#Fuck off haters

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

I suddenly had a thought of GhostSoap being normal human beings and doing normal human being things and wanted to write some stuff for it.

1) Simon always forgets to replace the fuckin toilet paper and Johnny loses his mind over it every single time

2) Johnny has these quiet little snores that whistle out every time he breathes out and while it’s mildly annoying some nights Simon still finds it so endearing

3) Simon hogs the blankets, even in summer cause he’s just always cold, no matter what. Johnny tends to just snuggle in real close to Simon when he gets cold

4) Johnny is the cook of the house. He’s really good at it (his mother refused to let him leave home without knowing how to survive on his own) but he can’t bake. Simon’s the opposite where he can bake (his mum loved baking, taught him everything she knew) but can’t cook to save his life

5) Johnny’s always stealing Simon’s leftovers or hidden treats and Simon has threatened to stab him once or twice over it (it never stops Johnny from doing it again)

6) Simon totally found a stray cat and got the ‘you wanna keep him, you look after him’ talk and he has never been more devoted to looking after another living being after the whole thing with his family

7) Johnny’s got a million and one things in their bathroom all for the sake of looking after his hair and skin and what not and he definitely sits Simon down on the toilet seat every so often so he can do the same for him

8) Johnny seeks validation near constantly. Simon doesn’t know why but he always, always makes sure Johnny knows he’s appreciated and doing good and whatever else the man needs validation on

9) When Simon has night terrors the way to calm him down is to just let him cling to you. Don’t speak or anything just let him hold you and let him reassure himself that your alive and well. Sometimes he’ll be ready to talk about it in the morning, other times he’s content to let the memories go and just keep going

10) Johnny is the worst at taking out the trash. Since they live in a semi-old apartment complex they had to take their rubbish all the way downstairs when the bin in their place got full and Johnny fucking hates it

11) When one of them get put on leave and have to go back to the apartment by themselves they’ll play the other persons music and cook their favourite foods (or try at least) to try and fool themselves into thinking they’re not alone in their home

12) Simon totally has a stuffed toy that belonged to Joseph and while it sits on his shelf he was still terrified Johnny was going to say something bad about it or try and get rid of it (that’s happened once with an ex) but Johnny saw it, called it cute and then proceeded to look after it when Simon couldn’t

13) Johnny may not look it but he’s a bit of gardener. He’s got a windowsill full of herbs in the kitchen and their balcony has some random plants that he doesn’t actually know the name or origin of but he looks after them and has very specific instructions for Ghost to follow when he’s not around

14) Simon’s friends with the old guy that runs the convenience store down the street from their apartment and not because he tried to befriend the guy or anything, but because the guy thought Simon looked funny with his mask and decided he was going to favour him out of all of his customers

15) The neighbours tried hitting on Simon once and Johnny happened to open the door and heard them flirting with his boyfriend. He got so possessive that he made out with the bigger man against their door jamb for like 5 minutes until Simon pulled him inside. The news spread very quickly after that

16) The apartment complex have a betting pool going about what they do for a living because they hold such weird hours and will disappear for months at a time. None of them wanna ask the two though cause they’re all a little scared of the both of them

17) Simon’s a bookworm and if it weren’t for their tiny apartment he’d have his own, personal library filled to the brim with books

[epuiseeparmedia]

I watched the new adaptation of the Count of Monte Cristo so I am again in the mood for vengeance.

[annachum]

Sigyn haters : OMG Sigyn is so boring. She is such a doormat, Princess Classic, Mary Sue, self insert and she isn't worth our time and not a real goddess and.....

Sigyn fans : OMG Sigyn is so wonderful. We love her. She is the NORSE GODDESS OF FIDELITY AND VICTORY and she is a kickass valkyrie/warrior and sorceress, and she basically is a girly warrior and she kicks butt while wearing pink and braids. And she is the light and constancy in Loki's life. AND SHE STOOD BY LOKI IN RAGNAROK IN THE MYTHS WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID AND SHE HELD HER SHIELD AGAINST THE BIG SERPENT'S VENOM AND SHE WILLINGLY VOLUNTEERED TO DO SO ESPECIALLY AFTER HER 2 SONS DIED IN RAGNAROK IN NORSE MYTHS AND.....

[adventures-written]

Plancest

;; So some stuff has happened and I need to just say upfront.

I ship plantcest.

If that's a problem with you, please unfollow/block and get the heck outta here.

Don't be a dick to people who are just being a safe space.

And instead of jumping to conclusions, why don't we talk like adults? Oh, I forgot, this whole thing is like high school. Grow up kids :)

[hexedwinchester]

oh but the fandom only remembers how Sam didn't look for Dean when he was in purgatory 🙄

Dean doesn’t know how Sam stood up to John for him when he was in the hospital dying after the car crash. Those memories of Sam staying by his unconscious body or bringing the Ouija board to talk to him were wiped clean when he woke up.

Dean doesn’t know how long and hard Sam searched in those 6 months tracking the Trickster. Or how he finally broke down and just begged for the Trickster to give him his brother back at the end of all those Tuesdays.

Dean doesn’t know how Sam gave up a chance to say safe inside his unconscious and numb the pain of Hell because he couldn’t leave him out there on his own. Sam did this even though he still thinks it was Dean who left him that voicemail calling him a freak and a monster.

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Guys I had a thought and it’s equally hilarious and adorable so here.

