#GALLONS OF THE Stuff

[wednesdaythesecond]

If Gerard and Mikey were vampires, they would regurgitate blood into each other's mouths to strengthen their bond. And you'd think "oh but that's normal for these kinds of vampires" but you'd be wrong. Other vampires think it's super weird that they do that

[darkyhelena]

Frank Iero + Blood 🍷

Book: Where are your boys tonight? By Chris Payne.

[icelogged]

sometimes gender euphoria can only be achieved by dousing oneself throughly in blood and gore btw

[manicpixiedreamkay]

[magicrainbowkitties]

I should note that in these tags is the song that plays on a loop in my head at any given point. If you watch me while I'm zoned the fuck out you can tell with relative certainty where I am in the song.

It's been this way since middle school

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[ambagelbraindump]

blood blood blood

[today3467h]

How Many Gallons of Water Should i Drink a Day

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[industrial-meat]

Small reminder: Blood is supposed to stay on the inside. Please plan accordingly.

[rockfactsandmore]

my chemical romance if gerard didn’t have so much fucking blood

vampire that wants ur blood so bad they are crying

[wednesdaythesecond]

HEYYY HI <3 pls... speak more on ur petekey double suicide or mutual murder ideas Im so crazy for this - argyle

They're like the poser couple from your high school who said they were Sid and Nancy and made you hope they didn't know what that meant. They're getting married at the end of warped tour and move in together without telling anyone. Gerard wants to be happy for Mikey but warns him that he needs to be careful, especially since Pete is kinda :/ and Patrick straight up tells Pete that this is stupid decision. But Pete's like "don't you want me to be happy? I thought you wanted me to be happy :(((" so everyone drops it. For now.

And Pete and Mikey are sooooo happy. Or at least manic and riding on the high of a new marriage and actual drugs. But they're in love, they're sooooo in love <333 they don't know anything about each other but they're in love and it's perfect!!!

Until Pete starts getting pissy when Mikey spends too much time with Gerard and Mikey sleeps in a different room than Pete when he's annoyed at him. Until they only talk when they're fighting or fucking. Until their fights end with Pete threatening suicide and Mikey saying that he knows Pete won't actually do it because he's too obsessed with himself.

But they're so in love, trust <3 or maybe they're just terrified of being alone and the "I told you so" that'll come with it. But their relationship is so great when they're both too high or horny or manic to see how completely horrible they are for each other.

Also um.

I think their chosen method of double suicide would be helping slit each other's wrists. And then all all blood gets mixed together and you can't tell whose is whose. Real romantic shit.

[itsquarto]

drink my wifi by the gallon got my tummy feeling crazy

[ierofangz]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[haphazardree]

Allegedly this tank is 2.6 gallons…so yeah, not surprised then???

[fingereaterfurby]

Messy eater

[loptrcoptr]

It’s come to my attention that a lot of people in the BES fandom are new to fandom-culture in general (or lack there of; we denizens of tumblr are residents of a cesspool) and don’t know a lot of general old school online manners, laid down in Days of Yore by earlier generations. So let me bring up a crucial one that is generally being ignored on tumblr in the BES-sphere: ship tagging!

I am not doing this to condescend, I genuinely want to be helpful and to help us all enjoy our enclosure and our enrichment in said enclosure together. I think a lot of grief going around the blue eye samurai world on social media could be solved if everyone remembered one good old cardinal rule of fandom bullshit:

you do not put ship wank in a ship’s general tag.

let me say that one more time in different terms:

If you want to rant about how much you hate a ship, general practice has always been, on tumblr anyway, not to do so in the safe space created for said ship.

once again, lemme be very clear; I don’t give one rat’s ass or 800 collective asses of rats what you ship, why you ship it, whether you ship anything at all, why you hate x y z, etc. That’s great, that’s what fandom is for! Enjoy yourself! The issue is that there’s all this infighting fuckery going on that is exhausting to even watch from the sidelines, and I think there’s a lot of confusion as to why anyone is fighting over any of this shit at all as it is 2024 and ship wars are 2011 superwholock garbage that we all collectively agreed to jettison into space by 2015, ya feel me?

(and if you like to start shit and throw hands then obv this post isn’t for you as you know what you’re doing, this is for the folks who don’t know and are confused as to why they can’t rant without blowback)

So if you’ve gotten on tumblr recently and noticed your anti-ship post blowing up for some reason or other and asked yourself “Jesus why are these assholes from that ship always coming for me?? They’re such dicks!!” ask yourself:

did I tag them in my post?

Because when you tag a ship in a post about how much you hate it, it’s not a beacon that says “Hear Ye Hear Ye, Interacteth Not Ye Fuckos From Ship I Hate, This Is About How Much I Hate Your Ship”. For that to be the case, you would need old-school anti-ship tag nomenclature, like this: #anti-[shipname] or #[shipname] wank. Those tags would communicate your intent to rant, which is your sacred fandom right to enjoy doing! It is not, however, your sacred fandom right to enjoy doing it in the wrong space, that’s what’s happening here. A post that tags a ship with its normal tag, but whose content is anti/wank content about said ship, sends the signal: “ayyooo, who would like to debate this with me?”

So, does all that make sense? If you tag your post analyzing all the reasons why you think a ship sucks with #ship, you are encouraging everyone who ships that ship to interact with your post. It’s like rocking up to somebody’s house, ringing the doorbell, and saying “I hate your fugly ass piece of shit house, asshole” and then getting irritated when the homeowner responds with “who the fuck are you, get off my lawn?!”

#anti-[shipname], #[shipname] hate (forgot about that one, also useful), and #[shipname] wank do two very useful things:

1) They let other people who want to gleefully rant with you know that you’re on the level and they give like minded individuals a chance to follow those tags so you can have more rant sessions together, and

2) they minimize likelihood of involvement by the shippers you’re ranting about, who can block the tag, while keeping the ship’s normal tag open for the people who enjoy it

tldr; *swordfather voice* it would be bitchin if people could stop bitchin in the wrong places so that we can all coexist like adults here, touch some grass, and chill. Tag ship hate #anti-[shipname], #[shipname] wank, or #[shipname]-hate and keep it out of the general pro-ship tags :)

if your response to this is “don’t tell me what to do, cuntwaffle” or “I have an unhealthy relationship with the idea of shipping and think no one should have a safe environment to enjoy media except me and people I agree with so I will continue to poison the waters” then ok, cool beans, keep on chooglin’; but know that everytime you walk into a tea party you weren’t invited to and yell I HATE YOUR FUCKING TEA YOUR TEA SUCKS ASS blowback is a bit inevitable

[kat-kalamity]

MORE BLOOD MORE BLOOD MORE BLOOD

The saga continues