#this is so god damn funny to me

[alun1r]

I made an audio on tiktok that popped off so well a meme explainer news site made a video and wrote an article about it, and how it came from Hogwarts legacy.

Idc what anyone says, I have peaked in this fandom.

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[wildflowercryptid]

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

[recapitulation]

[ID: gifs from the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook" showing the characters Fang Duobing, Li Lianhua, and Di Feisheng together. The gifs show, in order: Fang Duobing elbowing Di Feisheng away as he tries to choke Li Lianhua, Fand Duobing stopping the three of them as they walk and gesturing to Di Feisheng, Li Lianhua pouring tea for Di Feisheng and refusing to do so for Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng steadying Li Lianhua as he wears the wedding dress, Fang Duobing smelling his arm and scowling as Li Lianhua smells Di Feisheng's wound in the Lotus Tower, Fang Duobing pointing at Di Feisheng and Li Lianhua tapping his arm away, the three of them walking together as Li Lianhua looks at a map, both of them helping Li Lianhua sit up, the three of them standing all holding swords, and Fang Duobing and Di Feisheng on the beach, with Li Lianhua on the shore in a fur coat. /end ID]

[dipperscavern]

(apologies in advance if I’m repeating my ask, tumblr literally crashed as I pressed the send button and the app’s being bratty 😭 ig it couldn’t take all the Cregan thirst)

I was wondering what you’d think abt Cregan giving massages? He has…very big, strong hands. The VIENS on those paws, I just know it in my loins. I can imagine them wandering, maybe groping…maybe leading to him manhandling his lady…maybe pinning her facedown into their mattress, body completely encompassing hers…flush against her back…breath and lips hot on her neck as he rutted against her fully clothed…until he wasn’t tehe~

I’ll just leave this here, had to share the vision

~<3

ur all good!! this is the first time it sent haha

i….. oh my god. okay so first off this is delicious and second off we have no secrets here, i’m a hand girlie so this is giving me THOUGHTS GOD

and with how strong he is you know he gives the best massages. those warm, firm hands working out knots with a pressure you couldn’t even dream of. this would also go with father!cregan when you’re pregnant and sore :(( ANYWAYS

you’re so right about the wandering part. he used all his restraint when you were betrothed, and now that you’re his entirely, it’s rare that he tries to hold back anymore. you’re his wife, why wouldn’t he feel the curves of your waist? grope the soft flesh of your thighs? lightly brush against your tits? you lean right into him, who is he to stop?

and he’s working u so good you just can’t help but make a few noises. and they go straight to his cock (naturally), so it leads to his front pressed against your back… letting you feel all of him. you’re putty in his hands, it didn’t take much to maneuver you into the position he wanted you in. (as you said) his lips trailing hot kisses on your neck, and even though you’re clothed, he’s rubbing against you just right. then when you’re about to cum, he completely pulls away, making u whine. he just silences you with his lips as he moves to pull your clothing off. 🙂‍↕️

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I crucify the birthday boy as a treat

[chimchiri]

Trixie likes to make Starlight laugh. She also likes to tease and embarrass Twilight.

This is an absolute win.

[merrinpippy]

on masks

so shockingly miracle mask has huge mask theming in like every aspect. basically every significant character is 'wearing' a mask literally or metaphorically, except for luke who remarks in ludmilla's costume shop that he doesn't think any of the masks suit him (since the events of the previous game luke can be authentically himself now.) this is fun to notice on its own, but there's more to be discussed than just the presence of masks.

every mask in miracle mask backfires on its wearer to some degree! the most obvious case of this is descole and the masked gentleman straight up underestimating their own mask/s and failing to see their plans to the end, and the resulting consequences. dalston and henry's masks of stoicism turn out to have kept them from years of friendship they could have enjoyed, and paint them both as suspects in the masked gentleman case. angela's aloof facade and distance from everyone around her allows her to be kidnapped for a significant portion of the game without anyone but the professor noticing (and even then, he notices that something's up with her, but chalks it up initially as not knowing her anymore). less obviously, emmy's mask only means she'll end up hurting the people she has come to care for even more when the time comes.

