#For some reason

[tinkadreamchaser]

Reminds me of a video a US-American made about their immigration to Germany. I could not find the original I watched, but I remember this part:

She said she was asked where she's from and proceeded to give the poor office worker her ancestor's countries of origin before being stopped like: Ma'am, I do not care where your grandparents were born, where were you born?

And then she said something about how flabbergasting it was to just be considered an American by this person. Because apparently, while being Afro-American set her apart back home, it was also part of her identity, which she felt like she lost.

Personally, I don't care if Americans want to say they are German. Because then, I can always just go:

"Ach, ehrlich, Kollege? Geil, lass ma' die Tage Mettbrötchen essen!"

'yeah im german' (is a usamerican born and raised in usamerica with a german ancestor)

[trainer-from-unova]

Me going to sleep last night knowing that the Thunderbolts aren't going to die in Thunderbolts* thanks to the chairs™

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[emberglowfox]

”discord is for gaming” “discord is for talking to classmates” discord is for popping open the general chat in a server at 3 in the morning to go “hey guys i just remembered i can recite all of psalm 24 king james version from memory. im gonna type it” and then doing that

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon: Hey, if you were a serial killer, you'd tell me, right?

Tim, not even looking up: Definitely

Kon: Okay, good. ...Let me know if you ever...go down that route

Tim: What, kill someone?

Kon: Yeah.

Tim: Alright, if I kill someone I promise you'll be the first to know

Kon: I don't like the way you said that...

Tim: What?

Kom: You're not allowed to kill me! I forbid you from killing me!

Tim: Okay, okay! I'm not gonna kill you, Jesus

Kon: ...Good.

[hearty-an0n]

dsmp was about love and family and abuse and love again. but not because they wrote it like that that’s just what happens on minecraft servers

[seven-oh-four]

i almost said something else socially inappropriate but managed to catch myself

[frownyalfred]

“You are way too pretty and smart for someone who gets kicked in the face every single night.”

Bruce swirled his Cab around, not looking up from his glass. The corner of his lip quirked slightly. “Sounds a little like jealousy to me.”

Lois audibly scoffed over her Chardonnay. “Please. I’m remarking on how unlikely it is.”

“You should know how tenacious…” Bruce trailed off and finally looked up, meeting her eyes, “…beauty and intelligence can be, despite the odds.”

“Your attempts at flattery disgust me,” Lois told him.

“Attempts?” Bruce asked, wounded.

“Is this how you talk to my husband?”

“Mhm,” Bruce downed the rest of his Cab, making a face. “We don’t usually talk.”

“Bruce.”

[courtneythepiggy]

I made this poll a long time ago but I wanted to do it again cause it be fun

EDIT) I have another post with some short horribly explained summaries explaining these if you are interested.

[squishosaur]

hello malleus nation

[dr2-hell]

a new home

[moss-in-hiding]

The Queen of Camelot, Guinevere.

[eyesore-boi]

Me when I'm about to reunite with my childhood friend whose been spending possibly an eternity in a constant loop just to tell him he's going to be the villain in my super cool original story:

(I've seen this screenshot being pased around, but i've yet to see one directly relating to these two chucklefucks, so....i'll do it myself-)

[kasienda]

Alya Césaire is best girl!!

This episode was so well put together in so many ways!!

But Alya really shines!! From giving good advice (about Vincent), but still respecting her friends enough to make their own decisions (and make their own mistakes). And then showing up right after to help pick up the pieces without so much as an I told you so!

The parallel of “the best kept secret is one never told” followed by “the truth always finds a way!” as the very next line!

Of Alya’s anger! Righteous anger! And yet, she wants to talk to Marinette! She wants to understand! And that she fought for Adrien! That he deserves to know! That he literally cant heal without it here.

How honest she was with the whole “I can’t keep this secret! I won’t!”

But turning to Chat and saying “hey, it’s fine! You CAN erase my memory because Ladybug should be the one to tell this secret! Ladybug should be the one to heal this hurt!”

And how much faith she has when she lets Chat’s power hit her. There’s no fear. She trusts Marinette to eventually fix this! The lover of truth was willing to let this truth go, so that Marinette can get that chance!

And at the end of it all when she DOESN’T remember really what happened, she knows that SOMETHING did. And she’s worried for the burden Marinette is holding alone! And she wants to help.

I already said it, but Alya is best girl!

[vomitclub]

i need to be the most fuckable person in this saw trap