#Fin the Human? Trans

[helluvaandhazbinarelife]

Trans headcanons are some of my favorite headcanons

Let’s just hit them all with the trans ray

[six-swords]

Here's a compilation of NSFT Steb and Scar headcanons and their references to real animal biology which I included in my fic:

Steb is trans! His spawning cycle takes six months. At the close of each cycle, his body produces a batch of unfertilized eggs. Usually, he's able to release them and go about his day, but this time, they needed a little extra encouragement, so Scar coming inside him basically tricks his body into thinking his eggs have been fertilized and convinces his body to expel said "fertilized" eggs faster.

The genital papilla is a small tube that many teleost fish expel sperm or eggs out of. I took some creative liberties and made it like a small cylindrical flap (think giant clit that lays back towards the anus) over his front hole, but he does release his eggs from his hole, not the papilla. His papilla also lifts when very aroused. This is reference to how some fish's papilla are only visible during reproduction.

He has anal fins that function sort of like the human vulva's lips. Fish also have anal fins that can either shield their anus and urogenital opening. Some male fish have even evolved anal fins that form a sort of faux penis which they use to penetrate the females of their species.

Fish have many mucous membranes in their skin. They secrete a protective slime layer that protects the fish against pathogens, etc. For Steb, he secretes when he's in a heightened state such as nervous or aroused. For example, he doesn't cry, but his skin does start sliming.

His jaw gills are very sensitive. Stimulation to his gills feels like a combination between being kissed and bit on the neck for him.

Steb's internal canal leads directly into his internal egg sac. His canal is also ribbed, meaning it has multiple rings of flexible cartilage which expand when he's aroused. This isn't a reference to fish biology. I just thought it'd be a fun addition and make him a little extra alien.

Steb blushes magenta-ish because his blood is red, but his skin is blue-green.

Scar has a huge cock with a heart-shaped tip, based on the serotine bat. In male serotine bats, the penis' length is 22% of his entire body length. Scar isn't quite that big, or Steb probably would've died via impalement on giant bat cock.

Some bats have notable hairs (not literal hairs, but hair-like structures) on their tongues that work like a conveyor belt which draws nectar into their mouths. Many bats also have long tongues, so they can easily access the nectar of flowers. Scar, likewise, uses his long, textured tongue to draw Steb's eggs into his mouth ;)

Scar instinctively wants to bite Steb's neck after breeding him because that's what his biology dictates. He holds back though and just lightly closes his teeth around Steb's neck instead, but who knows what might happen next time?

[mochinomnoms]

I had some thoughts during work and I'm writing this first thing after lol.

First off, the piercing thing (punk Jade my beloved). I headcannon him with so many piercings lol.

Also, a (as far as i'm aware) popular headcanon is trans fem Jade. My personal headcannons tend to shift based on the context, but i'm rather fond of both he/they and she/they Jade. I just really like the image of Jade in huge cozy sweaters and long skirts. I was just kind of curious on your thoughts about it, if you have any lol.

As always, have an amazing day and an amazing weekend! <3

-🦷

Gender is much more fluid under the sea due to the nature of merfolk and sea creatures. A good portion of merfolk can change their sex if they're not already hermaphrodites, which a surprising amount of them are. The octotrio stick with he/him pronouns because they noticed that it's what most humans who share features with them use. They're impartial to what pronouns they use, but there was a time when Jade and Floyd referred to each other as she/they and as 'sisters' in front of a bunch of students. They just wanted to laugh at the panic they caused the other students for thinking they misgendered some of the two scariest people in school.

They thought it was funny, though Azul did clear up with some of his own dorm's students that the twins, and he didn't care how they were referred to.

Some of their classmates are still scared and exclusively use they/them pronouns for the twins in case it's secretly a joke.

I like to think that Jade tends to stick with his current manner of dress because it's what's expected by humans. But dresses and skirts, especially the long flowy ones, are much more comfortable. More room, not tight, not restrictive. Moving from wearing, really, no clothes to tight, restrictive clothing, is fairly uncomfortable.

When you and him get close together, you two sometimes go out to the town and just walk around and window-shop. It's mostly for you to get more familiar with this world, but Jade likes you, so he comes along.

It's fall when a plush, flowy outfit at one of the boutique stores catches his eye. It's soft, a warm color, and of course very cozy. The skirt is also embroidered with mushrooms, which is a bonus.

You notice him staring, and ask, "Do you wanna try it?"

Jade's surprised at the suggestion, but nods and invites you to try something on with him. He finds himself surprisingly enjoying the comfort of the outfit. The skirt is long and flowy, it reminds him of fins, and the sweater is cozy, though a bit hot for him.

He only really has the clothes that NRC provided him and some clothes he and Floyd bought together after looking at men's fashion magazines and in the men's sections of stores. It's hindsight that neither of them bothered to look at the other sections because this what was expected, but Jade might find himself adding a few more pieces to his normal wardrobe.

[yanderefarm]

i mean fish have very weird/freaky (at least to our grounded-mammalian standards) mating/pregnancy procedures like,,,

clownfish (trans fish), anglerfish (literal fusion), seahorse (males kangaroo the baby), sharks (literal colosseum in the womb), octopi (they have to be virgins to live)...

and male ones are the ones with the most nesting/territorial instincts...so... comparatively, behaviorally speaking... he's basically masc nephyte at the very least. that and the 'haha seahorse dad'.

i think merman would work similar to other aquatic mammalians??? like orcas or whales, they're kinda matrialchal? often mermaids are depicted as women so... maybe they are matriarchal? afaik lots of fish have males as the bottom of the ladder.

and i think him having weird fish instincts would mesh well with the unknowingly-courting-him darling has w/ him and the yan aspect... especially with more sadistic darling... like a weird fish version of w/e a male mantis/spider has for their partners or smth... and to differentiate him further from nephy, it could be an actual instinctual thing instead of prejudice / weird misoginy? not like noemi or achilles. like, actual instict/need.

or he's an actually normal, army veteran but with fish fins and stockholm syndrome. idk, spitballing some ideas since i didn't see him have a lot of opportunity for his yandere-ness to shine.

can't believe i'm creating worldbuilding for some fictional man.

god now i cant stop thinking about him having claspers and it's not even in the horny way.

-👻 (i feel like i should've been 🤓 all along /joking)

NERD

no actually that makes a lot of sense I didn't even think about it. he probably like always assumed he would be the one courting a big strong mermaid who can crush him and then you just casually pick him up and he's flustered. like "oh no. this human is really strong and also nurturing... like the perfect husband..."

and i really like the idea of him instinctively being like praying mantis where he expects to knock you up and then get his head eaten. and instead youre sadistic but you always keep him alive. i can imagine him asking himself what he's doing wrong!! why isn't he a good enough mate to get killed c'mon man :(

that also gives a new light to the cannibal stuff because like... imagine he's torn between the horror and fear of humans and the instinctive arousal of being a source of sustenance for his mate.

i imagined his yandere as relatively harmless. he likes stalking you and sinking ships that get near you but I actually like this more. the idea that he ends up ripping apart anything that comes near you before he can even understand what he's doing.

i also like the idea of him having this instinct to lure you into the water, he wants to drown you but he also knows that would mean losing you and he really doesn't want that.

