#GIVE ME MY SOUKOKU KISS

[v1nyldumps]

yeah, the both of you have defeated the ultimate villain together like always with your stupid little plan making and just playing along like stupid ass partners, now kiss.

[miskamix]

Soukoku with a very reluctant reader despite being with them throughout practically everything (15 arc to present) and being in a relationship (dating/married whatever) with them they still aren’t comfortable and exclude themselves on purpose, dodging their kisses, slipping out their arms in hugs, and avoiding them in general because they feel as if the two are quite literally meant for each other and they’re just a nuisance (it’s soukoku they are literally made for each other) so they don’t think much of it until the two of them confront them, y’know?

𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓴𝓸𝓴𝓾 𝔁 𝓖𝓷! 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

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I've been really wanting to write this for a while now but i haven't had the motivation to do so 😓

I decided to make it so that like chuuya and dazai had started to talk about wanting kids with the reader and then reader also wanting them but becoming much more distant since they think they dont deserve to start a family if that makes sense??

I'm sorry if this wasn't like what you wanted this is just what i came up with :(

TW: Idk really know, Talk about pregnancy? Please do tell me if there is something that could need a TW

Also reader is AFAB but uses GN pronouns.

English isn't my first language!!!

Words: 1,6k

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You love both your hubands, Chuuya and Dazai, very much, but you always felt like you were in the way of their love, like you were a bother to them or that you didn't deserve them. In your mind they were meant for each other, which they are, but you felt like you were just there, like you aren't meant to be with them.

For as long as you can remember, you've been the most distant one in the relationship, the one that gives the least kisses, hugs ect ect. Both Chuuya and Dazai just thought you weren't into physical touch so they didn't ask much about it, but they still gave, or at least tried to give you lots of kisses and love.

Most of the time when one of them tried to kiss you, you slip away to avoid the kiss. Only sometimes did you actually let them kiss you, and they cherish those moments with you since they're so rare.

You always try to convince them that you dont need to join them on dates and that they arent your thing, even when all you wanna do is go on cute dates with them. Even with your excuses, they still get you on dates most of the time, but even then you're still very distant.

You even sleep in a different room, and saying "I'm more used to sleeping alone" or "i sleep better when i'm alone" as an excuse when they ask. Still, your heart hurt when you thought about how they cuddled in bed in the room right next to you, you knew you could just walk in and join them, but you felt like you weren't worthy of that.

Over all, you felt really insecure in the marrige, you really had made yourself believe that they didn't love you at all.

.....

You've been very insecure about the relationship for years, even when you guys were just teens, it all started when they asked you to be they're partner when they were both 17, since then you've been like this. But now, for some reason, you've been worse then ever.

Ever since you overheard them talking about wanting children you've been trying to keep away from them compleatlly, for what reason? You honestly dont know. you don't know why you are like this, you want children with them, so why are you becoming more distant then ever?

You've spent nights crying because of this, one of the most reacent ones were, chuuya hugging you from behind and caressing your belly while you made some food for yourself. You don't even know what made you want to cry, the gesture just made you feel something inside. After that you had excused yourself and rushed into to the bathroom, turned on the shower and cried.

Because of your change in behaviour, and becoming more and more cold to the both of them, they fianlly started to think that maybe, just maybe there was something wrong with they're precious sweetheart.

One night when you had gone into your room they both could hear faint sobbing, and they had gotten worried. That night they stayed up until late talking about times where they had both been oblivious to your actions and how they should bring it up to you. They were both very guilty, even if they didn't know what was bothering you.

...

...

You were sitting on your bed looking at the snow falling outside through your window while drawing something, everything felt so peacefull at that moment, like nothing else but you and your little space existed.

Everything felt fine until the thought of a child came back itn your mind. what would it be like to have a child with them? would that make you feel loved? would it make you feel like a part of they're relationship?

You thought about the time you overheard them talk about having a child through surrogacy. "Maybe we could try surrogacy? It didn't look like [Name] enjoyed it when we had sex, and i'm not sure they would wanna carry a baby" you had heard Dazai say to Chuuya.

Surrogacy wasn't a bad thing to you, but you were scared that they would ask you, since you knew you couldn't bring yourself to say no. It made you scared that another person was gonna carry your child. You were scared they would find them prettier, more beautiful then you and leave to be with them.

You felt tears form in your eyes at just the thought of something like that happening. Your tears fall onto the half done drawing thats in your lap, making small damp spots on it. You try to hold back your tears as best as you can but they just keep coming, its like all the emotions you've been bottoling up for the past few years are fianlly beinfg released.

As you sit on your bed sobbing, you fail to notice both Chuuya and Dazai standing outside your room listening, both of them looking worried. They both give each other a look and decide to walk in and see if you are alright and if they can figure out why you've been acting so distant.

A sudden small knock on the door of your room snaps you out of it and you quickly start to wipe your tears in a hurry, "W-what..?" You say, trying to not making it sound like you've been crying, since you dont want them to wotty about you. "Darling, we heard you crying.." Chuuya opens the door and gets closer to you. "Please tell us whats wrong.. we care about you.." He takes your hand and strokes it gently with his thumb.

This small act of love makes you burst back into tears as Dazai and Chuuya take you into they're arms and start to rub your back as your sobs become louder. At this moment you feel trully loved by them, you feel safe and protected in they're arms, as if there is nothing that can hurt you at this moment.

"[Name], darling whats wrong? did we do something to upset you? ..why have you been so distant?" Dazai ask you while moving some of your hair out of your face. You can see the worry in both they're faces, and you start to feel guilty for maiking them worried. "..its nothing.. i swear.." You try ti make up excuses and you try to slightly push them of you, but you feel so weak at the moment.

"we can obviously see that you aren't doing alright.. please.. we care about you and your health.. we dont want you yo suffer alone.." Chuuya wipes your tears and kisses your forehead gently.

After a while of just being in they're arms you fianlly feel brave enought to try and tell them, you tell them how you've felt like you are just a burden in the relationship, like you're in the way of they're love. "..I just feel like i dont deserve to be with you both.. its.. just that you two are double black.. you both are amazing and strong.. and i'm just nothing... i haven't done anything.. You both would be betrter of dating someone else" You say while sniffling and wiping more tears of your face.

They both look quite sad as they listen to you explain how you feel, they both feel really guilty for not noticing earlier. "Darling.. we both love you more then anything in the world, just because 'haven't done anything' doesn't mean we dont love you.." Dazai takes your hand and kisses it, "We married you because you're beautiful, smart, funny and much more.. we really do love you.." Chuuya cups your cheeks making you look at him.

You can feel yourself starting to slightly feel better, knowing that they both love you, but stil, the topic of surrogacy was stil heavy on your mind. "..but.. what about the surrogacy thing..? do you guys still wanna do it..?" You ask them quietly and they both look at each other.

