#GOBBLE GOBBLE

[heyzebulon]

You may be good, but are you "fucked a man so hard he created genre re-defining art so incredible that it has reached across multiple mediums and impacted them for generations to come" good?

[theotherendcomics]

[amnhnyc]

Gobble, gobble? Here’s a turkey you might not be familiar with: the Australian Brush-turkey (Alectura lathami)! Found in parts of eastern Australia, this ground-dwelling omnivore feeds on insects, fallen fruits, and seeds. This species' chicks become independent almost immediately after birth. Parents leave their offspring to fend for themselves, and hatchlings are able to fly within hours of being born. Nearly hunted to extinction in the 1930s, this species’ population has since rebounded. 

Photo: JJ Harrison, CC BY 3.0, Wikimedia Commons

[magiciian]

It’s Tickle turkey time !

comes out on Thursdays.

Trotting around the city to find the perfect lee.

Will travel high thighs and low soles !

Waddling ways

OH NO! some of my nylon ripped

Hope the tickle turkey doesn’t cave in…

Maybe they’ll slowly trot up my thigh and high in the hole for the night….

For now, they’ll just keep their eyes out for their next victim for next time.

Cashapp if you’re feeling generous !

[chubbychiquita]

happy "eat a lot" day to all who celebrate! 🥧🍗

[cur-vy]

Happy thanksgiving 🦃🍁🍽

[oh-bother-stickers]

[thatsbelievable]

[jokingluna]

[theshadowsooc]

[littlemagicalstardust]

[three-red-horns]

For the next two weeks I will be living in the most beautiful place in the world 😍

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada! 🇨🇦

[im-ovulating]

Is it too much to ask for Shoji and Ojiro to spit roast me until I pass out?

[spookykookytwink]

Enjoying my body before I wreck it Thursday.

[dinosaurwithablog]

It's almost Thanksgiving so it's time to see Buddy Valastro's turkey cake!!!

This is gonna be a huge cake, as you can see.

Ralph, Buddy's head sculptor, had made a gorgeous turkey face and body. They then adorned the base of the cake with Thanksgiving themed items.

The end result is this gorgeous turkey cake. Buddy has Ralph and his staff make this cake for all the people who work at Carlos's Bakery. He has a very grand way of thanking them all. He made this great cake and also cooked them a wonderful meal as a surprise to say thank you to them all for their hard work all year and during the holidays.

Buddy made 4 huge hams and all the fixings for his staff. As you can see in the last photo, a lot of sampling went on prior to serving the hams. 😁🤣 The thing that i love the most about Buddy is that he's all about family, and he knows how important it is to be thankful for others, and he always thanks them in a big way!! I love that because that's how I am. Then again, I was raised in NY by Italians so I know about respect and family very well. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!!! Gobble, gobble!! That's my plan!! 😁😍����

[oh-bother-stickers]