[thegnomelord]

Just saw a beautiful Fanart of mermaid soap where he was drawn as an angler fish and was dissapointed that there weren't any scar lines under his pecs

(those big ass angler fish are always female, male angler fish are small ugly looking parasite things that stick on to the female that's how they reproduce)

-🐙

Could be the artist just didn't know tbh, but yeah, trans anglerfish Soap is now gonna be living in my head rent free. Just imagine being like a diver and you get the chance to research and interact with a pod of mermen, and you get paired with Soap. And you're a nerd, you're fascinated about every aspect of him, and this massive mer just has one look at you and decides he wants to me you his.

Also.... glow in the dark pussy. Like his clit glowing like the lure on his head.

Like Soap not knowing how to woo the oblivious human diver so he just does this weird dance thingy he's seen the colorful fish mer do. So he pulls you into the dark waters and all you can see is his biolights and fins glowing in the dark, making your eyes wander over his body to the slit a little lower where his torso melds into a fish tail, his cocklet glowing a bright blue with his arousal.

[kojitheopossum]

I thought Etho was trans it turns out it was just his gills 😭

We lost another guys/j

HAHWHHSHAJ don't worry the fins looking like top surgery scare were 100% intentional. Unfortunately I doubt they'd do gender affirming surgery on a siren, but if it makes you feel better etho doesn't understand or fit into the human idea of genders at all, he finds it all strange.

[atlas-nsfw]

Flustering Fins

Ship: trans merman x trans human woman (Castor x Evi) Tags: t4t, breeding, language barrier, golden retriever boyfriend, mild violence, implied kidnapping, isekai, penis in slit, inhuman genitals, fellatio Desc: Evi wakes up from an afternoon nap to drowning in an ocean. She is rescued by a merman who speaks a strange language. He brings her food and often tries to initiate sex, much to her annoyance. Set in the Monster Ark AU.

Evi only meant to rest her eyes as she waited at the bus stop so it came as a natural surprise when she no longer felt the bench beneath her. Her eyes blinked open and she was falling. The afternoon drizzle had been replaced by a warm beating sun and the sounds of the city were replaced by water lapping at sand. She tumbled through the sky into turquoise waters.

The impact against the waves hurt and she floundered to turn herself upright. The water bobbed her up and down as she flapped her arms. An attempt to scream led to a rush of ocean down her throat. Evi gagged, feeling herself sink. She wanted it to be a dream but she couldn't deny how real and heavy the water felt.

As the world began to fade, she felt cool, smooth, slimy hand touch her. She was pushed up by another body. She gasped and sputtered when the air hit her face.

"Veshkim! Slepsar isfi!"

A higher pitched, graveled voice shouted in her ear and when she turned she stared into two wide, milky-green eyes. Hs tried to jerk back but she was held in place by those slimy hands.

Her savior, or perhaps captor, opened their mouth again and she saw two rows of pointed teeth. Their gray skin was dappled in countless little dark brown spots, almost like freckles. Their hair was straight and fell to their ears, the color of sand.

"L-Let go!" She shrieked and struggled.

"Sasfeen! Sasfi!"

He whined, trying to drag her along despite her thrashing about. Every time she thought she might get free, he looped an arm back around her and pulled her further. Only when she felt wet sand squish beneath her did she look back to where he were taking her. An island, perhaps a bit larger than the size of a suburban home and yard, sat on the ocean.

He let her go and the lurched forward, dragging herself onto the beach and scrambling away. It took her a second to get her footing in the sand but once she did she darted into the trees, only looking back once covered. The creature from before had vanished.

Evi finally took a moment to catch her breath, to gather the state of herself. She was naked, covered in sand, and a few leaves. Her curly brown hair stuck to her olive, freckle-dappled shoulders. Down, past her belly buttona nd above her pubic region, was something new to her. A swirling, glowing, pink tattoo. She brushed her finger over it, surprised to find it warm to the touch. Disturbed, she pulled her fingers back.

It took her a while to get her bearings. Evil paced and cried and panicked and rationalized until she didn't have the energy to do so anymore. This let her turn her attention to surviving.

The island was small. A patch of sand with a patch of grass with a patch of trees. In the middle of the island, was a small cenote which she tested to find was fresh water. Some of the trees held fruit which she could knock down by tossing rocks at.

The real issue wasn't food or water, but rather rescue. She poked her head out at the beach, checking for the creature, before she wanders back. It took a few minutes to wander the whole circumference of the little island. After she did, she took sticks from the woods to spell out SOS on the beach. She settled beside it, eating some fruit as she waited.

She fell asleep at some point in the waiting. When she came to it was because there was an incessant chirping sound. It had turned dark but the air was still warm. She sat up, wiping away the sand. looking around, she spotted something in the water. A little lump, chirping. She squinted.

The creature had returned, opening his mouth to make a little high-pitched noise at her. She jumped up, unsure if she should run or not. Then, the little beast tossed something at her. It landed at her feet and she flinched, watching it flop about. It was a fish, the size of a football.

Evi looked back and the beast chirped, smiling at her. A realization dawned on her that perhaps the creature was harmless, if not helpful.

"Thank you?" she called out, even if it may not understand.

"Schinnk yee!" the creature seemed to echo her, like a parrot except maybe even worse at it. He didn't pester her further, ducking back into the black water.

Evi spent the whole next day trying to learn hot to make fire to cook her new friend's gift. The little fellow came by often, his top half popping up over the waves as he would chirp and talk. She would sometimes chirp back, which would make him smile. Her new companion was friendly, even if not particularly human.

Their communication grew more sophisticated as she pointed to herself and said Evi only to garner the creature to point to himself and say Castor. They managed to exchange the words for fish (slif) and sand (shim) as well. It kept her mind off the disaster that was her situation.

She slept on the beach again, this time next to a fire on on a bed of large palmed leaves. The rest was disturbed though, again by the chirping. This time, the chirping drew closer and closer, softer and not so trill. She scrunched her brow, beginning to rouse when she felt a cool, slimy hand graze over the pink tattoo and right down to her dick.

Evi jumped away, scrambling back in the sand. Castor lay on the beach next to her leaf bed. She could see all of him now. His waist down was a large tail, though in total he wasn't particularly big. He must have been several inches short than she was. But his teeth and claws made him as threatening as ever.

"W- What are you doing?!"

Castor whined, chirping at her as he placed his hand over where his torso became his tail, Using his index and middle finger, he parted the fine, leathery scales to show her a soft, pink, fleshy hole. Then he chirped again at her.

She stared, mortified.

"N- No!" The fish man was begging for sex!

He chirped again, glancing down at her tattoo and penis, both of which she covered with her hand.

"Stop that! Shoo! Go! Off the sand!" She used her free hand to point at the water.

He whined again, dejected, but stopped presenting and turned. She stared as he dragged himself back into the sea.

The next several days, which Evi lost track of, went similar. Castor still attempted to curry favor with her, giving her fish and shells and what looked like rudimentary rock tools. He would chirp and offer her words. She realized that chirping back inevitably led to him sneaking on the beach and presenting himself for her at night, so she only participated in exchanging words. Soon he was able to talk in simple terms. He knew the names of things that they could point out and the names of some actions, like cooking and running and swimming.