most interesting to me, though, is hershel! even as a teen he's remarkably reserved, though clearly passionate. he keeps himself very controlled, and seems to care very much about coming across to others as helpful, grounded, and 'normal'. the interests that we know he has he keeps locked up, literally hidden away in cupboards, not to be acknowledged aloud to himself or others. he never gets angry or ever really displays any stereotypical teen behaviours apart from awkwardness.

now what this means is he is treated as the reliable one who will nonetheless go along with whatever randall wants him to do. he's never particularly assertive (something he will learn to be as an adult) so his willingness is taken for granted. he's put in mortal danger in akbadain because it never occurs to randall that hershel's protests are anything more than for appearance's sake.

and when randall falls and hershel is alone, he yells! he falls to his knees, completely overcome. he cries. he pushes through. and when he reaches angela and henry, alone, covered in dirt, looking completely haunted... they don't even ask him if he's okay. angela bodily shakes him. in the past and present, nobody treats hershel as if he's been through something traumatic - to everyone else, he was either a bystander to or complicit in randall's death, but controlled, mild-mannered and rational hershel is never considered a victim in his own right even after years have passed for everyone to think on it. years after the fact angela apologises to hershel... when she realises she needs his help. and henry immediately accuses him of betraying randall's memory and abandoning him.

and to be clear this isn't me saying oh they're evil or whatever but it's significant that they acknowledge how the trauma affected them and their behaviour from that point forward but it doesn't occur to them that hershel's behaviour and life trajectory was also altered forever! because hershel has for his whole life masked so well that to everyone else he does not have an interior life that isn't puzzle solving.

and the absolute funniest thing about it is that when hershel confesses this all to emmy and luke.... it's immediately back to the investigation, "where do we go now professor!" i'm sure there's no reason to ask if hershel's okay, he's probably unaffected by all that, let's go! readers i laughed out loud. tfw you mask so well everyone forgets you're a person

[incorrect-riordanverse]

the problem with all these white authors like rick riordan who are revealing their stances on the israel-palestine apartheid is that they barely do anything but virtue signal when they claim “i’m on the side against war” “i’m anti-violence” “i abhor terrorism.” zero people are going to disagree with you. zero people believe what hamas did is justified. zero people think israel shouldn’t have a right to defend itself against terrorism. but that isn’t what israel is doing when they collectively punish all of palestine, who doesn’t even have an official army. when rick riordan says some wishy-washy bullshit about the violence suffered on both sides of the conflict, and words his whole dumbass blog post like it’s violence that is in any way equal, that literally helps no one. in fact, it’s so damn negligent of the 75 years of violence that palestine has suffered and been oppressed for. yes, there are innocent civilians in israel who are suffering, no one is disagreeing with you. that doesn’t erase the fact that israel is a disgusting state that has used state-sanctioned violence on a systemic scale since its conception, and the oppressed people have responded to that in violent retaliation (because OBVIOUSLY they would). israel is built on the subjugation of palestine, there is no equal suffering between the two.

[skitskatdacat63]

2010 Bahrain Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(cont.)

[savageymir]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

[cozylittleartblog]

being depressed sucks, but at the same time it did stop me from drawing illuminaughti fanart like four days before the shit(tm) popped off with her back in may

silver linings i guess

[beescake]

@heydevi bro...... fellow understander...... still not over ur gmod solkat theyre so hrhgrbhggfngh 🥺🤲

[toomanywatchers]

Marty giving zero shits about Ryan and Shane’s bit

[cometblaster2070]

forever obsessed with raven going "hey apple, how about I DON'T poison you, and yk, end up sad and miserable and locked away like an animal for the rest of my life?"

and apple's immediate response being to start sobbing and going "how can you be so terrible??? you're not going to poison me???"

ever after high everyone.