#adam and Steve

[astrazero]

The First kiss of Adam & Steve .

My revamp of, The First kiss of Adam and Eve, by Salvador Viniegra, 1891

[deoidesign]

Happy pride from Adam and Steve, my t4t gay vampire and werewolf!!!

They're from my webcomic. It's good. I'm not biased. It's funny and gentle and they time travel to a new location every full moon, where there's a new little mystery to solve!

[imp-imp-im-a-simp]

Adam: You won't f*ck my wife this time, I came prepared!

Lucifer: Are you sure?

Adam: It's Adam and Steve now!

Lucifer: Oh. Challenge accepted.

Adam: DON'T YOU DARE

Edit: Just had a thought that it would be funny if Steve looked very much like Lucifer.

Lucifer: Adam, is there something you'd like to tell me?

[donnatroyprincessofthemyscira]

Before anyone says anything, let's be clear: it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. 💖

We don't use Eve's dead name.😜

[koji-haru]

I dragged @twost3ps , and @libby-for-life into my Adam & Steve AU and I'm hoping to drag you down into this hell of an AU as well

"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" but what if it was Adam and Steve?

Basically you can do whatever you want with this AU. Create your own stuff or use stuff that's already exist, for example Steve being a hulk of a man or your own stuff I just want to see what you do with this AU.

PM me if you want more details or not. again if You're interested great if not that's fine too I just want to spread the word of the Adam & Steve AU

And I'm very much willing to be dragged into this AU! Hope you don't mind that I made my own version of Steve!

Anyway! Adam & Steve!

Silent tears ran down Adam’s cheeks as he watched Lilith pass through Eden’s gate along a certain small angel. His mate had never been the most affectionate, but to find out the reason this way. His best friend and his supposed mate, the two people he had ever truly known, had betrayed him and left him behind. They didn’t even say goodbye…

Adam dragged himself to their nest, or he supposed it was just his nest now. It was a nest he built with painstaking care and effort so that it wasn’t just comfortable for him, but also for his alpha. Lilies, her favourite flower, from white to pink to yellow were scattered all over, their scent heavily lingered in the air. Waxy leaves were layered at the bottom as well as surrounded the edges of the nest to protect it from the rain and keep the soft leaves he had gathered in the middle dry. So much effort and it was for naught. He supposed his little nest was nothing compared to a literal shining angel. He never stood a chance. It wasn’t even a choice to Lilith. And now the beautiful nest, which was supposed to bring him comfort, now only brought him pain. Adam looked around and his eyes landed on a small cave on the other side of the lake. He could sleep there for tonight, or forever. 

Adam had spent the next few days wandering listlessly around the garden. He knew deep down it wasn’t going to happen, but he really wanted to hope that they would come back. The deafening silence in the garden told him otherwise. He hugged his legs close to him as he let the pain of abandonment truly sink in. The animals that surrounded him didn’t help at all in making him feel less lonely. 

It had been a few days since Sera had visited the garden, and she supposed today was a good time to check up on the two humans. Maybe they had made some progress? She hoped that Lilith had finally grown to love Adam, maybe even mark him, that would be nice. What she hadn’t expected was the strong scent of distress that lingered heavily in the air. She followed the scent, her concern leading her, until she was where it was the strongest. There, by the lake’s edge, was the first man, surrounded by Eden’s animals as he cried into his arms. 

“Adam, what’s the matter?,” Sera asked as she sat beside the crying omega. 

Adam looked up from his arms and stared teary eyed at the tall angel before suddenly jumping up to hold onto her, his tight grip as if afraid that she, too, would disappear. The high seraphim didn’t know what was happening, but Adam needed comfort right now. She gently rubbed his back up and down, trying to soothe him even just a little bit. Where was Lilith? His mate should be here to comfort him.

That day Sera and the rest of Heaven had found out that Lilith had eloped with Lucifer, leaving Adam alone in the garden. To say that she was furious would be an understatement. How dare they go against God’s plan, and hurt Adam like that?! Sera released a heavy sigh. That wasn’t their priority right now. The angels were currently gathered around in a circle as they discussed the features of this new human they were going to make. 

“I think he should be made from a part of Adam,” one angel suggested.

“I agree. That way they should be more compatible,” another added.

“If that means he would be a more devoted and loving mate to Adam, then let’s do it,” Sera concluded.

—-

The cave had always been cooler than most of Eden, but by morning time, the sun’s early rays usually warmed Adam up. Slowly, he opened his eyes, blinking the sleep away. The sun had just risen, the cave was still dark but sunlight was starting to rush inside and… Wait. Was that a silhouette of a person behind him? Adam quickly turned around, thinking one of the angels had visited him again today. He was always grateful for their increased presence since Lilith had left him. But what greeted him wasn’t Sera or any other angel, it was another man with fiery red hair that flowed down to his shoulders and cool blue eyes that gazed lovingly down at him. 

