#GONNA ANNOY EVERYONE

[canadiancryptid]

Tumblr has added a new feature, and its time for me to play everybody's favorite game:

IS THERE A LIMIT?

[yuwuta]

you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

[airinn]

Kaz and Victor finally met last dnd game and the vibes from them both are SOOO atrocious. Kaz brought his fists to a magic fight like an idiot (it's fine they're basically friends now)

[not-another-robin]

Adventures in butlery with Alfred and Bruce. DC should hire me to do 100,000 more of these in this essay I will-

[pseudophan]

i really hope that after dan and phil get to bully us on stage on tour people will finally give all this self phlagellation a fucking rest. you literally cannot post anything at all about phandom history without someone chiming in to remind you of how horrible and awful and evil we were like jesus fucking christ do you people just lay awake every single night crying over everything you said and did at 14? get OVER it. contrary to popular belief you can actually reminisce and speak fondly of times that weren't entirely perfect without having to add ten disclaimers about how you used to be the devil incarnate but you've grown as a person and now if you ever accidentally step on a snail on the pavement you will make sure to throw yourself into oncoming traffic as punishment. aren't you tired

[bread--hood]

The Haunted Vincent Hotel

[deoidesign]

"what do hands mean about a character?"

Their hands mean they love eachother

(webcomic)

[saline-coelacanth]

Alright guys, season 2 part 2 of Dragons Rising is almost here so I just wanna remind everyone that even when the episodes come out, you NEED to tag your spoilers because not everyone is gonna be able to watch it right away.

Please treat this like a normal release and continue to tag spoilers for a while after the release. If this was a normal release that didn't have all the episodes leak ahead of time, you'd still tag your spoilers for people who aren't able to watch right away, so this should be treated the same way.

And also I guess this is another reminder to TAG YOUR GODDAMN SPOILERS PEOPLE! I have seen so many posts that aren't tagged as spoilers and it's driving me crazy! And I'm not even trying to avoid spoilers so I can only imagine how much more annoying it is for people who ARE avoiding spoilers. A little trick I tend to use is anything that could be considered a spoiler, no matter how small or irrelevant, it gets tagged as a spoiler. Because even if something doesn't seem like a big deal to you, it could still make someone upset having it spoiled for them.

So yeah, keep tagging your spoilers and don't stop tagging your spoilers when the episodes release officially. Give it some time before you stop tagging spoilers.

[clownmitts]

Study session.

Happy Clone High S2 day!

[p4nishers]

there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

i....am so normal about them

[blkkizzat]

y'all new kinktober ideas wont leave me be, halloween is my fav holiday too so im all about it....so i went to the movies tonight and omfg.

what about beetlejuice!gojo ?????

lmfao no but like not really he wouldnt be as gross kjdhajsh, but i was thinking what if gojo like was a ghost who couldn't move on and was like obsessed with you and played all kind of pranks on you and especially scared away any type of guy you brought around.

idk... ill think about this more lol.

[ssruis]

I wish they did more with emotions affecting the sekais for the sole sekai owners… tsukasa doesn’t get a callback at an audition & comes to the sekai and there’s a biblical fucking flood happening. Kaito is like what do *you* think this means tsukasa :) trying to get him to reflect inwards upon himself while tsukasa is like (frantically trying to corral the plushies onto the giant ship & wake luka up) ARE WE ARE GOING TO DIE??? and kaito’s like I don’t know about that :) [cut to miku sitting in an inner-tube floating by]

[hooved]

i hate j*lian b*shir fans. he's like the spock of DS9 in the sense that literally all of you vote for him in polls no matter what the question is just because you wanna fuck this out of character version of him you made up in your head