#Fifth & Ninth

[ydteus]

The Fifth House

Abigail Pent | Magnus Quinn

[bugcowboyart]

Blades of the Cavalier Primaries Displayed for your Appreciation

In house order from top to bottom. I’d be happy to explain the choices if anyone is interested!

[claraoswalds]

THE DOCTOR + first words

[toweringclam]

Alternative responses to "I Love You," expanded Doctor Who edition:

[gallifreyanhotfive]

What Would Have Happened If The Other Doctors Stepped on the "Boom" Land Mine

One: The land mine is diffused by the power of parental love much sooner. Splice and Mundy join the TARDIS team after he decides that Splice will be his next fill-in granddaughter.

Two: Plays the recorder instead of singing. Jamie attacks the ambulance with his knife as soon as it attaches the lines to the Doctor, and it's only Zoe that stops him from getting killed. The detonation happens much sooner because the Doctor gets antsy and plays with the fiddly bits.

Three: Expertly controls his blood pressure to stop a premature detonation. Tries to keep his companion far away, but they discover the land mine anyway. Takes the land mine with him after it is diffused to use for spare parts in the UNIT lab.

Four: "Harry, I'm standing on a land mine." Doesn't bother with a counterbalance and just stands on one foot for the whole episode. Snacks on some jelly babies while waiting for the right moment.

Five: Has an in depth conversation with Nyssa about how he is regulating his biology on a molecular level. They use a cricket ball from the TARDIS as a counterbalance, meaning that he never gets shot or targeted by the ambulance. One of his companions still ends up getting shot, at which point he falls over, immediately self destructs, and blows a giant hole in the planet.

Six: Gets far too irritated for his blood pressure to stay low. Could really do with some of Evelyn's cocoa right about now. The land mine blows up because he cannot calm down enough to disguise his presence.

Seven: A much longer conversation on how the Doctor is a complex space-time event. The countdown finishes, but the land mine doesn't blow because he had disarmed it at the beginning of the episode. The entire time, he was just pretending the land mine was live in order to teach his teenage companion a life lesson.

Eight: Forgets he's standing on a land mine and blows up. Gets into a passionate conversation with his companion about the war industry complex. Soliloquizes about life and death. Almost sacrifices himself in an inferno of self-loathing, but his companion saves the day.

War: His associates go back in time and extract him before he steps on the land mine. This new version of him continues fighting the Daleks while the time echo standing on the land mine is used to blow a hole in the nearby Dalek command ship.

Nine: Has flashbacks to the War while standing on the land mine but somehow manages to stabilize his blood pressure thanks to the presence of Rose and Jack. Jack manages to diffuse the bomb while he is on it thanks to his experience with Villengard tech.

Ten: "I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry." Tries to convince his companion to evacuate as much of the population into the TARDIS as possible because they would be safe there. Almost lets himself blow up, but his companion forces him to find a way to survive.

Eleven: The mine blows up in about ten seconds because he can't stand still. The entire planet is blown to smithereens, but his friends are okay because he locked them in the TARDIS.

Twelve: Gets into mind games with Clara while she is trying to figure out what he is standing on. Clara tries to take his place, but he doesn't let her. Missy eventually shows up and disarms the land mine because she wants to be the one to kill him.

Thirteen: Only manages to stay still because the Fam calms her down. Is oddly stoic about the entire thing and disappears into the depths of the TARDIS for several days after it happens. She never brings it up again even though Yaz tries to get her to talk about it.

Fourteen: God damn it this guy is supposed to be retired. He's supposed to be having a break. He talks about how much he loves his companion and how so, so sorry he is that he can't fix this.

Fugitive: This is a normal Tuesday for her. Probably has some sort of anti-land mine device in one of her coat pockets.

[nonasbirthday]

Clear as mud! But I expect nothing less from a Homestuck 🫡

[offline-nobody]

has this been done yet?