"Well, we do want to have a child, and surrogacy is a good option.." Dazai answers and he can see your face immediately drop making them slightly worried. "is there a problem dear..?" He asks you, "..i know it sounds dumb, but i'm just scared you both will leave me for the surrogate mother if we do a surrogacy.. i'm scared you two will think shes better then me.." Your voice shakes a bit as you talk, and you can see them both kinda realize why you're so sad.

"Oh, so this is what you've been sad about? You've been thinking about us leaveing you for someone else..?" Chuuya says before he continues, "Dear, we would never make you agree to have a surrogacy if it makes you uncomofrtable.. the surrogacy idea was just a back up plan.. for you know.. if you could for some reason carry the baby or you didn't want to carry it.." He chuckles a bit, trying to make you a bit happier. "Did you ovear hear us talking about it? Because if thats the only thing you heard, i'll have you know that that wasn't our first idea" Dazai adds and you feel a bit dumb for feeling so upset over something so small.

"But really [Name], we want to start a familly with you, but we both think its best you get some therapy first. And i'm not saying this as an insult but, we both think you aren't in the right state of mind to make such a big decision, we want you to have healed and to be fully sure if you want to have a child.." Dazai tells you, and now that you think about it, maybe therapy is a good option for you. "..I will.." you whisper.

You hear a satisfied hum come from them both, "We will both be by your side the entire time.."

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OML i'm finally done with this, i hope you like it. Again the ending might be a bit ass since i didnt really know what to write 😢

Also, please tell me the gender of the reader, cuz if you dont i'm just gonna make them AFAB and GN Like i really dont want to acidentally write like AFAB reader when you actually wanted AMAB, so please tell me it in the request 💀

Also, if you wanna be tagged in my post just tell me, idk if anyone wants to 😢

[scarletgray]

FLUFFIEST SOUKOKU FIC RECS!!

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ these are the most tooth-rotting, cavity making, diabetes giving, disgustingly sweet soukoku fics you will ever read. I'm talking domestic fluff I'm talking hand holding, aggressive cuddling if you will. There are forehead kisses nose kisses even. Chuuya calls dazai honey it's absolutely revolting. Read at your own risk.

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Wish in one hand by forest_raccoon

after thirteen summers (still with you) by moonlitsorrows

partners by setosdarkness (Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE THIS ONE)

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[rae-writes]

what could've been

soukoku x reader

wc : 0.4k

warnings : none, skk giving me fEElinGS, it's not [exactly] angst but it still makes you wanna *throw table* yk??

synopsis : sweet dreams and reality

a/n : inspired by kayssuxx -> ‘if only’ skk art on tiktok

“Kunikida is going to have your ass if he finds you slacking again~” You sang-song with a smile as you entered the cozy coffee shop that resided beneath the Agency office. The sight of Osamu’s relaxed face, foam coating his upper lip, made your heart swell. 

The brunette licked the mess off his face with a grin, standing up with a dramatic flair before bounding over to you, “Not if he doesn’t catch me! What Kunkida doesn’t know won’t kill him!...probably.” 

“Because I keep covering for you.” Chuuya’s voice rings out pleasantly in the quiet shop, tone both exasperated and amused. His red hair contrasts the beige color palette he wore beautifully, giving a lighter air to him. 

Your heart thudded against your ribcage as you watched them share a kiss before they both turned to you and pressed their lips to your cheek. Your fingers curled in the material of Chuuya’s turtleneck, breathy giggle escaping as you returned their affections. 

“C’mon, let’s take our stuff up to the office or else Kunikida will have all of our asses.”

Dazai gave a bubbly laugh and snaked his arm around Chuuya’s waist, mouthing off about something, but you were too busy focusing on how bright the redhead’s eyes were as he playfully bantered back with Osamu and held out his hand for you to come closer.

As the three of you trudged upstairs to the Armed Detective Agency’s office, it felt like you were floating with how many butterflies swirled around in your chest.

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With the haze of your dream-addled mind wanting desperately to go back to sleep so it could continue, it was difficult for you to begin waking up. 

The light peeking through your curtains told you it was day, as did the sounds of your boyfriends bantering playfully while they got ready. Hearing your name being thrown around forced your eyes to flutter open, ears finally picking up on Chuuya’s voice as you slowly sat up in bed. 

“Come onnn, Doll, ‘n wake up! If I’m late again, the boss will have my ass and you know I hate not seeing you before I leave—“ Chuuya’s eyes widen at your glassy eyes and at the singular tear that streaks down your cheek. 

His sudden silence immediately alerted Dazai, who’d poked his head out of the bathroom to see what was going on, before rushing to your side. “Belladonna? What’s wrong?” 

“Ah…” You blink, fingers brushing away the wetness from your cheek; you hadn’t even realized you were crying. “I’m alright…just..” 

The sight of Chuuya in his typical mafia wear brought you back to reality, forcing a weak laugh from you as you tried to ease their worries (and the faint ache in your heart for what could’ve been). 

“Just a dream, is all…”

[idontknowmyownmind]

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[inamagicalhallucination]

guys lets ignore everything and debate shin soukoku relationship dynamics

who confesses first

who says i love u first

who kisses the other first

who plans the dates

who gives more gifts

and so on

casually gonna move my thoughts from the tags to here:

for me its akutagawa but accidentally

atsushi but spontaneously while akutagawa is saying something

atsushi after akutagawa accidentally confesses

akutagawa plans out long dates atsushi randomly takes him somewhere for a date if that makes sense but typically they just do stuff w/o planning i mean

atsushi has the habit of giving akutagawa anything he thinks he'll like randomly but they both give each other gifts

[kaeyx]

yandere!soukoku with a willing reader…

Like every night chuuya and pm!dazai come home they’re met with reader waiting at the door to greet them

Ngl as long as they let me have access to the internet to be entertained I wouldn’t mind…(ofc only fictional and not irl)

Reader who likes to sit in their lap, hug them and give them kisses on the cheeks and keeps asking if they’re uncomfortable as if they weren’t in the wrong here

chuuya and pm!dazai just ignoring them cause they’re tired and busy with their missions and Reader full on sobs because they think they did something wrong

do you think chuuya or pm!Dazai would force themselves onto a reader who doesn’t like sex/is asexual? I could imagine chuuya pressuring them into it but only for when he’s really desperate. I think Dazai would straight up manipulate him into doing it

Reader just loves wearing their comfortable clothes and cook/bake for them and watching as they taste it (reader is too oblivious to tell that they’re both suspicious of them)

imagine reader getting kidnapped by someone and chuuya and pm!Dazai go full berserk when they see readers bruised up face and crying

no matter what pm!Dazai or chuuya would do, reader would forgive them cause they see the two as their saviors

any more thoughts to contribute? <3

Ooooh they'd both think this is so cute of you <3

As far as sex I don't think Chuuya would ever pressure anyone into anything (he's my perfect husband who can do no wrong), but Dazai is definitely more pushy. He'd give you sad puppy eyes or if we're talking a yan, straight up manipulation.

