#i’m gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

stop the presses evil janette au.

[higanbana-au]

Intro to our AU

Meet the dumbasses (aka writers), there's three of us.

Hi, I'm Blue! — They/Them

I'm a professional procrastinator and probably the reason this took so long to make lmao.

check me out: @blu3cl0v3rs

G’day ma- no we aren’t doing that actually, retry.

Heyo! I’m Charli! (She/They)

Joining Blue on the professional procrastinator there, and I’m insane about symbolism and formatting. If you want to see my everyday chaos, you can find me over at @artqueen02

Hi, I'm Prism, She/They/He

I'm probably the reason this will end up being so many parts because all the "what if" questions come from me.

Main account is @prisms-writing

So what is this AU about exactly?

In the Higanbana AU follows Eleanor's childhood and teenage years as she finds out more about her family all while being accompanied by a still tiny Pythor.

Why is Pythor still small you may be asking? simple, the Anacondrai generals fucking hate him.

Turns out you aren't likable when you're a cannibal.

You'll also find the following:

Things you will get from reading this fic

GAY

getting invested in the purple snake

MORE GAY

your eyes are so pretty

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

way too many spinoffs

GAYYYYYYYYYY

so much angst you’re not ready

did I mention that there’s GAY

what was that about the angs-

NO. SHUT UP. GAY

P.S. Be sure to watch out for secrets.

[padfoot-lupin77]

I’m sorry but you have to suffer from my sleep-deprived sense of humor

House Of Hades: you get you lgbt character but we don’t say the word

Blood Of Olympus: we don’t say the word

Hidden Oracle: We don’t say the word

Dark Prophecy: okay you get many lgbt characters but we don’t say the word

Burning Maze: we don’t say the word

Tyrant’s Tomb: we don’t say the word

Tower of Nero: GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[lezzysel]

i’m gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[chubote]

Honestly I never thought I’d fall head over heels again for one person, let alone two

Let alone have them share in my kinks and gaining lifestyle

I’m so fucking lucky, y’all. I feel like the luckiest guy in the world lmao

[ruins-mourner]

Hearing my girlfriend make those little frog noises with her throat while she sleeps is one of the best things I experience every day

[reverse-the-jellybaby]

thoughts on combat and captain Jack Harkness

- for both of them: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! SO SO SO SO GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

combat:

(unfortunately I have to talk about Noel Clarke as a writer in a positive way bc he wrote a great episode…as much as he’s a piece of garbage. I can only offer my apologies)

- he really said Torchwood but also make it Fight Club huh?

- he also said make Owen the biggest cunt he’s been all season and I admire that. Because it kick starts his wonderful character development.

- I also admire him for writing Gwen’s cheating confession with a dash of Retcon involved. Like, damn. Way to show Gwen just cannot face the consequences of her own guilt, huh? But that’s the kind of character stuff that I LOVE in Torchwood. Really deplorable shit. Characters making the worst decisions possible that you can scream about and analyse. Gwen often gets treated with kid gloves but this episode really went in on her worst qualities.

- ooofffff the energy in the room after Owen and Gwen end the affair and return to the hub pissed at each other. The angry glares. The snark. Oh lord. And then it’s still lowkey reeeeeeally awkward when we get to Captain Jack Harkness but they’re trying to be cool and professional now.

- as much as I don’t support Noel based on recent events, he wrote a bloody great episode. He took Owen and Gwen in particular down as dark as they could go, a feat I can only hope to achieve in my fanfics.

- the crazy frog ringtone absolutely took me out

- forgot that Gwen didn’t actually know that Owen had fallen for Diane but plays it off like she does when Tosh mentions it. Speaks volumes about how badly damaged that relationship had become by that point, and I’ll definitely have to work that into my series somehow.

- I made a seperate post about this but why would the show continue to push Jack and Gwen when Jack and TOSH is RIGHT THERE. There’s a moment in combat when Jack holds tosh close while hiding from the villains and I felt more chemistry in that tiny moment than in all of the Gwen/Jack scenes iM SORRY I JUST DONT GET IT.

- speaks volumes about Gwen’s professionalism that despite how angry she is with him, she still runs right into the cage to help save his life.

- as much as I hate to say it…this may be one of my favourite episodes. Siiiiiggghhhh.

Captain Jack Harkness

- SAME DEAL IN THIS EPISODE. So much Jack/tosh material here! And YET.

- the Owen and Ianto moments in this episode were just 🤌🤌🤌🤌 incredible. Top tier. Vitriolic work buddies, then the arguing. So spicy.

- remembered that in End of Days, Owen looks shocked when he sees Jack and Ianto holding each other and now that I remembered him mocking Ianto about the relationship being in his “sad wet dreams” I’m thinking either he boils it down to just sex or he thinks Ianto’s just lying. So when he sees them in End of Days and he reacts in the way he does he’s like oh…I guess it was more than that.

- something this show does so well is male intimacy, showing men at their most vulnerable in so many ways. We see it here with both Captain Jack’s. So much emotion in their final kiss before Jack and tosh return to the present. So much unsaid, so much that doesn’t need to be said.

- Captain Jack’s theme was just fucking beautiful and I got a little choked up because I’d forgotten how gorgeous it is. The score for this show is just 👌👌

[flowery-draws]

SUF new Episodes, March 6 2020

"In dreams" episode

is very hilarious adbsjkdhaklhdklahdkhs i mean look at this!:

i'm so freaking laughing at this and

gemcopter????!?!?!? i’m screaming AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!

but you know this episode is about Peridot know what Steven feel. he doesn't want to be alone. he still wants to hang out with Peridot.

oh! And also... finally:

WE CAN SEE HOW SHE LOOKS WITHOUT GLASSES~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bismuth Casual":

that was many Bispearl moment 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! LESBIANS!!!!!

and also that Bismuth eyelashes!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Also STEVONNIE IS BACK YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!:

AND OH! THE ONE THING THAT MAKES ME MORE HAPPY:

i literally screaming so hard! Hijab Girl!!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Quinn for the ask game?