[fearsomeandwretchedandwrong]

Ages of each actor in their first appearance as the Doctor:

John Hurt (War) 73

William Hartnell (First) 55

Peter Capaldi (Twelfth) 55

David Tennant (Fourteenth) 51

Jon Pertwee (Third) 50

Patrick Troughton (Second) 46

Sylvester McCoy (Seventh) 43

Colin Baker (Sixth) 40

Christopher Eccleston (Ninth) 40

Tom Baker (Fourth) 40

Paul McGann (Eighth) 36

Jodie Whittaker (Thirteenth) 35

David Tennant (Tenth) 34

Ncuti Gatwa (Fifteenth) 30

Peter Davison (Fifth) 29

Matt Smith (Eleventh) 26

The oldest actor to portray The Doctor was 73 and the youngest was 26.

The median age of Classic Who is 44 and New Who has a median age of 37.5

The average age overall is 42.

Also the new era contains both the oldest and youngest actor in the role.

[steamy-mallard]

Hiii Doctor Who Tumblr (idk what it's called here I'm so used to Twitter)

Did you know I might be a little bit insane

Cause I have made a slideshow

A very

Very

Very

Long

Longer

Even longer

Longer than most people think

Not the longest but probably up there

Slideshow

Made of every single episode, not going over the novels, comics, and audio dramas unless they are needed to be referenced in some way

I also go over the 1960's Dalek movies a little bit, a bit of the spinoffs INCLUDING K9 AND COMPANY

The episodes may be reworded synopsis from the wiki, but I made this for my coworkers

I also go over the regeneration in a silly way, what I do NOT go over is 14 and 15 because one of the managers who loves doctor who has SOMEHOW STILL NOT SEEN THE NEW STUFF

Some of the you NEED to view in sideshow mode

Anyways, here's the slideshow :))

[midnightcrows]

The House of the Fifth always skinned itself over with such airs of civilization, with so many manners and niceties, but they were spirit-talkers, and speakers to the dead. And the dead were savage.

[fanonical]

donna as the first doctor's companion: like barbara but willing to say fuck. will push back against this old man's bullshit, but will also join him on the most ridiculous shenanigans

donna with two: watch out universe the clown squad's coming at you and they're sillier than ever

donna with three: shouting matches every five minutes. if he even tries to boss her around he gets an earful and a half. the brigadier is in love

donna with four: they hate each other so much. they would die for each other.

donna with five: she bullies this pathetic man so so much, and probably ends up having a one-night stand with tegan

donna with six: they kill each other, there is no other outcome

donna with seven: spends her whole time trying to get him to stop being mysterious for like five fucking seconds

donna with eight: the most tragic and horrific bullshit you have ever seen

donna with nine: ride or die. nine needs an unhinged bossy lady who is willing to match him on his level.

donna with eleven: that is not a time lord, that is a baby, and donna will walk all over him

donna with twelve: once again, they hate each other so so much, but will not let anyone else insult the other

donna with thirteen: unstoppable force meets other unstoppable force. they fall in love

[thelesbianthespianposts]

Crazy the Doctor has a 20% chance of dying from radiation poisoning

[hobgoblinns]

in light of the news that fifteen enjoys clubbing, this is how i imagine the other doctors would respond to finding themselves in a nightclub

one: genuinely appalled; whacks people in the shins with his cane until security drag him out

two: starts absolutely shredding on the recorder in the middle of the dance floor

three: is only here because the master has chosen this club to be the centre of his new scheme

four: keeps trying to strike up conversation about quantum mechanics with strangers (but no one can hear him)

five: complains about the music selection the whole time

six: can’t get past the bouncers (they don’t like his outfit)

seven: “i don’t know what’s going on here, but these people seem to be having a good time :)” meanwhile someone has just flashed him

eight: keeps getting hit on in the most obscene ways possible and turns them down politely every time

nine: really doesn’t want to be here but rose is having fun and he could watch her dance all night

ten: trying every snack on offer at the bar

eleven: gets overwhelmed and starts crying immediately

twelve: somehow ends up doing coke in the bathroom

thirteen: has a great time for fifteen minutes, passes out

fourteen: would literally rather watch paint dry than be here. can’t remember ever being so bored in his life

[claraoswalds]

THE DOCTOR + last words

[lomakes]

Celestial✨

details under cut:

[headcanonsandmore]

Doctor Who era's summarised with confusing spoilers

One: My kidnapper is annoying and won't shut up.

Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.

Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he's sweet.

Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.

Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.

Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.

Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.

Eight: What's worse than death? The US healthcare system.

Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity. 

Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?

Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.

Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.

Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.