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im gonna hump you when I say this…

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soothing the violent social anxiety at the club by pretending im at the bronze and spike will come in here at any moment and whisk me away

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this describes spuffy to a perfect T im losing it

forget “enemies to lovers” this and “friends with benefits to lovers” that. i need enemies with benefits to lovers. they’re rivals. they hate each other with the fire of a thousand burning suns. character a is a massive fucking flirt, because they like how angry it makes character b (because they’re into it but mad about it). in a fight, character b has character a pinned up against a wall or something, they’re both all bloody and out of breath. the tension snaps and they have angry kinky hate sex. oh no, something has changed fundamentally changed in their dynamic and they’re both trying their best to ignore it. obviously, it doesn’t work; they hook up again. they’re angry and rough and talking shit about each other while balls deep in each other. they start hooking up more and more frequently, and it’s no longer spur of the moment shit anymore. no, they’re meeting up in secret to fuck. some tragedy strikes— it’s fanfiction, we all know how this works. and then bada bing bada boom they’re in gay love

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happy deluxe revenge ❤️

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dream blunt rotation

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"You're so funny!"

Thanks! Right before the end of the world, my so-called best friends kicked me out of my own house after saving their lives hundreds of times. I was then gaslit and manipulated by them to believe I was the problem and that everyone could live without me. To make things worse, my mortal enemy, whom I have been battling with since I was 16, was the only one to actually care for me and recognize who I truly was as a person. And then he fucking died believing I didn't love him back.

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his name is penis and he was born without a brain

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i need more people to talk about the pipeline from being obsessed with My Babysitter's a Vampire as a child and then discovering Buffy as a teen and realizing mbav is like. Buffy Lite.

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i am genuinely so shocked that spangel isn't a more popular ship. its the perfect mix of doomed yaoi and a complex love (?)/ hate relationship. and their dynamic is sooo interesting. especially the fact that spike confirms he and angel have slept at least once??? come ONNN. i wish i saw more fanfiction of them. SIGH!

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this line will never fail to just destroy me god Bexless who let you Do this

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re-reading unholyverse on the clock my ass getting fired 😭😭😭😭🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

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the mcr fandom on ao3 is kind of insane because you’ll see the most beautiful piece of fiction you’ve ever laid your eye that’s longer than most books and will change your life and then you scroll down and it’s waycest feederism

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me! how’d you know

Who up in a hotel 8 at 1:30 AM customizing a buttplug to have john lennons face on it

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Cafe in Brooklyn, NY has the exact same font as the three cheers album cover

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the worst part of being in rehab for two months without my phone is missing out on so many memes like why did i Just learn what hawk tuah is.

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just got out of rehab for two months who cheered