While Evi wasn't sure about his sexual expression, she did find him good company. He was friendly and cute when he grinned. She had gotten used to his other odd mannerisms and characteristics. He never got angry when she rejected him either. All he did was look like a kicked puppy and go back to the water.

What surprised her was the day she felt safe enough to join him back in the water. He floundered about in the shallowed, excited over something, beckoning her over.

"Evi! Evi look!"

Despite all logic, she waded into the water to see what he was excited about . When she looked down, he showed her a large green stone.

"Pretty," she smiled at him, "it looked like your eyes. Green."

She pointed at the rock then his eyes.

"Green like the trees," she added and pointed back to the island.

Castor nodded, echoing her with more precision now, "green! Pretty!"

Evi began to spend more time in the water with Castor. She had never been the best swimmer but with his help, she grew stronger and enjoyed exploring. Just below the waves was a treasure trove of life and color. Sea stars and corals surrounded the island. It was a paradise of sorts. Eventually, she began to go out swimming by herself to pass the time.

It was one of these solo swims that caused the trouble. She had been floating in the shallows, basking in the sun, when a wet claw gripped her ankle. She yelped as she was yanked down. Through the water she could see another mer, this one with fair skin that turned grey as it reached a leathery dolphin tail and large breasts.

The mermaid grinned, pulling Evi closer in spite of her thrashing. The strange woman’s grip was tight, claws digging into her skin.

Whatever she planned to do with Evi was cut short as Castor barreled into her back. The mermaid shouted, dropping Evi, who managed to swim up for air. She didn’t look back as she swam to shore but she heard them fighting in the water. Once she had scrambled onto the sand, she looked back.

“Castor!” She called for him, unable to see the struggle under the waves. He didn’t come back and anxiety gripped her. She almost went back into the water, to search for him, then realized she would be more hinderance than help if she did.

Evi paced for a long while, though she had no frame of reference for the time anymore. Castor didn’t reappear. A cloud of dread cast over her as she sat down in the sand.

She woke that night in the same spot to the sound of soft whining. She turned and saw Castor had pulled himself to shore.

“Castor!” She called to him as she rushed to his side. Looking over his body she saw dozens of scratches. None were so deep to cause real concern but he was clearly hurting. Despite that, he also looked her over.

“Hurt?” He asked.

Evi shook her head.

“I’m okay. Thank you, Castor. You saved me,” she smiled gently, touching his hair. He seemed to like that because he smiled back.

“Good. Evi safe now. Mean mer scared away.”

“That was brave of you… You got hurt for me. Why?”

“Castor like Evi. Didn’t want mean mer to hurt Evi.”

“Right… Evi likes Castor too…”

Castor perked up at that, sitting upright and grinning.

“Evi like Castor?”

“Uhm.. yeah? A lot really.”

“Then Evi give Castor uhm…” he paused, looking for the word, “small mers?”

She tilted her head.

“Ispi!” He tried his word for it, though it obviously didn’t help. So he did what he had done the nights before and reached down to show her inside his slit, whining.

Small mers… Ipsi…

“Babies. You want to have babies…” she frowned but didn’t scold him for presenting at her again.

“Babies small mers?”

“Yeah. Babies are small mers. Ipsi,” Evi nodded.

“Evi give Castor babies?” He sounded so hopeful.

“I- I don’t know, Castor…” she watched his face fall and it broke her heart. She loved him, really. But to have children with him… wouldn’t they be half human? How would they live? And if she was rescued and had to leave him…

“Why doesn’t Castor have babies with other mers?” She asked.

“Can’t. Only humans can give babies... and Castor like Evi. Castor want Evi babies, not other mer babies.”

She studied his expression. He wasn’t dumb. Perhaps he was a little uneducated and couldn’t figure out how to use pronouns but he was earnest. He loved her and she loved him and… no one was going to rescue her. She had tried to ignore that this ocean wasn’t earth’s nor were the stars. She wasn’t going home. But she could live here and be happy with Castor.

“I want to have babies too,” she gave a small nod.

“Islishi!” Castor grinned again, throwing his arms around her neck. She toppled over as he lay on her, pressing cold wet kisses to her face.

Evi laughed at his enthusiasm, taking his face in her hands to hold him still.

“Slow, like this,” Evi smiled, bringing her lips to his. He tasted of fish but she found she didn’t mind that much. He relaxed atop her, accepting her mouth readily. His lips fell into rhythm with hers.

Evi traced the line of Castor’s back. He was slick but somehow the texture wasn’t unpleasant. She squeezed a little where his ass would have been, though it was all tail.

Castor pulled from the kiss after several minutes of making out, scooting down so his face was level with her member. He opened his mouth and she saw those pointy teeth. The danger was erotic, making her face flush and heart pounding as he lowered his tongue to her time. She was firm but not hard still.

Castor swirled his tongue around her tip before putting his lips over it. He pushed her foreskin back and sucked on her. Evi moan, arching her back as she ran her fingers through his hair.

The merman took her all the way in his mouth, bobbing his head up and down until she was completely hard and panting.

“That’s it. Good boy,” she praised through breathy moans.

Caster raised his head and smiled at her.

“Put it inside now?” He chirped.

“Mhm. Put it in, Castor.”

The shark beamed and moved back up. He slid the puffy sides of his slit over her cock before sliding it inside. He squeaked, squirming on her until she moaned again.

“Fuck, you’re tight…” she hissed.

“Tight?”

“Mhm. Feels good. You can keep going.”

Castor nodded and began sliding up and down. His whole body rubbed against hers, teasing her nipples as he got fucked. Evi wrapped her arms around his neck, listening to his sweet little whine.

“Evi feels good. Belly feels hot and tingly,” Castor whined after several minutes. Drool dripped from his chin and he moaned and panted.

“I’m cumming soon too,” Evi promised, pulling him down into a deep kiss. His slit clenched around her and she moaned on his tongue. Her body tensed as she spilled inside him. The shark slumped against her, twitching and kissing her face.

“Evi put babies in me,” he murmured, drifting asleep happily as she pet his head.

[animentality]

take this however you like.

Barou, Nagi, Isagi- cishet guys

Kaiser, Rin- cishet girls

Reo, Chigiri, Bachira - bisexual girls

Shidou, Sae - trans guys/girls and the entire 🏳️‍🌈

Karasu, Otoya, Hiori- bisexual guys

Gagamaru -human

fin.

[ryuichirou]

Replies

New week!

Replies mostly related to our recent posts, but some are miscellaneous (twst related and not). Also, there is a shitpost sketch at the end of the post lol

Anonymous asked:

Just a random question but what was your very first ship?

Can’t even say for certain because it’s been like 20 years already lol But the first one that I called a ship would probably be Cedric/Phobos from W.I.T.C.H.

