#GOD FOR REAL

[drsteggy]

So I just ventured into my basement craft area- it’s gonna rain all day and the plan is to take photos this afternoon. The lights on the craft side were off, and I have a backdrop up, cutting the light from the stairs.

There was JUST ENOUGH to catch that yellow eye on my gloom glove and I jump scared myself, so that’s cool.

[thanatos-moon]

oh it's international women's Day!!!! Women !!!!!!! ATTACK

[thedman0310]

hnnnnng

[vukovich]

But the Blade is heavy, and the heavens a Cyclops with one bright, merciless eye. Icarus knew. As he plunged to earth, Blade clutched in his hand, wings melting away. If he'd dared to blind the sun bare-handed, he'd still be aloft.

@orangepellets consider this an I Hate Summer round robin.

One of those Narnia/Icemaiden/Wintersmith stories where the protagonist has to defeat the personification of winter to end an endless winter but in reverse.

This pitiless summer has gone on for three years. The fields and forests and seas cannot withstand the eternal summer sun, day in, day out. The Endless Summer must be ended.

But summer cannot be ended like winter. Winter ends with spring, rebirth, renewal.

Summer must end in death.

This is the Autumn Blade. You must drive it through summer’s throat and let its blood paint the leaves. You have to kill summer.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[nazumichi]

the joys of a keychain (wow! little object) vs the fears of a keychain (What If It Vanishes)

[drusies]

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

[sapphic-storm69]

Spiderverse thots

[xsimbaaa]

This scene makes me feral…

The watch, the jaw, the wrist flick, the VEST….🤤

[snowberai]

Merdusa (mermaid + Medusa) but her hair is ribbon eels

[araneapeixes]

i made a chart to explain my views and beliefs

[lanadelreyworshipperr]

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[hinamie]

oversaturate

[codecicle]

Whar does rpf mean 💔💔💔

historians aren't quite sure. Albert Einstein's last words were "rpf is fine" and we've been searching ever since