#GENE!! HEEL!!

[thisisegregiouuuus]

take my test 😻🙏

learn what character u are from evan almighty

[doyelikehaggis]

7 Days of Scarepairs: Blam | Blaine Anderson x Sam Evans (Glee) + “Vampire”

Requested by Anonymous

"I have to compel you. If anyone found out-"

Sam stared back at him, his eyes as big as saucers. "Who would believe me? I don't even think I believe me."

"Trust me," Blaine said gravely, "plenty of people around here would believe you, and that wouldn't end well. For anyone. It's not just me."

Sam got out of his chair. "Wait, there are others? Like, here? In Lima?"

Reluctantly, Blaine nodded. He knew shouldn't be telling him any of this. It was too much of a risk. He should compel him now, like Mr Schue told him to.

But then he caught a glimpse of Sam's face. He was grinning from ear-to-ear as he sank back into the chair and shook his head. He looked up at him.

"This is so cool."

"It's really not," Blaine tried to protest.

"Dude, you're a freaking vampire!" He glanced around them, his face taking on a more serious look as Blaine motioned for him to keep his voice down. "Sorry. It's just... I don't understand. You're this awesome, supernatural being with awesome powers. You're like a superhero."

Every disadvantage and negative side to it rolled right back down Blaine's throat. His mouth quirked and Sam's grin widened.

"I guess, in a way..." he said, his brow furrowing. "Wait, you like superheroes?"

"Are you kidding? I love them," Sam said with barely contained excitement but, to his credit, he managed to keep control of his volume. His eyes grew impossibly wider and he was out of his chair again, standing in front of him. "Could I be your human sidekick?!"

The answer to that question should, undoubtedly, be a resounding no. Letting him keep his memories was bad enough. But actually involving him in any of it? Mr Schue would never let it slide.

He opened his mouth to shoot him down, but... he just couldn't bring himself to do it. The truth was, it was a pretty lonely existence. He'd only been a vampire for two years, but he barely had anyone to talk to anymore. His parents didn't want to know him. It was better they forgot about him entirely and went on pretending he had actually died that night.

Even his brother was better off like that.

Sure, he had a few friends at Dalton, and they knew what it was like, but... he was still really lonely. They had all gotten used to in their own ways, but he never could. Mr Schue was always telling him he couldn't have human blood because of the ripper gene, so he couldn't exactly tag along with David and Jeff when would sneak out.

He never even talked to Kurt about it because he thought it might freak him out too much, with all the history between witches and vampires, and now he wasn't even there anymore anyway.

He felt completely alone, even in his own world.

But here was Sam, looking at him like he was the coolest person he had ever met. Asking to be his friend. He wasn't afraid of him or what he might do, not like everyone back at Dalton or Mr Schue.

"I'm sorry." He sighed as Sam's face fell. "It's too dangerous. I need to make you forget all of this."

Sam pressed his lips together and nodded. "Can I just ask one thing? Don't take everything away."

Blaine opened his mouth, already shaking his head, but Sam lifted his eyes to him, freezing him to the spot with his next words.

"Leave the part where we met today."

Sam took a deep breath and nodded one more time, letting him know he was ready, even if he wasn't really. And he wasn't the only one.

He couldn't do it. He couldn't make him forget.

Worse than that: he didn't want to.

[neurotonic]

fancy ladies attending a gala...honestly, what's the worst that could happen?

Fanart for @the-valiant-valkyrie 's fic Dressed to Kill YAY!! can't wait for them to kill now that they're dressed :3c

[moon9931]

yeah, he's evil

but like

hes still little

and like

im taller

@sticklovezone

YANK

[crt8ball]

i keep browsing riptide fanart and people keep mentioning the chip and jay height difference and who would be taller

and in my mind theres only 3 headcannons i can come up with that make sense to me

1. mable and dipper pines situation where one always swears theyre taller but its always up for debate.

2. chip's magical bandana that makes him handsome also makes him like a couple inches taller than everyone (he is the shortest out of the albatrio in this option)

3. chip is shorter than jay but he wears heeled boots and SWEARS its cause they match with his outfit or cause theyre better to sneak in or theyre comfy (he only wears them cause it makes him taller than jay)

[rolandrockover]

Murder Sex

*Twilight Zone theme plays in the background.

