#Fucking Kidnap them to watch this

[altobug83]

grrrrrr..... frogs....

[flamemons]

[bertrei]

The bertholdt hoover fandom is dying rt if youd wipe the sweat from his brow like if youd give him a warm glass of milk

[benoitblanc]

making an emily-arc gifset and screaming internally. why the fuck did they do that to scully

[grinchwrapsupreme]

wait so ciri leaves the cabin after jaskier was supposed to be watching her and when she runs into yennefer and then geralt NEITHER of them is like "hi what the fuck are you doing out here where is jaskier??" and he also just doesn't show up again for the rest of the episode after running out to look for her??? like i know there's other more important things going on right now but like one added line would've satisfied me where is that guy

[neechees]

Once again caught up in my sister's stupid baby daddy drama because she didn't want to watch her own kids

[zeb-z]

The thing about Forever and Bad is that they don't know how to deescalate, and they start at 100 straight from 0 every time with each other. They will spend hours arguing about semantics that don't matter. They will go to the extreme ends of pranks (which as fun as the audio remixes were, spending hours trying to find the source was literal hell genuine psychological torment). They will go for the throat just to antagonize the other.

So no, I don't think Forever knows a thing about Dapper or the other eggs whereabouts. He just knows better about the way Bad operates, the way he lies and deflects. He's familiar with his crafty words and how he turns a conversation on its head. He knows that what Bad is being accused of is entirely likely, that he is not who he usually is when the eggs are around. And he knows that Dapper, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is who Bad cares for most of all.

This isn't something he can argue hours about, to chip away little by little like he usually does. For both the safety of the worker, because the longer they're locked up surely the worse off they'll be - and for the safety of Bad, who if he wasn't under extreme watch by the Federation, he certainly is now, after Tubbo very loudly accused him in his Federation office.

He goes for the throat, immediately playing a trump card that he knows Bad won't just brush off or ignore, because as much as Bad can be unpredictable, Forever knows that Bad cares about the eggs as much as he does. As questionable as his morals are, as slippery as he can be to pin down, Bad has always placed the eggs as the highest priority - and he needs Bad to have no choice but to be honest, or to knock him off guard enough that he'll give him something to work with.

Is it fair? Maybe not. But when has Bad ever played fair with him?

[the-blossica-fan]

Blossica Christmas headcanons? ^-^ /lh

Me to everyone that sends me Blossica asks

This is the second Christmas they spent together, so they're more used to how Christmas works in the suitcase.

Back at their first Christmas alongside the Team Timekeeper, when there were less arcanists that there are now, it proved hard to get used to their traditions.

Or the amalgamations of these.

Jessica had spent some time confused over the decorations, and the attempts to get her not to eat the Christmas tree is an every day struggle even to this day.

The first year, it had been Jessica learning about this strange tradition. A decorated tree with "candy" that is actually made out of glass, shiny spheres that hang from the ceiling, weird soft triangular hats on everyone's head.

Jessica had to learn some things about Christmas before getting used to it, that being everything.

For Blonney, however, the thing that she had to get used to was the overflowing warmth and companionship. There were no family discussions, no envious comments flying around.

For both, it had been a strange change of pace, but not an unwelcomed one! Especially when Jessica could eat whatever she wanted from the table.

From that first experience to now, I have to say some things stayed the same.

They'd spend the days together watching shitty movies Vertin gave them, wrapping gifts for exchanges and trying to get Jessica not to eat the crystal candy canes.

Tooth Fairy rarely joins them for Christmas, considering she has her own family that's still alive and still shares time with her, but they tend to exchange gifts when she's able to spend some time with them.

Horropedia is their unwanted companion who has made himself a place on their couch to watch shitty movies, sometimes joined by a friend or two.

So far, they'd spend more time together than in company, after all it's time you spend with your loved ones. Though they participate in the suitcase's gift exchanges and dinner time.

And they can never be completely alone with Vertin and Horropedia around, so you can call it quality time with your lover and that one friend that also wants some company.

[sadnessisavegetable]

Modern but not normal AU nonsense. As I do.

(This is the part where King George decides he wants to go home but not take his wife Queen Charlotte with him, by the way. Charlotte instantly was like “well if that’s how it is, your majesty.”)

[desi-yearning]

Yearning extra this November for some reason

[timegears]

the way this game portrays kiki confuses me so much. "kiki died protecting the island, she saved us all" KIKI DIDN'T DO SHIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[fireboltsfierytail]

Wade Wilson rings the door bell of the x man mansion several times, holding it for a long minute just to hear it ring through the door, giggling.

The door iss summarily opened by a peeved of and scowling Scott Summers, who's frown deepens at the sight of the red merc. All the original x men are there. This is also somehow the Logan universe, so wolverine is sadly dead, but no one else is (*I quietly shush and hold the screaming original timelines and both the x men movies and the TVAs bodies with a chloroform handkerchief at their mouths and then kick them into a shadowy corner*)

The x men gather around the merc who is grinning, giggling and breaking the fourth wall every other minute, behind him is a large brown burlap sack that appears to be alive. The x men all give the writhing coarse material a very wide berth.

Deadpool finally skips off with a very vague "enjoy your family honey" and leaves the bag.

Just as Laura and Rogue go to approach, 6 gleaming adamantium claws rip through the material, and tear the entire bad to shreds, leaving the remains of it and several pairs of handcuffs and restraints sheared into pieces on the ground. A body rolls violently to a stand, legs planted solidly, arms out and claws ready to slash through anyone close.

A wide wave of shock goes through the gathered family school. Scott's mouth drops, Ororo brings a hand to her mouth and Jean reaches for the professor with all the might, unconciously dragging his wheel chair from his office with her emotions. Laura's hands tremble but her eyes are locked and steady. Adamantium ripples under the backs of her hands. Kitty gasps and Rogue eyes darken and become wet.

The professor himself emerges from the door, the students parting from him, and of course, finally released from Jeans accidental reaching.

"Logan"

(I'm in my x men era, can you tell??)

[andorerso]

sorry but comparing whether Jyn or Cassian suffered more in their life like it's the fucking trauma Olympics is fucking ridiculous

they both suffered the same and it's literally not a competition, hope this helps <3

[peachyfnaf]

so uhh uhhhh that most recent tlaes episode huh

spoilers in the tags, beware

[trees-to-meet-you]

Wait waitwaitwait I just saw something on Pinterest hold on

Was Snufkin deadass not aware he had parents??? Until Moominpappa was telling him about them??? Did he think he just spawned one day what

[icterid-rubus]

I left my purse at the restaurant and my classmate had to drive me back and he said he didn’t mind because we could spend more time together and I wanted to say I agreed but I’m so socially stunted that I could only dumbly titter