#From just the sheer silliness

[finisnihil]

Do y'all ever see somebody post on a different platform and realize they would absolutely thrive on Tumblr.com.

[qiinamii]

"Xiao does things" (and friends) twitter log part 2

-- UPDATE: removed some of the arts to make its own individual post since I am bad at organizing, sorry! (but the last one is new lol) xD

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

More MDZS and Hollow Knight! The cool bugs I found in my backyard have started to unionize.

Part 1 - Part 3

[merakiui]

breaking news: my third eye is open again and i'm falling for lilia and his charms.

[katyspersonal]

me: I do not really understand the hardcore insistence of some Mohg fans/simps that he could not or must not have done any sexual-incestous crime! Not only it is a reasonable version, but also extremely interesting and intriguing to explore how not all victims of oppressive system are good people! Soulsborne is super fitting for fucked up themes and characters, any Mohg is valid and fun including the darkest you can get, right? Extremely messed-up interpretations of Mohg don't THREATEN other fans in any way shape or form!

fandom clowns: *passively-aggressively shun Mohg fans from the circles, attack Fromsoft for """homophobia""" (wtf), confuse acknowledging the event with enjoying the event, will label Mohg fans as insensitive or danger to real SO/incest victims, fear Mohg as an awful scary taboo to bring up in memes compilations or fanart that could obliterate all fun despite him being part of the canon, demand blacklisting anything about him in their clown Discord servers thus making lore chats weird, shame or block people with flattering interpretations for MeDiA iLiTeRaCy uwu, treat hating Mohg as a moral act rather than personal stance and generally cause a lot of hostility in the fandom, ALL because whereas seeing Mohg's SO as canon they then got mad at this canon instead of either swallowing it or move onto another videogame free of this theme*

me:

me: Nevermind, this fandom is chronically incapable of handling the dark themes and think the fandom owes them sanitised experience.

[fountainpenguin]

Things that happened in Martyn & Cleo Double Life canon:

Cleo hoping to find her soulmate and start a life with them

Cleo dumping Martyn without giving him a chance to explain his side of the story, but hearing him out when he comes to her later

Martyn watching Cleo through his spyglass and telling the audience she seems safe and happy even though he thinks it's weird she's outside at night

Martyn, after he's had time to consider how he wants to play this, spinning a story about trying to be a provider for her and Cleo explaining that she wanted him, not things

Cleo not being remotely impressed by the "I was providing" sob story, lol

Martyn calling Cleo selfish for choosing to be with Scott because she's supposed to be HIS soulmate and he wants a partner

Cleo willing to forgive Martyn if he meets them halfway

Martyn refusing to meet them halfway because he doesn't think he did anything wrong

Martyn screaming about how Cleo's building bridges with Scott but "When will she think about mending our bridges???"

Martyn explaining to Cleo that he doesn't understand why his Session 1 actions bothered them

Martyn centering his character arc and roleplay on trying to win Cleo back without actually apologizing

Cleo giving Martyn a flower and stating that if he loses it, she'll be real cross with him

Cleo chasing Martyn out of her yard because he tried to put an HOA sign on her base and she wanted to make it clear that she wasn't associated with them and their hate for his base (even though she does think his heart base is strange)

Martyn attacking Cleo after she said attacking is a form of affection to her

Cleo setting boundaries with Martyn and explaining what he can do to get her back

Cleo sighing when Scar set her up on a date with Martyn, but taking the chance to talk to him instead of walking out

Cleo genuinely wanting Martyn in her alliance

Martyn and Cleo giggling constantly when they chat

Scar asking if Martyn wanted him to play a romantic music disc for him and Cleo (and Martyn getting excited and saying yes)

Martyn offering to take Cleo's armor and weapons to the deep dark so he can enchant them and bring them back while she stays safe

Cleo gifting Martyn diamonds, expecting nothing in return but not wanting him to die from lack of a good sword

Martyn and Cleo forming a secret alliance that allows Cleo to live with Scott while being on good terms with Martyn

