#Fresh voice

[calilili]

Music Review ; Cali Lili debut album “ this female is not yet rated “

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.

(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Cuddling with Nikto and Krueger is insufferable sometimes. Especially when they just came back. Too strung up to fuck the stress away and too tired to do anything else but clutch onto you like an old lady getting robbed. You'll ignore how they're practically shivering. Hands gripping like you're their only brick to salvation.

They don't usually fight with each other or at all but sometimes they forget the other is in the room. Too used to hiding their own presence that leads to scratches on your stomach, waist and back. Medically treated with as much care as their awkward selves can do.

Even Krueger is silent those days. A haunted look in his eyes that need a light to clear up. Nothing too bright, its not instantaneous. Just you to slowly fill the void back in their souls.

Especially Nikto, he gets violent sometimes. Spitting out a curse to the most mundane things. Stubbed his toe? Instantly a loud rough curse echoes through the whole house, startling you and Krueger who was trying to relax with some grilling. Somehow both cursing and taking care of his plants at the same time too.

And when they should be ready to hit the hay metaphorical instead the moment you step into the dark room you can hear them mumbling in a different language. Tone sounding more formal than anything mischievous or sleazy like they usually are with each other. Its how you find yourself squished between them.

Krueger's practically hyperventilating into your back while Nikto tries to calm himself by either not breathing or leaning down to hear you breathe. Its not comfortable for you but its the only thing that can help.

You know it works when Krueger raises his voice a bit. Almost choking on his words but trying to cope through whatever he's gone through. Nikto who finds it in himself to be quiet again. Calm. He enjoys hearing you both talk. Safe. Safe.

[pocketgalaxies]

I'm alive because they made me alive. It's the connections that I made with all of them, and it's a feeling of joy. I'm happy to do this. (insp. via @igotublue)

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript: No, you're not an icon.

You're not a slay queen or an e-boy.

*pause for dramatic effect*

You're a sinner.

Original post being referenced

Audio source (Twitch)

[lepusrufus]

My friends dragged me kicking and screaming into listening to The Silt Verses so obviously I have to Be Normal about it now

[valtsv]

i should talk about my eldritch horror mech pilot ocs sometime... one of them is literally rotting alive lol

[worldsokayestdragon]

Greedling's introduction is actually really funny because Greed does the typical evil possession rant about "your friend's gone I'm the only one left!" and Ed looks into his eyes midfight and is like "I know Ling's still in there" and it seems like the set up to some long epic struggle where Ed will have to reach out to Ling to prove he's still alive and help him overpower Greed

And then maybe two hours later Greed tracks Ed and Al down like "hey I have a message from Ling could you give it to Lan Fan for us? No clue what it says but that's probably fine. anyway don't try to foil our evil plans! or do I don't actually give a shit. later losers."

[statesidesnake]

a friend of mine pointed out that the oportunist's face resembles that of a horse due to the teeth shape and positions. i wonder if the body is more of a chimera or something similar to a shapeshifter since it clearly shifts along with the voice controling it.

if this is true we still don't know what the long quiet looks like when the decider is in control. (apart from the mauled face we see once he leaves but im inclined to assume it looks like that since it doesn't know what shape to take)

[neotxnic]

PLS DO FRESH SANS AAAGGHHHHH

I will give you a cookie if you do that :)

- 🍪 anon

[vaguely-concerned]

so for obvious reasons, rye is not generally all that popular with most of the senior watchers. however. I think there is a certain type of younger watcher to whom he is The ultimate hot badboy icon and fantasy. (we're talking about a group of extreme indoor kid goth nerds who've barely been outside. it doesn't take a lot ot achieve bad boy status in this context and the only thing in this world that lasts forever is a bad reputation in a small insular group like the watchers.) it's SO funny because rye thinks of himself as such a disappointing fuckup of a son of the grand necropolis. and meanwhile there are novices kicking their feet and giggling as they're like

