#sea three and audrey

[theamityelf]

Uma answers the phone, and it's the standard "We have your boyfriend!" ransom call.

For a second she just stands there with a thoughtful look, like she's doing mental math. "Uh-huh..."

"Now, if you ever want to see him again-"

"No, shut up for a second, I'm tryna think."

"You...What?"

She thinks for another second and then gives up. "Alright, you're gonna have to tell me who you have. If it was Ben, you'd have said you have the king; if it was Harry or Gil, I'd be impressed..."

"It's not me!" Gil calls out helpfully from another room. "And Jay's sitting on my lap."

"And it's not Jay," she adds. "So, who'd you catch?"

The voice on the other end of the phone grunts in annoyance. "You know, the blond guy."

"The blond guy's here; that's what I just said."

"No, the-! Cinderella's son. I forget his name; he hasn't been on the news in a while." There's an offended noise, ostensibly from a gagged prince of Cinderellasburg who didn't appreciate the comment on his diminishing spotlight.

"Oh my gods," Uma groans. "You got Chad? He's not even my boyfriend; he's my girlfriend's boyfriend. Did he say he's my boyfriend?"

"He said we should think twice about holding him for ransom because the queen of the sea was going to destroy us."

"Well, yeah, but only because it's the cool thing to do." Uma is putting on her sword belt and jacket at this point. "I mean, Audrey would be pissed if I just let him be kidnapped. Is there a reason you called me? He told you I'd destroy you, and you thought 'I have an idea, let's call her?' How'd you even get my number?"

"Listen closely! We took him because we thought the royals of Cinderellasburg would pay a hefty price for his return. But now that we know he's valuable to the queen of the sea as well, we'd like to make a deal. If you sink the ships of our enemies, we'll return the prince to you with all his fingers."

"Dude, I don't even know who your enemies are. Do you have nautical coordinates?"

"There are five ships we'd like you to sink. I'm sending you the first set of coordinates now, and if the ship is not destroyed within the hour, the prince loses two fingers."

"Got it," Uma muses, glancing across the room at Carlos, who gives her a thumbs up.

"And before you think about attacking us, you should know we're landlocked!"

"Yeah, for sure. I hear you." She's putting eyeliner on in the mirror.

"The first ship, now! When you're done, we'll send the next coordinates."

"Great, yeah. Okay."

The phone hangs up.

"That was long enough to get his location, right?" she asks over her shoulder.

"Yep, we got him," Carlos answers. He's in bed, but he pulled his laptop onto his lap as soon as the matter of hostages was mentioned.

"Cool. Guess I'll go get Chad and...I don't know, kill that guy?"

"No killing. Remedial Goodness."

"Oh, like the crown isn't responsible for-...Whatever. I'll just break his knees."

Another thumbs up. Jane, sitting next to Carlos, looks slightly bewildered, but she hops up to grab Uma's hat for her as she heads out the door.

[here-i-am-again-god]

Descendants textposts that sort of explain the fucked up plot of this franchise.

Bonus: the thesis of the entire trilogy--

Part 18

[theamityelf]

I'm imagining a future where Audrey gets to know Uma better and they ride sharks together. 🥰 (And also, this post.)

Uma and Audrey go to the beach together. They're having a great time and then all of a sudden Audrey starts freaking out and running out of the water, yelling that there's a shark. Meanwhile Uma is calmly like- "Stop freaking out, that's just Bartholomew" and goes to pet her favorite shark.

[hannahhook7744]

Random question but what musicians/bands from the real world can you picture the following characters listening to?

Audrey.

Ben.

Carlos.

Chad.

Doug.

Evie.

Gil.

Harry.

Jane.

Jay.

Lonnie.

Mal.

Uma.

I need it for a crossover I'm doing and I'm at a loss tbh.

[humaudrey]

Descendants Scene Rewrite - Meeting The VKs (Part 1)

Auradon Prep's marching band played a typical, upbeat and positive song fitting for a student's first day, swaying to the beat of their own drum. From behind the marching band, nearby the school statue, Zephyr's shoulders joined them and were in sync with the band.

Ben nudged Melody with his free arm, and gestured toward Zephyr. The two shared a small laugh, mimicking his movements despite the amused and confused looks from Seth and Audrey. They couldn't blame him, the trio had waited for this day for years. Today was only the beginning.

The black limo had suddenly driven past the school sign and made its way in front of the dormitory building. Students and staff who greeted the newcomers at the front gate had marched behind them, waving blue and yellow flags rapidly and eagerly with smiles before joining their peers by the dorms and the main school building.

The driver parked in front of the drop off area, and hastily opened the door.

Everyone's smiles and happy demeanor had died with the music. Immediately, two boys fell out of the limo door, grunting as they tugged at a blue towel. Despite the size difference, the smaller, white haired boy had managed to put up a fair fight against the tan, long dark brown haired individual in the burgundy beanie.

"You got–everything else, why do you want whatever this is?"

"Because you want it! Give it–"

"No–"

The two continued to roll toward the rear end of the limo before the beanie wearer managed to gain an advantage. He straddled the boy with his knees on the other's waist and they continued their vicious game of tug of war.

The marching band cleared a path for Fairy Godmother and the other five, who cautiously walked a few steps forward.

"Hey, get off of him!" Zephyr yelled.

"Zephyr, sweetie, let's not–"

Fairy Godmother was too late. Zephyr ran and pushed the beanie wearer off, only managing to cause the tug of war over the towel to get even more violent. Zephyr had found himself intertwined in their tussle and the three continued to venture more to the right of the limo, with Fairy Godmother pacing behind the three and pleading for them to stop.

Once the four were a good distance away from the door, the driver beckoned for the others to depart for the limo.