[i-eat-mold]

okay FIRST i love your shit posts as a certified shit poster!!!!! SECOND i love and care for your soukoku the way i tuck my plushies in bed give them a kiss and whisper sweet dreams, water my plants and sing them as they come back to life, i love it so so so much!!!!! ♡

ANON SHOW YOUR FACE SO I CAN KISS YOU!!!??! my skk are very dear to me in the same way a a dog destroys their favorite toy with care. im glad they are loved THANK YOU FOR LOVING THEM

[rishas-pepero]

ok so idk if this is a weird ahh request or nah 😓 but yk u don't have to do it if u don't want to!

anyways i wanna request for like a soukoku fanfic? like a SMUTTTTTTT fanfic 😍🤭 idk i've js been rlly into soukoku and i'm one horny ass mf so if u can then PLSSSSSSS DO 🙏🙏

LOL YES I COULD DO ITT, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE A VERY GOOD FIC SINCE IT'S MY FIRST TIME MAKING A SMUT FIC ( except hc's 😔 ) AND MY ENGLISH IS NOT REALLY GOOD SO.

warnings: sex, overstimulation, aftercare, dom!dazai, sub!chuuya. Minors dni

author's note: sorry if it's not really that good, i tried my best and efforts writing this fic so if you do not like it pls do just scroll.

genre: smut/fanfic

Soukokuミ ♡ ៸៸ : : ·˚

fuck.. Dazai has been in it for hours, not giving him a break or pulling out of his now pink-cheeks ass.

moans and skin slapping has been echoing the room through the past hours, tears and drool falling from Chuuya's flushed cheeks from the non-stop abuse of Dazai's cock in his asshole. "ah.. you feel so good chibi.~" Dazai teases as he continues his onslaught on Chuuya's tight hole

Chuuya could only let out jumbled moans as if trying to make up a remark from Dazai's teasing, but his brain all mush now since Dazai can't even give him a single fucking break.

Dazai could only chuckle at this, hips thrusting deeper and deeper at his hole, knowing that Chuuya can't even really think cause of the continuous onslaught on his hole.

"what chibi?~, can't think of what to say hm?" Dazai teased again as he looks at Chuuya's twitching cock, knowing he's close to cumming for the 'nth time already.

"shut.. shut the fuck up, mackerel.." the only thing chuuya could say as he could feel his orgasm coming, his knuckles white due to how tight he's clutching at the cum-stained sheets.

a few thrust's Chuuya shoots out his seed, staining his lower abdomen. Dazai could only smirk from this as he continues to thrust in and out of Chuuya.

"f-fuck.. Dazai, it's too much..! s-slow.." Chuuya couldn't complete his sentence as he lets out a load moan, head leaning back and digging deeper into the pillow as his eyes roll in the back of his skull

Dazai let's out a low grunt kinda moan, meaning his close to cumming, making his pace fasten up to cum which leads to Chuuya sobbing due to the overstimulation he's feeling.

"D-dazai.. fuck.. mmh..! i can't take it anymore, please!" Chuuya begs as Dazai seems to go deaf-ears, keeping the fast pace up until a warm fluid paints Chuuya's gummy walls

Making Dazai slow down and pull out of Chuuya's hole, his body going limp onto the bed, trying to make his breath back to it's normal rhythm.

'til he felt Dazai's hands reach out om his throbbing cock and pumps it, making Chuuya sob as he could feel his overstimulation coming back.

Embarrassingly, it only took Dazai 5 pumps until he cums again, finally removing his hand off of Chuuya's limp cock.

"came already chibi? that was only five pumps." he teases the ginger haired man, giving him a middle finger in return and Dazai could only chuckle at this.

Brushing off hairs off of Chuuya's forehead with his non-cummed hand, giving it a kiss as he grabs a tissue, wiping his cum-stained hand before grabbing a new one and wiping off the cum at Chuuya's cock

before carrying him to the bathroom, filling it up with warm water as he places Chuuya in it, letting him sit in between Dazai's legs and washing off the bodily fluids off of him.

"you did so fucking good for me, Chibi..~"

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idk what i wrote atp 😰 but it's a little.. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, LOL hope u guys liked this fic! pls do suggest if open <3

[nopeleavemealoone]

Bsd ship headcanons for pride (skk, sskk, ranpoe, fyolai, kousano, +sigma)

soukoku

Dazai is somewhere on the ace spectrum, but he doesn’t really bother thinking about it too much so he doesn’t know where

other than that he’s bi

he’s also in denial about it and blames his confusion on chuuya’s long hair

Dazai is genderqueer (look at him) he also does not care enough to put a defined label on this

chuuya is gay and demiromantic

he feels like a cis male to me, I dunno, he’s masculine and content with that

Shin Soukoku

Atsushi is pan and a demiboy, he’s just too nervous to tell people that they are allowed to use they/them for them

akutagawa has no idea he’s nonbinary, asexual and gay— if/when atsushi kisses him he’s going to be very confused

ranpoe

Ranpo knew he was pan ace, the world’s greatest detective won’t fret over these things

he’s cismale

poe could either be cis or transmale, I dunno, Ranpo does (you can’t hide from the world’s greatest detective) but I’m not Ranpo

poe knows he’s bi with a strong preference to men but he’s too nervous to ever bring it up

poe is probably also ace

fyolai

fyodor is cis (maaaaybe trans) male and gay, he’s just too busy being a terrorist to ever do anything about it (he gives homophobic homosexual vibes)

nikolai may be genderfluid I dunno

he’s too chaotic and obsessed with fredom to be restricted by a gender binary

nikolai is pan but he will only say he’s gay

fyodor corrects him each time, even though Nikolai has explained

kousano

Yosano is cis female and bi but she likes to lie about what she has a preference towards and do some minor gaslighting so that people don’t actually believe whether or not she’s bi and cis(I love my insane women)

kouyou could be either trans or cis female, she works either way

kouyou is a lesbian and asexual, but she only ever came out to yosano (so they could date) and chuuya who said “cool” and moved on

BONUS- sigma

We all know this one hs no gender

an all pronouns sort of guy

The secret reason as to why they keep their three levels of bangs and waist length hair is that it makes them feel like a non gender entity

100% aroace, does not want to kiss, date, fvck, nothing. Leave the lil boy alone

happy pride y’allllll

[reading-stains]

hello!!do you have skk fic recs?

