#GOD mfs on this site are so annoying

[kuromi-hoemie]

so like..

is the idea that as a compromise to only having to toggle off tumblr live once a month, you now have this permanent tumblr live icon regardless of ur setting choice stuck to the bottom in the middle of everything in the hopes that i click on it accidentally anyways even though it's clear i don't want it or? where is the NO 100% STOP GIVING ME THIS SHIT I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR POLICIES AND LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT TUMBLR LIVE AND WILL NEVER BE INTERESTED IN THIS TYPE OF FEATURE OR FORMAT.

@zingring @photomatt @humans idk how many feedback requests people have to cut tumblr for "no" to just be a valid response here. ppl aren't dumb and see u inching over the line trying to force this on them despite the snooze choice.

what, are there so many ppl snoozing and such a low adoption rate that you know you need to trick users into using it so you can "make number go up" or? 🙄

[tariah23]

oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’

Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.

Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.

They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.

Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?

[dinozarr]

i don't wanna add to the whole discourse thing or whatever but i wanna get this off my chest real quick: the whole cliquey, mean girl thing i've seen is so cringe af, especially at their big ages. this isn't high school and for fuck's sake, it's tumblr!!!!! a fucking website!!!!!!! it's not that serious but ig when people let their follower count go to their heads like it's instagram and their egos inflate, it only spells disaster. and i'm tired of ppl being ran off this site because of jealously, baseless accusations, or whatever the fuck. it's annoying and i wish this mentality would die already.

(if you don't wanna post this, i totally understand. just wanted to vent tho lol 😓)

nah u so real anon ugh mucho besitos🗣️🤞‼️

mfs r middle aged acting like they’re some wannabe regina george’s. like bitch wake up this ain’t the 19th century anymore, or whatever timeline you were born in idfk. this is the 21st century so wake up and act your damn age. there should be NO REASON me, a 19 yr old, AN ACTUAL TEENAGER, knows 10x better than you do. knows better about how to act on the internet. like that in itself is so undoubtedly EMBARRASSING and PATHETIC. and apparently tee also has a “burn” book or sm where she puts tumblr users and acts like it’s a burn book or whtvr where she blacklists blogs who her or her punk ass friends don’t like or interact with.

like that’s so???????? YOU ARE SO???!??!?! you’re embarrassing. like actually. when i heard that i had to take a minute to laugh cus it was truly unbelievable. cus these same fag ass losers r the ones who cry abt not liking discourse and xyz, but are attracted to children??? like which one r u bro, doja cat or r kelly? answer quickly!!!

the more shit that comes out abt this bitch just makes me grateful i grew up the way i did. cus that’s actually so sad that she only has friends cus they’re “scared” of her. bitch i’ll be damned. you’ll never see me being someone’s friend just so i don’t have beef with them☠️☠️ grow a backbone u whiny ass losers GOD !

also abt the follower thing. ur so right omg. like bitch this is tumblr. you’re a NOBODY!!! you ain’t hot shit. outside of this place you just a pussy ass bitch who can’t stand up for yourself yet go on yapping on here, like bitch PLEASEEEE

[larrydavidbyrne]

i’m begging some of u to develop critical thinking skills

[theophagie-remade]

I really hate it when art is reposted without credit so I stay away from it on principle, but when it's Atsumu&Osamu fanart from someone I recognise one thing that I always do is read the comments, mainly because I like going *wojak standing in the corner meme, but smiling evilly* They Don't Know This Artist Ships Them when I see people get all "omg they're such cute brothers. so brotherly. brothers. they are the best brothers" about it

[lunaastoir]

fluff/relationships w the mondstadt crew

characters included: diluc, kaeya, and jean

gn! reader as always <3

tw: fluff??? domesticity??? crack??? ideal relationships w people who will never be real??? also mentions of alcohol!

an: so i’m back w a sequel to my “fluff/relationships w the liyue crew” since you guys seemed to really like it <3 thank you my heart is literally melting 😩 this post was getting too long so i excluded some of the characters but expect a part. 2 (more like part 3 but part 2 to the mondstadt version)! 

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diluc

man. this MAN.

that’s it, that’s the headcanon. 

he would literally be the most doting lover in the softest ways

SUCH a soft romantic like you thought you knew love??? nah this man will show you what love is

will constantly leave you things around the winery to convey his silent thank you’s and appreciation for you putting up with him being busy for most of the day

it’s always the most thoughtful things ever too like-

you mentioned how nice it would be to have some fresh lemonade with the hotter weather outside but it was too late in the day to actually go to the market in search of fresh lemons 

the next day you walked downstairs only to be greeted with a pitcher of cool lemonade with a side of lemon bars

there was a note attached to the handle of the pitcher <3 

“i recall you mentioning how lemonade would be perfect for the warmer weather so i decided to make some for you this morning. i hope it’s still cool by the time you drink it. love, d” 

pls sir your hand in marriage

he secretly loves it when you usher him to bed after waking up in the dead of night to see him working by candlelight on reports 

soft hands on his cheeks gently whispering about how, it’s been far too long and come to bed, darling and there will be time for this in the morning

his protests are light given the dark purple hues under his crimson eyes but he’ll still make a little fuss 

don’t let this man fool you tho he’s so so touched that you care enough to check up on him and drag him to bed!!