The next person was a girl dressed in blue leather, who stole everyone else's attention away from the scuffle. Save for her fair complexion, and her poison apple red lipstick, most of her was blue, including her softly curled hair. Her brown eyes lit up like fireworks as she spun–no, twirled–around the area a few times. She faced Ben and the others and greeted them with a deep curtsy in her black graphic skirt, and Ben found himself replying back with a charmed smile. Her posture and poise had rivaled that of any princess Auradon had ever produced. Her stance was perfect, almost too perfect, like a mannequin in a dress boutique or an action figure whose ballpoint joints were forcibly pushed to create the perfectly still pose. One of the band members had turned to look back at Seth. His eyes bounced back from the blue haired girl to him. Seth smirked and subtly nodded back in reply, and the eyes behind the trumpet player's glasses widened in horror.

Another girl followed after, but she was much more hesitant. She peaked her head out the door, and covered her eyes with her hand as if someone had shined a flashlight in her face. As she made it out of the limo, Audrey felt a nervous lump forming in her throat. She recognized that specific, unnatural yet beautiful shade of green in the girl's eyes from anywhere. Her purple hair and the purple and green leather ensemble with dragon insignias were dead giveaways as well, and the look of disgust as she surveyed the dorm building only made the resemblance to her that much more apparent. The girl in purple caught the gaze of another band member, a French horn player, staring at her. Though, unlike the others, he looked...interested?

Suddenly, the French horn player flinched as yet another person in the limo shoved the girl in purple forward so they could get out. Catching herself from eating asphalt, she turned to repay the favor. The person responsible cackled manically before winking at the four future monarchs almost in a flirtatious manner.

Yet another boy, who coincidentally also wore a shade of red like the other two boys before him, and the tallest one so far. He was a brunette, with beautiful blue eyes that popped thanks to his black eyeliner. Unlike the other four villain kids, he seemed to be dressed more like a–

"Pirate," Melody murmured to herself. His dingy scarlet leather trench coat that shined under the sun, the truffled white blouse underneath, the tethered pants, the boots, Melody scanned over his entire ensemble several times. He was definitely a pirate. And if he was a pirate–

He had to be the son of Captain Hook, the man who killed Melody's grandmother.

"Woah, pretty!" let out another voice from the limo.

Melody's eyes darted back to the next person, another boy. He had a similar pirate style to the previous; an orange and brown leather steampunk styled shirt, tethered jeans, and black boots. He was much tanner than the other pirate and the combination of his skin complexion and his wavy blonde hair underneath his brown bandana reminded Melody of the surfers back at Seaside, though, most of the surfers weren't as buff. Despite his stature, size, and getup, and the fact he was from the Isle; he glanced at the other people scattered around him and waved at each individual with a welcoming smile that competed with the sun.

"Hello?!" called out an impatient voice.

Both of the pirate boys immediately turned back to the opened limo door, a black leather gloved hand reaching out, as if it–or, she, Melody assumed–was waiting for one of the two to grab it.

The red pirate grabbed the right hand, and the orange and brown pirate grabbed the other she lent, and the two properly escorted her out.

Melody's stomach dropped to her toes. The first thing she noticed were the long turquoise braids underneath a black pirate hat. Her black, turquoise, and purple fishnet and leather dress that complimented her deep brown skin implied she was a pirate too. No, not just a pirate, a captain. Their captain; the looks of pride and admiration on the other pirates' faces as if she were their goddess made that obvious. Her hardened face with such familiar facial features resembled that of a soldier going to war, and the confidence in the few steps she made in her heeled boots suggested she'd be the sole victor. The smoking gun that tipped Melody off about the identity of the pirate captain was the all too familiar gold Nautilus necklace that hung near her chest.

She was Ursula's daughter, and subsequently, Morgana's niece.

Melody thought she was ready for this, but her shivering body disagreed with her. Did she hate Melody for what her parents did? Or for sabotaging her aunt's attempt at opening the barrier and freeing her and the rest of the Isle inhabitants? Did she want revenge? Was that the original necklace?

As if the sea witch pirate captain heard the haunting thoughts in Melody's head, her brown eyes locked with Melody's. Like the rest of her surroundings, she gave Melody a careful and slow look over, examining every molecule that made up Melody's entire being.

A sudden, soft yet high-pitch ringing noise caused Melody to look down at her necklace. The gold seashell pendant was glowing, despite the lack of water needed for it to work, and it floated outward lazily. Melody glanced back at the sea witch pirate captain, only to find that the Nautilus pendant had done the same, glowing and floating outward toward Melody as if their necklaces were magnetic.

This was a first for Melody, but she never had the opportunity to meet others with enchanted jewelry other than her siblings. The sea witch pirate captain silently laughed and winked in Melody's direction while tucking away her pendant necklace under her dress. That answered one of Melody's questions at least.

Both of their necklaces had calmed down but Melody only continued to shiver, clasping her hands together tight like stress balls. Every cell in her brain told Melody to run, while every vein in her heart wanted her to stick it out.

"–and as we always say, leave it like you found it."

Melody looked back at Fairy Godmother making her way back to her group. The two boys from earlier dragged their feet over to the rest of the Isle inhabitants. The shorter boy was quite fashionable, in red, white, and black, with brown freckles like Dalmatian spots covering his unamused face. The taller boy dusted off his burgundy and yellow vest before he slowly made his way to the makeshift welcoming committee.

Zephyr was right on Fairy Godmother's tail, his head hung low with his hands in his pockets, unaware of the beanie wearer's presence.

[this-hattan-newsie]

Audrey didn't know how it ended up that she started to date Harry and now she is lying on Uma's chest and Uma is hugging her, while Harry is lying on her stomach and Gil is lying on her lap. It just...happened

[animangalover-writes]

Deserved

Fandom: Descendants

Ships: Gil/Audrey, Implied Gil/Harry/Uma, Implied Future Gil/Harry/Uma/Audrey

Tw: minor bullying

Summary:

It works, the girls turn around with confused and irritated looks, and before Audrey can ask what he’s doing, Gil throws the ball towards them at full force.