Look at me loving backstabbing scheming douchebags since day one…

Anonymous asked:

I feel like their was two bodies after the twins delt with things, cause even tiny as heck I can see them taking bodies

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Aw come on, Anon, look at those innocent angels!! (you are absolutely right)

Anonymous asked:

hi i sent the cat dad ask, that was the CUTEST thing i’ve ever read in my entire life it was adorable and everything and more than what i’d hoped for omg!! my flowers are watered, my skin is clear, my illness is cure😭😭😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

idia being the most enamored cat dad is so cute AAUGGHHH i think lilia would make matching outfits for him and his cat, maybe with pop music club’s help. vil cooking for his cat!!! 😭😭😭 oh his pretty kitty would have their own engraved bowl. i think vil would send so many pictures to his dad

all of this is extra cute to me with the idea that i had that these strays are probably leading difficult lives on the streets but aren’t scared of humans. it’d be a “to be loved is to be changed” moment (pls look it up it’s before and afters of sad cats and it’s SO CUTE). ok i’m sorry i’ll stop haranguing you about cats JSKDKDKS THANK YOU AGAIN

— shroudswap anon

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Aah, it was you, Shroudswap Anon!!

I am very happy you liked the post, once again thank you for the ask! <3 It really was a lovely one to write! Somehow, it’s easier to write wholesome stuff about boys caring for animals than for each other lol

But also, what have you done, now I’m thinking about Vil sending cat pics to his dad… His dad became a grandpa the day that cat chose Vil as his human lol I’m sure he is going to send them even more gifts than Vil buys for the cat + spoil the cat rotten as much as he can.

But also, what have you done [2], now I’m also thinking about how these strays would be so much happier and healthier with the boys taking care of them :( To be loved is to be changed indeed!! Just look at Jamil smiling to his cat lol

I’m always happy to talk about cats…

Anonymous asked:

Sister Idia must be the very image of a saint with his ethereal glow. Nevermind that the glow is coming from his hair, that's just a physical manifestation of God's grace, obviously.

Also be honest, are the sick nuns getting a healthy diet of shrooms in the infirmary? I guess that's one way to experience mystical ecstasy

(related to our new AU)

The symbolism is all here, Anon! That imagery suits Idia so well. I really want to draw him holding a lamb or something lol

To answer your question… people say that sister Jade cares for the sick ones so well that whenever it’s their time to go, they always die smiling <3 It’s like their pain just went away and they fell asleep peacefully~

So yes, he does feed them with stuff they’re not quite supposed to eat and add some funky additions to the stuff he injects them with lol

m1lk-n-cook1es asked:

The nun au reminds me of a Little Mermaid fanfic from the same author as "Once Upon A Nightmare" that I told you a while back, where mermaids are more inhuman, with tentacles that look like fins in the distance, claws and fangs, and Ariel banging Eric (who is a trans guy) and impregnating him with her eggs

Dark themes and mermaids are always fun!! In fact, I think people should consider merpeople to be dangerous more often lol

Fun idea for a fic though :) Poor Eric lol

Anonymous asked:

I saw your Gidel and Fellow doodle on your twitter about the name change and I LOVE THAT SO MUCH cause I'm also thinking the same thing 🤣

"It's for our disguise Giddy!~" 🦊

Everyone calls him all sort of different names, Fellow said so himself (Episode 1-3) 😆

This bitch probably has done a lot of name changes for his con jobs n shit. (¬‿¬) 💚

(referring to this sketch from a 🔑twt acc, since it’s not for ko-fi and just a shitpost, here you go. He can’t even read the papers...)

Thank you Anon!! <3 Just like any other person I really hate that name change, but thinking about Fellow having lots of different names pacifies me a little bit lol Well, at least it makes me laugh and not want to break walls.

I wonder if Fellow has a guy that helps him out with fake ids… maybe his bosses make it easier for him these days; he probably used to go to various shady people before. But then again, they probably don’t always need to have papers… just come up with a name and go! Right, Ernesto? Good grief…

tardigrade-misfit asked:

Silver looks so adorable in his lil hoodie meanwhile Sebek looks like he only agreed to wear it because it was Malleus themed lol

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Thank you! Yeah, Silver is a cutie pie, as always lol Sebek should wear that hoodie with pride! He is closer to his beautiful waka-sama with those little horns on his hood.

I love these hoodies a lot; they are from that one drawing that Yana did of Diasomnia boys going to a movie theater. Katsu and I both are so obsessed with it; they look so adorable wearing those! I wish Yana did more sketches with characters hanging out like that, but of course I am grateful for everything she already does…

Anonymous asked:

I saw the latest comic about Gidel and Fellow Honest (I refuse to use the English names) on kofi and I think I have a proposition. I’ll be their sugar whatever but I get to touch their fuzzy ears now and again. Do you think they’d accept my terms?

Since we got this ask the same day we posted previously mentioned sketch (also a comic), I assumed you were referring to this one as well, but come to think about it we did have a Gidel and Fellow comic posted on ko-fi the other week…

Regardless! I think you absolutely should be their sugar whatever (… parent?), their sponsor and their financier lol Fellow will refuse at first, but it’s just because he is a bit prideful; maybe after some fuzzy ear touching he’ll reconsider. Keep petting the fox! The little cat will help you.

Anonymous asked:

I too used to hate all things girly when I was younger. Now I’m grown and like to wear kawaii clothes and will kick the asses of those who say otherwise  (◕‿◕✿)

This is exactly what Vil would’ve wanted for you, Anon. And this is exactly what he wants for Epel. 💪😔

Anonymous asked:

Do you do any chesward here?

Nope! Sorry.

[skele-bunny]

I've escaped containment again

Murder ghoul rainy pretty please? /Silly

By The Water. (CW) Rain/Swiss

CW - Death, Light Gore, Gore in Genitals, Vagina Dentata (Teeth Vagina)

Tags: Murder Ghouls, Sexual Content, Seduction for Death, Mute!Rain, Trans!Rain, Tentacle Dick, Rain has weird anatomy

Characters: Rain, Random Named Sibling of Sin, Swiss

(Divider by @ wrathofrats !)

When you have nothing better to do, the first thing the body tends to do is wander. Sibling Ali wasn't spared from that boredom. Looking down as they kicked a rock along the gravel path leading to the gardens, anger still festered from their previous punishment from earlier. Ignoring a summons led to detention, the sixth time this week for them. Ali's feet led them to their own accord, hands stuffed into their pockets and trying to ease themselves.

The path led three ways once exiting the garden. The graveyard, the forest, or the lake; Ali going to the lake as the kicking of rocks had suddenly become more interesting when water was involved. Leaning down, Ali had begun to skip rocks near the shoreline, no thoughts playing in their mind as they opted for their distraction. About the sixth rock in, Ali's attention had diverted as something on the other side surfaced, but only for a brief moment before dipping down again.

Curiosity had gotten the best of them, slowly walking around. It wasn't uncommon for water ghouls to be found lurking underneath, if anything, it was recommended to leave the moment one was spotted. Advised to never enter alone unless other ghouls or siblings were present as they were listed as silent killers. As Ali finally got to the other dock, that same flashed resurfaced fully to the wood above, a hand combing through dark hair. Ali was breathless as they admired fins down the ghouls back that practically reflected the light into their eyes. Their foot scraped the gravel again, making the ghoul to turn around instantly before covering their unmasked face.