sometimes on the days he has a bit more free time, the two of you will quickly grab your dinners and race to the highest spot in the winery to watch the setting sun

these moments are always filled with laughter, something you’ve found you’re easily able to pull out of diluc, simply because it’s you 

uncontrollable sobbing

he would let you paint his nails black like the angsty man he is 

frankly he would let you do anything to him if it makes you happy <3 

ok but wait diluc w bLACK NAILS?? AND RINGS??? i would die on the spot ⚰️

on the topic of makeup, this man is surprisingly really good w it 

i like to think he learned after practicing on kaeya when they were younger bc kaeya was really into makeup

you found out after babysitting klee one day and trying failing to draw eyeliner on the sweet girl after her “big brother ‘bedo!”

you hastily grabbed some wipes, gently wiping off the messed up design before attempting to dive back in 

diluc however, had some down time so he decided to check up on his favorite chaotic duo 

only to be met with a pile of dirtied makeup wipes, your frustrated expression, and klee’s growing jitteriness 

swiftly moving to your side, he quietly asked if you needed help 

you glanced up quizzically before handing him the eyeliner, already looking around to find more makeup wipes when this inevitably goes wrong 

to your utter surprise tho the eyeliner is perfect??? two perfect winged lines??? in less than a minute??? WHAT

you just stood there like 😦 before diluc got back up and handed you the eyeliner 

you were short-circuiting, klee was ecstatic, diluc was worried about you 

ok last thing abt diluc 

crack! warning but the both of you like lowkey pranking kaeya 

for diluc it’s revenge on his annoying brother; for you it’s good - natured sibling rivalry fun 

every time the two of you see kaeya, one of you always swipes something of his 

small things really, it could be a pen or a handkerchief

one time, diluc swiped kaeya’s spare eyepatch and from the looks of it, kaeya’s only spare black eyepatch bc he was frantically looking for it yk he’s desperate when he even asked diluc if he saw it

the two of you spent an hour nearly laughing your asses off 

all in all, life w him is so sweet 

kaeya

pretty boy? pretty boy. 

while i can’t guarantee stability, life would never be boring w this man that’s for sure

piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 

he LOVES it, the feel of you on his back while he’s walking around mondstadt most likely carrying you to your commission 

he finds it comforting especially since he can hear the rumble of your voice against him while you recount stories, or just babble on about everything under the sun 

he is SO dramatic so obviously when y’all reach the site of the commission he has to kill all the monsters even tho the both of you agreed to split it up evenly 

he makes quick work of his set before stealing some of yours much to your chagrin 

you scold him but can you really be mad at him when he looks drop dead gorgeous freezing the hilichurls the answer is no, no you cannot be

oh my god ok wait-

he does this thing where he tries to spook you in public 

so say you’re getting groceries at the mondstadt general store

you round the corner just minding your own business, looking around, taking in the sunshine 

and suddenly you just hear someone drop in behind you but before you can register anything you hear a soft “boo” and hands circle your waist 

you jump SIKE let’s be honest you shrieked 

meanwhile kaeya’s just laughing his ass off 

you can hear his rich peals of laughter while you attempt to regain your bearings 

he does this so often you SHOULD be used to it but you really aren’t bc mans is SNEAKY-

he cards his fingers in your hair whenever you’re speaking 

he doesn’t know why, it’s just a cute habit and he finds the feel of his fingers in your hair soothing

oH on the topic of comfort, kaeya really likes resting two fingers on the back of your neck???

ik he seems like the type to throw his arm around your shoulder which yes he totally is but during more serious conversations his hand automatically seeks out the warmth of your neck 

your neck feels amazing especially during the warmer months due to his chilly fingers contrasting with your warm skin  

he likes that he’s able to access such a vulnerable part of you and you would willingly let him 

HE GETS YOU MATCHING OUTFITS

no i will NOT take criticism on this i just kNOW he’s that type of guy

it would be those stupid “i’m his” and “they’re mine” sweatshirts like BYE 

it’s so cringy but for some reason it’s oddly adorable and you truly despise it but you can’t seem to say no whenever he asks 

you pretend to ignore the look of pity diluc throws your way whenever he sees you like this

kaeya really loves accessories so i think he would be the type to give you a promise ring or something similar to show that he truly does care for you 

he would brush it off, flirting a little like usual before handing you the ring 

with the way his cheeks softly darken though, you know he’s being genuine 

TICKLE FIGHTS ik i mentioned this for childe but shhhh

he has tickle fingers??? his hands just loOK like they’re itching to tickle someone so you’ll most likely be the unfortunate victim 

he will not show you mercy. at all. he’ll tickle you until there are tears streaming from your eyes, your face is hot, and your voice is hoarse from laughing so damn hard 

it gives him such a rush of serotonin its SO CUTE 

i feel like this goes without saying but he’s super into pda,,, anything and everything is on the table 

hand holding? duh. ass grabs? ofc. carrying you bridal style around mondstadt? why not 

ik he’s typically very playful but once the relationship reaches a certain stage, he’ll slowly start to let down the walls that surround his facade 

very very slowly show you the more realistic parts of him 

the real, damaged pieces of his soul 

he’ll be carefully monitoring your reaction though, any sign of fear or disgust will have him recoiling within himself again and you most likely will never see his true nature ever again 

