#Gil and Audrey

[skylarstark4826]

Summary:

Summer vacation. Audrey and Gil are together with only three friends knowing. Once Audrey's senior year begins, she discovers something that takes her relationship with Gil to a new level. When Audrey is forced to return home for a week, her family finds out about her relationship. Audrey reveals a secret, but Queen Leah offers an inhuman solution, causing Audrey to run away.

[miraculousteam8462]

Gil Legume and Audrey Rose superheroes

[frcvnds]

Wanted to try doing one of these

[ronanceelmaxsupremacy]

Why does Red from Descendants look like Mevie’s daughter😩👀👀 now I need a fic where Red is Mal & Evie’s daughter from the future who travels back in time to prevent something bad from happening to Evie but she travels too far back and lands in the timeline where Mal is still with Ben and hasn’t confronted her feelings for Evie while Evie pines for Mal. Red then has to team who with Mal and Uma (who becomes one of E’s best friends because she helps her deal with her feelings for Mal) to prevent Evie from being in danger by the new Evie in the future while also helping Mal realize her feelings for Evie. Ugh I wish I was a decent writer so I can write this fic😭😭

[azzzryel]

Et la version couleur pour le lol :D

(Je viens de réaliser qu'Audrey ressemble étrangement à Princesse Bubblegum-)

[rewiredmind]

Thank you to anon w/ the lute idea I would NOT have thought of that🔥

Anyways TEN!! OF THEM !! I am hoping I missed no request 😞😞 little Jane is gonna go to little Carlos🙏 she was specifically D1 so they'd match

[queeruma]

so i tried my hand at a text post meme....

[bucket-barnes]

How good/bad are the VK’s immune systems?

Think about it, they all grew up on an island more or less built on trash, I feel like that could go one of two ways

1. The VK’s all have crazy good immune systems because of all the shit they were exposed to at an early age

2. Their immune systems are weak as fuck and what would be a cold for an Auradon kid is start writing your will for an Isle kid because growing up on an island covered in garbage exposes you to so many diseases

It is late, I will continue this train of thought tomorrow

[ronance4everbrainrot]

GLAAAASSSSSHEAAAART INCORRECT QUOTESSSSSS. because I missed them (long?)

(and other ships)

Red: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Chloe: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

(Fight of our lives basically)

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Red: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Mal: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Chloe.

Red, pointing their hot glue gun towards Mal: You’re on thin fucking ice.

(canon)

-now Chloe and her Mentor-

Chloe: How do I make a date really romantic?

Evie: Be mysterious.

Chloe: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Red*

Red: So where are we going?

Chloe: None of your fucking business.

(Red teases her about it on their next dates)

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Mal: Evie, I know you love Chloe. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

Mal: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.

(she's the smartest dumbass. or dumbest smartass?)

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Red: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Chloe: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Chloe: Would you like me to tutor you?

Evie: That was smooth.

(Evie is proud. Mal is losing 20 bucks. why? Bet)

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Red: Do you want to know your gay name?

Chloe: My... my gay name?

Red: Yeah, it's your first name-

Chloe: Haha. Very funny Red-

Red: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Chloe: Oh- oh my god.

(Mal, proud: Now that was smooth)

---

Mal: Why are you guys acting like this?

Red: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

(sigh)

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Evie: Mal? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Mal: Evie, I swear to god—

(Evie. Stop doing that. You need sleep don't overwork yourself. I love her Qvq)

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Mal: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Mal: Oh my god, you have Evie.

(the good old Isle days)

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Celia : I am a ninja.

Mal: No, you’re not.

Celia : Did you see me do that?

Mal: Do what?

Celia : Exactly.

(canon)

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Mal: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Celia : Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Mal: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Celia : Oh, no, I do.

Mal: Well, what is it?

Celia : You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

(she loves to annoy Mal. Little annoying sister. Canon)

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Celia: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Dizzy: Where were they?

Celia: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

Dizzy, impressed: Damn, they really went for it.

(it was Uma, wasn't it? That's literally canon XD)

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Celia: Here comes the lightning!

Celia, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Dizzy: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

(and they were roommates, your Honor) (wow they were roommates) (The bestest of friends)

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Red: N... No!

