#GET HIS ass Michael!!
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How I assume salvaging went in FNAF pizza sim
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#michael afton#william afton#scraptrap#springtrap#fnaf pizzeria simulator#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#like pizza sim is just a big awkward family gathering#Michael isn’t even scared of William anymore#he just wants the dude to shut up already#the salvaging game in pizza sim is so peak btw#I hope the help wanted 2 dlc has a mini game like it!!#it would be so cool in vr..#GET HIS ass Michael!!#he deserves to do this it’s like free therapy 💜
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THERE'S GONNA BE A BENDY MOVIE
The divide between the Dad Friends™️ and Doug Houser continues to grow with this relevation
#answering asks#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#henry stein#bendy and the ink machine#bendy movie#dark deception#doug houser#willy's wonderland#the janitor#resident evil#ethan winters#i cant believe we got the bendy movie announcement before chapter 5 dark deception#laughing my ass off that the dad friends are all gonna have movies related to their franchise and doug still cant finish his story#doug's getting desperate#sorta excited to see where this movie will go given fnaf's success
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wonderful
#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo#michael beloved#ctubbo fanart#Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this#so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her#stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w#hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY#BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS#So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi#ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i#RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening#IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever#I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it#lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt#too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye
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Gay ass vampire wizard dude-non-dude and his rich puppy boyfriend
anyways drew my boys again <33 someone come and kiss em.
#honkygaydraws#tma#the magnus archives#mike crew#michael crew#gerry keay#gerard keay#gerrymike#they make out after beating the shit out of eschother in an alleyway#mike bought a leitner before gerry could and he can NOT let that slide#get his ass gerry!!!
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So I decided to re-listen to TMA to prepare myself for TMAGP and stumbled upon a beauty of a time-travel-fix-it-fic and the imagery and writing brain blasted me.
The fic is Jon goes back and gets a semi happy ending (as a treat) and I swear it’s my new favorite both for the dialogue and setup!
Anyway I threw my phone reading the below bit and I had to share the exert and a fan drawing both for my own sanity and to inflict others of course.
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‘He stood there with a half-filled cereal bowl, the other half on the floor from his frantic jerking motions, and his hand on the handle. Now the smart thing to do would be to turn around, leave his apartment and crash on Georgie's couch until he could find a new place.
Unfortunately for him, Jon's curiosity won out in the end and he pulled the door open.
What greeted him was not something one would expect from a refrigerator, sure there was the regular stuff inside like milk, leftovers and other produce that would spoil if left to sit outside, however, the back of it had been replaced with a hallway. As if it was simply a doorway to the dimension beyond, except with small hinges on the right side, which meant the door that connected the hallway to the back was swung inward, his refrigerator was now a sort of bridge, connecting his apartment and the distortion’s hallway. And in the doorway was Michael, hands deep in some leftover potato salad Jon vaguely remembered buying and caught in the act of doing... whatever the distortion wanted his potato salad for.
Both of them stared at each other for a while, Michael was frozen in shock and Jon from bewilderment, until Jon eventually managed to gather his words.
"Could you pass the milk, please?"’
#Michael is literally putting his whole ass into intimidation#and this bitch ass archivist with barely three weeks work under his belt could not give two shits#the embodiment of insanity comes knocking to fuck him up and he’s more concerned about how he can’t eat that potato salad anymore#Michael is at his fucking limit this dude just ate doorknobs while maintaining eye contact and freaked the distortion out wtf#Jon has dealt with Helen before and knows that showing weakness will get him stabbed so he just… fucking treats insanity like a normal guy#Michael has no clue what to fucking do now#michael shelley#magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#michael distortion#jonathan sims#jon sims#the magnus archives#magpod#magprotocol#the archivist#fanart#Jon goes back and gets a semi happy ending (as a treat)#jon goes back and gets a semi happy ending (as a treat)#tma podcast#tmagp
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Really obsessed with how I drew everyone here 💗 anyway I need to sleep thank you and goodnight!