Introduction

Yes, I do. I’m sorry it took so long to give you a reply, but I wanted to give you a comprehensive list and was busy preparing for my last day in high school, and then I got a job 12 hours later, and then I traveled to New York for a couple Broadway workshops. But now that today’s been dealt with, I have my wonderful notes.

So here’s the gist of it. I have three focused reviews on some of my favorite Soukoku fanfics ever, but I felt like copy pasting it would kill you a little, so I’m going to use a simplified format that echoes what I once did for two other ships years ago.

Canon Space

Here I compiled four fanfics that take place in main canon spaces (so not BEAST). While I encourage you to read, I also ask you to make sure to check the tags of the actual work for any possible triggers. Furthermore, the styles these characters are written in, and the way they are portrayed, vary from writer to writer. Some are more “canon” based than others, but they all carry the essence of this ship. And if they don’t in your eyes, then you’re just reading a great novel with Japanese names. 

i'll bleed out for you by StarshipDancer

Synopsis: After getting impaled together, basically dying in each others arms in a joint mission with the Port Mafia and the ADA, and getting brought back by Yosano, this shattered Soukoku is asked to go into hiding. In this time, things seem to start healing. But the impending call asking them to return to their positions in their groups haunts them, and when it arrives, things fall apart all over again.  

Tags: Caretaking, PTSD, A Singularly Important Rat Is Present, Canon-Divergence, Post-Port Mafia Days, Love Confession, Pet Co-Parenting, Angst

Word Count: 71,848

Notes: Rattata is the best character. I remember reading this fanfic between the airport and my flight, and when chapter four ended, I had to board the plane, with my shaking hands and quiet sniffles. Please read this one.

If you kiss me (I might let it happen) by encsiimomo

Synopsis: Chuuya’s done watching this. Dazai’s literally dating a new girl every week. He dates based on who asks him first that Monday, he breaks up with them that Sunday, and it goes on again. And again. And again. It’s driving him insane. So he does the only thing he can think of to earn himself a break – He asks to date him for that week’s cycle. Dazai’s surprised. Chuuya’s exhausted. But once the sparks fly, they’re unable to be put out. 

Tags: Canon Divergent & Kind of Canon Compliant, Dark Era, Smut, Mutual Pining, Light Angst, Silly

Word Count: 52,127

Notes: I loved this fic because it encapsulates a pretty carefree tone that isn’t associated with Dark Era. It’s pretty smutty, but it’s really lovely to read them. It’s not a reflection of what these characters canonically represent. And while it definitely stays as a loose interpretation of these characters, it keeps the essence that makes this ship so sharp and wonderful. I loved Oda’s appearances too, they made me laugh.

A Doll's House by Abyss_In_WonderLand_likes_sexy_cannibals

Summary: After coming to contact with an ability-powered artifact, Dazai and Chuuya are forced to work together to overcome the ability’s trials, and face the bubbling sentiments they keep trying so hard to ignore. 

Tags: Teamwork, Ability Loss, Poisoning, Denial of Feelings, Confessions, Light Angst

Word Count: 45,288

Notes: While definitely not a character study, this fic goes and shows how wonderfully warm a Double Black fanfic can be. You’ll giggle in some moments, be entranced in others, and it’s just fun. This is for those that aren’t scouring for the angst. This was the first fic that sunk me into a skk fanfiction hunt all throughout the winter holidays.

On Deathless Feet by AbsoluteNegation

Synopsis: Chuuya always knows the monster can get out of control, but it doesn’t get any less surprising when Arahabaki powers through him. For a while though, it’d been comforting to know Dazai could always reign it in, make it go quiet. Because he did when they recently met, when they rose through the ranks, and at the brink of their end. But after years of disconnection, and the consistent waves of betrayal, is Chuuya capable of trusting him? And is Dazai capable of letting him?

Tags: Caretaking, Controlling Arahabaki, Port Mafia, Post-Port Mafia, Mistrust, Non-Linear Storytelling

Word Count: 71,848

Notes: This story is just breathtaking. The writing style is incredibly vast and detailed, which may seem scary when described, but it flows so easily when you read it. You cannot negate AbsoluteNegation’s incredible skill. The story takes place in an event where Chuuya loses control of Arahabaki in a  Post-Port Mafia Soukoku time. But because of its non-linear style, one gets to understand their past experiences with each other in a manner that contextualizes and weighs in the events of their reunion. 

Fanon Spaces

Before I begin, I’d like to note that there are so many AUs in this fandom, that I had to really search for the canon ones in my list. So understand that if you want more of these, I DEFINITELY have more of these. Also, again, while I encourage you to read, I also ask you to make sure to check the tags of the actual work for any possible triggers. 

I’ll crown your inner child with laurel by acuteguwu

Synopsis: Chuuya has worked in a Michelin Star restaurant. So he really has no place in losing this cooking competition. But a sudden newcomer, who seemingly has no previous experience in the field, seems to want to tell him his bechamel sauce isn’t ready. And really, who does he think he is?

Tags: Chef Competition AU, Character Study, Slow Burn, Chuuya Is A Blunt Perfectionist, Dazai Is A Culinary Genius

Words: 197,090

Notes: I read this in two days, and I finished by waking up at four in the morning to finish up before going to a drag queen brunch. So really, my experience was incredible. You get to really know these characters, who are very themselves, and it’s lovely. Please read, it’s so worth it.

music for our funeral by itotypes

Synopsis: Dazai has always been lost on what exactly he wants to be. Chuuya knows exactly what he wants. Working with such incredible differences proves to be a difficult challenge, ending in at least a little bit of violence multiple times, but they make it work. Because their music sounds beautiful. Because they’re better geniuses beside the other. And maybe because once it started, they can’t seem to process this journey can ever end.

Tags: No Smut, Angst, 70s, Musicians!AU, Drug Abuse, References to Child Neglect, Lowkey Pretty Violent, Emotional Cheating (w/ Main Ship)

Word Count: 67,723

Notes: Look, there’s a whole genre of Soukoku music AUs. And I could tell you to read the famous “still, still, still” by icedlightroast, or the even more famous “I Was Screaming Your Name Through The Radio” by ElectricSplatter. Which really, they’re both INCREDIBLE fics that I think you should read (IWSYNTTR literally inspired me to try and write music, which led me to do an album for a school project, so I’m not kidding when I say they’re life changing), but I also know that these are famous fanfics that you can find in almost any big skk reader thread. So disregarding the following recommendation, I try to give you fanfics I found through a long scrolling process. 

Everything or Nothing by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)

Synopsis: Chuuya has never been able to experience much. So when he meets Dazai on the night of orientation, he lets himself explore. So as lips sink into his, and as he lets himself be free, Dazai lets him know how unimportant he is by walking away when kids walk in on them. Cut to a month later, they’re paired as roommates, Chuuya’s gotten what Dazai insists is a douchey boyfriend, and Dazai Osamu has to recognize it wasn’t true. It wasn’t a night’s fluke. He really, definitely isn’t straight.