I think I've finally arrived in the parallel universe or even the multiverse department (1) as of today at the latest, namely in the one in which Ian Dury was inspired by Aerosmith's Get the Lead Out (1976) instead of Gene (2) to create a nice flippant riff for a lovely supple song. And all those who didn't miss my last entry on Murder in High Heels should now know exactly what I'm talking about.

I recommend everyone else to click on every link you can find... or to simply scroll down.

Side Note:

(1) If you enjoy this kind of concept, you might not be in the wrong place with this link, because it contains a wild speculation about Tommy's When Lightning Strikes (2009) and Ace's Trouble Walkin' (1989).

(2) Or Mitch Weissman.

Murder in High Heels (1984)

Sex and Drugs and Rock & Roll (1977)

[mabelsguidetolife]

my dad had to secretly fill in a gap in a patio that his employer had him leave a space in for a super arbitrary tiny loose gravel square because it was both ugly and dangerous and they both know a lot of people with poor vision and/or mobility issues

[t4tdanvis]

Mystreet Gene has daddy issues he would 100% fuck this scarred guy who looks like him but edgier and better built.

EXACTLY u get me

[magnoliacharmed]

jake “the snake” roberts promo after slapping miss elisabeth

“i could cultivate her into something even i could want!”

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Robert Silverberg - Moonferns & Starsongs - Ballantine - 1971 (illustration by Gene Szafran)

[gruesomejack]

He SINGS ❤️

[ufonaut]

Oh, there’ll always be beauty enough inside these walls. But love? Kindness? Not for several decades now. Not since the march of time took its savage toll on a fading star doomed to watch but not touch his immortality on the silver screen.

Silverblade (1987) #1

(Cary Bates, Gene Colan)

[tauruswiftie]

gonna be fr i don’t think “traditionally/stereotypically feminine” interests should be dunked on at all but also this is exactly the kind of thing that makes me feel insecure about ever having daughters (as someone who wants kids in the next ~6 years). idk why there is this expectation that if you don’t wear makeup/heels/nail polish/do skincare/etc you’re misogynistic and can’t bond with your daughters lol

[thistaleisabloodyone]

There was a shot in Break Down Ya Walls where the camera did an aerial shot of Ryuto while he was standing on a LED screen stage and I was like "Oh, you're wearing heels"

[abs0luteb4stard]

•WCW Worldwide December 11, 1993 •

Alternate unused take with Mean Gene laughing.

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The regular aired version:

Notice William Regal nearly says, "World Wrestling... Federation" on WCW IN 1993. LOL

[rolandrockover]

Get Out the High Emotions

Whether Gene wore high heels while writing Murder in High Heels I can't say, but it's no secret that he was rather busy with other things, like preparing for film roles for example, while more or less writing songs for Animalize (1984). Who knows, maybe he was already practicing some method acting in advance for Never Too Young Too Die (1986) in parallel to Runaway (1984).

Well, and what is there to say about the music, except that we already know the title of the song we are talking about today?

For example, that this track makes little secret of its two 70's Aerosmith references. One more obvious than the other, and of course, this doesn't really make me doubt the probability of my speculation either. But since speculation is speculation, let's take a quick look at the similarities as I perceive them.

Firstly, there's the intro and verse riff of Aerosmith's Get the Lead Out (1976), from which I think it's safe to assume that the slightly varied and somewhat catchier intro and verse riff of Murder in High Heels was inspired. I mean, who can say for sure, but after all, what do I have a second Aerosmith reference in my luggage for?

Which brings me happily to Sweet Emotion (1975) and its middle section in the middle of its verses. If you listen to the chorus riff and outro of Murder in High Heels, apart from a slight rhythmic variation, you can recognize an even greater similarity than was already the case with Get the Lead Out.

All you have to do now is play a game of Eeny, meeny, miny, moe to decide whether to pin the whole thing on Gene or Mitch Weissman.

It's never too late to click on the sweet links, or just get out and run away for my sake. Be that as it may, the last two of the four links are highlighted:

Murder in High Heels (1984) (1)

Get the Lead Out (1976)

Murder in High Heels (1984) (2)

Sweet Emotion (1975)