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Crack fic idea: Thomas and Martha Wayne come back from the dead and are mad at Bruce. Not because he's Batman, no, it's because of his public civilian persona as a playboy.
Oh my god, yeah they miss 99% of his Batman stuff and think he’s just some man child playboy blowing their money on booze and women well into his 30’s and even if he IS doing good work with WE, it must be Lucius and the others working behind the scenes…
Meanwhile Bruce is running WE, the JL, operating as Batman, managing patrol schedules and joint missions for multiple cities AND raising a house full of kids. But he crashed ONE CAR for the tabloids and that’s all his parents saw post resurrection…
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break point [ao3]
soukoku | 159.8k | E
⟢ eleven chapters / complete
The stranger grins at him. “I’m surprised they didn't ask to see your ID.” For a moment after, Chuuya contends with whether or not the man standing in front of him is real. It’s possible, he thinks, taking stock of the stranger’s warm brown eyes and similarly shaded hair, of the bandages peeking out from underneath the collar of his oversized gray crewneck, that this is all a test—that the universe wants to see just how far it can push him before he concedes. Resigns himself to a reputation he might actually deserve. When he blinks twice and the stranger doesn’t disappear, he narrows his eyes to say, “You don’t know me,” with all the intonation of a threat. “Besides, asshole, they check IDs at the door.” “I don’t? Are you not Nakahara Chuuya? The tennis player that lost today?”
A one-night stand after a humiliating loss comes back to haunt him when Chuuya learns that the man he slept with is a member of an up-and-coming player’s coaching team.
[additional tags: professional tennis player! chuuya; one night stand to enemies to enemies with benefits to lovers; angst and fluff and smut; slow burn (technically)]
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i’ve been watching a bit too much bones lately and i cannot stop thinking about fbi agent partners klance. stakeouts where they’re crammed into a small space together. lance covering keith as a sniper when they do a bust. post-mission meals in their usual diner. constant bickering. extreme protectiveness when one is threatened by a serial killer/killer. panicking when one is in danger and they’re not there. dating other people but not working out with them bc their partnership and cases have priority. every single one of their friends/coworkers know that they have something between them except they themselves don’t.
fbi partners klance. that’s it.
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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
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Only like half way through book three but theyre consuming meeeeee
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I'm sorry but i fell for the propaganda😭🤷 James Gunn i kinda need you to do this🙏😭
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Funniest thing in the whole wide world is opening a completed fic and seeing the author’s note for the first chapter say something like “unlike my other fics, this will be a shorter one! Expect it to be complete within three months or so” and then you look at the stats and the fic is 100k+ words and took two years to finish
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saw this stupid shirt some days ago and u already know my mind went to them
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ok but I don't think its discussed enough how much wei wuxian had an absolutely insane first day back in the game like
wake up in the body of the son of one of the biggest proponents of your murder
realize one of the clans most vehemently opposed to your cultivation during your life now regularly uses the tools you left behind
"stumble" across a nuclear level threat that will kill you and these teens you just met if u dont risk blowing your cover
run into childhood crush frenemy
run into child of your dead sister who you accidentally immediately mock THEN run into brother who wants to kill you again based on the one in a million chance that you are, in fact, you
accidentally summon the fierce corpse of ur old friend who you both saved and doomed and who both saved and doomed you like 4 times over
and of course, wager your freedom on a game of gay chicken that you lose (badly)
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when you're starting to forget your soulmate's face and there's nothing you can do about it
rip wwx you would have loved selfies
the angst of not having anything to remember your bbg by n any portraits people done of ur bbg is ugly as fk
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