#Fred deserved better

[cherry-pop-elf]

HPMA RANT TIME

These are ALL WWW PRODUCTS-! Why the HELL is Zonkos selling these-??

“But Belladonna, they probably selling them because WWW stocks them-“

THEN WHY CANT YOU BUY ANYTHING IN DIAGON ALLEY?! Why can’t you go to WWW and buy anything?!

Instant Darkness was a LITERAL PLOT POINT in Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

This is bullshit. Why can’t we have any interacting in WWW?! Did Fred really die for this?! Huh?! Really?! This is such bullshit these are all products that are from WWW. But nooooo we gotta sell em at Zonko’s. Not like WWW CREATED THESE OR ANYTHING!

Fred didn’t die for this. I’m so mad. George is running a shop all by himself and this is the thanks he gets? You don’t do ANYTHING at WWW. You can’t even go up the stairs.

Fred deserved better. Georgie deserves better. Come on man. Money grubbing game

[pinkplantz]

He's so bbg 😔

[thedarkangel74]

Now that Velma is getting all the hate it deserves, I think it's high time the fandom apologizes and give Be Cool the love it deserves.

[random-writer-person]

GUYSSSS

I MET A REGULUS BLACK LOOK ALIKE AHH

he was online and the way i ran to his dm’s

AND HE ANSWERED

edit from a few hours later…

he’s just a man 😐

[scooberish]

“Fred never deserved Daphne”

No shit, he doesn’t deserve Daphne. No one “deserves” her, so get that straight. Second of all, she loves him and he’s trying his damn best

[vivianthepigeon]

Reading the HP books for the first time

So I love Harry Potter but ive only ever seen the movies and all the information ik about the books comes from my friends who have read them. Recently I’ve been getting back into the Harry Potter fandom and I decided it was about time I started reading the series, and to make it a little more fun I wanted to document my thoughts about them on here!

So far I’m in chapter 11 of the first book and here’s my thoughts so far, sorry if my notes are a little scatterbrained 💀 (spoiler warning obvi)

First of all couple of side note but I thought it was interesting that the wizard that Mr. Dursley bumped into was so open talking about wizarding world stuff to a muggle, not a very smart move if ya ask me. Also omg! Hagrid got his motorcycle from Sirius?? Also a cute little detail I loved was the fact that the owls get paid for delivery lol! I wish that was kept in the movies.

Harry is genuinely SOO funny in this! His little remarks and comments make me laugh so hard. Also freaking Dudley is even worse in the book! This mofo is awful! Mostly blame his parents for that but he pisses me off (I could go on a whole rant about the Dursley family). On the flip side, the Weasley family is soooo darlingggg! When Ginny starts crying when the train starts leaving and one of them says they’ll write to her is so sad and sweet especially as she starts running after the train.

Something I thought was really funny was when Harry first met Draco while getting his robes and Draco saying something about bullying his father into letting him take a broom to school and thats genuinely so funny that he said that.

Something I thought was real interesting was all the Slytherin hate, from the adults especially. It surprised me a little to see Hagrids biases about the house.

I love how the books go into more detail about the classes, for example even though Harry thinks it’s the most boring class History of Magic sounds so cool! Especially since it’s taught by a freaking ghost! Also good to know that zombies exist in the Harry Potter universe, professor Quirrell says that he fought off a zombie or something and even if he didn’t fight one off they still exist apparently! And ik it’s controversial but I love Snape, his beef with children makes me laugh tho I’m upset with how he called Neville an idiot.

Speaking of which why is literally everyone so mean to Neville?? My poor baby’s got the worst luck in the world and people are rude to him for it 😭. I’m glad Harry stood up to Draco for him but even then Harry was avoiding being his partner in charms class, WHY HE IS SO SWEET AND A PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY

I do have a question tho, and maybe I’m just a dumb dumb but why did Hermione lie about the whole mountain troll situation? It’s the same in the movies. But couldn’t she just says “oh I was in the bathroom and didn’t know about the troll and Harry and Ron came to warn me and ended up saving me”? Was it bc she didn’t wanna say that she was crying in the bathroom or was it to make Ron and Harry look even more courageous? I feel like the whole thing wouldn’t have ended up the same just minus her getting lowkey in trouble

Oh and! When prof Quirrell was off fighting vampires or something is that where he got parasite Voldy?