SO BE CAREFUL 👹

once you’ve seen the parts of him he’s offered to you, the hushed whispers of his past, and the uncertain lines of his future, he will take off his eyepatch 

pretends like he’s not super nervous but he’s SWEATING- 

the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen though hands down 

you can understand why he covers it up but you would like it if he felt comfortable enough to take off the eyepatch occasionally when he’s with you 

also!!! sleeps with his eyepatch side facing you (in the event he wears it to bed) 

if this happens you KNOW he trusts you bc it’s his blindside <3 

anyways life w kaeya will never be boring but he is a very complicated man 

stay with him though, i promise it’ll be worth it 

jean

the key to jean’s heart is coffee and food 

GET HER COFFEE AND FOOD

i am begging you she deserves it 😭

the poor woman works so hard bc the knights are so mf understaffed, this is literally the best way you can ever show her your love and appreciation when she has work

she will MELT if you have a hot shower and dinner waiting for her when she inevitably returns later than she promised

will completely refuse at first with, “you did not have to do this, it’s too much” but shush her as you shOULD bc she deserves the entire world 

she’s the definition of “you do something for me, i’ll return the favor ten times grander”

you leave a flower on her desk bc it reminded you of her??? you’ll wake up to find a whole bouquet of the prettiest windwheel asters you’ve ever seen the next morning along with a thank you note

she’s so sweet BYE

she gets flustered extremely easily so you obviously use this as an opportunity to tease her 

when you’re in public rest your hand on her waist and inch it higher until your hand is underneath her shirt and in contact with her warm skin 

she’ll actually short-circuit its quite adorable 

sometimes y’all will be cuddling and you’ll hear whispers of her insecurities 

“am i a good grand master? will i ever be as valiant as vanessa?”

reassure her!!! tell her that she doesn’t need to be like vanessa, she’s already amazing as jean 

if you haven’t seen her in awhile, track her down and schedule a lunch date 

she never misses appointments and if it’s for you, she’ll gladly make time to see you even if she has to stay up even later than usual 

OH-

GIVE HER MASSAGES 

she has so much tension and the sorest muscles from hunching over papers and running around on errands 

if you sneak into her office and quietly stand behind her before gently pushing down on the sore tendons of her neck, she’ll genuinely fall over on her desk 

so make sure you steady her 😀

after you feel how tight her muscles are though, you drag her to barbara bc she needs a healer asap 😭

while most of your time is spent in her office - you helping out in the ways you can while jean is overseeing knight duties - you still have your fair share of life outside of the favonius headquarters

jean never likes to sit still so whenever you have free time, the both of you head off looking for monsters to clear

bouken da bouken???

adventuring w jean is seriously the funnest thing you could ever do 

it’s just non-stop you accidentally getting into trouble and her having to come help you 

even tho the both of you are dead tired after fighting, what? 20 hilichurl camps now??? the laughter and joy in your eyes shows how you both truly loved every minute of it

it’s both a stress reliever, good fun, and a work-out <3

you’re definitely prone to getting dragged to angel’s share w kaeya 

kaeya and jean sometimes hang out after work at the tavern so inevitably you’re dragged along too 

all three of you are drunk out of your minds which just makes everything a MILLION times funnier 

kaeya slurring over his words makes the two of you start cackling endlessly while diluc just shakes his head making sure to not give you more wine despite your pleas 

angel’s share ft. kaeya and bartender diluc are always the best times fr fr 

life with her literally feels like y’all are married 

so much domesticity it’s so NICE ALJDKSFH

your house is always so clean and the color scheme is impeccable bc jean has such a good eye 

you have a chore schedule 😎 but it almost never works out bc jean ends up doing everything without you knowing- 

you always confront her abt it and she’s like 😁 “i had some time so i did them! no worries tho” like i- time??? where bitc-

oH- she has amazing style so you can bet shopping w her is literally the best experience 

she takes you to all of the hidden gems some places lisa recommended and helps you pick out things 

will 100% get really blushy if you come out in something and ask her for her opinion tho she’s literally the cutest

basically jean is a sweet girl who deserves the entirety of teyvat that is all. 

thanks for reading! if you have any requests don’t hesitate to send them in <3 

[onwriting-hrarby]

today i am annoyed

I'm annoyed at some comments with the Blackpink comeback. The song is NOT good. Blackpink's songs have NOT been good for years. Teddy is a disaster as a producer, and the girls do NOT deserve it. Explaining or giving your opinion does not make you a hater, or an "anti-fan" or not "a true blink". Defending everything they do just because "you're a fan" is completely disrespectful to their work (because they cannot learn from it) and to other bands who, honestly, are doing quite a better job. We can call Blackpink a lot of things (they are iconic, for one; the girls have charisma, they are one of the best dancers around, they are really homogenous and god, they've been 6 years in the industry killing the same concept and vibe), but to pretend that what YG and Teddy are doing is "a good job" (when they've barely been promoting their comebacks, and every comeback takes two years) is a stretch, and that doesn't make a gaslighter or an anti. It makes me have a mf opinion and criticism.

Also tired of the same shit in EM community. I saw a writer deactivate all their accounts and delete their story because, probably, they've gotten hate over it. It pisses me off how this community feels entitled enough to mistreat their writers or "cult" them. You're either in the cult or you're a f pariah. The accounts that are *thankfully* promoting works are professional, but a lot of accounts with a great following should be more careful what they say or do, know their actions carry consequences towards smaller creators or smaller accounts. They live for the pairing and, honestly? It's just CARTOONS. It's just FICTION. You're all getting overheated for someone shipping other ships? Not to mention the banalization of words which I have expressed over and over because it pisses me off everytimes I see "M*** is with J*** out of pity" / "Those shippers are pedophilic" / "You tolerate incest" / "You're a racist" / "This is grooming". Oh my god. I wish you NEVER encounter groomers, pedophiles, racists and true pity in your life, man, or you'll explode.

