#Fuck you MCU

[zer0expektation]

the fact that I'm being queerbaited (successfully at that) in the year of 2023 should be illegal actually

[lostgirl1428]

Hot Take….(?)

But in the realm of Superhero movies. I do not give a flying fuck if they “undo” a character’s death.

I MEAN HAVE YOU READ THE COMICS!?

All these fuckers die and come back to life over and over and over and over….and over and over and over again.

I do not care.

That being said.

Give me back RDJ’s Iron Man, that’s all I want.

[verratensduo]

((Secret Invasion massively flopped. Haha. Take that Disney, Marvel and your worthless AI generated garbage show that butchered a really good comic book storyline. Hope every AI generated script you try and do flops.))

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Logan’s two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset

[thejadecount]

To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT

[crnl-chicken-tots]

This ^^^ Honda Odyssey has my undivided attention

[welcome-to-latveria]

RDJ as Doctor Doom is the most blatant embarrassing cash grab I've ever seen in the history of cinema I think. They might as well have slapped a giant sign on their Fantastic Four film which says 'I don't have any confidence in this film' because that is the ONLY reason they have cast him as Doom and it's so obvious that even MCU fans can see it clear as day.

[prettydjarinsoloinspires]

no but think about the Loki from Thor. from Avengers. the fact that he’s fighting for something good that he believes in means so much. the fact that he can sit there and say he just wants his friends back. these friends. the ones who see him for him. who don’t judge him. who he feels like he BELONGS with.

when has Loki ever felt like he belongs anywhere? he’s always been the outsider, the outcast, the villain. at the TVA he has felt appreciated and accepted. no one is singling him out or giving him a hard time for being himself. he FITS. he has come so so far. and shipping aside, the main reason for that is Mobius. someone who has seen every dark crevice of his life and his bad choices and his darkest moments and treated him with compassion and understanding.

the orphaned, abandoned, misunderstood villain has been able to write his own story because one ordinary man believed in him.

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Gwen and Spider-Reader relax on the couch after a long day of patrol.

Gwen: I'm beat. Pizza and movie night?

Y/n: If cuddles are included, then it sounds like a plan.

The two kissed before Y/n picked up their phone to call Joe's pizza.

Deadpool: Sorry to interrupt this cute moment, but...

Y/n and Gwen turned around to see Deadpool standing in front of an orange, rectangular portal.

Deadpool: I kind of need Y/n's help saving the multiverse.

Y/n: Again? We just had a multiversal crisis a year ago!

Deadpool: I know, but it's become a popular trend in comic book movies besides we need a Team Red crossover.

Y/n turned to Gwen to she thought.

Gwen: It's alright. Just come back in one piece but if something happens I'm coming for you Wade.

Deadpool: Trust me, I know. I've seen Hawkeye and Arcane.

Y/n: Alright, let's go.

He jumped through the portal with Wade following soon after.

Deadpool: Let's f#*k!n' go!

Deadpool: Really a censor!? That's the slogan of the movie!

[nightcup]

“THEIR GAZE DOT DOT FUCKING DOT INTERESTED.”

IM GOING FERAL AAAAAAAAAAA.

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

Deadpool and Wolverine made me gayer

[negasonic9403]

Is anyone else operating like the marvel canon isn't even canon anymore? Like all of this is a fucking fever dream. Plus, the multiverse is confirmed in the MCU so reality is whatever I want it to be

[kamwashere]

was having a good day then i remembered that if ever we do have a spideypool live action film, it would most likely be tom holland as spidey

[buckys-metal-arm]

I love how the comments of every post Marvel makes about Agatha All Along is filled with MCU Bros™️ saying "who wanted this"/"nobody wanted this"/"no one asked for this"

Wrong. It was me. I asked for this.

[lucky-katebishop]

Spiderverse being like Fuck You Kevin Feige the MCU is NOT Earth-616 you BITCH means quite literally everything to me as a comic fan