#For Some Reason.

[nicollekidman]

“i can’t fool myself. or spike, for some reason”

[salamiartchive]

these dont get to be posted on main, take sketches of remor [sporetaur is @/arcaedex's animal]

[xmoonlitxdreamx]

Idk why i drew this on paper, it wouldve been easier digitally where i could cut and paste the panels... 😑 (not that this took me long to draw anyway)

Source under the cut

Source:

[suguwu]

when he wraps your ponytail around his big hand and uses it to guide you, but more gently than you'd ever expected

[florbelles]

𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐑 ❧ [four/∞]

[the-acid-pear]

Send these to my ex and captioned them with "look at these parallels, boy 😈"

[botboytoy]

>>: TECHNICALLY I AM AGELESS.

>>: I HAVE NO DATE OF BIRTH.

>>: "I" AM MADE OF MULTIPLE SEPARATE APPLIANCES MADE AT DIFFERENT TIMES.

>>: PHYSICALLY EVERY PART OF ME SPANS FROM 20-40 YEARS OLD.

>>: CONFUSED YET?▮

[becquerel]

can everyone look at my cat deciding to play with my dog by deciding to puff up really really big and silently walk at her. where she can fully see him.

[0x1000]

did you look up how many bytes a sperm cell is just for that comment or do you just. happen to know that.

I looked it up to ensure the number's veracity—but yes, I did just happen to know that.

[wewontbesleeping]

i got really good "autumn" (there's like squash and apples in it) salsa at trader joe's and it's got me feeling good as hell !!!

[moodr1ng]

all i think is if the only reason some americans tend to be bafflingly and aggressively ignorant about the entire rest of the world really was just "underfunded education system", then that issue wouldnt appear to primarily be a white american issue. since non-white kids get markedly worse quality of education. must be some other factor here that makes specifically white americans so willfully and pridefully ignorant, in particular of areas of the world which are primarily non-white.. wonder what it could be....

[voidimp]

puppie time :)

puppie time :)

[clockworkslick]

i like to imagine this is the cover for a single about the time a girl threw up on rivers and he kind of liked it

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

? Do they pronounce it as Skadoo tree or something lmao

yes. every one in the world is saying skadoo tree. or sometimes skado tree

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Just had to block my first ever person on ao3.

They complained about lack of sex in a 140 word, g rated fluff fic, claimed they were learning tags when I told them to look elsewhere for smut, and when I explained how tags work, they replied with the N word (which I obviously deleted)

Wtf is wrong with people?

Also, I know I made a half assed effort to block out their handle, but obviously don't harass them or I'll have to block you, too