Its so fast that they dont have time to react, aimed just right so that it hits the girl who insulted Audrey square in the face, bouncing off of her and into the side of the other girls head.

Audrey gapes, eyes wide. When she turns to Gil, he’s laughing like mad, eyes wide and feral.

- or -

Audrey knows people don't like her, and its fine. She's fine.

Gil isn't so forgiving.

People don’t like Audrey. She’s used to that fact, had known it ever since she was a little girl. Now, they hate her, after she went bad, after she almost destroyed Auradon.

So when she’s with Gil, walking through campus just before the sun starts to set, shes not surprised to see the two girls passing them aiming sneers her way. Gil is talking endlessly, tossing a ball between his hands over and over again. She had been so invested in what he was saying before, but now, she puts her focus into avoiding the girls eyes, looking down at her feet and hoping that’ll be it, hoping that they will sneer and leave her alone.

It’s not of course, shes not surprised that when they cross paths, when one of the girls leans into her space and says, “Witch.” voice dripping with venom.

Audrey swallows, aims to keep walking even as the girls laugh meanly and walk away, but Gil stops, and turns back to watch the girls walk away.

Audrey eyes him wearily. “Its fine.” She says, “I just ignore them. It’s not like they’re wrong.” She tries a laugh, but it falls flat.

Gil barely nods, doesn’t look at her. He’s got this intense look in his eye, wild. The ball in is hand stopped.

“Gil,” She says, hunching her shoulders, “Let’s just go.”

But Gil doesn’t follow that easy, instead he yells loud, “Hey!” He says as the girls continue to walk further down the path, whistles loud and high pitched for good measure.

It works, the girls turn around with confused and irritated looks, and before Audrey can ask what he’s doing, Gil throws the ball towards them at full force.

Its so fast that they dont have time to react, aimed just right so that it hits the girl who insulted Audrey square in the face, bouncing off of her and into the side of the other girls head.

Audrey gapes, eyes wide. When she turns to Gil, he’s laughing like mad, eyes wide and feral.

She doesn’t have time to question him before a security gaurd sees them and starts running towards them. “Hey!” He yells

“Oh shit!” Gil laughs, then grabs Audrey’s wrist, “Run!” He’s already pulling her along, still grinning wildly.

They dart across the plaza, scraping their shoes against brick paths and rounding a corner. The scecurity calls out behind them, but they keep running.

Audrey hears one of the girls crying, and she cant help the mean laugh that bubbles up out of her. What a baby.

Gil looks at her when he hears it, laughing too. Audrey's cheeks hurt.

The security is far enough back for now, so they pause. Gil looks around, then pulls her to a row of bushes. They have to hop over them to hide, something that takes audrey more effort then she would like to admit, blushing while Gil giggles at her the whole time.

They rush behind a building, into an alley they normally wouldnt be able to get to. Audrey cant seem to stop laughing and Gil frantically shushes her with a manic sort of smile.

She barely manages to cover her mouth and muffle the sounds just as they hear security rush into the area. The man stops, shuffles around in a way they can tell means he’s looking for them. His radio crackles and a voice speaks over it, to muffled for them to be able to hear properly. He curses under his breath, speaks into the radio, and goes back the way they came.

When theyre sure he’s gone, they break into a fit of laughter, barely able to breath.

“Gil!“ She says, giddy and out of breath, “You can't just-“ Another wave of giggles emerges from her, “You can't just do that!“

Gil doesnt look the least bit sorry, his face close and red, smile wide and wild. He bites down on his bottom lip to contain his own laughter, then shrugs. “They deserved it.“

Audrey’s smile softens, her eyes darting across his face with something that feels too genuine to be able to name. Her chest feels tight.

She doesnt realize what shes doing until she feels his lips on hers. Her arms are around his neck, his body against hers. He grunts in surprise, and for one terrifying moment, she things shes done something wrong, moving to pull back. But he grabs her waist, then wraps his arms around it.

She sighs into it, relaxing her shoulders. She hasn’t felt this in awhile.

When she pulls away, Gil has a dazed expression, and she realizes she’s mirroring it. Then he grins.

“Can we do that again?” He says.

She can’t help but laugh, even as she leans in to give him another kiss. His chest vibrates with giggles, giddy as ever.

She’s never felt more loved. Is this what it’s like to be with villain kids? Does kissing Harry and Uma feel just as good as kissing Gil?

When she pulls away again, it’s only by a few inches. “Thank you.” She says, quiet.

He still looks dazed, drunk on Audrey’s kiss, and isn’t that a wonder. “Huh?”

She smiles, “For standing up for me.”

He scowls, like the memory upsets him. “They deserved it.” he says again.

She snorts, leaning her forehead on his chest. “Yeah I guess they do.”

It feels nice being bad sometimes, different then the way she used to be, but nice.

“We should go.” She says, not bothering to pull away.

Gil looks past the wall they’re still hidden behind, holding Audrey close, making sure the coast is clear.

“Yeah.” He says, tugging her along.

Audrey feels light, like shes walking on air.

Is falling in love already?

She remembers Uma saying something about obsession, about dedication. She remembers watching Gil and Harry glue themselves to Umas side whenever they were near, remembers watching their dependence.

Maybe that’s not such a bad road to follow.

[bucket-barnes]

You asked to be asked about Max but what about a request?

Like Max returning to school in a new healthy throuple. And maybe they look like a captain of the Lost Revenge and a strong golden retriever third mate of another universe?

I do love a good challenge…challenge accepted

(Some creative liberties were taken in character designs for the sake of it making sense for the gossip girl universe)

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It had been five months since the breakup, Aki and Audrey thought they could make it work but…it just wasn’t the same without Max, they just…didn’t work without him. Maybe they weren’t meant to be…but they had to work as a duo again, it’s not like Max wants to ever see them again- but they saw him

It was a Wednesday, Aki and Audrey were on their way to the MET steps to meet up with the rest of the group, when who do they see but Max…and who are those people with him? And why were they so close to him?!