But GhostSoap falling asleep on a couch that’s just a touch too small to fit them both so they’re snuggled right up against one another, cuddling and so entangled with one another they don’t know where on begins and another ends.

Soap wakes first and takes a moment to relish in the peace and safety, smiling at a still sleeping Simon (cause the man doesn’t have his mask on for once and he’s not Ghost unless he has the mask) before he decides to get up.

What he doesn’t realise though, is just how entangled the two of them are. So when he goes to get up he ends up just tripping, falling over the side and pulling Ghost with him cause they’re legs are still tangled together.

Ghost wakes and manages to catch himself before he fully crushes the Scot but something has definitely been strained and his knees are definitely bruised as all fuck now.

Soap groans underneath him, rubbing at his elbows and head. A moment of quiet goes by before Ghost huffs a laugh and that just triggers Soap to start laughing his ass off cause he’s positive that they probably looked so stupid just then.

Johnny doesn’t mind too much tho, forgets the pain of the bruises quick when he looks up to find a smiling Simon looking down on him. The man’s expression fond but exasperated, and it’s the softest Johnny’s ever seen him.

[epuiseeparmedia]

Haters literally cut him in the middle of his sentence

I don’t think I ever watch or read a complete interview of Messi in my whole life, quoted him, least of all misquoted him because I don’t care. Messi as a person simply does not interest me, the weird support system surrounding him does. But what kind of deranged person decide to cut Ronaldo mid-sentence and decide to use the edit to get what 25k of likes on X? And who is okay about being deceived so they can go on hating.

Like this poster said, why do you care what Ronaldo says or does if your guy won? I haven’t watch a second of his YouTube channel yet and the “winning side” is over it like they do the SPL

[comicsmithy]

Yes.

Remember when ❤

[lesamis]

If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!

ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!

i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.

however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.

the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!

for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.

and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -

the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.

so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.

on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.

so that's why it's funny.

[koipondsoup3]

Before I go into my actual post, let it be fucking known to the hate anons, that this is my blog. I can and will post what I want and when I want. Good day.

On to what I actually wanted to say. It's a vent thingy btw

So I had already been somewhat spiraling for currently unknown reasons. I got up and doodle journaled for a bit and felt a lil better. So I go back to bed and see a friend responded to my inquiry about lunch tomorrow/today. At the end of their message, they not only mentioned a friend who I thought didn't talk to me or this other friend anymore, but I find out, they have a fucking discord! I think I had been a part of it before but left because I'm that kind of person who leaves servers because I'm depressed, but anyway, point is, this "friend" the other "friend" mentioned has every capability to talk to me. Everyone I used to consider a friend does! BUT GUESS WHAT! NO ONE FUCKING TALKS TO ME STILL. I'm including the friend I first mentioned too. No one talks to me. Ever. For seemingly no fucking reason. And that makes me really fucking sad.

(Tumblr why the hell did you skip this many lines when I pressed enter once?🤨)

To make things worse, the first friend asked is they should invite the second friend to lunch tomorrow. LIKE WHAT THE HELL?! Do you have no consideration for how much mwbtal preparation I need for that? Let alone the fact that I have gifts for the first friend and their twin (who will now be friend three) that I plan on giving them at lunch, but I have no time to prepare something for the second friend!

(again, why the extra lines Tumblr)

When I read the text message that started this, I had the thought to just be like "sorry I can't actually hangout anymore) and tear up the fucking heartfelt cards I had prepared for friend one and three. I even fucking tore out two pages from my sticker collecting journal so I could give them each some stickers. Tearing out those pages hurt to do, because I was already low on space in the book, and it was expensive. And now I can't fucking do anything about it!

(Tumblr fucking stop with the extra lines bullshit, I'm already pissed off)

Do I feign friendship? Do I be brutally honest? Do I ghost? Do I flake?

Honestly, why is being a human so stupidly difficult and why do I have to endure it.

I guess that's all I had to say for now, laters

[laniidae-passerine]

don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man

[anadorablack]

Words cannot describe how happy I am right now.

To live in a world where this man and Chris Nolan both have an Oscar. ❤️❤️❤️

Cillian Murphy accepts the award for Best Actor in a Leading Role for "Oppenheimer" onstage during the 96th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 10, 2024

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

[hobiebrownismygod]

this is like my favorite pic from ATSV

LOOK AT HOBIES STUPID BUG EYES (affectionate) 😭 THEYRE SO BIG AND DUMB AND HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED THEY TAKE UP HIS WHOLE FACE THERES NO MASK LEFT

LOOK AT HOW MILES IS STANDING HE STANDS SO AWKWARD MY LITTLE AUTISTIC BABY BOY WITH ONE EYE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER HES SO ADORABLE

LOOK AT GWEN SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO SEE TWO PEOPLE SHE LOVES GETTING ALONG SHES SO SWEET HOW COULD ANYONE HATE HER 😭 😭

[thefearlessleader]

Don't mind me just showing my love and support for 2007 leonardo

And in that moment I swear we were all April. (Or wanted to be)

[swordmaid]

brienne is actually kind of insane for calling jaime kingslayer right at his face. just imagining this 19yo calling a 34yo man cunt trash worthless piece of shit waste of space waste of air shithead get fucked idiot unprovoked AND anytime he opened his mouth it's actually so funny to think about