And also very tired of this same community and the kpop community for thinking that... 25 is old? 21? I've seen today "You're 21 too old to be staning kpop", or a lot of twitter accounts saying "i'm a minor, +25 dni". What do you mean do not interact? I'm not your fucking mom. You should be wary of the internet yourself, do not put the responsibility in me to take care of a kid who can't stand different opinions and the hellish of a site that is the internet. If you can't curate your own content that is absolutely your problem and maybe it signals that you should be outside touching some grass with people your age instead of trying to control the narrative of an space that wasn't tailored to you in the first place, as I'm sure your school courses on "Internet Safety" have taught you. Internet became famous because of a sex tape between Pam and Tony, so grow the fuck up and I truly hope that when you blow your 25 year-old-candles you have your life figured out as an adult, because I can tell you that not knowing what to do with your life, not having good housing, or a good salary, or everything that the adults are supposed to have, are struggles that comes with 25 and older.

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: SCP x Reader - McDonald's Sprite (REQUESTED)

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Requested by: @katnotmore123

Bro y'all be simping for Sprite and I'm here simping for 7Up...

I mean I like them both but I just prefer 7up over Sprite... It's like comparing Pepsi and Coke ngl but with a more subtle difference

SCP 073 (Cain)

You came back to the foundation one day with a cup of iced drink and Cain had asked what you were drinking and you showed him

He was mildly confused but soon understood the beverage since he had seen them somewhere on the web (no, not the hub, an advert from McDonald's)

You asked if he wanted to try some and he did, so you gave him a sip

You were slightly annoyed and surprised since you drove over an hour and hadn't had anything to drink and the last thing you wanted was someone taking your drink

But since it was 073, you made it an exception since you hadn't expected him to have any food or beverages outside of site 17

You figured that he had enjoyed it as he reminisced his past about being able to eat plant-based food but no longer could

You felt bad and agreed to get more when you next go back

The researchers had wondered if the drink had ever rotted in his mouth but realise moments later that it's mainly made out of artificial ingredients aside from the natural flavourings

SCP 076-2 (Abel)

I have high doubts that you would be able to persuade Abel to drink such a plain beverage, so you had devised a plan to get him to try

You made a bet with Abel in which the loser has to finish off the drink, not that you'd complain (you unhealthy mf), but you really wanted him to give it a try

Abel accepted and had very much lost the bet

He had taken a sip and you noticed that he's enjoying the drink and teased him

He spat it out and flat out denied it (like the tsundere he is) but continued drinking it anyways

Some of the researchers monitoring Abel's cell found it rather amusing that he enjoyed such a "plain beverage" and did try to tease him about it

Let's just say it didn't end very well as it resulted in somebody's head being chopped off

You both had agreed that if Abel stops trying to breach his containment and be more cooperative, you or somebody else in your team would buy him more Sprite from McDonald's (and by 'buy', I mean kidnapping the whole chain's Sprite dispenser)

SCP 999 (Tickle Monster)

999 would most definitely take the drink out of your hand since his little tingles tell him that whatever you were drinking was sweet

And he was very much right

You were slightly shocked but wasn't surprised since he does have quite a sweet tooth

Every now and again, SCP 999 would ask if you had any more of those drinks and would even ask what they were

You had explained to him that it's a lemon and line flavoured soft drink created by the Coca-Cola company (the more you know right?)

He was intrigued and sweetly requested if you could buy him more and you obliged

You would use your time off to buy a dozen of Sprites from McDonald's and would sometimes buy other soft drinks like Coke and Fanta for 999

Needless to say, you had an orange blob as your personal pet who would give you unlimited hugs since you spoiled him with so many drinks

SCP 682 (Hard to Destroy Reptile)

This mf of a lizard right here is just as stubborn, if not even more than Abel, and would reject trying that beverage at all for the whole entire week

You had to bribe him and the researchers were laughing their socks off from this interaction you both got going

He did give in but was rather hesitant at first

Once you poured some into his mouth, he seemed slightly disgusted from the taste

He would just sit still for a moment as to contemplate then stuck his tongue out as a sign of disgust

But bring the cheeky person you were, you spilt more into his mouth which led to him farting for the next few hours to which everyone laughed

Dr Bright heard the commotion and came to see what was happening

Let's just say he encouraged you to carry on if you want your head cut off but found it amusing regardless

In short, don't ever give him Sprite unless you want to torture him

SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)

Does this bird doctor even drink?!

You mention multiple times about human food and how delicious they are

Mainly McDonald's Sprite and their food since its rather popular

ESPECIALLY THEIR CHEESE BITES/STICKS!!! HAVE YALL EVEN TRIED THEM!? THEY'RE DELICIOUS AF!!!

OMG they've released the garlic ones but I preferred the normal Mozzarella sticks and cheesy bites though

Anyways, back to Sprite, our side chick

049 would be intrigued about this 'Sprite' since you spoke so passionately about it like your life depended on it and requested you to get him one for a try and so you did

When he drank it he was surprised at the foreign taste

He asked if there were more beverages like it and you answered honestly, carrying on with your love for McDonald's and offered to buy him some for a try

Basically, 049 would give it a try since you spoke so passionately for them

He wouldn't necessarily hate it, but he wouldn't love the drink as much

I'd say he would be intrigued to try something new outside of his role in curing the pestilence

SCP 035 (Possessive Mask)

I am so sorry guys, I'll have to make 035 hella short since I can't think of anything interesting for him

DO YALL THINK THIS BOI CAN EVEN TRY?! JUST LOOK AT HIM!!! HE'S A BLOODY MASK!!!