No, no, no- this won’t slide, no one gets that touchy with their boyf- ok, maybe no longer boyfriend, but they still have a right to protect him!

They were a girl and a boy, the girl had eyes like fall leaves and strands of teal woven into her jet black braids. Her wrists were adorned with gold bracelets and her earrings were pearls, but the most peculiar thing was her necklace. A gold naughtilus shell. She was holding Max’s hand and it looked like he hung on every word she said

As for the boy…Audrey was ashamed to admit what she thought when she saw him. He was built like a Greek god with his muscles practically ripping his shirt off, his blonde hair was pulled back in a ponytail with a few strands hanging out, and his eyes were blue, but not the cold, piercing blue like Max’s, they were a warm and friendly blue, like a summer day. The boy was laying in Max’s lap, listening to the conversation with a goofy smile on his face while Max mindlessly stroked his hair

Max himself seemed different…was he wearing eyeliner?

Aki and Audrey walked up to Max and tried for smiles, but before they could get a word out, they were stopped by the girl with the brown eyes

“No”

One simple word cut them down, there was so much power behind it that Aki and Audrey had to stop in their tracks. Max looked up at his exes with unamused disdain, upon further inspection, he was wearing eyeliner

“I thought I said I never want to see you again”

His grip on the girl’s hand tightened

“We were hoping you’d introduce us to your new friends!”

Aki continued trying for that smile and failing miserably

“I thought you were our boyfriend?”

The boy in Max’s lap spoke up

“…boyfriend?”

Audrey stuttered which got a sigh out of Max

“Yes. This is my boyfriend, Graham and my girlfriend, Ulani”

Max explained with an annoyed scoff, wanting this conversation to end as soon as possible. Aki and Audrey looked at Max with shock, then down at Graham and Ulani…what was it with them? Why did they feel so…off?

They didn’t look like Constance students, honestly they kinda looked like they raided Max’s closet and just went with it. They looked like they were dressed as pirates…really fashionable pirates

“How…how did you meet?”

Audrey asked as her voice went up an octave

“Not your business, princess”

Ulani stared daggers into Audrey. For whatever reason, Ulani did not like Audrey. Did Max talk about her and Aki to his new partners? Why was Ulani so terrifying? And why did she smell like the ocean? They are in the middle of Manhattan!

Ulani and Graham started to seem possessive. Graham was no longer lying on Max’s lap and instead had his arm around his waist, and Ulani was practically gripping to Max’s hand and looked like she was ready to charge if her or Aki made the slightest move towards Max

…Ulani and Graham…huh

So while writing this I realized there was so much potential in this concept so I decided “fuck it! I’m writing a fic” when’s it coming? Eventually- we’ll see how much gets done- but it’ll happen!

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

Thinking about writing a disaster ship for Claudine Frollo ✨✨

[theamityelf]

Gil almost didn't make it in the picture. Popped in at the last second.

[here-i-am-again-god]

Part 119 (I think?)

[spidermans-l-o-v-e-r]

Footloose (But Not Really)

Pairing: Eddie Diaz x Reader

Word count: 5.5k

Notes: Look at me. Look me in the eyeballs. Okay, I know she goes from wearing a bodysuit to just a tshirt but I was too deep to fix that detail okay? Now you go and read it AND YOU PRETEND ITS FINE

P.S I’m going through another chronic fatigue phase sooo I did NOT read this before posting 😂😂

“I’m sorry you want me to do what?”

It’s 11 am on the first Saturday Eddie’s had off in a few weeks and Buck is standing at his front door with a boombox and two cowboy hats.

“I want you to teach me to country line dance”

He pushes past Eddie and into the living room where he starts to move the coffee table and push back the couch.

“See I went to the dentist today and the receptionist was really really hot right and like we got to talking and she’s really sweet her name is Audrey and she invited me and my best friend to go line dancing tonight with her best friend. She said she’d only go if I could set her up and I said it would be no problem!”

Eddie stands by the front door, watching Buck make room in the living room and trying to wrap his head around the fact that he’s apparently got a date tonight.

“Buck, you don’t know how to country line dance.”

“Exactly! That’s where you come in”

He sets the old-school boombox down on the coffee table and holds his arms out.

“It’s just like Footloose!!”

The over-excited smile on his face and the way he’s practically vibrating on the spot makes Eddie realize three things.

First. He’s got a date tonight.

He runs a hand through his messy hair and sighs, tugging at the ends lightly.

Second. He has to figure out exactly where his cowboy boots are.

And lastly… there’s no way in hell he could break Buck’s heart by telling him this was the stupidest thing he’d ever done…this week.

“Move the couch back further” He groans loudly and Buck literally squeals and smacks his ass as he walks back to his room to put on real clothes.

“I knew you’d come through for me!!!”

It turns out Buck is more coordinated than Eddie thought he’d be.

It’s only about 10 minutes of him tripping over his own feet before he finally gets the basic steps down. He watches Eddie’s feet with an intense focus that makes him think he totally took an Adderall before this and eventually he’s confident enough to look up.

He only trips like four times and crashes into Eddie twice before he’s finally doing it. He fist pumps the air and starts doing karate moves when he finally gets through an entire dance without any mishaps.

“You sure you’re ready for this?” Eddie turns on the next song and Buck claps his hands and rubs them together aggressively.

“I was born for this Diaz”

“Hey, Audrey!” Buck calls over the music. He takes Eddie by the hand and leads him over to the girl. She smiles and reaches out for him, giving him a hug and hugging Eddie too.

“This is Eddie! My best friend!” He claps him on the shoulder and Audrey smiles warmly.

“It’s nice to meet you! Wow, you… are just as handsome as Buck said you were.”

Eddie blushes a little and rubs the back of his neck “Thank you, uh- I just hope he didn’t hype me up too much.”

“Of course I did. You’re smokin’ in a cowboy hat! So where’s your friend? I think her name was Y/N?”