Why I like them : She’s pretty and smart and her gay vibes are so big.

Why I don’t : She’s pretty uptight at times.

Favourite episode (scene if movie) : Ballad

Favourite season/movie : Season 1 - she has a really solid arc

Favourite line : “Oh you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at Junior prom.”

Favourite outfit :

OTP : Faberry or Quinntana.

Brotp : Kuinn (is as more of a fanon brotp) and Quinncedes

Head Canon : She’s gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Unpopular opinion : I’m really not into glee’s separation of biological parentage. Quinn is trying to steal Beth back from Shelby and Shelby rightly points out that just because Beth came from Quinn, it doesn’t make Quinn her mother. I’m 100% behind that. But you can’t have Shelby turning around and claiming Rachel as her own whenever she pleases. Anyway sorry for the weird small rant.

A wish : Quinn’s happy.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen : She ends up with Puck for good.

5 words to best describe them : beautiful, sad, mean, brave

[deadandphilgames]

We're waiting for Phil to finally get his wisdom teeth out and record it

phil on happy gas! “Hey guys! I’m FUCKING GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY, anyways do you every wonder how trees always know when it’s raining?”

[kickassviv]

i’m the anon who posted the first roommate comment - i’ve never read any fanfics so it’s not from that but i think i remember either P or M talking about it in some random little interview (don’t ask which one cause i couldnt tell you) and also from investigating twitter and instagram. they were either roommates or just stayed at each others places A LOT.

gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[grossbabygoblin]

when u get this u have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)✨

YOU DO 5 MORE

OK RUDDEEEE but fine I’ll do it

1. I like that I have good taste in music. Like I love so much music. Music is life.

2. Umm I think I’m cute?? Yeah I’m cute.

3. I like my nose. I used to hate my big nose but I think it’s nice now.

4. Same w my smile. Used to hate it. Now I like it.

5. I like that I’m GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY queer 4 life

AN GUESS WHAT YOU GET ANOTHER ONE TOOO!! Heheheh bc self love friend n you be cool :3

[saimamis-archive]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

hhUuuhOooHHhhH I'M GAAYYY

[illuminati-dan]

Dood

I used to be so defensive whenever someone assumed I was a lesbian or just not straight (it happened a lot and it was really fucking annoying to me) and now I’m just like fUCK YEAH IM GAY AS FUCK MAN WOOOOOO 🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈 ME?? STRAIGHT??? YOU THOUGHT WRONG BUDDY BOY ❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜*screeching “im hella fuckin gay” out a window while throwing glitter everywhere* LOOK AT MY FUCKING UNICORN BITCH ASS AYYAYYAYY ❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈❤️💛💚💙💜 *is gay everywhere* jUST ALWAYS FUCKING GAY. MAKE IT GAYYYYYYYY. IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈

[grahaam]

I got tagged by the very awesome @missdisfortune, thanks love!

Rules: answer 18 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better

Name: Elizabeth

Nicknames: I respond to pretty much everything but most people call me Liz/Lizzie.

Birthdate: May 10, you don’t get to know the year ;)

Height: 5′5"

Ethnicity: White girl.

Orientation: Bi Bi Bi!

Favorite fruits: Raspberries and pineapple

Favorite season: Winter

Favorite book: Nooooo clue. Probably The Book Thief or Milk and Honey

Favorite flower: Sunflowers, lavender

Favorite scent: Lavender or cigarettes

Favorite animals: Raccoons, dogs, rabbits, cows

Favorite beverage: Gotta say, probably coffee

Average hours of sleep: Not enough.

Favorite fictional characters (I’m only doing Hannibal and AU characters): Will Graham, Adam Raki, Bev Katz, Clarice Starling, Elias, Nigel

Dream trip: Copenhagen or Florence!

Number of blankets: So many. I bundle.

Tagging: @messy-scandinoodle @begintoblur @sofancydancy @victorineb @hanni-bunny-lecter @the-un-brokenteacup  @cas-dean-assbutts @neverbeglamour @cannibalharpsichord

[hannahvsana]

Get to know me

I was tagged by the lovely @kathrynrecovering to do this get to know me :) I hope you’re doing well 💜💜 First Name: Hannah Nicknames: Han, Hanbun, Hanny, Potato Child Zodiac: Gemini (it’s my birthday in 20 days!)
 Sexual Orientation: Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Favorite Fruit(s): Raspberries, dried apricots and dried pineapples are my faves 
Favorite Season: Autumn into Winter because of the colours
 Favorite book: Either Making History by Stephen Fry, or Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet. I also really love A Picture Of Dorian Gray
 Favorite flower: Either daffodils because I love yellow and they brighten any room, or roses (my middle name is Rose fun facts)
Favorite Animal(s): Tardigrades, sloths and okapis 
 Coffee, Tea, or Cocoa: Tea all the way 
Cat Or Dog Person: I lean more towards cats but I really love dogs this question is sinful
 Favourite Tumblr: My followers for sure, my girlfriend’s tumblr, my friend and her girlfriend’s matching tumblrs, my friends aesthetic blog- I can’t choose 
Dream Trip: I’m going interrailing next year hopefully which is on my list 
Number Of Followers: 1187

I tag: @pot8-is-okay @raining-sunflowers @steps-of-recovery @hannie-recovers @teenageangstofa19yearold