I’m such an indecisive person and I can’t decide who my fav character is rn! I love Ron and I love Hermione but I love Harry and Neville! I’m also obsessed Fred and George but that might just be bc I’m a twin and I can relate to them lol

On another side note, I can’t wait to read how Ron and Hermione’s relationship progresses bc they are my fav ship ever and young love is sooooo cute 🥹

[wedix]

They didn't deserve anything bad☹️

[notmoreflippingelves]

Me walking up to the HBO Velma’s writer’s room:

[phatcatphergus]

Tubbo goes day after day to the fed offices to get any shred of information on Fred and the one time he gets it, he's told Fred is dead. He asks to see his body and is told that it's so mangled and mutilated it doesn't even look like a person.

[landoslutmeout]

honestly im at a loss of words , after months of waiting for him to make a decent choice he decided to go to williams , i mean i understand that Williams has a good history but i really dont think it has a promising present nor future , carlos deserved much much better because what can you honestly expect from a team principal who’s not on speaking terms with one of his two main drivers ( logan ) so yeah.

I profoundly wish him the best of luck out there

( im still hoping carlos sainz jr for AUDI one day )

[iluvoscarpiastri]

there’s a part of me that doesn’t want ferrari to win the WCC this year solely bcs they would rather let sainz do whatever the fuck he wants than actually focus on the championship.

lando and charles had a 24 point difference after brazil, prioritising charles in this race would’ve made sense to any normal fucking human but ofc not to ferrari. team orders were given but like always, sainz took them to be suggestions and not actual orders and raced for himself, and wi the our any repercussions might i add.

sainz only drives for himself and doesn’t understand what being a team player is and ferrari just lets him do whatever the fuck he wants when charles can’t even be honest about his feelings about the situations he’s constantly put in or the team. so i sincerely hope they lose the constructors and mclaren wins it. let fred vasseur take the hit of being so close to victory but fucking it up. again.

[lunadreamscaper]

you ever get so unbelievably mad about how early VT fandom treated Spooker

you ever realize half the reason for that is because Johnny Ghost found him annoying

you ever reflect and realize original... source... Johnny Ghost, from the channel, is actually a really shitty fuck ass bitch of a person but we all ignored it bc he was our fun angsty angry little man.

and he wasnt just an asshole for the sake of being an asshole character, it was because he was being played by an asshole under the guise of playing a character. jordan was actually just like that. and jordan just treated spooker like that.

and Ghost was just his widdle puppet woahh symbolize is next level!/silly

"woooowww this is a little too deep for venturiantale luna haha-" jordan is a terrible person, terrible shit happens all the time in this fandom and im also like really really mad rn so let me just go insane a little bit 😭😭

BTW you are allowed to keep Ghost an asshole, and/or even go the other route, and make him likable. what i'm saying let's do it for the right reasons and be better than Jordan!!/gen

[dxhxe]

HOW DO YOU DIFFERENTIATE FRED AND GEORGE!??? IM STRESSING ALL OVER!

#georgeforlife

[four2andnew]

Saw a post on Reddit, and now I have feelings. Allow me to stand on this here soap box for a minute.

JKR has stated that Fred and George figured out the passphrase for the Maurader's Map by being coached through it by the map itself. This makes me all the more irritated with the line "Never trust anything if you can't tell where it keeps its brain" and I absolutely hate that she made Arthur Weasley say it. It's a moment completely out of character for him, a man who offers soft comfort and encouragement to his children every day. A man who only ever raised his voice once in 7 books when his sons took a prank too far and intentionally caused harm. There's no way he would berate his daughter, who is clearly torn up about what happened, for getting manipulated, especially not as the first words he speaks to her after she was minutes away from death.

Inconsistent world building leads to inconsistent characters. It's literally never addressed that the map is sentient, just like the fucking diary. Nope, we're just told talking diary = evil, and dumb Ginny should have known better; meanwhile, talking map = funny and brilliant piece of magic.

Fred and George fucked around with a parchment that coached them how to reveal enchantments on it and nothing happened to them. How the hell was an 11yo girl supposed to assume her talking diary was nefarious??? She lives in a literal world of magic where letters scream at you and mirrors offer encouragement and grooming tips. Why the fuck *wouldn't* a magical diary offer sympathy and soothing words, friendship and camaraderie??

I have to step off this soap box, I could ramble on forever, so I'll part with these words - JKR did Ginny dirty

[hxuse-xf-black]

George at any pivotal moment in his life:

Sirius, defending himself to Kreacher:

Bellatrix when Regulus is sent on missions:

Tonks explaining to Mad-Eye how she's gonna take down a criminal:

Andromeda when Ted gets called mudblood:

Barty describing Narcissa:

[giiyus]

1. fred's getting kidnapped before q!tubbo (so unfair, my delusional thinking didn't work this time Sadge)

2. IS FRED NOT GOING TO GIVE Q!TUBBO HIS LETTER AND FLOWERS??? Q!TUBBO CANNOT BE LEFT ON READ....PLease