#digital art#digital artist#digital drawing#digital illustration#comic art#mini comic#artists on tumblr#small artist#clue 1985#clue movie#michael mckean#madeline kahn#lesley ann warren#mr green#mrs white#miss scarlett#gay people#gay twink#gay men#gayboy#gay#fruity#get it#because hes gay#this moment actually gagged me scarlett fucking got his ass#honest to god my first time drawing women in 8 months
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when michael kaiser gets animated he'll hit twitter like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs
#bolo liveblogs#blue lock#bllk#michael kaiser#sorry for posting incessantly about some random soccer manga guy do you still think I'm hot#but I do stand by this. his whole secretly insecure antagonist with a weird gay thing going on with the protag concept#is something that goes over GREAT with a particular subset of anime fans (me. I'm fans)#and that's not even getting into the trans ass rose motif or the self-choking which are calculated to make tumblr queers insane
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thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice
#snap chats#'real name magnus' to YOU. maybe to me too idk magnus IS a cute name but not the topic#some people bemoan references to the movies in the comics/cartoons I HOWEVER think theyre always cute when it comes to the xmen...#like in legion of x- i forget who but someone was like 'magneto can do a GREAT gandalf impression just get him drunk first'#like oh im sure im sure he can... [insert rivals tank joke here]#kinda wish they called back to his other VAs or at least earl boen who played him in Pryde of the X-Men but ill live#i just like the shout outs in general..... thats so cute idc i love it when comics/shows do that#also love how david hemblen's name is the only one not fully censored vJELKJVAELKJ#rip king you'll always be iconic for your performance in 92. AND in road to avonlea <- he was in one (1) episode#anyway no please can you imagine how goofy that list would be. and how long#like 'you got two michaels on here you wanna explain' you gotta ask his ex about that one. michael a good name idk what to tell you#'ok so david hemblen ian [redacted] michael [redacted] michael. michael xavier......' loud ass eyebrow raise#ik in the tas verse mags doesnt get the opportunity to 'become' michael xavier but let me have this joke ok. just this one#didnt know charles could see into the future ... it really is so funny that a man named michael would eventually play mags tho#thats so funny .. serendipity or whatever#wait that just reminds me of when he borrows charles' last name for that 2012(? or was it 2011) magneto one shot#he couldnt have been going by michael xavier in that it was well before that time.. was he just going by 'magnus xavier'....#or just Mr. Xavier .. or charles xavier ... funny as hell i love magneto's name shenanigans#james arnold taylor deserves a shoutout. maybe not in tas but just in general WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE PLAYED TIDUS#INFAMOUS LAUGHTER TIDUS THAT ONE ????? range. he also played johnny test but we dont gotta talk about it#that fact alone has made he decide mags has an ugly laugh. like i know the context of the tidus laugh and its sad but ssh#ignore me im just. i love voice actor stuff its always so funny going down the rabbit hole#seriously tho shoutout to mr taylor he's played mags in virtually all his video game appearances. AND lego charles#thats enough outta me ok bye im gonna go
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geralt and per procura no, PERPRO MOUNTAIN
#(or 'perpro top') ?#either way this smacked me in the face. PERPRO GÓRA#aaaand i got no idea how to translate that. what's a two-syllable english word that ends -oora and would be funny#it's okay geralt. you not understanding any latin phrases is me reading the hussite trilogy </3#it's the fucking 'i know' which gets me#[doesn't know and is advised on how he doesn't know] 'YEAH I KNOW OK'#it's giving ciri to yennefer blood of elves chapter 7 'and i bet he saw many an analogy too...'#love that geralt finds nenneke after having not seen her since childhood. IMMEDIATELY starts complaining to her#geralt saying this and that to nenneke AUGH the fact that he's always been a whiner <3#that meme of the poor kid upset near the car captioned 'he thought school was only for one day oh he mad 😭😭'#'he thought witchering was only for one day oh he mad'#book: crossroads of ravens#excerpt#c: geralt#the witcher books#this is so funny to me because angouleme knew what per procura meant because she used it in a rude way#'he can kiss my ass per procura'#and angouleme was about 19 and geralt is about 18 here#so it's like in the good place when michael goes '... JASON GOT IT??? *JASON*???? ohhh this is a new low'#it's only endearing because we know he grows up to be also insufferable with the latin just as his creator is <3#the elbow-high diaries#this is the best prequel because it's like awwww he changed so much and wow. he did not change At All#nenneke: 'dont get in trouble' geralt: 'I DiDn'T dO AnYtHiNg'