Tags: College AU, Pinning, Chronic Illness, Creation & References Of Illegal Panini Rings,  Confessions, Miscommunication, Past Sexual Abuse, Bad Parenting, Cute Dates, Dazai’s Really Rich

Word Count: 264,937

Notes: I recognize I just put in my notes that there’s no major point in recommending these big fanfics, but I just read this because the person that introduced me into the fandom in the first place really loves this one. And it’s incredible. Worth every moment. I laughed a lot, and cried a lot. It’s those pieces of work that resound with you that keep you engaged. This one builds off of that.

Inseparable by milwritescausewhynot

Synopsis: Dazai and Chuuya have been joined to the hip since day one. But they’re not best friends. Or enemies. Or, worst of all, lovers. They are, however, great at pranking each other. Until one goes close to dangerous, and things begin getting complicated afterwards. 

Tags: High School AU, Pranks, Light Angst, Denial, Pining, Confessions, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Crazy Kouyou, Childhood Friends, No Smut

Word Count: 107,804

Notes: I hadn’t saved this one in my compilation, but I couldn’t not find it. This fic is so charming, and I most enjoy how the characters move through the story. You can feel the way they're in-tuned from the get go. Definitely recommend.

In Conclusion

Again, I’m sorry for such a late response. I’m literally falling asleep right now but I felt too guilty leaving this for tomorrow morning. If you have any questions, notes, or looking for something specific for your reading, we can talk about it. 

Anyways, thanks for asking! Hope you love them, and sorry for any mistakes

[floatysparrowthing]

he was a sk8er boi, he said annoy you l8r boi

(a teen soukoku fic, y2k style)

Chapter 14: Always

Chapter summary:

It takes less than a week of dating for their friends and family to catch on.

Snippet:

“Did something happen between you two?” Piano Man asks, black eyebrows rising into his dyed white hair.

“Hah?” Chuuya flushes. “Whaddya mean?”

“Chuuya.” Iceman levels a Look at him. Don’t bullshit us, it says.

Chuuya looks away, towards the brightly colored food court restaurants, caught halfway between embarrassment and a grin that refuses to settle down.

“That obvious, huh?” he asks.

“Let’s see, you abandon us for a week to hang out exclusively with him, then you two show up on Monday at lunch, heh,” Doc says. “And bring him to Piano Man’s only to flirt in front of us the whole time.”

“You guys keep giving each other looks,” Lippman says, meaningfully.

“We do not!” Chuuya says. What kind of “looks”? he wonders.

“You seem happier,” Iceman says.

“Happier? With that idiot? No way.” Chuuya leans back, crossing his arms.

Albatross laughs way too hard at that. “Just give it up, Chuuya! What happened? Did you guys confess your undying love to each other? Kiss each other silly? Or maybe you just up and eloped?”

Chuuya groans. “We did not elope. He’s just…” He looks toward the bathrooms to see Dazai coming back, who gives a cheerful little wave and then sticks out his tongue. Chuuya flips him off. “My, uh, boyfriend, now.” He mumbles the rest of it, but that doesn’t stop his friends from hearing him.

They erupt in a cacophony of I knew its and hell yeahs just as Dazai sits down next to Chuuya.

”What’d I miss?” he asks, eyes wide.

”They figured us out,” Chuuya mutters, shrugging.

“Oh!” Now his burgundy eyes are sparkling and, well, Chuuya likes that. But then those eyes turn towards his friends and—“You should have seen how Chuuya begged me to give him a chance.”

”I did not!” Chuuya jerks up, glaring at Dazai. He takes back every nice thought he just had about this dumbass.

“Yup!” Dazai hugs him from the side, squishing their cheeks together. “He said he couldn’t live without me and that he’s been in love with me ever since the day we met! Isn’t that nice?”

Chuuya does not appreciate how everyone is laughing at him right now, no matter how much they try to hide it.

”That’s not how it went at all,” he says, grumpily. “I lost a bet, so I had to go on a date with this bastard. Then, when I was gonna let him down easy, he just looked like a lost puppy and somehow we ended up here.”

It devolves from there into a mess of made up stories about how they got together— “Chuuya stole someone’s wedding ring and proposed!” and “Dazai put on a fuckin’ dog costume and pretended to be a stray in a box, just to get my attention. It was not cute.”—before their friends start pitching in with their own dating stories.

As they leave the food court, Dazai grabs Chuuya’s hand and gives him a little, private smile before going back to spouting bullshit.

Chuuya thought he would feel weird about them knowing, but now he’s just happy he can hold his boyfriend’s hand at the mall with his friends.

[giggly-squiggily]

Chuuya has ticklish ears. That's it, that's the headcanon XD.

{Headcanons to Dabbles: CLOSED!}

YEEEE! *explodes* I love this so much! God, Chuuya with ticklish ears is freaking adorable! Had to do some good ol Soukoku for this one! (Did I get the name right? If not- Dazai and his tiny angry boyfriend :P) I hope you like it!

“Hey Chuchu, I gotta tell you something.” Dazai’s voice was so close to his ear it felt like a mini typhoon against the shell. On a normal day to day basis, the reaction would have been something like this: A squawk of startled terror, Dazai’s chest and arms getting beat until he was too tired to keep going, and a long angry speech on how he was not “Chuchu”.

Instead, the sound that came out was horrifying.

“Oh? Was that a squeal?” Dazai sounded positively delighted, his curious tone quickly shifting to one mischief as he leaned in, puffing against his ear.

“AH! D-Dazai! Geheht back!” Chuuya tried to elbow him, but the bigger man was far too quick, easily gathering him up against his chest. “Stahahap, stahhahap it!”

“I haven’t even tickled you yet! Eager aren’t we?” Dazai cooed, snickering as he reached up and snatched the feather off Chuuya’s latest hat, twirling it in his fingers. “Look what I have here~”

“Oi, that’s my new hat you’re messing wi-ihihihihihihihihith! Gehahahahhah stahhahahhap!” The redhead let out a squeal of mirth when that dastardly feather dragged across the shell of his ear, swirling against the skin in easy strokes. “Dohohohoohohn’t! Gheahahhaha it’s tohohohohohohorture!”

“You don’t seem all that desperate to get away.” Dazai remarked, swirling the tip of the feather into Chuuya’s ear just to make him full body shiver and squeak. “If you really wanted me gone, you’d use your gravity, yeah?”

“I cahahhahahahn’t! Yohoohohohohohu’d cahahhahahancle ihiihihihihiht!”

“I won’t.”

“Ahehahahahahhhahaha! Gheahhahahahhaha, stuhuhuhuhuhuhpid Dahahahhahahazahahahhahhahai!”

