#Paul Stanley

[starry-eyed-never-satisfied]

Disclaimer - I don't speak Dutch, this translation was done with Google

"I don't like pets!" growls Gene Simmons from Kiss "That just storms me all the time, I think that's more for old ladies. Give me a tiger or a boa constrictor, at least there's something to do with them. I currently have an aquarium with a piranha in it. His name is Moe and if you throw a steak in the water he almost jumps out of his tank. I think that is a mighty sight." But when the photographer's dog enters the studio a little later, he changes his mind. Hesitantly he scratches the little cocker spaniel behind his ear then mumbles softly, "bark."

Anyone else really want to be that dog?

[starry-eyed-never-satisfied]

Save a horse ride a cowboy

[azzzryel]

Sometimes Paul uses Ace as a night light ✨

[foggycatgarden]

[kanae-koc0p]

my response to ur game

Like brooo, I liked all of them casually before, but like this 1 made me start simping for him first like the arms?!?!?! and the face that he's sweaty reminds me of like when ur tired after sex or smth idk y I thought of it at the time eiieiwiiiwogg

i have an idea, so let’s play a game.

reblog with a photo that made you simp over a member (not necessarily your favorite one!), and add a backstory to it explaining how and why it happened.

here’s mine :

when i first saw this on pinterest, i immediately knew that i was losing my mind over him. what got me simping was the way he stares at the camera and the way he’s sitting. god pls the manspread is so hot i think about this photo EVERY DAY. peter criss has me in a chokehold, i shall say.

[metal-sludge]

KISS (1973 - present) | VIDEO ROCK STARS, August 1985.

[okgatorhereicome]

I redrew a screenshot from Scooby Doo and Kiss! Genderbend version •ᴗ•

This is actually pretty old from when I wasn't as familiar with the band, but I recently went back and finished it :D Might use these girls in future drawings bc I'm happy with their designs

The silly names I put on them in order: Tammy, Jean, Erica, and Paula Stacey (get it?? Because Stacey would have been her original name °<° ... I know where the door is)

The og screenshot:

[insanityisdivine]

[loveinhereyes-flowersinherhair]

it’s actually not okay how jealous i get genuinely.

[starry-eyed-never-satisfied]

[yeahthatsdefinitivelyme]

Done!! They just need to dry now :) (few photos begore I put them on my fat ass and make cracks)

Oh no, my hand slipped today by accident and I did this (my hand gonna slip tomorrow too and finish it) 😔😔

[thrashdxll]

Here are some of my favorite quotes I got from Metal Sludge.TV in their "Penis Chart", where they talk about what rockstars are like in bed according to groupies.

Quoted below: Dave Mustaine, Peter Steele, Lars Ulrich, Izzy Stradlin, Slash, Axl Rose, Paul Stanley, Jon Bon Jovi and Billy Idol.

"Dave Mustaine / Megadeth: Dave is of average size and is very romantic, at least until he is done. Likes to cuddle, but might not be so friendly in the morning."

"Peter Steele / Type O Negative: About an 11 inch dick and very thick!! But he doesn’t like to use rubbers and says he doesn’t like groupies, yet will use them when he gets a chance. Sort of weird as well, plus he looks like a steel worker from Iowa!"

"Lars Ulrich / Metallica: Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he’s uncircumcised! That’s to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. He’s a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. He’s also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also he’s losing his hair, but that’s another chart."

"Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns ‘N Roses: Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who aren’t the pretty boy of the bad are better lays than the good looking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they don’t have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!"

"Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses: average in size and nothing to write home about."

"Axl Rose / Guns N Roses: Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I don’t know about you girls, but my pussy ain’t going anywhere near a litter box."

"Paul Stanley / Kiss: About 7 to 8 inches and he’ll treat you very nice! He loves his hairy chest. One girl told me, “The only problem is when you’re having sex with him you get the impression he’s performing for 20,000 screaming fans. I have honestly never seen anyone look more retarded while having an orgasm. I thought he was having a seizure. Overall I’d give him a 9 in the sack, even though it was all I could do to keep from laughing when he came."

"Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi: Back in the day Jon was a huge slut but he’s chilled out a little. Jon has an average size cock and like a lot of guys prefers to receive oral than give it. He has good rhythm though and will even wear 2 condoms if you ask him to."

"Billy Idol: He’s no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6″ he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. He’s the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. He’s also drunk a lot, so be warned."

[lewisarchive]

Sir Lewis Hamilton with Tommy Thayer, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley and Eric Singer of the band Kiss (2008)

[human-from-outer-space]

☆ 🍓🍰 happy birthday paul 🎂✨️

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[rainfynite]

Little things in my sketchbook 👽‼️