#Gd ff

[plague-of-insomnia]

I once again remind you there’s no such thing as an “illegal ship” bc it’s fucking fiction

[hidingoutbackstage]

Decided to watch a “found footage horror film” posted to youtube called Milk & Serial and i’m not even 3 minutes in and it’s so bad bro i actually burst out laughing at how bad it is i can’t wait to watch this

[uncanny-tranny]

The hyper-veneration and almost fetishization of the USA's troops have honestly given rise for some of the worst types of people who want power without effort, I think.

It's why you see some entitled asshole troop who think they can do whatever to civilians because we "owe" them for them "putting their lives on the line" or the type of person who thinks they personally will stick it to a random Afghan civilian for what "their people" did on 9/11 (a racist institution fostering racism? Colour me shocked (sarcasm)).

As a US citizen, I'm personally really concerned with this attitude we have toward troops. As somebody who hates the institution of the military, I also hate that it fosters a genuinely toxic mindset - it's much like the mindset that is instilled in cops; however, when you are overseas, the people you harm are not typically US civilians, so people can sweep under the rug the injustice of terrorizing civilians who aren't "like us."

[coinoperatedbird]

*Neil . . . . . . . . oh dis about to get long and unfriendly...

Second of all - jesus.fucking.christ.on.a.crutch.at.christmas.uphill.in.a.god.damn.yeti.lickin.blizzard.... did you get tired of harassing the H.P. RP community and come here looking for attention? wat the actual fuck my guy? fuck off. im not responsible for Neil**'s actions anymore than Pablo's responsible for them. so take that entirty and fuck right the fuck off with it. preferably very far and away from me. like...the bottom of the the grand canyon. how you get there is entirely up to you. now...

Ok that that bit of the ugly is out of the way...lets move on to the other part of it.... Third of all-- two hundred years? are you a flat earther too? like i mean on top of being an entire tit stuck to a dick? TWO HUNDRED YEARS? How fucking uncultured you are, dear. Like so uncultured that i'm slightly afraid for those around you with your kind of lack in awareness of knowledge. srsly a two second google search would have shown you this...(please see below)

Now in case you also aren't aware of how centuries work...the 17th century covers from the year 1600-1700. (also a fun fact you could google but im saving you the time aren't i just so nice.) And so like last I checked in with the laws of mathmatics....1700 subtracted from 2024 equals 324. So even if we assume the story of little red cap started there and did not originate from any other earlier tale that's still---124 years more than your 'guess'. which is seriously all i can think of you did. guess i mean. had u done ur research clearly we wouldn't be here regarding that part of your ugly statement.

But let's talk about that for a minute yea?

10th century 900-1000 Little Red Cap was first told as an oral tale.

Taken from Google for ease : (Many scholars believe the story originated as a spoken folktale among European peasants as early as the 10th century.)

Now you might say oh that's vague there's no proof how can you prove it all they did was talk, blah blah blah. Go have a sit down with a literary historian, they're much more equipped to explain that to you in a way you would understand. yes i really just told you to go ask someone else because i can not in fact bring my iq down to ur level to explain it to you. its a flaw. im aware of it. i apologize.

Moving on, lets assume u've now had that nice chat with that extremely more qualified and patient person than my self historian. That out of the way we're heading into the next issue with ur nasty wee words...

the 10th century aka 900-1000 is still quite a bit more than 200 years before the 19th (thats 1800-1900) by around what 800 years give or take? and even further from where we are now which would be...2024 minus lets call it 950 for fairness....that's 1074 years again give or take a little. so what do you think that means? did you work it out? you got it? that's right! the story of little red cap and the big bad wolf is approximatly one thousand and seventy-four years old. good job!

Now i can hear you going 'AH HA GOT U! LUKA WAS CAST OUT IN BC AND HIS STORY DIDNT POP UP UNTIL AD!'

That statement is true. well done. but that literally has jack to do with when or where we think his story first got spoken. We know it was a spoken story because it was passed down for ages in other countries that the grimm brother's never visited and yet those people knew the story without every having heard of the grimm brother's book let alone read it. so explain that. can you? i can. its very simple....

all we know is that's as far as memory went. aka that's as far back as the last story teller said it was. let me try to put it another way that's easier to follow... Story teller #10 (for 10th century) - he tells the story...but where did he get it from? the story teller before him. and where did that story teller get it from? most likely the story teller before her. and while that story teller may not have enjoyed the tale and there fore did not tell it often her replacement perhaps did like the story but never had a chance to tell it to anyone but his replacement. and that one (#10) took his master's grief of never having gotten to tell it and told the story many times over his life.

so what does that tell us? that tells us that the story of little red cap and the big bad wolf COULD REALLY HAVE originated hundreds of years prior maybe even thousands. We honestly do not know how old oral stories could be because there is no actual way to tell when the story was first woven to pay for a spot by the fire, or perform there duty in the tribe, etc. srsly we don't know. all we can know is however far back human memory goes, and what we find in stone that's survived. that's the only history that's concrete and funny how not even that is because its the victors that write the histories and the victors always put themselves in the best light they can manage.

BUT NOW LETS TALK ABOUT IRELAND AND WOLVES.

Its one of my favorite topics! why? because there's just so many gosh darn wolves in irish mythology and it kinda irritates me how often they're looked over and forgotten. did you know that ireland actually used to HAVE wolves but they were hunted to existion? did you know that? DID YOU?! No? GOOGLE IT.