“Silly Chuuya.”

Oh that bastard! He had a reply for everything, didn’t he? Chuuya went to use his gravity but…found himself stalling. Sure- it would be beyond easy to send Dazai hovering away, or at the very least the feather he was torturing him with.

So why couldn’t he bring himself to do so?

“Knew it.” Dazai cooed against his crown, giving his ear one last flick before tucking the feather away in his hat. “You love it when I tickle you, ChuChu~”

Nevermind.

“WHOA!” Dazai squawked as he suddenly went flying, hovering mid air and upside down. “Aww, I wasn’t done cuddling you! Since I’m up here, let’s do that one thing from the movies.” Dazai made grabby hands at him, blowing kisses.

“Oh, we’re gonna do something alright.” Chuuya reached up, retrieving the abandoned feather as Dazai’s eyes grew wide. “But I can’t guarantee you’re gonna like it.”

[stqrbxy]

Hello! First time requesting from you so pls lmk if i did smth wrong 😭

I was just wondering if you'd do some headcanons on a poly!soukoku? Like dazai/male reader/chuuya relationship? Preferably with ADA!Chuuya + Reader too? Pls all fluff and whatnot, and feel free to drop any details that're too much!

Ur more than welcome to disregard too if ur not comfortable with it :)

Thank you for reading! <3

- 🏳️‍🌈♒️

 [ 双黒 ]   soukoku x m! reader.

genre : fluff .

t.w :  none .

synopsis : osamu and chuuya bickering over rdr ? chuuya telling osamu to go back to work but osamu just wants to stick with you,, then you three just go home and cuddle after a long day of work !!

request on : osamu x ada! chuuya x ada! Reader.

author’s note : hey! your request was a good one, i enjoyed writing it, tyvm for this !! <3 have a good day to you. ^^ (also you have the same zodiac as my father :O) ['m sorry if this is too rushed, fast or not as fluffy as you wished D: ]

It was like any other day at the Armed Detective Agency, a lazy brunette was yelled at by a workaholic blond. [ name ] was just writing out his report for the recent cases that Ranpo solved, it doesn’t take long to finish his reports usually. If there wasn’t a sloth-like Osamu and a pissed-off Chuuya on both sides of him, that is.

“Bastard! Just finish your work for god’s sake, and don’t make [ name ] write all of your reports!” Chuuya hissed at Osamu but didn’t feel any different and continued teasing the shorter male.

“Oh but, Chuuya-kun~! [ name-kun ] doesn’t mind writing my reports for me, in fact, I think they quite enjoy it!” Osamu said in a sing-song voice, clasping his hands like a toddler. [ name ] however, did mind… well, sometimes.

“Osamu-kun, please, can you finish your work? I’ll help you if I can after I finish this last report.” [ name ] said, before sighing and leaning back in his office chair as Chuuya glared at Dazai.

“There’s no need. [ name-kun ], he can finish it himself, isn’t that right?” Chuuya says sharply and promptly, leaving no room for second arguments, giving Osamu a death glare that spoke volumes. Osamu sighed as he finally leaned back in his chair, falling on it with a ‘plop’ sound, stretching before placing his fingertips on the work laptop positioned on his desk.

“Fineeee! I’ll finish my work, for [ name-kun ]~” Osamu said as he surprisingly started working swiftly. Chuuya let out a sigh of relief, going back to finish his own reports now as well. [ name ] let out a sigh of relief as well, smiling softly as he watches both of them sit on both sides of him. 

“Well, good luck.” [ name ] says sweetly, giving Osamu a reassuring smile, which he returned with a small kiss on the cheek. [ name ] chuckled quietly to himself, finishing his own work now.

time skip to lunch break.

[ name ] took his usual seat on the first floor of the building, in Café Uzumaki as he waited for the redhead and brunette’s arrival, apparently Kunikida had something to tell the two. [ name ] took a sip of his usual drink, and smiled softly, their beverages were spot on as always. 

As [ name ] was resting peacefully, leaning in his seat, a soft, deep voice echoed in his ears. 

“ [ name-kun ] ! sorry, have we kept you waiting for too long, love?” Chuuya says softly, smiling at him with affection as Osamu swiftly sat beside [ name ], hugging him with his arms around his neck, [ name ] merely smiled at his childish antics, but he knew that these two men were the ones he had loved and wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

“not at all, loves. how was work?” [ name ] said softly, hugging back the brunette as he caressed his hand softly. Chuuya smiled gently, nodding. 

“It was good, we can go home now if you want.” Chuuya said, resting his head on one of his hands as he watched the two interact, despite one being eccentric and one being the opposite, they seemed to get along pretty well when they did; [ name ] let out a small nod before smiling at Osamu with affection, which made him blush and grin cheekily.

another time skip to at home.

[ name ] was sitting on the couch on his back as he scrolled through his phone, waiting for Osamu and Chuuya to finish changing. Osamu came jogging swiftly, jumping on [ name ] as he rests his head on his chest, which made [ name ] gasp softly as Chuuya rested his own head on [ name’s ] shoulder from the other side of the couch. 

“We love you so much, angel…” Chuuya murmurs softly with a tone of huskiness in his ear as he sits down beside [ name ] on the front of the couch. [ name ] blushed and smiled softly, petting and stroking both of their heads as he thinks to himself how lucky he is to have such wonderful angels beside him. Chuuya falls asleep merely seconds after [ name ] starts stroking his hair locks, and Osamu already seems to have dozed off to dreamland.

“I love you too, my loves.”

[alternativefriend]

Soukoku - Non-abilities au

A/n: To put it simply, there are no abilities just as the title says. Oh, and Odasaku's alive ^^

Everyone had arrived.

"Now I'm sure you are all wondering why I gathered you all here, correct?" 

Any and all murmuring had ceased as heads turned towards the head of the table. 

There stood a brunette man dressed in a simple blouse, dress pants and a waistcoat. It was a miracle he could run around solving crimes so effortless in that attire.

"Before I reveal my reason for gathering you all, first let me introduce to you all a close friend of mine from my old place of work." The brunette announced as he gestured to another man seated next to his left. 

Everyone's eyes were drawn to him. This newcomer to the group possessed a comforting air to himself, his auburn hair giving him the warmth of a fire, his sapphire eyes giving him the calm of the water.

"Pleasure to meet some colleagues of Dazai here. It's been a long time coming as I see it. I'm Oda." The gentleman, now known as Oda, introduced himself. Dazai then cleared his throat.

"I trust there will be no hostility towards Oda. Even if he's from another organisation." Dazai asked. A murmur of "Yes" wafted around the group. "Now, since you've all so patiently waited, my reason for this meeting of sorts is that me and Chuuya have.. got engaged!" 

