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how does being punched in the face feel like
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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny
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If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS
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even seasonal allergies has a tumblr now
if you feel a weird pain behind your eyes today that is me sending you negative hateful energies. ❤️
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Potter's Got a Tiny Dick (that I can't stop thinking about swallowing whole) by @vukovich

So excited for this cracky, hilarious, and hot Drarry to hit your ears. Enjoy!!!
Potter's Got a Tiny Dick (that I can't stop thinking about swallowing whole) by @vukovich Pairing: Draco x Harry Rating: E Length: 43 minutes Summary:
Things I can fit in my mouth: Eight large marshmallows Two golden kiwi ((the fruit) not that kind of fruit) Most of Pansy Parkinson's Fist The end of a Coke can Things I'd like to fit in my mouth: Harry Potter's dick An entire chocolate and toffee muffin from that place on Upper St Harry Potter's balls A very nice glass of Merlot ((I'm not terribly fussy) but I lie) Harry Potter's dick AND balls
Listen now on AO3
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kind of funny that gemma almost immediately says she doesn’t believe that mark has moved on. it’s been two years and she’s still like please that man has never gotten over anything in his life
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A life size painting of Drosophila melanogaster.
The whole thing is approximately 2.5mm in length, I painted it under microscope with a single one of my eyelashes glued to a piece of dowel.
This one turned out the best of my attempts but I slipped and made a streak I had to repair. It's tricky when a single twitch of the brush can obliterate the entire painting in one go.
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is ' womb stretch' fisting? and if so why $39.25 and not an even $40?


Well, he is a docter.
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the biggest suspension of disbelief asked by severance is to pretend that helena/helly r is not a huge dyke
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