“Yup, that’s her! And she’s coming over.” She snickers and points at the bright pink hat moving away from the bar. It weaves in and out of the crowd and Eddie watches in anticipation because blind dates are never the move and he hopes he doesn’t disappoint you.

You finally pop out from between the sea of bodies and Eddie feels like he needs to sit down. Is that dramatic? That feels dramatic.

“Holy shit” Buck whispers under his breath and Audrey smiles.

“I told you she was a stunner”

“Oh she’s so out of my league” Eddie turns away from you quickly and hisses to Buck and Buck looks at him for a second.

“Oh she’s soooo fucking out of your league” He’s practically cackling when you finally approach them. Audrey elbows him in the side and he coughs awkwardly to cover it and elbows Eddie in the side to make him turn around.

“Finally! What took you so long?” Audrey takes your outstretched hand and pulls you over to the boys. Your thighs are on full display in the shortest pair of ripped jean shorts Eddie’s ever seen, and that’s saying something in California. The devil works hard but that pink bodysuit is working harder to keep everything perfectly in place. Your boots match your hat and you’ve got glitter on your body that draws Eddie’s eyes exactly where they’re supposed to.

“The line for the bathroom was ridiculous” You answer her and look at Buck and Eddie. Buck is everything Audrey had said he was, he looks sweet and he vigorously shakes your hand before just going in for a hug.

“He’s very friendly,” Eddie says when Buck pulls away and you giggle a little.

“And what about you?” You open your arms for a hug and Eddie’s sure he’s going to faint if you even breathe on him but before he can do that your body is pressed against his. Your head fits perfectly against his chest and he wraps his arms around you. It’s like- okay it’s a way longer hug than it should be because neither of you seem to want to let go.

Buck and Audrey exchange a knowing glance.

“So uh- you’re Eddie?” You pull away finally and he clears his throat.

“Uh yeah! Yeah, that’s… that’s me. And you’re Y/N?”

“Mhm!”

And then there’s silence. But it’s so charged between the two of you that you could cut it with a freaking butter knife. Audrey and Buck stand off to the side watching you two together. You’re looking up at Eddie and he’s looking down at you and you’re both standing literally so close together. He reaches for your hand, trailing his fingers down your arm first and then locking your fingers together.

“You wanna dance?” He leans in to ask you that because you’re a good foot shorter than he is and he just needs an excuse to have to be that close to you. Your perfume is intoxicating and he feels the little hearts radiating in his eyes already.

“I thought you’d never ask.”

Audrey suddenly reaches over and grabs your hat from your head, putting it on her own.

“I don’t want it to fall off!”

Before you can even answer Eddie drags you out to the dance floor, it’s between songs and they’re gearing up for the next one.

“Isn’t she so sweet to look after you” Eddie hasn’t let go of your hands yet and you don’t mind that in the least.

“Oh yeah she’s the greatest” You smile with a little laugh “I actually think she and Buck are super cute!”

He looks back to them messing around on the sidelines and smiles with you. He lets go of your hands but wraps his arms around you from behind.

“You know, I gotta agree.”

“Well look at you! You big ole softie” You pinch his side and he smacks your hand away and you turn in his arms, pressing your chest into his. He gulps nervously and even if you’re just messing around it still sends a chill up his spine.

“Hey, that hurt.” You fake pout and those lips, fuck they’re so plump and perfect he can just imagine them wrapped around his-

The first song starts up and before he can finish that very, very dirty thought you’re spinning away from him and wiggling your hips to the music.

“You ready for this cowboy?”

“Ready is my middle name!” He calls back really, really lamely and you toss your head back laughing.

Ohh he’d tell a million lame jokes if it made you laugh like that.

You’re both having a ridiculously good time, laughing and dancing together. And fuck you look so good in those tiny shorts. He almost forgets a step when all he can think about is pulling you off somewhere private and stumbles into you a little and takes it in stride, laughing and taking his hands to dance him back on track with you.

He’s so mesmerized he almost misses the the beginning notes to the next song, but they rattle in his brain like he hadn’t heard them at least 50 times today and he immediately looks over at Buck whose eyes snap up to meet his.

Oh, it’s on.

“Eddie!!! Eddie, it’s footloose!!” Buck shouts over the music, jumping in the air excitedly and running over next to him, and tugging Audrey with him. Eddie groans loudly and slides his hands down his face with a wide smile. He can’t help himself.

“It’s footloose buddy!” He calls back and turns to the music. You tilt your head back and laugh, letting the music flow through your body and Eddie swears he’s watching an angel. Your hair flips and turns with each move, your hips swinging sinfully to the music. He’s not even sure how he remembers the damn steps when you’re staring at him like that.

“Hey, you’re pretty good at this!” He reaches over and grabs your hips, swinging to the motion of your body and your heart bursts out of your chest.

“You know, you’re not so bad yourself!” You reach over him and take his hat off his head and set it on yours. You wink at him while twirling away and he’s actually really glad you’re all in the last row because he stops dancing completely and just stares at you in his hat and dancing like the most sinful little…thing that sins. He doesn’t know okay words aren’t working right now.

The song ends and you all give the DJ a cheer before he starts another one up almost immediately, you take Eddie’s hands and drag him away from the dance floor with a gleeful giggle and Buck and Audrey follow after you.

“That was hot!” Buck shakes your shoulders wildly and you have to hold onto Eddie’s hat to keep it from flying off your head

“Thank you! You looked hot too!!” You squeal back and he slaps his hand over his chest

“Really?? You think so?? I wasn’t too bad??”

“You did so good Buck” Eddie pats his shoulder and Buck looks at him, and back at you… before looking at Eddie again and then back to you.

“Did you just hear the way he said that”

“Even I heard the way he said that” Audrey comes over with a round of drinks

“Why did he say it like that?!” You elbow Buck and he wildly waves his arms for emphasis

“I know!!!!”

“I didn’t say anything like anything Jesus! I was just complimenting my best friend!”