The closest thing for him to try the drink is if you gave his now possessed body some beforehand so 035 could telepathically understand the taste

Like if you just straight up gave him the drink I don't think he would be able to drink it even if he wanted to

If the now dead body never had Sprite, then you ould just describe the tase to him in form of arts (I like to imagine 035 would be into arts, especially performing arts since he's basically a theatre mask)

SCP 105 (Iris)

Our girl here has a high chance that she might have tried McDonald's Sprite

But she just prefers healthier foods (this healthy mf knows that y'all can't keep healthy, that's why she's here to start your New Year's Resolution which is to stay healthy)

You both would recommend food which is healthy or unhealthy and would try them

Iris is more than capable of controlling her diet, but you, on the other hand, have a hard time doing so (don't lie, we all know y'all like junk food)

So, you both compromised in which you can have junk food as a reward, namely your favourite beverage, Sprite

You just love the citrus flavoured, colourless beverage so much that Iris would have to hide the drink from you (ah yes great promotion from me XD)

What would you do without our girl, Iris, eh? (Die from overeating unhealthy food which causes heart attacks and strokes, of course, fun!)

Anyways, sometimes when you're the one going out, you would be the one to buy a few dozen bottles of Sprite from McDonald's (bro do they even sell bottled drinks? Ik they do in KFC from where I live OwO)

Iris would drop dead from the sight of you bringing in so many Sprites into the foundation

She would most likely drink some with you, not because she likes them, god no

It's because there's no more room to store them and she's just a little bit thirsty

SCP 106 (Old Man)

This old man would be so confused by all this food and drinks from the outside world

His first impression of McDonald's was that of a circus since you've shown him the older advertisement for McDonald's since it fits his age (love you 106!!! Not)

And then you gave him a menu, and god did he not have any glasses (boi he do be needing to go to Specsavers fr)

He read Mozzarella Sticks as mosasaurs pricks, the Spicy Veggie One as spicy vag- and what's worse is that he read Double Quater Pounder as double quantum pounding (he even read Coke wrong!)

You and the foundation staff burst out of laughter at his 20/20 eyesight

So one day, you returned to the foundation with some Sprite in your hands in hopes that 106 would give it a go and so he did

He found the flavour somewhat new and strange but still enjoyed it nevertheless (this boi here do be a man of culture, am I right?)

Anyways, 106 loved it so much to the point that during one of the breaches, he disappeared from the foundation and reappeared with 10 boxes of Sprite

The researchers then realised afterwards that 106 had used his pocket dimension to teleport to the nearest McDonald's and stole the boxes of Sprite without even paying

They were even more surprised to find that the workers there were ordinary humans and weren't even fazed about 106 teleporting to their business (Sames here bro! If anyone stole my food/drinks I'd be pissed too regardless of who it is!!! Food is food!!!)

You basically made him addicted to Sprite

SCP 096 (Shy Guy)

(Imma be honest here, idk if this guy eats since he's facing the wall and covering his face like 99% of the time unless some guy saw his face)

You were sat in 096's cell and was debating on what food to get from McDonald's

096 was curious about what you're talking about since he heard you mumbling bout food from this so-called "McDonald's"

So you explained to him the concept of food and that generally speaking, unhealthy foods are tastier and typically served quicker in at places like McDonald's

Imma be real here, I like Burger King's chilli cheese bites a tiny bit more since the McDonald's at my place is stuck with garlic cheese bites atm

It's not like I hate them, but I just prefer the old ones, but it's nice that McDonald's changes up their food every now and then

Anyways, back onto our side chick

You bought your favourite Sprite along with the double quantum pou- quarter pounder

096 was upon curious and so you let him have a bite of your quarter pounder and your Sprite

Let's just say that 096 found it weird and didn't ask about human food again

Dr Jack bright

Jack Bright is very much aware of McDonald's and other fast-food chains since he does have a fair share of memories of eating them with his family and because the bodies he possesses do be unhealthy af (just like you)

You were talking about food with one of your co-workers and Bright just so happened to be nearby and butted his head into the conversation

Your co-worker also just happened to leave for a meeting so you're both stuck together talking about McDonald's

Sometime later, you bought to the foundation some food, including Jack's favourites as he had mentioned not long ago

You both tried each other's food and he was mesmerised by the Sprite since it's been a while since he had it

So whenever you went back, you would buy a larger bottle of Sprite for Jack since he wouldn't have much free time and needed to drink more anyways

Sometimes, when you're both talking about food, you'd make up puns for them or just laugh at your misinterpretations since you're just as blind as a bat (btw I've read somewhere that bats have good vision, they just use echolocation a lot)

Some of the things you both would say would be "Did you hear that McDonald's gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas? They were Big Macs" and "Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies? Ronald: I'm loving it"

One time, he smacked your bum and casually said to you "Girl, this quarter-pounder will take you to a whole different level of experience" and then left

Dr Simon Glass

Another doctor who has knowledge of fast foods

He's similar to Bright in a way as he doesn't leave the facility as often as he likes since he's constantly busy

Also, he would make terrible jokes and puns using wordplay

When you told him about your favourite drink, Sprite, Glass immediately said "I went to the store to get eight cans of Sprite. When I got home, I realized I’d only picked seven up"