"A-Ah! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to... Ya know... Walk over to you while you were— Uhm..." Ali trailed off, starting to slowly walk backwards only to stop as the ghoul slowly turned around again.

Hands still covered their face but an eye, full of confusion. This sibling wasn't... Scared? Ali got the question quickly, now rubbing their wrist with nervousness.

"No, I don't mind... If anything, I think it's stupid they make you all be masked twenty-four-seven." They shrugged. "Besides you're swimming so it wouldn't make sense to wear one."

They watched with a soft blush as the ghoul slowly lowered their hands, giving a small smile before turning fully. Their blush had quickly deepened and spread, staring at the ghoul presented before them. Their face was rounded yet still sharp, black and wavy hair reaching their shoulders, white scales littered underneath soft blue eyes that seemed to speak despite their lips never parting. Curious, just as much as Ali was.

The ghoul turned their shoulders, Ali clutching their pants leg tightly as the water ghoul's perked breasts came into view. They had sat in a way to purposely extenuate their chest, tail still in the water that swayed back and forth. Angelic was the only thing Ali could think to describe it.

A tap to the dock got Ali to look, seeing the ghoul patting the spot next to them. An invitation.

Once more, Ali's feet moved on their own accord, slowly taking off their shoes and socks once they got near—sitting on the edge and letting their feet graze the water below. The ghoul purred, smile still soft as they looked over the human with just as much admiration Ali had. They let out a small roll of their tongue, commonly known as a 'trill' Ali had been taught it was called.

"Sorry, I just..." They swallowed hard. "You're really pretty... I'm normally more put-together than this. I've never seen one of you beneath the masks before."

Shoulders bouncing, the ghoul began to silently laugh, and in return their chest bounced which caused Ali's eyes to flicker down before returning back up. The ghoul leaned over some, hand lifting to slowly caress down Ali's face, claw delicate as it tapped at a mole.

With their hand fully cupping Ali's cheek, they held eye contact with shaking breaths. They stared at one another before a gentle pull began, Ali leaning over until their breaths mixed and a gap was closed. Now, Ali knew ghouls were sexual creatures and it was perfectly fine to consummate with them, but it was still their first time even being alone with one. They pulled back, covering their lips and giggling nervously.

Once again there was that smile, Ali hesitantly giving one back before feeling a different type of pull—internal—to lean forwards again but not kiss. Just barely grazing. The ghoul was pressed against their arm, eyes going down to their chest again.

Ali admired what sat next to them, breasts moving in time with breathing, a belly button piercing just before skin turned to scales. There was even a small slit that opened some, a single drop of slick making it's way out and over the ghoul's side. Ali watched as their hand was grabbed and placed delicately on the slit, the ghoul making a rubbing motion before letting go—the sibling still making the motion and looking with awe as the slit opened more and their fingers sank inside.

Their other hand was grabbed and moved to the closest perked breast, groping as if it was second nature. The ghoul leaned into view again and their lips became intertwined, Ali working both their hands in almost a sync with their mouth. They could feel the ghoul's hands touch their waist, body shivering and slick protruding more from their slit.

Was this how water ghouls mated? A slit in their tails? Ali curled their fingers up and watched the ghoul tremble more, hands gripping tighter as their hips twitched upwards.

Tongue pushing in, Ali opened their mouth for the water they still didn't have the name of, feeling them laying down and Ali following—legs going over the ghoul's waist as a hand went down their pants as well. Wet fingers went over equally wet folds, Ali trembling beneath their touch and starting to rock their own hips downwards. The hand on their waist tightening as their tail hit against the water, showing their ever increasing excitement.

Circling Ali's twitching nub, the ghoul let out another trill as their tongue retracted, breathing heavier before lifting their head to kiss again. Ali quickened their fingers in the ghoul's slit, watching and feeling them become more slick and twitch further up. This was serenity and everything Ali could ever think of as the ghoul moved from their mouth to kiss down their neck. For a moment, Ali had wanted to laugh at the advisories.

Wanted to.

As the ghoul got to their jugular and trilled louder as they orgasmed, teeth had sank in immediately, and before Ali could even make a noise their bodies had rolled into the water right next to them. From above, clothes could be seen drifting to the surface along with red liquid staining against soft blue of the water.

It was only two hours since Rain had left out, Swiss waving over the couch as they heard the den door close and wet footsteps follow. The multi hummed, turning from his video game as Rain leaned over the side for a kiss. Instantly, Swiss' eyes contracted to slits, pulling back after a second to whistle.

"Well hello to you, too. Giving poor, little, helpless me some leftovers like a baby bird?" He teased, quickly glancing to pause his game before watching Rain come around the couch to sit on his lap.

His white button up was soaked, showing his chest and even a bruise forming on his stomach. He brought his hands up, "Maybe. Beelzebub knows you can't fish to save your life."

"Ohh, you're so mean to me!" Swiss laughed, leaning forwards for another kiss.

Rain purred, bringing his claws up to gently comb through Swiss' afro, sighing as his mouth went to his neck to lick in his gills. He held Swiss there as his body welcomed the true pleasure rather than the fake he had been giving all day.

"Bet they didn't touch you right, did they baby?" The multi mumbled between his sucks, hands reaching under to grope Rain's ass.

A groan came from the water, letting Swiss pull back so they could sign again—frustration showing.

"Out of all three of them, not one got my clit out. That's how terrible they are."

Swiss flopped the wet ghoul onto the couch, not caring as Mountain would whine at the soaked cushions since Rain hadn't dried off. "My poor princess... Gotta fix that, yeah?"

Rain nodded eagerly, letting Swiss unbutton his shorts and pull down, whistling again and starting to laugh. Besides being commando, Rain's teeth had made itself known while still closed tightly but a finger poked out, making him hum as he touched over the exposed bone. Swiss gently scratched at Rain's taint and watched the teeth slowly open, grabbing the finger out—admiring the pink nail polish he'd recommend to Sunshine later—and putting it in his own mouth. Rain rolled his eyes but face still flushed in embarrassment as he hadn't even noticed the part still inside him.

Once the teeth had completely covered back in, Swiss spread Rain's fold with his thumb, dragging up and rubbing at another tiny hole.

"See," Swiss adjusted the finger in his mouth before biting down to break the bone, talking with his mouth full. "They can't even get your clit out... But I can get our lovely lady out."

As if simply being mentioned was a summon, Rain's tentacle lifted out of the hole, wrapping around Swiss' hand and sucking on his palm. The multi looked up to see Rain's head tilted back, trying to catch his breath as the relief he desperately needed filled had finally started. Swiss stroked his tentacle, leaning down to suck at a nipple poking out from the shirt, feeling Rain's legs go around his hips and pull him close.

Popping up once more before he delved back down, Swiss groaned. "Don't you worry. I've got you, princess. Gonna put em' all to shame for you."

A loud trill came from the couch as Swiss squeezed his hand and closed his teeth around Rain's nipple.

