#Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[patepaka]

IDW Megatron is so smallll 😭 HE FITS PERFECTLY IN MY OP ARMS

THEY GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[sstarpopp]

THEY KISSED. THEY TOTALLY KISSED. THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER HOTLY AND GAYLY, THE SCENE SWITCHED, AND WHEN WE SEE THEM AGAIN.

PAINTBRUSH’S HAND.

IS ON LIGHTBULB’S FACE.

TELL ME THIS ISNT GAY YOU DONT PUT YOUR HAND ON SOMEONES CHEEK IF YOURE NOT ABOUT TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM. GAY. LIGHTBRUSH CANON. I HATE THEM. /VVVVVVPOS

[junkdyke]

this girl has me doing things i haven't done for anyone in so long. we spend hours and hours just talking and being all cheesy. last night i read her a bedtime story and watched her fall asleep. it's just really nice and i'm sooo excited i'm gonna get to see her again in a few days

[cookie-nom-nom]

STILL not over the teacher who assured us that Gilgamesh and Enkidu were soulmates but they WEREN’T gay. Just like Achilles and Patroclus :)

[dumbf2ck]

i ain’t bisexual some women js got me tweakin ☺️

[rainbowresurrection]

KIRK AND SPOCK

[tobixius]

My dear, I love you so fiercely not even achilles can compare. If they wrote books about our love, we’d be modern day epics like the Iliad.

[moldy-guacamole]

The man in the back of my closet: gay peopleeeeeeee☆☆☆☆☆☆

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Hey uh does anyone have the pic from the Eras Tour of when Taylor was dressed in one of those suits in the literal lesbian flag colours, sitting on a chair with her legs spread out like / \, doing the 🤘lesbian thingy with both her hands…

For research purposes 😭🙏

[amaranthine-everlasting]

Dream making The Corinthian: He shall be beautiful, all the more to augment his horror. His body will be a deception, the better to reflect the darkness of men. He shall blend with humanity, and so he will dress like the Principality Aziraphale. But sexier.

[mybirthstoneisemerald]

No need to be rude, babe. He's dying.

He's trying his best not to poison you with his beginner cooking skills please.

This whole scene is hilarious how are guys crying.

"this is not how I imagine being penetrated by you but okay."

"old man I swear—"

[texasbama]

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[talk-with-sebastian]

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

“for Allo i am- I MEAN WHATATA-“

[higanbana-au]

Intro to our AU

Meet the dumbasses (aka writers), there's three of us.

Hi, I'm Blue! — They/Them

I'm a professional procrastinator and probably the reason this took so long to make lmao.

check me out: @blu3cl0v3rs

G’day ma- no we aren’t doing that actually, retry.

Heyo! I’m Charli! (She/They)

Joining Blue on the professional procrastinator there, and I’m insane about symbolism and formatting. If you want to see my everyday chaos, you can find me over at @artqueen02

Hi, I'm Prism, She/They/He

I'm probably the reason this will end up being so many parts because all the "what if" questions come from me.

Main account is @prisms-writing

So what is this AU about exactly?

In the Higanbana AU follows Eleanor's childhood and teenage years as she finds out more about her family all while being accompanied by a still tiny Pythor.

Why is Pythor still small you may be asking? simple, the Anacondrai generals fucking hate him.

Turns out you aren't likable when you're a cannibal.

You'll also find the following:

Things you will get from reading this fic

GAY

getting invested in the purple snake

MORE GAY

your eyes are so pretty

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

way too many spinoffs

GAYYYYYYYYYY

so much angst you’re not ready

did I mention that there’s GAY

what was that about the angs-

NO. SHUT UP. GAY

P.S. Be sure to watch out for secrets.

[michellezagenda]

is it comphet or do i really wanna fuck his cute sexy ass ugh i wish he was a girl but wait he has long hair soo???? maybe im a lesbian ????? bc i can’t stop liking hot sexy men with long hair and i love fucking them!!! that’s gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ekktoplasm]

FUCK DOES HE MEAN "I'LL TAKE THIS OUT OF YOUR ASS LATER."

HE'S GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THESE ARE HOMOSEXUALS