You just looked dumbfounded at his puns and laughed as he continued

He did manage to take a sip and drank the whole can of Sprite instead

You even bought some wrap with extra mayo and told Simon about your friendly chat with the waitress/cashier and mentioned her former co-workers

And you died on the inside because his only reply was "She should go back sometime to ketchup with her old co-workers or she mayo not want to"

To shut him up, you have decided that buying him Sprite would work and it kinda did

Only for a short while though

Dr Alto Clef

Clef is well aware of the fast-food chain called McDonald's

It was hard to ignore it as a lot of people younger than him had kept talking about it, even you

Even worse if it was you talking about McDonald's since you have an obsession with their Sprite

Poor Clef was confused as he assumed that all lemon/lime flavoured drinks were the same

Oh boy was he wrong

You came back with your lunch from you know where and 2 bottles of Sprite

One was from McDonald's and the other from Lidl along with some of your favourite pastries, like croissants and toffee yum yums

You had him try all the foods and both Sprites and he finally gave in to the fact that McDonald's Sprite tastes more superior than the other

Not only that, he made dirty jokes and puns about the food in McDonald's

Like "Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of McDonald's", "Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal", "Do you work here? Because I’d like to order some fries with that shake" and "Girl when I am done with you, you won't be looking for no toys in this happy meal"

Dr Benjamin Kondraki

Benjamin Kondraki would be the type of person who would be reluctant to try but would anyways since you asked so kindly and gave them those eyes

And by that, I mean a death glare

NGL he doesn't seem like the type of fella to be eating a ton of unhealthy food

I mean he doesn't necessarily eat salad or anything overly healthy, but he does have a balanced diet for the most part and does treat himself sometimes, but not too often

You magically crept up behind Kondraki and scared him unintentionally but you still laughed anyway because you're evil

He looked down and realised that the packaging was from McDonald's and you were holding a familiar clear bottle in your other hand

You were kind enough to share your food with him and he thoroughly enjoyed it

Then after that, you forced him to drink some Sprite since he has PTSD from your unhealthy obsession with it

And yes, he did end up drinking it

And no, he didn't like it nor did he hate it

You were upset that you thought he shot you down about Sprite but quickly regained your happiness since he did tell you about the drink being just above average

[jennrypan]

Since god fucked me and i cant share my au ideas with the site i normally did. Ill have to do it here! So.

Villain Scourge obsessed with Amy.

It’s about the toxicity- the fear!!

They’re relationship is too cute in some of my aus I need some crazy vibes to match all the crazy ass songs i listen to that played in yandere amvs (not a yandere au, i hate those annoying ass mfs just givin an example)

I should also start makin my stories on here..and remaking them cuz I lost my shit.

[imagineredwood]

Not to be negative, but I just wanted to vent real quick.

It has nothing to do with writing or anything like that, it’s a personal issue(s) and I don’t really have anyone to talk to outside of y’all tbh which is sad i’m aware. I’ll put it under the cut that way y’all don’t have to read it if you don’t want to. TW for toxic family and mentions of death/dying I guess

So basically, my Abuela on my Dad’s side lives in Puerto Rico and we don’t get to see her more than once ever few years. She’s in her late 80′s and fell this week, broke her hip and is in the hospital, and it’s not looking good. So my uncles and family over there want the brothers and sisters and what not to go over to see her before god forbid she passes. Well my mom, who is currently driving two hours away to do a photoshoot for the company who did her gastric bypass surgery (and yesterday went to get her nails done by herself for the photoshoot, even though I’ve asked her to go and get them done with me so we can spend time together countless times and she always says no because she doesn’t want to mess with her nails) called me and is asking me to take the next week off from work, not so that I can go with them to see my grandmother before she passes, but so that I can stay home with our dogs so that they don’t have to worry about taking them on the flight. 

Like, don’t come with us, we’re not even asking you if you want to come, we’re just saying tell work that your grandmother is dying so they will feel bad, give you time off, but use that time off to stay home and watch the dogs, not to say goodbye.

Like.....i’m lost. I’m genuinely at a loss for words. 

If you know anything about nursing and the medical field, you know that we’re short staffed like a mf and we’re all right on the cusp of being burnt out enough to quit not just our jobs but the profession as a whole. Coming Monday, they’re going to announce the vaccine mandate and a lot of nurses and CNAs have already said that they’re going to quit because they won’t get vaccinated. SO as terrible as our staffing ratios are right now, they’re about to get a hell of a lot worse, and that’s not even including the fact that they’ve already told use we can’t request time off from one week before thanksgiving all the way through two weeks after new years. That they won’t approve it. So now my mom is irritated with me for telling her that work likely won’t approve me to have any time off at all, and she’s genuinely annoyed that I “work for an establishment that doesn’t care what happens in your personal life” and i’m just...shocked that she thinks any company cares about what’s happening in their employees lives, much less when it comes to nurses. And I didn’t even say anything to her about how floored I am about her telling me to take time off and risk getting fired for call offs so that I can watch our dogs while they visit my dying grandmother because it didn’t even register in my brain until after i hung up. Like am I tripping? I’m i just reading too much into it and doing too much or has my mom just managed to find a way to top all of her other selfish and narcissistic moments with this one? She’s already been making me feel some type of way with how she’s been acting this week about her photoshoot, not to mention other shit she’s done that I can’t even count, but this shit? I don’t know y’all. I haven’t felt this let down by her in long time and I don’t even really know what to say. I damn sure can’t talk to her about it because she had the special skill of always making things abotu her and never accepting blame or that she’s done something that hurts me so that would be a waste, so Ijust figured I would come on here and...I don’t know. I don’t know what I want or what i’m looking for. I guess just to say it to people who i feel will listen and care. I will say thank you for always showing me love and support on here because i’ve gotten more from yall on this site than I could ever dream of getting in real life and you mean the world to me because if it 