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every time I rewatch season three of daredevil i’m reminded what a bitchy little gremlin matty is
and why I relate to him so hard
#he’s just like me fr#except i’m not as big of a dumbass#I do dabble in dumbassery#but not that much#I love my bitchy lil gremlin#brooding on rooftops like a fucking gargoyle#dropping the most emo one liners you’ve ever heard and dipping#showing up to be a complete menance fifteen minutes late with an iced coffee#I love one actual human disaster matthew michael murdock#also maggie and father lantom being completely over matt’s shit never gets old#they’ve been dealing with his ass for almost 30 years and he just keeps getting worse LMAO#matt murdock#daredevil#court rambles#court pls shut the fuck up
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I know he was like suicidal or whatever but instead of just slumping back and dying menacingly would it have killed Jacob to wrestle us into the dirt a little bit before he went
#there is something about the fact that iirc#he touches you the least of all the heralds#faith and joseph are constantly in your space#john a little less so but he's still straddling your ass#jacob doesnt touch you till he's dying closest he gets is the Chair lean#also his flirty michael jackson moment of pushing your gun down#i hauve covid i think#far cry 5#fc5#jacob seed
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You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#scraptrap#william afton#henry emily#fnaf lefty#charlie emily#fnaf pizzeria simulator#patron request#THIS was suggested by one of my patrons!!#loved the idea sm I got to immediately drawing it out#this actually came out way better than I expected overall#the lighitng and shading especially looks real nice#YOU KNOWWW WILLIAM WAS MAD AF in the pizza sim ending#THAT MAN no doubt was seething to get owned that bad before his death#my one silver lining about Michael also being in the fire#is the fact he got to hear Henry’s banger speech#he must of felt so satisfied to have his father to go out in such an embarrassing way#get his ass Henry and Michael 🔥🔥
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I’m upset that succession only took a little bit of inspiration from festen instead of stealing everything from it— like yeah they got the same shaky camera, the dramatic life changing speeches, fucked up sibling relationships, insane family drama but… we didn’t get to see roman roy beat the shit out of logan in front of his family and that’s why I think festen will always be superior
#we got christian’s ‘my father is a malignant presence’ speech#michael making incest jokes to helene#Linda and Rose haunting the narrative#kim lives on through stewy’s pure hatred for logan and his involvement in the bear hug#BUT WE NEVER GOT LOGAN ROY GETTING HIS ASS BEATEN BY HIS KIDS#succession hbo#succession#Logan roy#siobhan roy#Kendall roy#roman roy#festen#festen 1998#thomas vinterberg#cinema#the celebration 1998
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why the fuck are people on reddit for jentry chau vs the underworld talking about how the romance was good ????? like did we watch the same show????????
#like this is the reason why i dont use reddit#i just wanted to see the reviews and discussions and everyone there are blind af#LIKE WHAT DO U MEAN MICHAEL DIDNT CHEAT ON HIS NEW GF IN THE LAST EPISODE HE LITERALLY WAS DATING SOMEONE NEW AND THEN KISSED JENTRY#ALSO THEM DEFENDING JENTRY LIKE GIRL BE SO FR#lord help me#jentry chau vs the underworld#what are yall people on the romance was ass and I wish it was never there#i literally came to watch this show for demon fighting and then i get that
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no one will understand me for this sorry 💔💔💔
#finds men from a series with 6 fans and says they should kiss#they SHOULD kiss#they're cutie patooties (horrible people with no redeeming qualities)#michael roa valdamjong#roa tsukihime#nrvnqsr chaos#nero chaos#chaos tsukihime#tsukihime#melty blood#yessir i love u melty blood#i want them to DIE (get married)#what did roa mean when his freak ass said “splendid my 17th marriage”??? i choose to think that means they're 16 times divorced#fanart#tsukihime fanart#melty blood fanart#lets go type moon fans#i stand with disgraced zoology professor nrvnqsr chaos and his stupid failure husband#both of them are men who used to be part of a church and are now running around shirtless#spent my 2 hours of free time thinking about them im afraid
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Shawn Michaels and Mr. Perfect, Monday Night Raw 5/10/93
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