[jojotier]

some more about the 'hbo's homestuck/cw's homestuck' au bc I can't stop thinking about it:

the cast of HBO's Homestuck are actually getting along pretty well! Mostly because the director went out of his way to cast actual 13-year-olds/6-sweep-olds. Mild Controversy Ensues

it's so important to me that HBO Karkat and HBO John's actors are besties. there's a half hour of outtakes uploaded to youtube where they're trying to get through the ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN speech and HBO Karkat keeps giggling too much and breaking character.

(in an interview, HBO Karkat's actor, 6 sweep year old violet blood Risnel Aquinn, reveals that he doesn't have gills or properly formed fins, making him a seadweller who can't live as a seadweller. He talks about how important playing Karkat feels to him- how much his story inspired him, and how much he just hopes he's doing his favorite God justice as a mutant himself.)

meanwhile I cannot stress enough how much the cast of CW's Homestuck hate each other. Like they are ready to go at each other's throats and not even in a pitch way

CW Rose and CW Kanaya have been sending each other passive aggressive death threats by excusing it as ''method acting'' even though CW Rose got killed off for the seventh time in the 5th episode. Their 'romance' feels utterly loveless, like those cishet women who play lesbians on tv and kiss in the most passionless way possible. CW Kanaya may be conspiring to get Rose written out of the show. The showrunner thinks it's so funny he keeps egging it on.

CW Dave's actor has a Misha Collins-esque scandal where he accidentally comes out as a transman at a con and then two days later walks it back and comes out as a cisgender man. this somehow leads to the actual god of Time Dave revealing he's trans, causing mass chaos.

Ironically, CW Karkat is played by Troll Misha Collins

Nic Cage is there

[blamin8r]

These are my personal designs/references for SMG4 because of how much I draw fan art for it. You can tell which ones are my absolute favorites to draw based on how much I’ve changed them basically. It’s organized by Recolors, The Girls, Non-Human, and Excess (sorry Kaizo)

Mario: I gave him stitches on his outfit because of how often he explodes and gets hurt (Luigi fixes his clothes since that’s less expensive than constantly replacing them), and those dark marks on his face from when Zero grabbed him and did that weird crap during the 10 year anniversary video. I also gave him a star pin on his overalls too.

SMG4: There’s so much. I made him shorter, changed his body type, gave him darker skin, scars from when he was possessed by the TV Adware dude (and other various scars), eyebags, a jacket, IV on his gloves, and the arrow from the USBs. He also has the arrow on the back of his jacket, but I haven’t drawn his back view before with this design so that’s never been visible in my art yet.

SMG3: I made him even shorter than SMG4, gave him longer hair, matching scars to SMG4, darker skin, a cape, black gloves, platformer boots, the USB arrow, and I changed his body type. The back of his cape has the same skull design that’s on his hat and boots too.

Luigi: I didn’t change too much to him, just his shirt, a flower pin, and some scars. Also he’s round like Mario but not the “skinny brother” because I don’t personally believe in that. (Though whenever he takes off his shirt he immediately becomes a buff man because SMG4 logic)

X: This one was fun. He already has dark skin on his recolor self, so I also went ahead and gave him curly hair, a beard, eye bags, a beanie, hoodie, changed his height, and gave him a cool weird eye thing because why not. He and FM also have similar eye colorings to 3 and 4

FM: He’s the only recolor I decided to make not chubby but instead kinda fit since he’s a police officer. I also gave him a police styled hat, badge, different shirt and gloves, longer hair, a bunch of scars, piercings, and steel toed boots. He looks pretty cool :D

Minion: Parts of her design I did out of pure spite. Her body type matches SMG4’s but she’s a bit shorter, an overalls skirt thing, matching hat, pink gloves, some long socks, and I kept her mustache but just made it smaller. Why? Well, I haven’t headcanoned SMG4 as trans (unlike what a lot of my friends and mutual have done), but I did do that for Minion, because in my mind, she basically has SMG4’s exact body type, including the reproductive organs. But she’s still a woman. And I also believe that women (cis and trans) shouldn’t have to feel shame for having facial hair or body hair, so I kept that there, again, out of spite for people who really feminize her body in a stereotypical way in their personal designs for her.

Meggy: I’m not an extremist for Inkling Meggy or anything, I do like her as a human, but I’m still not sure why they chose to make her a human and not just a squid that’s not Nintendo styled. So instead I just gave her some other squid attributes, like the typical tentacle hair thing, but also some fins on her arms and legs. Her skin is a little darker and she has freckles now. I made her outfit more black and orange themed because I personally hate the dull whites and browns on her outfit. To reference two of her other outfits, I had her keep her college jacket tied around her waist, and her glasses on her shirt since I feel she probably needs them for reading still. I also gave her more sports styled clothes like her shorts and the knee pads. And I removed her goggles because I despise drawing them, she has too much accessories on her head and that one section is so annoying to draw. Lastly, I made her a bit muscular because there’s no way every single one of the girls has the exact same body type.

Tari: Her design just got updated when I was in the middle of working on this, and it’s really good so I only changed her body type by making her chubby and added a gradient to her hair.

Saiko: Her outfit is cool minus the colors, so I gave her a more pink and black theme for her outfit colors. I also made her more muscular and gave her some scars since she’s known as the more violent one in SMG4 who carries that massive ass hammer just casually.

Melony: I looked up where watermelons came from, and they came from Africa apparently, so I made her black (also because all the human characters are white/light skinned so I changed that) and I think it makes sense with her hair too because of the thingies that come down over her ears. It also makes the pointy things behind her hood make sense too. I changed her body to have more body fat and gave her some stretch marks and cellulite to go with it. I like her hoodie, but you can’t tell me that’s all she has on, so I also gave her some shorts, since she gets sexualized so much.. She also has shoes too, those socks would be so nasty otherwise. Her diety form is gonna have actual armour because that makes more sense than just a different colored hoodie.

Belle: I changed nothing about her, not because I don’t like her or think her design is perfect or anything, (she’s great and I miss her ;-;), but I actually chose to keep her as is just because people who look like her and have her body type still exist, they’re just not the only one or the main one. Humans vary a lot.

Karen: I didn’t change much, but since she’s a single mother, I made her body look a little more like a middle aged woman, and gave her a sweater her kids made for her too that she wears proudly.

Shroomy: I know there are multiple characters that are technically naked, but I felt that Shroomy should at least have a Boy Scouts outfit on, he lives in a world with Toads which do have clothes so it didn’t feel right to have just the badge thing over him

Bob, Rob, Boopkins, and Jub Jub: I kept them as is because there’s not much to their appearances anyway, minus a few rips and tears for Bob’s outfit.

SMG2: I made his body a little more proportional so that his head was at least not larger than the rest of his whole fucking body, and I gave him some excess scars since he and SMG1 have been around for the longest, and have probably been through a lot together. I also gave him sleeves, shoes, glasses, and matching gloves that all the SMGs now have. His antenna thing is also thicker because I don’t wanna make it too thin.

SMG1: His body is also more proportional, but that’s mainly because I didn’t like making his torso long. I also gave him clothes to match 2 a little more but darker. He’s got excess scars as well, and his gloves are opposite to 2’s similar to how I made 3 and 4’s gloves opposite of each other. He’s also got glasses like 2, and they match their head shapes.