Smiles erupted on everyone's faces. Taking a seat, Dazai reached for the hand of the ginger sitting to his right. He gladly let him. "I told you we had nothing to worry about. Everyone loves you, remember?" Dazai whispered to him, letting his thumb trace circles on the back of his hand. "I know but I have a right to worry." The ginger grumbled back.

Said ginger then, using his free hand, pulled Dazai closer to himself, and kissed him. They locked lips for a couple of seconds before coming up for air. 

"Someone's confident today, aren't you Chuuya?" Dazai giggled, sending  Chuuya into a fluster. Dazai's laugh, his smile, his touch. Any of these made the ginger crazy for the brunette sat in front of him. 

"Chu?" A nickname broke through Chuuya's daze. Chuuya (reluctantly) turned his attention away from his fiance and towards the woman sat next to him. 

"Yes, Kouyou?" He responded. "... How are you, my darling? Has Dazai been treating you right?" Kouyou bombarded Chuuya with questions. 

"Kouyou, calm down." A young girl interrupted Kouyou's fretting. "Give him some space."

"But Kyouka, my baby's getting married to a demon!" Kouyou whined. "I'll be fine, Mama." Chuuya said resting his hand on Kouyou's shoulder.

"Now.. LET'S DRINK!" Chuuya exclaimed.

"You're not drinking a single drop of alcohol, Chibi." Dazai responded.

"But-" "No, Chu. You're a lightweight. I'm sure you don't want everyone else to know about your drunk antics." Dazai shut Chuuya down with a smile.

Needless to say, everyone still found out about Chuuya's drunk antics. 

[ruan566]

What the fuckity fucking fuck

By me

Both Dazai and Chuuya were late.

Which while not unusual for either of them given a certain someone's unwillingness to be on time and the other certain someone's unwillingness to not drag the other certain someone behind.

Kouyou was almost ready to drag both of those menaces to the Executive meeting if they didn't enter within the next five minutes.

Goodness knew what exactly were they planning.

And everyone was aware things that started with Soukoku either ended in tragic gay shit or chaotic gay shit.

It wasn't that Kouyou wasn't supportive of those two boys becoming closer and hopefully more.

She just hoped they'd have more discretion than this.

They could roll in the sheets all they liked but they had to stand tall in the Mafia.

And finally both of those troublemaking Executives entered.

Chuuya sporting an annoyed look (usual) and Osamu sporting an equally annoyed look (not so usual).

This was all according to norm.

What wasn't according to norm was how they were dressed.

Chuuya was wearing a.....dog costume......while Dazai was in a ......fish costume.

Mori actively stickered from behind his table looking at the Executives with a grin that was part nostalgic (???!!!??) and part amused.

Chuuya's cheeks burned as Kouyou's obviously shell shocked expression and the Boss' amused expression entered his sight.

He crossed his arms, pouting, "Blame this stupid dumb fish. He messed up the plan Let's dance monkey dance."

Kouyou choked on air.

Mori raised an eyebrow.

Hirotsu sighed deeply like some war veteran, too used to the antics of Soukoku due to being the unofficial therapist-drinking buddy-uncle-too-underpaid-for-this-shit of the Port Mafia.

And all of them arrived on the same conclusion simultaneously.

This was going to be chaotic gay shit.

And proving them all true Dazai pouted, retorting, "And who's fault is it that he messed up the Drowning Penguins and Swimming Bananas mission? Has Chibi's hat finally eaten his brain? Or......"

Dazai bent downwards, forcing Chuuya to make eye contact with him by forcing Chuuya's chin up, "Was there no brain in the first place, hmm?"

Obviously Chuuya was not to be deterred now, thus he launched on his crusade of announcing his grievances against Dazai.

Also known as the closeted gay speech by Kouyou, "Oye fucker! That wasn't my fault you didn't tell me that Let's go crazy and destroy the world was also part of the plan."

"Ahh, so Chuuya wasn't aware that the funky bear plan couldn't be continued without the apeshit part?"

"No, shitcakes was supposed to be after that!"

Hirotsu checked his watch, waiting for this to get over or (the more probable and sane choice) when Boss would finally throw them both out.

"Chibi has finally gone sensile. Shitcakes is after homiciding time, of course Chibiko isn't evolved enough to understand. Ahh, let's start with the more simpler commands, shall we? Sit, Chuuya."

Kouyou helder her katana tighter, praying to God to give her the patience to not stab both of these children and be done with it.

"Who the fuck are you calling a dog, you dimwitted fuckster enemy of all women bandaged bastard??"

Mori's eye twitched.

"Has Chuuya's IQ dropped so low that he can't even recognise himself?"

Kouyou whispered to herself, "You both have to shout then shout but why do you have to stand so close that it looks like you're going to kiss, hmm?"

Mori's other eye also twitched and he clapped his hands.

Kouyou and Hirotsu looked at him as if he was a Messiah.

"Now now, Chuuya-kun, Dazai-kun, how about both of you take a break and relax given how overworked both of you have been these past few weeks, hmm?"

Both Dazai and Chuuya looked at the boss then at each other then bowed and ran out of the room.

All the three present inside the room released a collective sigh of relief.

Dazai and Chuuya had run fast.

Simply because then just couldn't control their laughter anymore.

Dazai wheezed, "Hahaha, did you....did you...did you see how Mori reacted?"

Chuuya took some deep breaths to steady himself, "Well, seems your plan worked, Dazai."

Dazai smiled, "Our plan worked, slug."

Chuuya gulped staring at the familiar face so warm, so open and so happy.

He turned around so Dazai couldn't see his burning cheeks.

Tugging Dazai's sleeves he said in a breathless voice, "Let's go to the arcade to spend our free time."

Dazai looked at Chuuya's back, his smile streching farther, "Let's go, Chuuya!"

2.

You'll never take us alive

We swore that death will do us part

They'll call our crimes a work of art

"Huh??!!"

A random Mafia grunt #1 gasped.

Random Mafia grunt #2 looked at the other like an elderly sister looked at a baby sibling (fucking annoyed sibling that is).

"Ah to be this young and naive."

Random Mafia grunt #1 looked at her in shock, "You're not even three years older than me, senpai!"

Random mafia grunt #2 patted his shoulder, "I know. I wish I could've protected your innocence more, kouhai."

Random Mafia grunt #1 appeared touched, "Oh..wait a fucking second you dragged me inri this department!"

The other sighed and nodded, "Yes but as your senpai it's my job to protect you."

"Protect me, how?"

The other looked at him as he she had suffered through torture and seen untold horrors.

Random Mafia grunt #1 appeared scared looking at her with concern, "Is it some super powerful enemy?"

"No. Worse. It's Soukoku."

Random Mafia grunt #1 appeared perplexed as to why their Boss' would be some supposed untold horror and as to how they could be the reason behind this song.