Celia: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

(Red is trying to deny her crush on Chloe. Ha.)

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Dizzy: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Dizzy is such a nice person, Dizzy is so happy-go-lucky! Dizzy can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Dizzy CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Dizzy IS be in a bad mood.

(Yas Queen. Queen of Mean? So last season. Queen of Bad Mood? So in!)

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Mal: You tricked me!

Audrey: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.

(Maybe Queen of Mean isn't so last season.)

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Dizzy: Comparing Audrey and Mal is like comparing apples and oranges.

Mal: We’re both unique in our own ways?

Dizzy: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

Audrey: Which one of us is the orange? (It's me, isn't it?)

(Damn Dizzy. Queen of Bad Mood taking the lead)

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Chloe: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

Evie: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.

Red: What about Dizzy? Nobody ever suspects Dizzy!

Dizzy: Well what about Audrey? They have a gun!

Audrey: Celia has a knife.

Celia : Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Red in the arm*

(where is Uma? oh-. I bet it was Audrey. How else do you show you love someone? They are having their Killing Eve moment)

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Audrey: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

Uma: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

Mal: How are you talking like that in real life?

Uma: Witchcraft (derogatory).

(canon. They late/hove each other)

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Dizzy, talking about Evie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

(before Evie got through to her on the Isle 🥲)

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Mal: *running towards Celia with open arms*

Celia: *moves out of the way*

Mal: Hey, why'd you move?!

Celia: I thought you were going to attack me.

Mal: I was going to hug you!

Celia: Why would you hug me?

Mal: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

(OOF. Lol)

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Celia : I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

(yuh)

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Mal: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

(she's getting there. Go queen)

-will add more of the boys in the next one-

Carlos: Are you laughing at that video of Ben and Harry fighting?

Jay: No.

Jay: I'm laughing at the comments.

(the comments saying "Ha! Gaaaay" etc.)

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Carlos: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Jay. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Jay!

Gil: Nope.

Carlos: In that case, as the archbishop of Gil's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Jay right on the lips!!!

(Damn Carlos. Yes. Thanks for helping Gil. Everyone needs Carlos as a best friend)

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Harry: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jay without them noticing?

Gil: Hey, Jay, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Jay: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Harry: ...

(same Harry, same. But then again not that surprised)

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Now this is for @corgiplays for context here

Chloe: Earl, I sense hostility.

Earl: Good, because I hate you.

(accurate?)

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Earl, entering the room: *Sees Chloe and leaves*

Chloe, watching Earl leave: There’s my monthly dose of the Cat…

(Earl didn't leave before pushing one of Chloe's things tho)

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Chloe: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Red: For the dogs.

Chloe: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Red: They don't know how.

(I want Red to be able to cook lol. That can't even be a headcanon tho, that has to be an AU lol)

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Earl: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Biscuit: ...what happened?

Earl: I made a VERY bad mistake.

(Oof)

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Biscuit: Don’t be sad!

Red: Why not?

Biscuit:

Biscuit: I don’t have a good answer.

(Red acts like she can understand him. Imagine his responses lol. But she basically can)

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Chloe: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Earl: I'm aware of that.

Chloe: But then you and I had some time together.

Earl: Uh-huh?

Chloe: It did not get better.

(It did. Stop lying. Also Chloe does the same thing as Red. I mean honestly who doesn't talk to their little furry friends.)

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Red: You don't know anything about me!

Biscuit: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

(Damn. If Red could actually understand him she'd be flabbergasted)

--and just because I love it so much. Here is that one again

Chloe, gently nudging Earl aside with their foot: Earl, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Earl, her eyes enormous: You kick Cat? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Chloe! Jail for Chloe for one thousand years!

(she is purposely laying in the way tho. And then acts like Chloe hurt her when Red hears her distressed meows)

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That's it

Hope you liked it.

Byeeee

[marinafanning]

the problem with descendants is that every single ship is so cute

like. happy pride month !! evie x mal ? but evie and doug are so cute. jay x carlos ? but jay has lonnie and carlos has jane. but ben and carlos would actually be so cute though lile tbh i ship them way more than ben and mal. mal and uma you say ? that would work accept that i love uma x harry, but wait harry had that one kiss with gil. but what about gil x jay?

all of that and audrey still does not have a single good love interest

[big-ass-magnet]

KLAUS YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS.