Now a super COOL thing about wolves and ireland...(see below)

yea they were actually seen as GOOD things back then. do you have any idea how loved Luka would have been back in the day? just seeing him was a sign of blessing. his pawprints left in the mud under ur window sill a sign of great fortune because he accepted ur gift. do you really not understand just how far he fell? he was the favored servant of a favored and feared GODDESS u uncultured swine. bright and beautiful and terrible. and he was twisted into this half life creature with no end and only the dark that hears him all because of a fucking MISTAKE. because immortal servant or not he'd been human once...and humans error. Fourth and final - - "2 dimensional half assed villain"

you've clearly not read a shred of anything regarding Luka and his background or read a single one of his rps, at all. how do i know? because my rp partners wouldnt lie to me. they've protected me from liars before and fuck u very much but im gonna trust them over ur greyed out glassy douche bagged ass.

The Big Bad Wolf as I protray him in my own mythological universe is not a fucking villain. he is not a fucking hero either. he's fucking tired is what he is. and so am i. so fuck off and fuck you.

TL;DR : let me utterly frank...this hill is not a hill i will die on. this hill is a hill i will slay everyone else on. period. Luka is MINE. i made him. i fashioned him as i saw fit. and he will use the fc i fucking decide to use. i dont give a shit what your opinion is. go get help.

tellin' my ass i should be ashamed. bitch u wouldn't know shame if it ran you over with a mack truck. fuck off.

[meduseld]

As someone from a country that was in fact enmeshed in a conflict with guerrilla warfare and kidnapping over literal decades: stop acting like this is a fandom debate and excusing whatever your "side" does. War crimes are war crimes and need to be called out, there is no justification for those. You can believe one side is justified or whatever, but do NOT excuse this shit. No one has clean hands in conflict

[coulsonlives]

Where is the lie lmfaooo

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[lunapwrites]

Today. Today I am going to attempt to write.

[louisisalarrie]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

SIR YOU ARE AN INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR WHY ARE YOU ON A LIME BIKE

[fire-fira]

Testing something because tumblr's doing something weird.

[dewpriism]

you guys know that if you post your nudes on here you have to tag them properly, right? :) you guys know that, right? :) you guys know that the nsfw tag literally means 'not safe for work' in that viewing it at work would probably get you written up or potentially fired, right?? :) you guys know that not everyone on this website wants to see nsfw, right?? :) surely you guys wouldn't purposefully expose ppl who either have triggers or just plain don't want to see it for any reason at all, right??? :)

[atthebell]

not the pinkwashing comment in the notes bro that is not it

[audiovisualrecall]

They fucking closed all the public bathrooms and all the museums/locations with bathrooms at 5pm so when at 5:30 I realized I really fucking had to pee, I had to find a fricking secluded cluster of bushes and pee in the bushes.

Well, date #2 went well besides the pee issues so hey, can only get better from here, right? 🙃😑😓

[callum-hunt-is-bisexual]

guys does aaron drink coffee

also what would he order at a coffee shop

[on-a-lucky-tide]

The weight room is full of young twinks and I am so disappointed.

[sothischickshe]

Ship categorization game: Anya/Xander, Angel/Buffy, and Willow/Xander

Ooh thank you sweetie!

Anya/xander

I find anya to be quite an overrated character generally 🤷🏼‍♀️ and while I'm not immune to their charms while watching (sidenote oh the rewatch urge, it's strong 😩) I find their dramz a bit too repetitive (and tragic 😢).

I'll never tell is THE breakout omwf song/performace for me buttttt I think their relationship has a little too much of the men are from Mars, ancient demons are from venus as long as they're lady shaped (which doesn't necessarily completely sync sensibly for me with the rest of anya's characterisation?), and I def think the hell's bells break up thing was too contrived/lazily explained??

So idk they're kinda cute but I'm not that fussed, I guess of the options im going to go: seasonal ship! 🍃🍁

Angel/buffy

Hmm idk, the older I get the less appealing I find them -- particularly how it's the teen girl/older bf trope writ extra large, but also bc the more we learn about Angel across the verse the weirder him morality petting her in early buffy seems??? I'm pretty into the crisscross of ot4 ships of buffy Spike faith Angel, but for me buffy/angel is def the weak link of those.

Again im def not immune to some charms while watching (iwry??? 😢😢😢😢😢) but I'm probs gonna go rare pair bc im more interested if Spike and/or faith or darla maybe is thrown in too, but that's difficult to do well

Willow/xander

I did enjoy them being awful together actually!! It was compelling!! They're both consistently pretty selfish actually!!

Rating this crack ship cos I just don't have any interest in it past s3, and I love that they mended their friendship and how important it was across the show (S6 finale!!! 😢💛🖍️).

I still prefer it to xander/Dawn though 🙃 (the comics have a lot of crimes to answer for....)

Send me a ship and I will attempt to categorise it!

[an-organized-confusion]

Okay one thing I love about writing Gymrat!Remus... is that like... casually or in his Workout get-up... the guy looks like an absolute miscreant you dropped in a blender with some unholy abomination of goth, punk, emo, and dragster.

And he is an absolute unhinged jackass, to boot.

BUT he’s a brilliant technician and pretty damn smart in conventional measures. Which often times surprises people. Yeah, he totally looks like he would hotwire and steal your car... or he can hack your car’s computer to play DOOM (not giving a shit about bricking it as a functioning car).

But he has NO impulse control. Like. An INFINITESIMAL amount of impulse control.

And pretty much everyone around him has to deal with it.