#GOD DAMN IT HARRY

[edgebug]

the thing that sucks most about Joanne Rowling being a terf is that she is actively hurting real life trans people every day.

the second worst thing about joanne being a terf is that the Harry Potter intellectual property is So Much Larger than her. look at the credits for just one of the harry potter movies. every single one of those people put YEARS of time and effort and dare i say love into those films. think of all the people involved in theme park design and operation who put together the wizarding world park lands and detailed them so lovingly and fully

and yet even though the intellectual property of harry potter is so much larger than joanne, she's poisoned the whole well

i feel so. so immensely sorry for every person involved in the harry potter ip who isn't jkr. doubly sorry for every trans person involved. it's fucking sad

[catecorno]

Piss F****t and Fuck The World duo

[harrysgoldenbum]

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

[aeteut]

‘The only thing that could tear down the House of Black was itself.’

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

[hobbitweed]

This is when Aragorn lost my respect!

The dead dudes in the cave had problematic histories and problematic beliefs. Yet Aragorn ignored that in order to focus on the goal of defeating Sauron.

A true hero would not have compromised his morals. Aragorn should have flipped the problematic ghosts the finger and just let Sauron take over.

The affects this would have on his friends and family, the environment, and himself aren't important. At least Aragorn would be able to say "Hey I didn't vote for either of them!" when Sauron scorched the earth and enslaved everyone.

Accepting help from the problematic ghosts to defeat Sauron would be like voting for an imperfect candidate like Kamala Harris to defeat Trump.

[sussex-sweetheart]

[changetheprophecy81]

Tbh I'm surprised more people don't write Barty Crouch Jr. as a perv. Obvs the real moody wasn't the kind to misuse his magical eye, thts probably y most ppl ignore tht scene during the yule ball in gof where moody comments on Harry's socks and Parvati calls his eye creepy. But we know now tht it wasn't moody, so wtf was Barty using tht eye for?? U can't convince me it was just to look at ppl's socks and feet

[jasonbrdy]

yuri lowenthal (peter parker‘s voice actor) deserves all the awards for his performance in this entire game, but especially for the way you can hear and feel peter’s pain here.

[lobslobslobs]

* juanín discord emotes i made yesterday .. juanin "i LOVE cleaning" and juanin "i HATE cleaning"

[manchesterau]

harry and his dangly earring on the x factor uk in 2013

[shellem15]

Been thinking about how Braius probably writes fanfiction about the Lord of the Hells, and how that leads to the funniest most insane questions about how worship works.

Do the gods hear every prayer? Do they know when you write fanfiction about them? Do the gods have to listen to every shitty h*rny thing written or spoken about them?

If I were Asmodeus, and I had to listen to every terrible h*rny fanfiction or lusty insane thought about myself for all of eternity, I, too, would want to burn everything to the ground and start over.

Prime Deities truly have the patience of saints for putting up with that and still loving mortals. Cause Jesus christ. Like, imagine all the weird daddy k*nks people project onto the dawnfather. And he just has to, like, deal with that. And heaven help any of the goddesses. I would immediately start smiting fools.

[frmulcahy]

Finished listening to the audiobook of Conclave.

No fucking turtles 😡

[alun1r]

I made an audio on tiktok that popped off so well a meme explainer news site made a video and wrote an article about it, and how it came from Hogwarts legacy.

Idc what anyone says, I have peaked in this fandom.

[dark-elf-writes]

Was thinking about eleven year old Fawn Spots Harry and made myself laugh because he would be so angry that technology doesn’t work at Hogwarts.

Full on “What do you mean Olympus has cell service and the middle of Scotland doesn’t?! It’s not even the same plane of fucking existence and calls aren’t even long distance!” Little man has not been more than a phone call away from his family since he was adopted and he is not coping well, but beyond that the lack of online databases, easy way to compile notes and write the eight million essays they’re assigned, and actual entertainment that isn’t ’dangerous flying dodgeball’ (which he does love tbh but still not everyone does) would drive him up the wall. Fuck the lack of things like highlighters and binders would piss him off. 

He would show up with a spiral notebook and a mechanical pencil and a pureblood child would pass out from shock. He writes his family constantly begging for any and all stationary they can send. He uses breaks to type up last term’s notes and introduces the first final study guide in Times New Roman into Hogwarts and makes a killing off of selling them. The older pureblood students beg on bended knee for help making their own and the muggleborns realize oh shit they can corner the market per year and subject. Harry will drag Hogwarts into the modern age if he has to do so kicking and screaming.

[endaisgayandtrans]

Y'ALL, when DJ Casper told us all to slide to the right.... He meant physically NOT POLITICALLY. PLEASE

[jaybirdscoffee]

i think seeing a destiel meme about the election results tomorrow might actually send me over the edge