Martyn expressing frustration that Cleo wants to keep this alliance secret because he wants them to be public allies; Cleo softly shushes him when people approach and might overhear

Martyn telling Cleo that she's putting out a lot of mixed signals because she keeps reeling him in and then pushing him away, claiming he is very confused about where he stands with her

Martyn teasing Cleo by punching her off a cliff and accidentally killing her and feeling so bad about it that he apologizes profusely despite roleplaying as someone who refused to apologize for Session 1

Martyn and Cleo immediately threatening Bdubs together when he said hi to them while they were hanging out, sdkfj

Martyn genuinely apologizing to Pearl for dumping her after Session 1

Martyn hiding under Cleo's bed while she defends him from an enderman attack

Cleo offering to let Martyn move into her house after Etho and Joel grief his base; Martyn saying he might take her up on that

Cleo and Martyn agreeing to move out and base together at Box

Cleo trusting Martyn with the location and resources of her red life base

Martyn rushing to Cleo's aid in the deep dark and trying to turn everyone against him instead

Cleo responding to Martyn's panicked shouts for her to eat by opening her inventory to get food (and drowning because she forgot she was in water)

Cleo hanging back and letting Martyn attack Scott while she does nothing to stop him from doing so, implying as much as she likes Scott, she won't kill Martyn (and herself) for him (and/or she trusted Scott to handle himself even though he ran away while Martyn was shooting at him)

Things that did not happen:

Cleo unwilling to forgive Martyn or consider being his friend and partner

Martyn and Cleo hating each other

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[danidrawsstuff]

so i went to grad yesterday

rambling in the tags

[tennessoui]

au where obi-wan is just havin a cup of tea and readin a bit of a book and anakin bursts into his quarters looking halfway to insane and blabbering absolute nonsense and then he just looks at obi-wan and says fuck it and kisses him before he storms back out 

meanwhile anakin’s been stuck in a time loop for ages now and he’s halfway to insane because no one remembers anything but him so what if just one day he gives into the urge to kiss/sleep with his master it’s just one time and no one else will remember it!!!

only for the time loop to break because of that kiss and the next day obi-wan is like ?? are we gonna talk about it??

and anakin (having burst in again, thinking this is another reset of the loop) is like ‘what, the fact that that romance novel is yours and not ahsoka’s?’

and obi-wan is like ‘nO (but it is ahsoka’s) im referring to the fact that you shoved your tongue down my throat this time yesterday!!’

[cuttledreams-bugs]

me trying to hype myself up to posting online again despite The Horror

[badbugbotblood]

new completely insane crack ship just dropped (King Candybug/Markowski)

Still workshopping a funny ship name but any and all suggestions are welcome! I'm liking the sound of "Hero's Hazards"

(hazards both as in workplace hazards (because for safety reasons Cybug-related issues fall under Hero's Duty's jurisdiction) and car hazard lights because KCB is a cyborg who may or may not have the Royal Racer incorporated into his body, and lights are also what Hero's Duty uses to subdue the mechanical menaces :3)

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

The latest pokemas update is peak, I fear

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🥰😜Look at this cutie being 'lil silly-willy😜🥰

[monty-glasses-roxy]

From the recent or last post

https://www.tumblr.com/monty-glasses-roxy/739901110571155456/from-previous?source=share

Imagine here with me folks. And think of memes while you at it !

Let say animatronics cassie can come and go to and from the pizzaplex. Like the post sead earlier. Make things better for her.

And during the day freddy dasent control the monster drinking and gaming demon witch he call a son or aka Gregory.

He make Monty roxy chica and animatronics cassie so mad they fallow him to the exit

By braking monty favorit golf club.

Crashing roxy beloved go kart.

Locking chica in her room and eat pizza in front of her missing with chica saying. Want a pice of pizza to bad you cant have any !

And for animatronics cassie or cassie wolf. Let say Gregory go above and beyond and call cassie a dumb wolf and they sude of left her at the bottom of the elevator pits. Because she has permanently removed him from the game leaderboards and removed all of his high score.