The song continued to play in the background, as suddenly two teenagers, one redhead and the other with dark brown curls looked at each other.

"The redhead is Nakahara Chuuya. Most popular Executive, don't fuck with him, or fuck around him....his enemies end up becoming the Demon Prodigy's enemies. The brown head is said Demon Prodigy. His enemies end up becoming stains on the torture chambers' walls. Together they form the most queer coded duo, Soukoku. Honestly if they were actors I'd ask if we're being queer baited..."

Random Mafia grunt #2 explained, Random Mafia grunt #1 still appeared perplexed.

"I don't get the music."

"Are you blind as well as brain dead?"

The other asked in geniune concern no hint of mockery visible in her grey eyes.

"Huh?"

The other sighed and just tilted her head in the direction of the famous duo.

And Random Mafia grunt #1 just watched.

You'll never take us alive

We swore that death will do us part

They'll call our crimes a work of art

You'll never take us alive

We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners

Partners in crime

Both the teenagers were defeating the enemy while simultaneously dancing in syn with the beat and tune.

And fuck was that a big speaker floating in the air, covered in Nakahara's gravity that covered the whole ground on the field he stepped on in a crimson outline.

And Random Mafia grunt #1 fainted.

The other's around him just sighed and clicked their tongues, while Random Mafia grunt #2 took her kouhai in her arms to deposit him to the medical squad.

"Another victim?"

The doctor asked.

Random Mafia grunt #2 nodded.

Such is the life of Port Mafia.

3.

Dazai's funeral was today.

Most of the members weren't sure how to proceed.

Sure they were scared shitless of Dazai but still being happy on the death of a superior wasn't something their pockets could handle.

Hence, the awkward silence that remained throughout the ceremony.

Finally everyone was slowly emptying the halls.

Kouyou just seemed heartbroken for Osamu and Chuuya, looking at Chuuya time and time again.

Hirotsu gave Chuuya a hug.

Mori-san had given Chuuya-san a holiday of three weeks to recover from the loss of his partner.

And finally only Chuuya was left.

He kicked the coffin slowly.

"They left, you piece of shit. Stop pretending."

"How many weeks?"

"Three weeks, if he doesn't find out we can stretch the holiday to four weeks."

And then came out Dazai dressed in a white suit and one eye covered in bandages.

Both Dazai and Chuuya high fived.

"Where are we going?"

Chuuya questioned as he helped Dazai out of the coffin box.

"Arcade, movie nights and then sight seeing, India."

"Fuck yes!"

Chuuya answered.

And while both of them were known as he deadliest duo in the history of Yokohama, what the Mafia also knew them as was the slacker duo of the Mafia.

Honestly it was everyone else's fault for falling for this obvious a ploy.

4.

Atsushi was too tired for this shit.

"FIFTY LAPS!?!!"

Akutagawa looked at Atsushi as if Atsushi was a strangled rat that Akutagawa had been wanting to kill for far too long.

God fucking dammit why did Atsushi had to be so masochist as to have a crush on his potential killer ?!?

Well he could always tell Akutagawa how his presence filled Atsushi with warmth and then Akutagawa would leave him alone .......but then Atsushi was a masochistic teenager with a crush.

Meaning: too little braincells.

"Yes, jinko-san."

Chuuya replied, looking at Atsushi as if he'd grown another head.

Dazai snickered from behind his partner.

"But but.... I've never Chuuya-san I I ...well...."

Chuuya raised an eyebrow, "Do you want to do hundred, kiddo?"

Atsushi ran, like the fucking kitty that he was.

And why the fuck was his own brain so intent on his assassinating his non existent sense of self worth?!!

Actually forget all that. Why the fuckity fucking fuck had Atsushi agreed to this shit show of a training from Soukoku in the first place?!??!

And today was only the second day.

It wasn't even anything useful that they learnt.

What the fuck sort of advice was play cool music and go to arcades?!?

Sure Soukoku could dance and destroy the enemy together.

But they had the most powerful brain and most powerful brawn.

They were needed in moments of delicacy and strategy.

The so called "Shin Soukoku" was more of a power package to be deployed when only power was needed.

Akutagawa looked back at Jinko.

The only reason he had joined was

a) his sister called him a coward for not confronting his crush

b) his sister called him an idiot for not knowing the name of his own crush

c) Jinko

d) last and least Boss' orders

He looked back at Atsushi who looked tired beyond belief and with pure intentions Akutagawa opened his mouth to ask: are you alright, jinko?

What his tsundere-emo filter turned it into was: pathetic weakling jinko.

And from there the two rivals tried to out ran each other.

And in their attempts both of them tripped around their second lap.

"Ow" "Fuck you too Akutagawa!" "Too cowardly to do it yourself?" were the simultaneous reaction.

Dazai and Chuuya just stared at their proteges and raised an eyebrow respectively.

"You two alright?"

Atsushi nodded and complained, launching in a righteous speech, "But why are we leaning how you two did? This is our partnership. We can make our own rules."

Akutagawa nodded along side him.

Both Dazai and Chuuya smiled (wide and happy in Chuuya's case, and the Dazai typical smirks in Dazai' case.)

"Finally!"

Dazai clapped his hands, exclaiming with joy.

Atsushi looked at his mentor as if he had gone crazy....which ok was a wrong question.

He looked at his mentor as if he had gone crazier.

"We both just wanted you to realise that. There's no short cut to a partnership. You have to make your own ground rules and mistakes."

Chuuya explained.

Atsushi shot a miserable and betrayed glance in Dazai's direction.

Akutagawa just nodded along as if Chuuya made complete sense.

"So what about all the laps we did yesterday and all the other exercises?!? They weren't "trust exercises??""

Chuuya laughed, open unabashed and amused.

Dazai looked at Chuuya as if he was the most precious thing on earth.

Which fuck him.

If Atsushi stared at his crush he was a masochist and when Dazai did it how come Yosano-san called him dedicated and loyal like those shoujou mangas?

This was injustice.

This was cruelty.

Chuuya controlled his laughter with a lot of effort.

"Ahh, sorry kiddos. Let's go to dinner, my treat, as an apology, hmm?"

Akutagawa looked like someone else had called Jinko a rival.

He quickly dragged Jinko away from those two.

Becaus as the rules in Port Mafia went

A) don't fuck with Dazai (reason: Dazai and Chuuya)

B) don't fuck Chuuya (reason: Dazai)

C) don't go to lunch or meeting with Soukoku (reason: chaotic gay shit)

He shouted back, "I realised I'm in love with Jinko, Chuuya-san, Dazai-san!"

Even his tsundere-emo filter was against their antics.

Dazai just seemed happy for securing a dinner with Chuuya.

"It's a date then, chibi-chan!"

And he pulled Chuuya along while Chuuya was too flustered to move.