[skylarstark4826]

Gil to Audrey "this Christmas is special because I'm with you Audrey"

************************************************************************ Christmas was the favorite holiday of Gaston's youngest son. Gil loved it because it reminded him of his mother, Agatha also known as the enchatress (the one who turned King Adam into the beast), Gil remembers how she was celebrated, her dad and her, before they were sent to the island and separated, once the barrier was knocked down, Gil, her dad and her older brothers met with her. But just that year, Gil was celebrating with someone else. His girlfriend, Princess Audrey and his family.

************************************************************************ Gil and Audrey's families were extremely surprised when Gil and Audrey revealed their courtship, Audrey's grandmother. Leah, I wasn't happy at all but I tolerate it only at the request of Aurora and Felipe who were happy with all their heart for Gil's relationship with Audrey. While Gil's family was happy, happy for them.

*********************************************************************** Gil was standing in the window of his bedroom in Auradon Prep, looking at Harry and Uma having a snowball fight. To tell the truth, Gil has never seen snow before. In the six months he has been in Auradon, this is the first time it has snowed. He was taken out of his thoughts when he heard the voice he liked to hear the most in his life.

"Hey, Gil, ¿what's up, love?"

Audrey asked as she approached him until she hugged him from behind.

"I was just looking at the snow outside. ¿What about you?"

Gil responded by going back to the window. But also hugging her.

"¿I was coming to ask you if you want to come with me to Auroria for the holidays?"

"¿Does your parents and your grandmother agree with that?"

"They were the ones who suggested it... and my grandmother, well, you know. ..."

"Okay, then of course. When are we leaving?"

"Tomorrow, so you should probably start packing."

"Well then."

"I will help you."

Once Audrey finished helping him pack, an idea came to her mind.

"Hey, ¿do you want to have a snowball fight?"

"¿What?"

"A snowball fight. Come on, put on a jacket and I'll show you"

After putting on their jackets, they went out and with the very kind and grateful help of Harry and Uma, Gil finally understood the concept of a snowball fight. Needless to say, they spent most of the day outside in the snow. The next day... Gil and Audrey were in the limousine on their way to their parents' castle in Auroria when Audrey decided to start a conversation.

"Have you ever celebrated Christmas on the Island?. I remember that Harry and Uma were the only ones of the V.K. who seemed to have known something about Christmas"

"That's because only some of the families on the Island celebrated a non-Hallowen holiday. Mal, Jay and Evie and many V.K. celebrated Christmas, while I, my brothers and my father, Carlos, the Facilliers, CJ, Harry, Uma, Harriet and her father celebrated Christmas and other holidays. But obviously not to the extent that you do it here in Auradon"

"Oh. Well, then we should definitely go to the Christmas Fair and turn on the lights"

"Yep. That sounds great Audrey"

About four hours later, the bright black limousine finally stopped at the snow-covered doors of the castle where Aurora, Felipe and Leah were waiting for them wrapped in warm winter clothes. Once they got out of the limousine, the three of them hugged them quickly. Neither Gil nor Audrey were not very surprised when they received a hug from Aurora and Felipe, but both as well as Aurora and Felice were quite surprised when Audrey's grandmother. Leah hugged Gil so openly. Overcoming their commotions, they followed the others inside the castle.

"¿Hey, are you ready to go to the fair?"

Felipe asked as he entered Audrey's room while showing Gil an old family photo album.

"Yes, we are, dad"

Audrey responded as they got up, they both put on their coats and hats before following him and Aurora to the garage of the castle. Although they could have taken the limousine, Felipe chose to drive his red Range Rover SUV instead. In ten minutes they arrived at the fair, and Gil looked around in astonishment. Everything was so beautifully decorated, there were a lot of happy and energetic children running around, and a large choir sang Christmas carols.

"¿Why don't we go ice skating?"

Audrey suggested when she approached the track.

"Normally we go every year anyway."