“That’s not how I compliment my best friend” Audrey scoffs and takes her shot and Eddie turns on her

“You shut up!”

“Wait wait watch I’ll be you I’ll be you!” You slap at his arm and make him sit in the booth while Buck and Audrey file into the other side.

You sit down next to him and lean into him a little, biting your lip.

“You did so good, Eddie” You purr, your voice all soft and seductive and breathy. Eddie freezes in place, his hands getting all stupid and clammy, his heart pounding in his chest.

Was it hot in here? Like really hot? Maybe more people came in while you guys were getting drinks.

“Eddie, Eddifer you good?”

Buck takes his shot and Eddie reaches out blindly and grabs his, knocking it back.

“Okay. I did not say it like that”

Buck kinda shivers and wriggles his body “Ooh- I kinda felt that”

“Okay, I didn’t wanna say it I didn’t want to be the only one” Audrey agrees with him and he puts his arm over her shoulders.

“I’m so glad we can agree on being soft-dommed by Y/N. You know it really just makes me feel like we’re being brought together”

“I’m not soft domming any of you!” You roll your eyes and take your shot, slamming the little glass down on the table.

“Unless you like that kinda thing?” You mumble at Eddie and he freezes again.

“He does!!” Buck whisper yells

Eddie corrals all three of you out to Buck’s Jeep at the end of the night. It turns out the DJ is Audrey’s brother and he offers to drive her car home.

Buck is a sweet, clingy, drunk. He keeps telling Eddie how cool he is how much he loves him and how thankful he is to have him in his life. He tells Audrey how beautiful she is and how he hopes he gets to know her and that it goes somewhere and he tells you how Eddie really needs you in his life and he hopes you stick around because he likes you too.

He also tells you approximately how big Eddie is.

You’re all busy giggling and singing in the backseat when Eddie pulls into the drive-thru of the McDonalds before his place. They’d all decided it was an oh-so-great idea to head back to Eddie’s place for the night because he had the space and because it was technically closest to the club.

“Alright children, tell me your orders” He looks back in the mirror and catches your eye. You look back at him with a sweet little smile and his heart skips a beat.

“Two 10 pieces with a Coke and an orange Fanta” Audrey slurs a bit and he smirks.

“Edmundo Diaz. If you don’t get my order right I’m literally never gonna forgive you.”

Buck has his hands on his hips and you and Audrey burst into another fit of giggles.

“Your name is Edmundo?” You lean forward in between the seats and he looks down at you as he pulls up to the next window. Audrey and Buck scoot closer together and he puts his arm over her shoulders again, tucking her into his side.

“Mhmmm” he answers and you look him up and down a little.

“That’s kinda sexy” You whisper, his hand freezes for a second before pulling the money from his wallet and handing it over to the cashier.

“You think so?” He gets his change back just in time for you to crawl awkwardly in the front seat and almost totally eat it by smashing your face into the dashboard. He helps you straighten out and leans over to get you into your seatbelt.

“I do. Can you speak Spanish? Wait were you ever asked that as a kid too? “Oh you’re Mexican, speak Spanish” Like did that ever happen?”

“I can yes, and fucking constantly,” He says with a laugh and you laugh with him, letting your head fall against the cool window.

“I hated that!!”

“God so did I” He hands you the bags of food and you pass one of them to the backseat.

“Eddieee” Buck squeals as he unwraps a bacon McDouble and Eddie smirks.

“You’re welcome, now all three of you eat.”

There’s finally a soft lull while you all munch away and look at the stars while Eddie drives smoothly. You reach into the bag and hold out a couple of fries for him and giggle when he leans over and bites them from your fingers.

“So… good first date?” You ask, sipping your strawberry milkshake and then holding it up to his lips.

Do you know how embarrassing it felt for the words “indirect kiss” to be floating around in his head? He takes a little sip and you go back to eating.

“Really good,” he’s quiet for a moment, his fingers flexing on the wheel “First?” He clears his throat and you smile with a nod.

“Been waitin’ all night for you to ask me for another one, maybe something a little more intimate.”

“What kind of intimate? Because I know a very nice bar and grille with the best burgers in L.A, or… something a little closer to home?”

“I’m really interested in those burgers” You pop a fry in your mouth and then his.

“Works for me, how’s Tuesday sound?”

He pulls into his driveway and not a moment too freaking soon. Buck practically falls out of the Jeep with Audrey attached to him. He sticks his hand out, waggling his fingers and Eddie drops the keys into it.

He picks Audrey up from the car, staggering toward the front door while she attacks his face.

“He has the key to your house?” You both watch them crash into the house and Eddie turns the Jeep back on to roll up the windows.

“Yup. I’ve got one to his house too, and we both have keys for each other’s cars.”

“Does he get locked out often?”

“At least four times this week” Eddie shuts off the car again and climbs out. He comes around to your side and opens the door for you.

“What about the trash?” You look around the car and into the backseat and Eddie reaches out and scoops you up in his arms. You shriek and throw your arms around his neck and he chuckles and kicks the door shut and locks them behind him.

“Buck can handle it tomorrow, don’t worry about it.” He cradles you to his chest and carries you inside like a proper gentleman and your cheeks are on fire. You nuzzle your face into his chest to hide and he chuckles and brings you into the house.

“Hey, that’s what happens when you take your boots off in the car and try and stick your feet out of the sunroof with Buck. You do know he’s like… a foot and some change taller than you right?”

“How tall does that make you?”

He slips off his shoes and brings you back to his room. You both gag as you walk past the very… very loud guest room.

“Six feet even” He shrugs like that’s nothing. Like you wouldn’t climb him like a tree in a heartbeat.

“SIx FEet evEn” you mock him and he dumps you on the bed with a sharp laugh.

“Oh shut up!”

“Bet that’s how you get all the ladies huh?” You lay on his bed, propped up on your elbows, and watch him walk around the room to gather some clothes and extra sheets.