Kaizo: I fucking love Kaizo, he looks so damn cool to me, so I kept his outfit the same, just changed up his body. He’s more muscular and has more demonic features (pointed pupils and ears, tail, more sharp teeth, forked tongue, claw-like nails), as well as a bunch of scars everywhere on his body. Plus more body hair, and based on a Kaizo design I saw elsewhere (I forgot who made it) but I made the ends of his hair dyed red because it looks cool. And piercings.

Swag and Chris: I love these two, but I couldn’t think of how to change Swag and Chris besides making them a buff and old. (To me, they’re at least in their 30’s or 40’s). I do believe in dilf Chris tho, so make whatever assumptions you want from that.

Whimpu: I actually really don’t like Whimpu, mainly for his personality, but also because of the Waifu Factory episode, it just really made me uncomfortable with how objectified and dehumanized the anime girls were in it, and he was a big part of that. Still, I wanted to change him a bit since his design is a little plain. He’s still plain, but a bit less. I added acne, buttons on the tie, and a shirt pocket with a pen in it.

Steve: I hate how I end up drawing Steve, but I didn’t want him to look too human in a normal way, because a part of his charm is being this weird block dude. So he just looks like a more blocky human with dirty clothes, a lot of scars, and a beard.

[destiny2skeleton]

💣 - are those top surgery scars you have-? and what's that screwdriver for?

💣’ ‘ Why- Why does everyone think I’m trans- no no- sorry for the confusion. I have uh, explosives.. under my plating due to some not-so-good experiences with aa few guardians in the past.’ ‘

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🃏Hey everyone- I know this isn’t like the other posts but I have kept seeing this comment with my exos- so I wanted to clear some confusion. This is going to be a lot of explaining and AU stuff so- uh- buckle up.

There is three groups of exos that will be discussed here, there is;

Bio-Exos - Exos that look like their original factory model body that was assigned to them at the transfer. This does not change their pronouns they can still have a feminine body model, but be non-binary.

(After Transfer) Trans-Exos - Exos that have experienced gender dysphoria after the transfer process, typically these exos will be seen with their original body model characteristics and parts of their plating that seems off color, but mostly non-dented or lack of scratches.

(During Transfer) Trans-Exos - Exos that before being transferred into their Exo body have expressed wanting to be in a different body model and have been in the respective model while in transfer.

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Examples of each Exo, and some common misinformation of them;

Argent (💣) - Bio exo, but due to the scratches around his plating and constant need to defuse the bombs underneath the chest plating there is usually a larger gap to help make the process a bit easier. But he is not trans, it’s just scratches along the paint and has always been/assigned the masculine body model.

Serpent (🍣) - (After Transfer) Trans exo, When Serpent was risen he had experienced an extreme version of “memory card” symptoms that is also the exo version of Gender Dysmorphia within his body. But due to the red war a lot of his body was damaged, so he took the time to adjust his body into one he feels more comfortable and happy in. In doing this he now has breast-bone scars that are in the shape of the similar magnetic fins around his “ears” ( Also Serpent is a Mute character and speaks in ASL ( American Sign Language) and ESL (Eliksni Sign Language).

Micah-10 - (During Transfer) Trans Exo, (Ok I don’t know a lot of lore of Micah 10 But I will use them as an example of what this exo is like- Ok- OK) An exo while during the transferred process of the human mind to the exo body has expressed the desire of a different factory model. This causing them to have basically placing the brain in the correct body of which the previous person wanted. This means they have full bodies and characteristics of their gender and no signs of altercations unless wanting to present them on themselves (ex: Scars, symbols, lights. etc.)

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I just wanted to clear the confusion because I get a lot of the exos have the gap under their chest plates that can/would look like they are trans. But unless I have addressed the character being trans with these characteristics then they are not in this AU, and I still hope you enjoy the new exo boy serpent. He can’t wait to maybe join in during the red war and answer some questions!

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Argent is owned by @zamasever ( fuckin love this person so much MWAH- (Platonic) )

Serpent is owned by ME! ( also known as @dissociativecasino )

[j-marlowe]

A Year in Vampire books

Aka I read a lot of vampire books and wanted to share my favorites of the year. (List in no particular ranked order)

A Dowry of Blood by S.T Gibson - If you haven't read this one you are seriously missing out. Dracula brides unionize.It's Queer with a wonderful written poly relationship, religious themes. The vampire lore in this was fantastic. How vampires are and how vampric they is done in such an interesting way I've never seen before. Also the backdrop of history in this one is lovely. Modern day vampire classic. All of the brides have my hearts ( especially Magdalena)

Court Of the undying season by A.M Strickland- Whumpy!! A murder mystery in a school for humans training to be vampires, where many things go wrong.The world building in this made me go a little bit insane. A very interesting take on a vampire and sires relationship. Sire’s and their turned have such a complicated relationship and I love it.I Seriously still think about the twist in this book. Also every character feels so unique in their own way. Also the inherent Queer drama caused by vampire relationship. The trans rep on this book is great. These vampires are all developing their own versions of gender. ( also for people who follow me because of Blood of Eden the main character Fin is really serving Allie in the best way possible. )

Nestlings by Nat Cassidy - This is the true horror one of the list. Warning if your put off by horror involving babies / baby's being in danger in fiction this one might not be for you. A married couple get picked to live in a new apartment building but things are not as they seem. All the while the main character Anne struggles to adapt with being paralyzed due to a complication during giving birth.Vampires as monster in the most off- putting way possible. Bonus Nat writes women so well I was convinced he was a women until I looked him up. One of my favorite horror authors and favorite horror books of the year. Nestlings deals with themes of disability feelings conformable in ourselves in the horrors of motherhood. Bonus for the main characters being Jewish!

[neptuniadoesstuff]

Solamonda Mamic/Altermorph

(Yen uses They/Them & is Enby. Plz respect that even though they have top surgery scars)

Welp Finally done the first Mamic Order in awhile. Sorry for being very lazy IM VERY MUCH TBH A PROCRASTINATOR & A MORON!

Anwyays some twash about them oddly similar to the Ankaa one I did months back when I was yknow... still doing the order stuff on screb.

They are a cook for a soup restaurant in the middle of Hailstone.

Seem to enjoy cooking (especially for their gf, Ankaa)

Pretty sympathetic to humans, which may cuase them to become a bit sick at the thought of cooking human flesh.

Heat comes from their frills/fins.

Is actually based on 2 types of salamanders, one being the spotted salamander & the other the northern red salamander.

Isn't actually trans-masc. But even so don't refer to them as female, they're enby & enby ppl come in different shapes & sizes.

Is dating one of the members of the Breyvohr family. (Aka the ruling family of Hailstone)

Anyways this is a OC I made for a frend. Aka splemsh Aka Mr. @spiasshdown. I already sent it to him in like DMs but honestly idfk how long I have been active in sharing my art so have this one for today ig.

Character was created by me.

Art is mine.

Program: IbisPaint x.

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my blog's pinned post clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PLEASE CREDIT ME!

[jades-typurriter]

Pretty Fly For A Brundlehaj

This is a commission for @totalcudgel done back in September 2023, starring her witch OC (who you may recognize from this story a few days ago) and with a guest appearance from Sally.