'Ingellvar is so cool. no one knows where he's from he was found down here as a baby. mysterious orphan appeal. he could be a secret dalish prince or something for all we know. (*annoyed extra nerd watcher novice voice*: umm actually the dalish don't have princes, merrivar?? read a real book sometime maybe???) he's a rebel. he doesn't care what the senior watchers think no time for politics he just gets the job done. (*small sad rye voice* I care a lot what the senior watchers think actually. a pathetic amount, in fact. it just rarely seems like it helps anything at all) I heard he graduated almost top of his class even though he spent all his time as a student partying up in the city and having a torrid affair with the son of a noble family. sometimes in his spare time he wears a cool punk leather jacket but like the fantasy version of that. he has tattoos apparently but no one's seen them for years. yuh-uh it's true too, I know someone who knows someone he dated once. they say he saw a knife fight once. like, in a bar brawl, with living people. all that, and he's even sneakily emotionally unavailable. *starry-eyed sigh* what a dreamboat'.

needless to say this only grows worse with the events of the game, after he takes out the formless one and rumours start to spread that he maybe killed a god or something too???? and this being nevarra, more importantly he's out there killing dragons with his sworn companions?? like a fucking fairytale prince but with that devil-may-care rebellious streak???? he's the safely unavailable first crush at a distance of many a young watcher. now imagine the reaction when he shows up home for the first time in a year after the war of the banners accompanied by The one true bad boy fantasy to rule them all: literally the sad brooding crown prince of the crows of antiva in leather pants who has WINGS and a dark tortured side of his nature that he has to constantly battle against for the sake of those he loves.

(the perception vs. reality situation for both of these characterizations is. so unspeakably hilarious needless to say. consider how much of the above lucanis characterization is accurate to the person he actually is and then you've basically found the level of distortion lens being applied to rye as well. is most of it technically true? sure. 'technically' is having to do a whole world of heavy lifting there tho fhdfska)

what I'm really saying here is that there is a subsection of this group that's been ferociously writing rye/lucanis rpf from the moment they were seen trotting down into the necropolis depths together (other pairings within the lighthouse gang as a whole, caught in tantalizing glimpses as they visit the necropolis, of course having their own devotees), and when this fandom subgroup eventually discover they were right it's with all the insane glee of a sixteen year old fanfic writer on wattpad (is that still where the kids are these days. idk i'm getting old folks) finding out that their dark mafia prince AU is basically true. varric might be gone but the legacy of friendfiction lives on after him. the king of thedas rpf being the shoulders of titans that young watchers are standing on to write fevered WILDLY inaccurate depictions of the private life of two of the most low-key domestic quietly devoted and undramatic people on the continent, one of them being varric's own poor little meow meow slash mentee, is something that can actually be so personal. rye does not end up terribly famous in the end considering the shit he manages to get done in this game, and he thanks his lucky stars for it. but to a tight-knit community of mourn watch fic writers he is blorbo from my apocalypse. it's all I could have wished for him.

(funniest possible outcome of all this: myrna gets so fucking tired of trying to understand what the novices are being so tittery about that she asks rye 'watcher ingellvar with the realization that this is a long shot and the admission that vorgoth and I have exhausted all other avenues of investigation: do you possess secret insight about what an 'x reader' is. and also 'ship war'. your name seems to come up in this context a surprising amount'. 9000000 points of incoming psychic damage about to hit the fan.)

[calilili]

Music Review ; Cali Lili debut album “ this female is not yet rated “

Thank you so much to whomever wrote this latest ! We hadn’t seen it till yesterday ! Now working on my Next album & movie All in the works right now — In the meantime We SO appreciate ALL your support ! Please share & fave favorite & addmorecool reviews &ratings on all platforms for BOTHmy film 🍿🎬 eVe N’ god This Female Is Not Yet Rated ™️ & #debutalbum 🎶 On all…

[planetvries]

🪓🧡🏹

[mallleus]

The reason why Gravity Falls is so funny is because it's just Alex Hirsch talking to himself for half the series

[omppupiiras]

saw my queen yesterday ❤️ lady in red <3

[xamaxenta]

call this a cu salad the way i wanna toss them