“Oh yeah definitely,” He says dryly “All I gotta do is whip out a measuring tape. Two numbers and I got em’ in bed.”

“Two…?”

He gestures to his waist and you fall backward laughing.

“Please!” You shriek and he stomps over to the bed laughing like an idiot with you. He smacks at your thigh, no noise coming out and it makes you laugh even harder. Eventually, you’re both just rolling around the bed making zero noise and kicking your legs.

It takes a stupid amount of time for you both to finally get it under control, wiping at tears and letting little giggles escape.

“That,” You snort a little and slap your hands over your face “Was sooo fucking stupid”

Eddie snickers and sighs loudly before looking over at you.

“Yeah just a bit… but like- it was also super funny”

You turn to look at him and smile widely, lean forward, and kiss his nose.

“You’re cute when you nearly pass out from laughing!”

His cheeks immediately turn pink and he looks away from you almost shyly and it’s the cutest damn thing you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Watching this hulk of a man turn into an adorable little puddle after one kiss on the nose.

You reach out and turn his face back to look at you and smirk at him, you lean in and kiss his nose again, and then his forehead. You stop for a second, staring into his eyes and flicking them down to his lips…just asking.

He’s never seen someone look so needy and so pretty before. But you’re here and in his bed and it’s supposed to just be an innocent time together. You’re both adults! You can share a bed without getting up to anything…

But then he finds himself leaning in, your fingers pulling his chin closer and suddenly he’s dipping his head and capturing your lips and all he can think about is you in his cowboy hat and those stupid tiny shorts he just wants to rip off.

He knocks the wind out of you the second he climbs on top of you. He attacks your mouth with a pent-up energy that’s been brewing since the moment he set eyes on you and you’re easily reciprocating every bite, every swirl of your tongues.

His hands slide down your sides and shove your shirt up over your head and you’re rushing to do the same to him. Both shirts go sailing somewhere in the corner of his room and he’s fighting your jeans off.

“Jesus was this really necessary” He snorts at your big-ass belt buckle and you slap his chest.

“Are you acting like yours was any smaller?? You just happened to take yours off already!”

He takes your belt and ties your hands with it and hooks them over the hook in his headboard. You watch him start to peel away your shorts and stop for a second, looking up at the hook and then back at him.

“Is that really what this is for?” You wriggle your wrists a bit and he stops”

“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you”

“Try me”

“Buck literally installed that today as a joke in case I brought you home.”

“I think Buck and Audrey planned this entire thing” You huff and Eddie tilts his head in the most adorable way.

“What do you mean?”

You wriggle your hips “Pull ‘em down, cowboy”

Fuck he doesn’t need to be told twice. He works your shorts down over your gorgeous thighs and he immediately feels like a stupid hormonal teenager ready to bust. He’d seen women before dammit! If only his cock remembered that.

Your cheeks flush immediately and you look up at the ceiling as Eddie stares at the tiny pink thong that is leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.

He reaches out, hooking his finger around it and pulling it away from your body. God he’s drooling, he knows he’s drooling. It’s just one big sweet sticky mess. Your underwear practically clings to your slick cunt, and god he swears he can hear the suction noise of pulling the offending piece of fabric down your thighs to join the rest of your pile of clothes.

He slowly drags a finger down your puffy lips, enjoying the way it disappears when he sinks it further into your folds.

“Did you- did you wax?”

He has to ask because while he’s going to worship your body as soon as he comes back to earth he wants you to know from Neptune that he’s very appreciative of what you’ve done.

“There’s this stuff called “magic shave powder”? I swear by it… I’d like to keep my skin where it is.”

He doesn’t care how it was done, just that it was. And he wasn’t a shallow man, no he’d eat your ethereal pussy whether he had the enjoyment of the thick curls that normally accompanied it or not. He was very easy to please.

“Well, it looks… nice?” He says a little awkwardly and you giggle “Like- don’t get me wrong baby, I can deal with some fuzz… but I like how…soaked you get like this. Love seein’ these pretty lips glistening for me.”

“I’ll remember that in the future”

Eddie eats pussy like it’s his last goddamn meal. He cups your ass, squeezing the round globes in his palms before bringing you to his lips. He lets out a soft moan the second your sweet nectar hits his tongue and he knows he’s whipped. He doesn’t even care how purely animalistic he looks because how could he when you’re spread out for him like this?

Eddie’s moans are deliciously sinful as he unhooks your hands and frees them. He wants to feel them gripping and pulling his hair. The noises he makes are higher pitched and needy and you find yourself easily burying your fingers in his hair and tugging his face closer to your cunt just to hear him make them over and over again.

“Jesus, You’re such a good boy Eddie” You moan and he groans brokenly, loving how sweet and ready you are and how good you sound when you say things like that.

“Fuck, you taste amazing... I could eat this pretty pussy for hours” he mumbles between licks.

He focuses on your clit, sucking and flicking the sensitive bud with the tip of his tongue. At the same time, he slides two fingers inside you, pumping them in and out of you.

“Need you to cum before I’m inside you pretty girl. You think you can do that for me? Cum all over my mouth and let me swallow it.”

It’s like a wall shatters and comes crashing down as you’re having possibly the best orgasm of your life. Eddie holds your hips, drinking from you and letting out a low guttural moan while you buck your hips against his mouth. His sharp moans vibrate against your lips and you slap a hand over your mouth to keep from screaming out his name and letting the whole freaking block know what he’s doing to your body.

He keeps his mouth pressed to your pussy until you’re weakly shoving his head away, your entire body spasming. He pulls away enough to climb up your body and kiss you, letting you taste yourself on him.

“You think you can handle one more round?”

He’s giving you the choice, even with the subtle way his hips rut into yours uncontrollably and how he looks like a man crazed and ready to rip you apart the second you give him the go-ahead.

He’s giving you the choice.

“I can handle it”

He settles between your spread thighs, the thick head of his dick nudging against your slick entrance. He grips your hips, his fingers sinking into the soft flesh as he teases her, not quite pushing inside.