[itgirlgasly]

f1blr is so much fun when u simply dont go into any tags unfollow whoever annoys u with no regards of ~mutuals~ or whatever stay in ur own mf lane n just say whats on ur mind. like im just here to post a pic of Alonso every 2 weeks call pierre pretty and say gio should replace both sainz AND Leclerc bcs who gives a fuck abt ppl names Charle. I sure as hell dont fuck these guys. gio looks way better in red anyways. but he also looks good in black. have u seen his old pics. god more teams should have black fireproofs. I know white accentuates the tits but man. black fire proofs. remember that ONE pic of rb pierre in the rb fireproofs during the testing after the 2018 season. he looked soooo good I miss rb pierre sm. wait where was I going with this I dont remember anyways maybe just act like a normal person on this webbed site

[saltminerising]

i dont know who mf or m is and im too afraid to ask at this point... but if theyre getting on your nerves like a lot of asks on here have said... have you tried, i dont know, blocking? 🤨 yall will say “god, i wish theyd get off the site theyre so annoying” and “i live for their whining and eye drama!!!!” in the same breath. make it make sense

[leotssukinaga]

I wanna hear all three but...let's start with tsukki?

oh my tsukki daydream is my favourite skfjskf n it's the one I'd be most likely to turn into a fic

okay so picture this tsukki n i go to the same college and I'm late to biology on the first day bc I'm a fool n i sit in the first free seat I see which is next to this tall salty mf who has a dinosaur pin on his jacket n he's cute but God he's grumpy like I asked him his name and he didn't even look @ me n im like :( but I keep trying bc I'm an annoying bitch like that n he starts being a little nicer but not much but like at least I know his name now? his laptop wasnt working one day and I fixed for him and he didn't tell me to fuck off when I offered and he actually said thank you when I got it to work so I'm taking that as a win. anyway like 2 months into the class he gets hurt just before our lecture n so he doesn't show up n our professor is one of those annoying bastards who's like "if you miss class you have to ask a classmate for their notes instead of asking me what you missed" so when he gets to class the next day he prepares himself to reluctantly ask me, the only person in the class he's ever spoken to, for my notes (he thinks I'm cute but he will never admit that! shut up! do not mention it he hates me haha not like he stares at me when I'm writing my notes why would you suggest that) n i already have them typed up and colour coded n I ask for his email n email them to him (i handwrite my notes and he knows I don't type them up when I get home bc I mentioned on like the 3rd day that I hate typing so he silently appreciates the effort I must've put into getting them ready for him when he was willing to just copy them) and I ask him if he's okay and he says yea but he shows me that he sprained his wrist n had to go to the nurse and I'm like :((( n i bring him cookies the next day and he's like ??? n i go "it won't make your wrist feel better but maybe they'll cheer you up a little :)" and he doesn't know why his heart is beating so fast (yes he does) and I bring him something I baked every week now and when I find out he likes shortcake I spend the whole week learning to bake it but I don't tell him that I just say I can't be sure it'll be good bc it's not something I make often (read: my friends might literally kill me if I make them try one more batch of shortcake bc I've seriously spent like all my free time trying to perfect this and I will never admit it's because I really like the barely visible smile you get when I give you something I baked for you) and he's telling yamaguchi all this that evening n yams is just like. "you guys are so dumb please date them they clearly like you and considering I asked you how class was and all you talked about was them, it's pretty obvious you like them too" n he decides that maybe he's right and so the next day when I'm not paying attention he writes his number on the corner of my page (ever the romantic ajfjskf) and I text him that night n im like "who tf is this" and all he says is "do you seriously not make shortcake often because that was amazing?" and we start texting more n more and after like a month of this he asks me out. fast forward a few years he proposes to me at graduation and I say yes and now we're married w 2 kids and I bake whenever I'm not working and most of our framed pictures are us at archaeological sites and museums and the one on our mantelpiece is us next to a dinosaur fossil I found and identified (and very excitedly called him to yell about like immediately) that's displayed in his museum and basically? we're in love

[70srogertaylor]

Happy New Year to all of my followers, AND my mutuals. Yall are pretty dope and also so mf cute i had to say it. I hope we can get closer this upcoming year. You all have been so kind to me. I dont deserve you at all. I really appreciate you guys.

Shout out to all of those who actually wanted to send me a message. Even tho im so annoying and cant keep a convo to save my life. Unless😤😤 lol jk. You know who you are. I love u guys.

I'm so thankful to have met such amazing people.

@deacytits you truly have been the cutest to me. In every way. I love u.

@rogerinatrash you always have something nice and sweet to say to my selfies babe, and coming from a goddess like u 😤😤 i appreciate u, ily💕

@rogeranddeaky you lit asf hoe. Cant tell u how much i appreciate u. One of the best people ive met through this hell of a site.

@god-save-rogertaylor i really appreciate u. Deadass.

@brain-may you are so nice to me. Thank u. Truly.

Cant tag all of you bc my memory cant remember as the 290 year old woman i am.