“Good morning Adam,” the man greeted.

Adam remained still for a good few seconds, his breath taken out of him. The man before him was so strikingly handsome. He had pleasant warmth that radiated off of him as opposed to Lilith’s distant coldness. The beard that lined his chin, his perfect masculine figure and, despite sitting down, Adam could tell that he was very tall. Maybe even taller than him. 

Adam gulped, stumbling over his words a little bit as he tried to sit up. “H-hi, um, who..?”

“I’m Steve. I’m your new mate,” he replied as he helped Adam up and pulled him close. He eyed the cold empty cave that his omega was staying at. That was no good. His mate only deserved the nicest, warmest and most beautiful nest, and he was going to make sure of that. “How about we grab something to start the day, and then we start building you a proper nest?”

A small blush crept on Adam’s face as he got closer to Steve. The idea of building a nest together with Steve filled him with such happy warmth that he couldn’t help but accept the idea. 

“Okay!”

[libby-for-life]

I corrupt the Amazing @twost3ps with this AU and I'm hoping to corrupt you With it.

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

But what if it was Adam and Steve?

As long as I can have this with Steve so big that Adam is a dwarf compared to him, then let's do it.

Adam woke up and groaned a bit. His side burned, but it settled to a dull throb when he opened his eyes. Usually, the sun was in his face when he woke up. This time, a shadow loomed over him.

Adam blinked a couple of times at the massive man who sat beside him. He had a large beard, brown eyes, and a gentle smile that made his stomach warm up for some reason.

"Adam. Hello, I am your husband." The man said as he gently picked up Adam. He squeaked in alarm but blushed when he felt those large hands hold him so easily. He was used to being the tall one so to be the small one felt...nice for a change.

"H-hello! Um, what is your name?" He asked as he felt those hands wander. He bit his lip as the man kissed his forehead. "My name is Steve." He said.

[explosiv-glasses]

Himbo x posh gentleman?!

*looks at narumitu(ace Attorney), Coalecroux (Legends of avantris), and Adam and Steve from time and time again .ect

Yup

[gingerbredman1989]

Turns out, it WAS Adam and Steve all along!

Bing AI

[stumbling-penguin]

Whenever I hear someone mention the whole ‘Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve’ thing, I think about how there’s a ‘Lilo and Stitch’ movie called ‘Leroy and Stitch’ and I can’t take it seriously at all

[bookofmark]

How does he know the name of a gay porn star?

[twost3ps]

The Golden springs of Raphael

"The Golden springs of Raphael" is both Rafael's memorial and healing center of Angels they still have a hospital but without Rafael the warrior Angels like Michael favor the springs over the hospital.

But even when they don't need healing The Brothers of Raphael tend to find themselves taking a dip in the spring anyway because it feels like Raphael is there with them even when he's not.

Anyway if Steve and Adam do ascend into heaven it's to nobody surprise that Steve takes over the hospital but even with Steve the new head of the hospital The brothers of Raphael will still avoid The hospital for obvious reasons. Steve sometimes has to chase them down and trust me you don't want to piss off Dr Steve because he generally cares about you and will give you a very stern lecture that will make you feel 10 different ways of guilty.

A general idea of what the spring looks like.

ABSHSBBS!!! That's so good!!! RAHSHSGHSHSHSH

Ngl, it would fit for my raphael since he's got this bathhouse theme going on, owning this giant bathhouse in his domain of heaven. They'd probably install the fountain the middle of the bathhouse in his honor.

Instead of the water flowing from his eyes it'd probably from where the rib was supposed to be.

And yeah, Steve takes over in some way. Hes got a natural affinity for healing dhuehw. The brothers do get it, but it hurts to have that reminder of their brother. Kinda inspired from the previous Adam and Steve ask, once they acend, Steve could take on more of raphaels features since winners don't exactly look human. He regains raphs eye stripes and has his wings (obvi).

It freaks the fuck outta the brothers sometimes

[deoidesign]

Sorry I havent stopped thinking about them since I saw this post

[misterlemonzmen]

03-29-24 | Adam and Steve. via netnel. MisterLemonzMen.tumblr.com/archive

[thegreateyeofsauron]

God actually removed two ribs from Adam to create Eve and Steve but Adam immediately started sucking his own dick so Eve gave him fruit from the tree of knowledge to teach him shame.

God expelled Adam for self-suck crimes and Eve for furthering gender roles (gathering).

Steve is still in the Garden of Eden, ignorantly mining and crafting his days away, completely unaware of the wonderful world of sinful delights both awe-some and terrible that awaits him just beyond the garden's threshold...

[bruxa-art]

💗 Adam & Steve 💗

(inspired by Dorian Electra's song "Adam & Steve")

[riffingtheverse]

I really want Adam to come back as a demon in season 2 and be followed around by an idiot who is 100% there for him called Steve.

Steve will try and drag his unwilling ass to the hotel to try and change.