"¿What is ice skating?"

Gil asked confused.

"You'll see"

Aurora responded while Audrey drove him to the track.

"I think you'll enjoy it"

And it ended up turning out that Gil is a natural ice skater, something that Felipe was extremely jealous of since he could barely last four seconds on the ice without softening his ass and that's a lot to say debitor has been trying for years. Because of this, Leah, he and Aurora chose to stay on the side railing and see Gil and Audrey laugh and smile adorably. One of the most beautiful moments was when Gil picked up Audrey and turned her around, and just as he was taking her down, they shared an adorable kiss. Of course, neither of them noticed that Aurora was taking pictures with her camera from the side line. After ice skating, they decided to try the bumper cars and, of course, you can imagine how much fun they had with them. Then they tried the cups of tea, and fortunately for Felipe, he managed to avoid getting sick for the third year in a row. Then they went to the games and, of course, Gil made sure to win a prize for Audrey (it's the typical thing the boyfriend should do). He was won by a red panda teddy bear that had a bright red Christmas scarf by shooting the eight cans with a nerf gun. Of course, Aurora only had to secretly capture the moment when Gil gave the prize to Audrey. After a few more hours of going around and doing different activities, including gingerbread frosting, it was finally time for the Christmas lights to turn on, a show that Gil had not yet seen.

"¡THREE! ¡TWO! ¡ONE!"

Everyone shouted as all the lights of different colors turned on creating a beautiful variety of colors that bordered the streets of the city.

"¡HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

They shouted and then a lot of artificial fires illuminated and sky. After enjoying some hot chocolate at a local cafe, Audrey was practically asleep, so Gil took her in his princess-style back to the car. Another moment, that Aurora only had to take a picture. Once they returned to the castle, Gil took Audrey back to her room and put her in bed, and just as she was about to leave, she grabbed his hand

"Gil, Stay... with me"

She murmured half asleep. Gil did what he told her, and went to bed with her, to which Audrey immediately curled up next to her and fell asleep with Gil shortly after. Aurora and Felipe, who had come to see them, found them sleeping peacefully, so Felipe turned off the light and Aurora closed the door with a smile on her face, knowing that she would be happy to look back at the photos they took that day.

THE END

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[miraculousteam8462]

Gil and Audrey true love in Auradon

Audrey: (Gil, get me down, you could see us)

I said after Gil will lift me in his strong arms so that I would be above his head.

Gil: (i don't care about Audrey, so at least you'll see that we're both boyfriends)

He told me while he looked at me with affection and love in the eyes.

Audrey: (It's serious, Gil, let's go, come down)

I told him while he looked covertly at the sides to see if someone was coming.

Gil: (I'll do it if you kiss me Audrey)

He told me holding me firmly in his arms still.

Audrey: (Gil, come down now)

I told him while I crossed with one arm and with the other I pointed at him.

Gil: (no)

[versusvirtuous]

Descendants Characters as Glee Quotes

Fairy Godmother holding up broccoli: What is this?

Jay: Toilet brush

Fairy Godmother: No it's broccoli, and when I showed it to Evie she began to whimper thinking I had cut down a small tree where gummy bears had been living

Evie: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Queen of Hearts to Cinderella: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face!

Chloe: I wanna get married. Now.

Red: But I have gym

Carlos: I can't do it, I'm dyslexic.

Bridget: Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music, and cry?

Jay: Hey, how do you spell loser? I’m gonna write it on his forehead

Ben: Before I graduate, I would like to have a relationship that lasts a couple of weeks.

Evie: You need to call me before you get here because you look like a technicolor zebra

Mal: You're a hater

Gil: I overslept

Uma: It's 4:30 in the afternoon

Mal: The only straight I am is straight up bitch

Chad: I’m straight and you’re gay and I’m blonde and you’re gay

Audrey: My Personality, Though Exciting And Full Of Personality, Isn't Exactly Low-Maintenance

[lsleofthelost]

descendants tweets [31/?] miscellaneous

[azzzryel]

Une heure de pause, une tablette, un peu de flemme... Et voilà le résultat.

(J'adore tout particulièrement la bouille d'Audrey je l'avoue)