leader of her team. Yep, that was Bee; a career girl through and through, with no time to waste on a man. She was definitely not avoiding him because the last time she saw him in person she tried to take him apart with a scalpel. Nope.

She ended up ruminating in a corner, sipping punch and thinking about Cyborg, and the Brotherhood of Evil, and the upcoming Steel City Annual Budget Legislative Session (Titans East’s budget proposal was due soon, and she hadn’t started it yet since they’d been capital-B Busy ). She should be happy—they just took down a gang of super-bads the size of the Justice League—but instead she mostly felt… 

“You’re giving me a headache.”

At that utterly nonsensical statement, Bee turned from the window she wasn’t really looking out of to see Raven. The goth girl was standing in the darkest shadows in the room, half-obscured by a support beam. The most visible feature on her face was a frown.

“Excuse me?” Bee said.

“Stop stressing about the future for one night and just enjoy the fact that we won this round.”

In a blink’s time, Bumblebee had her stinger pressed against the girl’s pale throat. Raven didn’t flinch.

“How’d you know what I was thinking about?” She demanded.

“A combination of personal experience and luck,” Raven quipped. After a moment, something in her expression shifted. “And empathy,” she added, almost gently. “No mind-reading involved, I promise.” When Bee hesitated, she drawled, “You should probably lower that before one of the three Titans watching us right now decides to intervene.” Slowly, Bee holstered her stinger and looked over her shoulder. Sure enough, Jericho, Kole, and Gnark were all staring intently at her. Jericho in particular looked stricken; he had his hand to his throat. Bumblebee’s cheeks burned.

“Just a misunderstanding,” she called, holding her palms up placatingly. The other teens seemed to accept this, and she turned back to Raven.

“Sorry about that. I can be a bit touchy about mind-readers, after…”

“Blood,” Raven finished darkly. “Understandably.”

They both shuddered, just the tiniest bit.

Great. Now Bee had given the girl a headache, threatened her with pointed objects, and reminded her of the creepy megalomaniac who’d once tried to dissect their mutual friend alive while they watched. She’d had no idea she was so much fun at parties.

A thin line of red drew her out of her self-deprecation.

“You’re bleeding!”

Raven brushed her fingers over the cut, and held them up to inspect. “Yep.”

Bee grabbed her hand—the one not smeared in blood—and tugged her towards the exit. “Let me patch that up for you.”

To Bumblebee’s surprise, Raven didn’t protest, and they quickly left the noise and blaring lights of the party behind them.

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Once they were away from the music and the mingling, Bumblebee felt her confidence return to her. This was more her element.

She led them unerringly to the med-bay. She’d never been inside this wing of the Tower, but she had the schematics memorized, of course. 

When she gets to the med bay, she finds it’s set up just like the one in Titans East Tower, which makes it no problem at all to spot the cabinet with the antiseptic and the bandages in it.

She goes to open the cabinet, and that’s when she realizes she’s still holding Raven’s hand.

Bee lets go. “Sorry,” she says.

Raven shrugs and half-floats onto the patient cot, crossing her legs as she does so.

Bee holds a cotton pad up to the antiseptic and tips the bottle just enough to wet the cotton. Normally, she wouldn’t bother with antiseptic; soap and water were good enough. But she knew all the nasty places her stingers had been.

Bee tilted Raven’s chin up with two fingers, and pulled down the girl’s high collar. Gently, she daubed the cotton pad against the wound. Raven winced at the sting of the alcohol,  the first genuinely human reaction Bee had seen her make all evening.

Bee finished sterilizing the cut, and made one more pass to wipe up the blood.

Then she threw the pad into the biohazard bin, got a bandage out of the cabinet, turned around, and stopped.

The cut was gone.

Bee blinked. The cut was definitely gone.

Suddenly, Bumblebee remembered an important piece of information from Raven’s file: she had healing powers.

“Why’d you even come with me if you could just heal it yourself?”

Raven readjusted her collar.

“I couldn’t think clearly back there,” she said, hopping off the gurney. “Anyway, healing powers don’t come with antiobiotics, and if your rogue gallery is anything like ours, you’ve stung some nasty stuff with those.”

It was the second time Raven had echoed Bee’s thoughts. 

“Hey,” Bee said suddenly. “I don’t get to hang out with other girls very often, and you don’t want to be here. Why don’t we go out for drinks, or something? You pick the place, it’ll be my treat.”

Something gleamed in Raven's eyes. “I’d like that.”

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A/N: I wrote this a year ago, but I just realized I never posted it to Tumblr. Soooo... tada!

So far as I know, in the twenty years since the show aired, no one else has created art or fic for these two - which is a shame because you can’t convince me that Karen “There’s not a man alive who can tell me what to do” Beecher isn’t a lesbian. And Raven and Bee have both a common friend (Cyborg) and a common enemy (Brother Blood) and a common pastime (Sarcasm). They'd be such a power couple.