* dj music man to big so he just blow a air horn and go to a room or hallway were he cant reach him *

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* the sound of running as he reaches the front doors and stand on the other side holding the exit door open *

Gregory. Ha see you guys cant cross the line I safe at the entrance of the door ! All just dumb robots! With programs that prevent you from leaving!

Animatronics cassie. * step over the line that the other animation cant holding a t shirt cannon filed with rotten potatoes *

Gregory. oh $h!t !!!!!

Animatronics cassie * game one b!tč# let give you a rotten potatoes special! *

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Fun note. Idk way but I would think that Gregory and cassie would share a minecraft world before the ruin and animatronics cassie had happened. and sead world Witch Gregory dasent have back on up his harddrive.

Let say animatronics cassie and Roxy/Roxanne wolf both suddenly appear on the minecraft server in created world and command blocks.

And win gregory wake up the next more he find all of his hard work all distorted and all of his dogs have been renamed with Roxy/Roxanne wolf or cassie wolf for each dog name tags

I dunno if Gregory is that much of a shit honestly. I like to think Roxy uses her security node powers to ban him from like half the plex at least. But ya know... Gregory choosing to terrorise them all, relying on the fact no one can leave the Plex to get away with his crimes is pretty funny if Cassie can just fucking follow him lmao he did NOT expect that!

For the Minecraft server thing? I've already thought about the kind of shit Roxy and Cassie would get up to if they saw someone they thought was Gregory in an online game. They see red. This guy is gonna get destroyed. Absolutely obliterated. Sometimes Vanessa plays with him and she acts as a double agent on occasion for shits and giggles. Roxy and Cassie have done a bit with her where Vanessa's their secret spy that's been captured by Gregory so they have to try and get to Vanessa to protect her... and then Vanessa just kills them both at the last minute to steal the victory from them lmao they have fun

On a Minecraft server though? If Roxy and Cassie have played enough to know how to use command blocks and stuff, then nah they're not that cruel as to fuck up someone's Minecraft build. HOWEVER they CAN build an exact replica of his house but upside down right beneath his floor. Roxy sets up redstone traps for him and Cassie builds a maze around where he was when he logged out so he's trapped until he finds a way out. Gregory has logged on one day to his house full of water and the Drowned mobs and it's an absolute nightmare to clean up.

He tries to get them back of course, but despite his best efforts, he can't for the life of him find Roxy and Cassie's base. Why? Because it's an absolute age away. They get back and forth via the Nether that Gregory almost never goes to and take apart the portal they use every time to cover their tracks.

If he ever does find them and destroy anything, they actually do have backups of the world since Cassie's dad set the server up for them and they just. Revert the world back to a previous version. No harm done, right? I don't even know what he would do, but I think it would be funny if he was planning to fill their house with mobs and when he found it, he was devastated to learn it was on a mushroom biome island that they'd both painstakingly decorated the surrounding ocean with patches of coral and sea cucumbers. Like, to fill their house with mobs, he'd have to lure them across an ocean and that's just not fun man. Maybe he gets very bored and very very carefully does it with a single nametagged creeper, which did jumpscare them but did basically nothing lmao

Gregory, defeated by the Mushroom Biome...

[sysig]

Can love 😍💕💞❤️ bloom 🌻🌼🌹🌷💐 on the 🤜💥 battlefield?? (Patreon)

[soft-serve-soymilk]

help I’ve started listening to my chemical romance 😭

[intcrastra]

Forever love the idea of Silver Wolf and Firefly having girlie time before their Penacony mission, and Silver bein all “Fly, you will LOVE trailblazer. Trust” and Firefly being uncertain, no matter how cute the pics Silver Wolf shows are. Bc eh, cuties are a dime a dozen, they don’t make her FEEL anything

Then seeing their absolute levels DESTRUCTION is like “Oh 😳 I see 😳😳”