“Tell me what you want, baby. I want to hear you say it” He demands, his voice low and authoritative.

“Beg for my cock like the needy little slut you are. Let me hear how badly you want me to fill up this greedy cunt.”

He rocks his hips, sliding his cock along your slit, coating himself in your juices. Eddie is hitting way too many of your kinks list to keep yourself in control and that’s literally no problem for you.

“Please?” He’s not even sure how you manage to sound so breathy and helpless and needy all at the same time but Jesus fucking-

“I-I’m so wet for you” you sniffle a little and he groans loudly “I feel so- so hot and- and d-desperate” you stutter and he finally loses it.

With an animalistic growl, he thrusts his hips forward, burying his thick cock deep inside your tight, wet heat in one hard stroke. He doesn't stop until he's fully sheathed, his heavy balls pressing against your ass and you cry out.

“Eddie, now” you breathe raggedly and he’s gone.

He starts to move, pulling out until just the tip remains inside you before slamming back in, setting a hard, fast pace.

He leans down, capturing one of your hardened nipples in his mouth, sucking and biting at the sensitive bud. His other hand slides between your bodies, finding your clit and rubbing the swollen nub in tight circles.

He pounds into you relentlessly, finding your neck and biting into that soft spot as he takes his pleasure from your willing body. He can feel you starting to tighten around him, knowing you’re close to another orgasm and that he’s hurdling toward one just as fast.

He’s not gentle in the least and you’re not asking him to be. The headboard bangs against the wall with each thrust of his hips and you’re crying into his shoulder. You’ve got one arm wrapped tightly around his shoulders, your nails digging into his back and the hand splayed across his thick ass and shoving him into you.

“I-I’m gonna cum” You pant desperately, your body trembling, back arching. “C-cum with me Eddie, fuck cum inside me.”

Eddie lets out a loud moan, as your desperate pleas push him over the edge. He slams into you one last time, burying himself to the hilt feeling his cock throb and pulse inside you, spilling thick ropes of hot cum deep inside you and giving you the second-best orgasm of your life.

He grinds his hips against yours, making sure every last drop stays inside you before collapsing on top of you. You hold him to you, wrapping your arms tightly around his neck and burying your face in his shoulder.

“I’m like- 90 percent sure that was the best sex I’ve ever had, Jesus Christ”

He cuddles you right back, turning onto his side a little and holding you against him. You giggle and nod into his shoulder, your soft pants tickling his skin.

“Only 90? I’m worth at least a 98”

“How about a full hundred?” His fingertips trace lightly down your shoulder, making little shapes and you grin and gently kiss his shoulder.

“Okay, cool 100… same by the way, or whatever” You kinda trail off and his chuckle reverberates through your chest, sending chills through your body.

“Okay cool” He mumbles back to you and you blush, looking up at him.

“So like, this gonna be a regular thing? Orrr are we still good for Tuesday?”

He thinks for a moment, still tracing those soft shapes, still holding your body against his because the more he thinks about it the more he likes having you around.

“I’d still really like to get to know you. So if you’re okay with it, Tuesday is definitely still on. And if it ends with this? I mean… I’m not mad about it…”

You giggle and close your eyes, nuzzling your head into his chest and inhaling his scent. It’s something deep and masculine, but you can also smell the cotton candy perfume you’re wearing clinging to his skin in a perfect mix of the two.

“Okay, Tuesday. It’s a date… that I will evidently bring an overnight bag for”

“I have never, in my life, been so proud of being a slut”

Buck walks into the kitchen in his boxers, his arms out. He’s covered in hickies and has a few fresh scratches on his chest. He does a little spin, showing off the rest of his well-earned trophies and Eddie snorts loudly and flips the pancakes in the pan. He’d been in a cheery enough mood to wake up and make breakfast for everyone.

Plus his Abuela would kill him if he didn’t.

“What about you Eddy-kins? How did you and Y/N hit it off?”

“Oh we were fine” Eddie shrugs “Nothin you know too crazy… we talked, and set up a date for Tuesday.”

“I’m proud of you man! Puttin’ yourself out there!” He claps Eddie on the shoulder who hisses in pain.

He freezes, and Buck freezes.

“No! Hey! No, you- Hey!” Buck immediately pounces on Eddie, trying to wrangle him out of the t-shirt he’s wearing. Eventually, he literally rips it from his freaking body and Buck's jaw drops.

Eddie is just as covered in hickies and scratches, maybe more. He’s also got very faint red marks… like he’d been gently tied up.

“Edmundo Diaz you slut!”

“Why’s Eddie a slut?” Audrey comes into the kitchen, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. She blinks at the boys, Buck is holding Eddie’s tattered shirt in his hands and Eddie’s got his hands around Buck's neck.

“Heyyy Audrey…” Eddie says in a high-pitched voice, letting go of Buck and Buck hides the shirt pieces behind his back.

“Hey babe!”

“Do I even want to know what’s happening?”

“Yes!!”

“No!!”

She squints a little, before pinching the bridge of her nose.

“I don’t have contacts, so Buck baby if there’s something I should be seeing-“

“There’s not!”

“Eddie is in the exact same condition I am, maybe worse” Buck blurts out and Audrey’s mouth drops.

“I’m sorry what?!”

“Hey! Audrey I told you I was right to keep a spare of your contacts in my purse last night! Here you- Whaaat is going on??”

“They know” Eddie groans and your mouth drops and you slap your hands over your face with an equally as embarrassed moan.

“Oh, dear god.”

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Family name asesthic.

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I saw something recently that said “Wow the core four were really bad at being villains.” And i’m rewatching D3 and lowkey…yeah

Like comparing them to the Sea Three is one thing.

But they couldn’t steal the wand whereas, on her own, Audrey walked into the same museum and stole two artifacts before casting multiple wide range curses on the kingdom

Audrey. An Auradon kid.