Anyway, until I can write the epic, action packed romance they deserve (and which I have outlined! but alas, writing burnout) this is my humble submission to the fandom.

BTW, I'm calling the ship Bumblebird

[dabuerre]

GNARK GNARK

[coritimee]

gnark...

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Nothing I am about to say here is a lie

Loren Jupiter, the weird old man that the Titans were living with at the time is experimenting with a time machine because of course he is

HE YEETS MAL DUNCAN BACK IN TIME TO PREHISTORIC TIMES

Where Mal is worshipped as a god and also a Cave Woman wants to bang him which makes her cave man mate PISSED

Kid Flash, who can run so fast he goes back in time (Just go with it) shows up to help and he and Mal full on murder that Cave Man

You could maybe plea bargain it down to manslaughter but yeah he's DEAD

But, in a "A Sound of Thunder" style twist it turns out this TINY change to the past has turned the present into a world of SORCERY AND DRAGONS RULED BY WIZARDS

Where all the other Titans and Loren Jupiter are these weird magic knight overlords

Kid Flash and Mal have to win a series of challenges and then to try and restore some kind of sanity they go back in time and save that cave man they cave-murdered from his yabba dabba doom

But faster than you can say "BARNEY, MY PEBBLES!" the caveman hitches a ride with them back to the present and the Titans decide they're just gonna adopt this adult cave man and teach him their MODERN WAYS because that's a sane response to this situation

But while taking him for a look around, the cave man freaks the eff out because y'know he's gone from "Not knowing where the sun goes at night" to a world of automobiles, phones and televisions and he's a bit weirded out right now

While fleeing he happens upon a local....I think he's a congressman or a senator or something? Might have been a mayor....anyway he's a big deal politician, like JD Vance or Matt Gaetz

And also like JD Vance or Matt Gaetz, he's a scumbag with connections to organised crime and the cave man spots him meeting with some underlings

Mal Duncan identifies him as a crime lord known as "Santa Claus" (YES REALLY) the "Big daddy" of the local drug trafficking scene and I cannot stress enough how hard it is to read ANY scene with Mal Duncan in this thing today because this is a black character being written by the WHITEST people in the world who seem to have figured out "So like...how do black people TALK????" by watching Shaft several times

So now the Titans have a problem....the only witness to this crime can barely say a two syllable word. But they need to bring this diabolical cad to justice

So they decide to My Fair Lady their pet cave man (NAMED GNARK IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

In a moment of student/teacher breach of trust worthy of the writers of Riverdale, Lilith gets horny as fuck for Gnark while she's teaching him how to Be A Person and the two fall in love in what is still a better love story than Twilight

There's some mild peril as the crooked politician sends some gunmen to try and kill the cave man who cave witnessed his crimes but I mean....this is regular mafia hoods against the team that has a member who can, I repeat, RUN SO FAST HE GOES BACK IN TIME

So....the Titans win that fight, surprising no one

And Gnark is put on the witness stand because apparently in the american legal system when a group of teenaged vigilantes in masks and capes show up with a cave man from thousands of years ago and claim that he can provide eyewitness testimony for a political corruption case, the law is completely 100% on board with this

Gnark's testimony which amounts to pointing at the politician and going "J'ACCUSE" is the slam dunk the prosecution needs here...not even Johnny Cochran could win this case for the defence at this point, that politician/mob boss is DONE

He gets sent to jail and Lilith goes off with Gnark, stopping only to presumably buy herself a Sexy Wilma Flintstone costume from the nearest Spirit Halloween store because all of this has GOT to be some kind of fetish for her

And that's what you missed on Glee Teen Titans

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[chungledownbeamcannon]

Titans go!

[jovi8602]

Beautiful page 😍😍

[giddyfatherchris]

Okay so here's another request cuz I'm never stopping gnark gnark gnark : could you maybe do an skz fake text with reader being shy (or not if reader's comfortable) to talk about their period ? Like idk, asking for pads or tampons, talking about the blood stamps on the sheets, something else if you have another idea ? It's as you want. Also, I don't really care if it's bsf!skz or bf!skz

Bisous bisous ~

hello mon ange 😇

got divine inspiration for this today (as i just got my period and needed some comfort lololol)

hope it’ll be up to your standards and thank you again for the request <3

here it is, enjoy xx

[onlylonelylatino]

Origin of Beast Boy by George Perez & Gene Day

[lucassodrawings-blog]

Last udpate ! i swear >xD

[katebishop-official]

shoutout to the guy who yelled “you’re a cunt Taylor” when our student body president got on stage

[ask-n]

Part time guardian.

“ School is for gnarks. ” - Zorua