But overall, i love every single one of u!💕

[bara-sen]

PLZZZ, yall over reacting over some genetals. Like istg it aint much of a big deal. It seriously annoys me. But ISTG imagine booking a flight and hotel just to molest women at a holy site. like how stupid must u be. i feel bad for those women bcs imagine going their to pray and devote your self to god. just to get ur ass grabbed by some pervert Istg. lets start keeping our hands to our selves ppl.

PLZ ITS SO CRINGEY. I HATE IT WHEN THEY GO ''SHES HIS PROPERTY'' OR ''SHE BELONGS TO HIM'' LIKE WTF. THATS SO CRINGEY. I HAVE TO PHYSICALLY HOLD MYSELF TO NOT THROW MYSELF OUT OF A WINDOW. IM GOING TO VOMIT. I HATE THAT.

and oop- not u being into milfs lmao. But ya i feel like the only ppl who shouldn't express their opinions is men. Escpally when it comes to women subjects. Like yall are the last ppl we should ask. Istg every time i say that they get so offended. like dude....you have no say in this. escpally in periode talks. They always go ''oh no, girls are just over reacting...periodes dont hurt as much'' like dude.....you've never experience the pain called periode cramps in ur life...some women even faint bcs of cramps...why r u even talking as if u've had a periode.

FR like when you're doing Umrah you're not supposed to think about something like that! And they do Umrah to become a clean person? Mf you're literally molesting women there it just makes you a sinner. If I'm in hell for being into same gender then these MFS better be there too. And they have a say in women's buisness 💀💀 ELECTRIC CHAIR I MUST SAY

FR LIKE GIRLS AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THEM AND MEN EVEN DISGUST OVER THEM LIKE MF YOU'RE LITERALLY A BALL HOLDER PLEASE-

Women in some areas aren't even allowed to talk about periods infront of men, hell even infront of women. They're forced to keep quiet about all the pain and shit like tf? And some women don't even get sanitary products???? Because their husbands think it's waste of money??? Mf imma murder people.

[baekhvuns]

I studied English Literature and Film Studies then Journalism, took some yearly courses in various subjects as well, haha. They don't make good rom-coms or at least more original ones anymore, such a shame. :/

Omg, how many WIPs do you have?

The "zombie wolf" guy's story seems interesting but he's not a good lover candidate. Also the himbo Sage is so funny and dramatic, lol. Look-wise I actually like all of them, but some are annoying and/or sus, which makes it more engaging I suppose. Please Tasir would not let Sonnaught live. 😭

Oooooh, I'm looking at that guy. 👀 I sometimes search different sites, because not everything is on Webtoon obviously, but there are so many websites. I also lost one manhwa I was reading 2 years ago, there was a love triangle which is obviously 💀 and I also liked the 2nd lead a bit more even though most people hated him. He was a sweet boy just insecure, eh. I kinda wanna find it, but I also don't wanna get heartbroken.

There are many historical mahwas on manhwaz.com some of the titles though... questionable, so it's hard to choose which one might be good. - DV 💖

HELLOOO !!!

I studied English Literature and Film Studies then Journalism, took some yearly courses in various subjects as well, haha. They don't make good rom-coms or at least more original ones anymore, such a shame. :/

oh my god you’re SO COOL WTF wow omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 + so true bestie, there isn’t any good romcoms anymore they’re all truly being thrown to waste. there was something abt the older ones, the somewhat hd quality and the cliche but heartwarming plots for romcoms that just <3333333 😩😩😩

Omg, how many WIPs do you have?

BDNWBDSN IM SURE THERES LIKE 60+ 😭🔫

The "zombie wolf" guy's story seems interesting but he's not a good lover candidate. Also the himbo Sage is so funny and dramatic, lol. Look-wise I actually like all of them, but some are annoying and/or sus, which makes it more engaging I suppose. Please Tasir would not let Sonnaught live. 😭

YES YES HES INTERESTING but he’s rly creepy but his clothes >>> LMFAOOOO HIMBO SAGE PLS 😭😭😭😭 PLSSS HES SO FUNNY HE ADDS TO KLEIN,,,, BDMWHDKS IF IT WAS POLY TASIR WOULD CONSTANTLY HOG LATIL FOR SPICEY TIMES but we all know sonnaught would hit it better, something abt him and his big ass shoulders and the sword…

Oooooh, I'm looking at that guy. 👀 I sometimes search different sites, because not everything is on Webtoon obviously, but there are so many websites. I also lost one manhwa I was reading 2 years ago, there was a love triangle which is obviously 💀 and I also liked the 2nd lead a bit more even though most people hated him. He was a sweet boy just insecure, eh. I kinda wanna find it, but I also don't wanna get heartbroken.

yEAH ME TOOOO webtoon’s very restrictive for finding new works and most of them outside r better tbh,, LMFAOOOO HDKSHD ME PLS sometimes it’s better not to get heartbroken bc it feels some sort of way for daaayssss

There are many historical mahwas on manhwaz.com some of the titles though... questionable, so it's hard to choose which one might be good. - DV 💖

OH BESTIE I JUST REMEMBERED THIS IS MY ALLLLL TIME FAVOURITE MANHWA ITS CALLED “pharaoh’s concubine” DUDE U HAVE TO READ IT (also loosely putting it in my fic) ITS TIME TRAVEL, THE DUDES A MF KING AND HES SO 😩😩 THE ENDJNF IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND ITS COMPLETED I READ IT IN TWO DAYS AND IT HAS 67 CHAPTERS PLSSSS U HAVE TO READ IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY

ILL CHECK THAT WEBSITE OUT!!