Well. Eloise had to say that this was the most off-course she’d ever had one of her rituals go.

She mentally retraced her steps, trying to figure out where it had gone wrong. She’d heard about other spells that had ended in the merging of the subject and nearby materials, but that had been a spell with the aim of displacement; it made perfect sense that, if one tried to move a body to a space where something already existed, the two would become interlaced with each other. The results had been a tempting lead in the pursuit of magic to perfect her own form—the combination of a human mage with an insectile bystander was nearly seamless!—but the magic was too unpredictable for her to be willing to attempt it.

Already satisfied with her appearance, she had been attempting something unrelated. A form of transmutation, one could argue, but on a conceptual level rather than a physical one. It was honestly fairly well-trodden ground! Alchemists had done similar work for decades (love potions were in high demand, and to make a subject more suggestible was child’s play with tinctures of truth and similar concoctions), but she had neither the materials nor the experience to take that approach, and she felt it to be in contempt of consent, besides. A ritual to adjust something about herself, to increase her appeal, would be easier for her to execute and weigh less on her conscience. She had a hot date, and she was set on making herself irresistible to other trans women.

She supposed her major error was in not keeping her ritual space clear. Even if she wasn’t attempting to move anything, magic was finicky, and liked to reach its ethereal fingers into anything particularly receptive that happened to be nearby. She should have figured that a stuffed animal, an object that typically was the object of much sentimentality, would count, especially given its reputation among her “target audience”. She realized that something was awry when she could feel literal threads weaving through her at the same time of the more metaphorical threads of the spell.

By the time she had looked down to take stock of herself, it was already too late: her hands had morphed into soft, padded, and most importantly, blunt abstractions of paws that could no longer perform the gestures to dispel the magic. Her fur shortened all across her body, and was now tinged a pale blue; that same fur had sprouted all along her tail, which now bore a floppy pair of fins at the tip. Her teeth… well, they didn’t sharpen. They became longer, and they came to a sort of point, but they were as squishy as the rest of her, now; she was glad that her tongue was no longer wet with drool, or it’d be little more than a soggy flap of felt before long.

There was just no way around it. She wasn’t just a plushie, she was a bean bag. A few hundred pounds of flesh and bone had, in a flash, turned into—what, a hundred pounds of stuffing? It was strange how slow to move she still felt. She supposed that paper falls slowly because its weight didn’t push very much against the air, and that her body was now doing something similar. At least it was one less thing to get used to. She already had to adjust to being half shark. How would she explain that to Sally? The whole reason she had even attempted this was that the two of them had a date tonight, and now—

Knock knock knock.

Oh, for the love of—

“Eloise?” came the raccoon’s contralto from the other side of her front door. The witch hesitated; she’d known Sally long enough that she’d probably be comfortable just walking in after announcing herself, which meant that she didn’t have much time to come up with… with a cover story, or a way to reverse the spell, or something. She briefly considered playing dead—she supposed she was still half-possum—and pretending to be a regular plushie, but she had started this whole endeavor in the name of honesty, and she supposed that would be how she finished it, too.

“Come in,” she sighed, her shoulders slumping. The door creaked open, and Sally gasped as she walked in, striped tail swishing behind her and head cocking to one side.

“Well, aren’t you cute!” she chuckled, walking over to where Eloise stood at her desk, looking up at her newly-rounded snout. “What in the hell happened?”

“I was…” Eloise hesitated. She crossed her arms and huffed. “I was trying to get ready for our date.”

“Well, hon, I’ve seen botched eyeliner, or, y’know a bad dye job—I’ve even seen some wardrobe malfunctions! But usually that involves tearing fabric, and not, uh, becoming it.”

“I suppose that my great talent lends itself to the extraordinary,” she blustered, trying to seem at least a little composed in all of this. “Even extraordinary failure.”

“Hey, I wouldn’t use the word failure! I wasn’t just poking fun when I said I thought you looked cute like this.”

“It’s not a total loss, then,” Eloise conceded. “Our date seems like it’s going to be a wash, though. Going out to dinner without a digestive system seems… ill-conceived.”

“Doesn’t have to be. A date can just be a cozy night in, too.” Ah. Of course she couldn’t get off the hook that easily.

“A-are you sure? I was rather hoping to wait out the effects of the spell and plan something with you another time—”

“Eloise, c’mon. Are you telling me that this isn’t the perfect opportunity to stay in and snuggle up?” She wanted to protest, but something about the way she said it was extremely compelling. Downright tempting, even. The part about snuggling? Was that because she was part plush toy? Did plush toys have cravings? She would have to dig further into this once she had returned to normal, but in the meantime—

“...That doesn’t sound too bad.”

“Great!” Sally cried, already pulling off her coat. “Just show me to the bed and we can see what exactly you’re made of.”

And so Eloise did. She took up most of it even when she wasn’t a massive pillow-creature, but that wasn’t a problem for Sally. After Eloise had clambered up and rolled over to look back at her date, the raccoon climbed up after her, flopping onto the possum’s tummy and shuffling up to perch on top of her.

“I hope you don’t mind me getting comfy,” Sally rumbled in that husky voice of hers. Eloise, for her part, looked away, bashful, but trying as ever to seem cool and collected.

“You’re already in my bed on the first date. Why develop reservations now?”

“You’re right,” the raccoon cracked, “We already canceled our reservations when we decided not to go out.” The plushie turned her gaze back to Sally, whose snout was inches from hers. She tried to keep the eye contact cold, so as not to entertain the pun, but she broke first, snorting and sending the both of them into a fit of giggles.

The two of them spent the rest of the night getting even cozier with each other. Sally’s digits sank into Eloise’s memory-foam midsection; Eloise rolled over, smushing Sally like a weighted blanket; fluffy tail and chunky tail intertwined, the two of them looking for every place they could find to get a tiny bit closer to each other. By the time Sally awoke, Eloise was back to her full-possum, no-stuffing self, clinging to the raccoon as the two of them spooned.

“Oh,” she mumbled, groggily. “Have you been up long?” She wriggled around to face Eloise, once again bringing her masked eyes to meet the possum’s.

“Only a short while,” she replied.

“But you still could’ve gotten up without waking me? Had a good stretch after being squished in so many places, maybe gotten a bite to eat?”

“I suppose I could’ve. Why do you bring it up?”

“Oh, nothing,” Sally hummed. “It’s just, you seemed awfully eager to get rid of me last night so you could figure out how to deal with the whole… IKEAfication situation, and yet, you’re still in bed. It’s just a little funny—I think you’re just as cuddly normally as you are when you’re all plush out!”

“I simply didn’t want to disturb you,” Eloise countered, as coolly as she could. One of the great misfortunes of a flesh-and-blood body, though, was that that blood was liable to rush to the skin. Really, it made it quite a bit harder to seem as confident as she often sounded. The smile on Sally’s snout grew wider and wider, and Eloise began to feel the burning in her cheeks as she realized she’d been given away. As the raccoon started to laugh again, Eloise seized an advantage that hadn’t been lost in her reversion to her normal form: she could still smother the girl in her chest and spare herself the eye contact.

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