#Fetts

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Imagine Young Boba Fett in school or kindergarten. Little man be running around with a knife scaring the teachers and some kids — others finding Boba super cool so it's just egging him on to be 'bad ass'.

Jango arrives to pick him up and teachers are relieved. But Jango does not nothing.

One teacher, in panic, goes "Aren't you the dad!? Do something?"

Jango. Bless this man.

Jango side steps and blocks running Boba, mind you in his full armor looking all intimidating and stoic body language.

Boba pouts all sorry and looks down with his hands over his stomach all mood-crumpled.

Intense stare off for a hot minute and teachers feel relieved over parent intervention.

Jango takes the knife and just replaces it with a riffle and ruffles Boba's head before little man just darts off and starts causing more chaos.

Boba be like:

Jango turns to one of the teachers before leaving, "Waste of my goddamn time." He says, thinking this is no crisis that merits him being pulled from work because it could have all been avoided if Boba was allowed to bring his rifle in the first place.

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Bonus cause I'm JangObi ho, ok?

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As Jango leaves, he stops and takes a step back to kiss his lil favorite teacher, Obi-Wan who isn't scared of his son ♥

Jango returns home to wifey Obi, who asks if he had settled the thin in school and Jango just casually, 'Yes, dear."

Parent Obi who had also been called in another class for shit!boi [affectionate] Anakin who picked a fight because someone said that certain Naboo Girl looks like shit. Obi just casually all, "oh, you too, huh?"

Jango and Obi greeting by mentioning the same school they both intend to transfer their "little ones" because they know it's bound to happen. Obi be like, "Enrollment's on Thursday, see you, babe."

[somestorythoughts]

One of the fun things about reading modern Clone Wars AUs is seeing how the writers decide to handle having a lot of similar looking guys hanging around (if they do that. "I am only talking about 1-3 characters who were clones in canon" is also valid).

Cause a lot of the time its "several brothers or large extended family" and other times it's "Jango can NOT keep it in his pants" and other times it's the very memorable "yo Kamino Fertility Clinic fucked up!"

And I just think it's funny.

Edit: How could I leave out "Jango made a deal with a witch for sons and THEY WON'T STOP COMING"!

[dumb-djarin]

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

[moxie-girl]

Star Wars clone wars-era tumblr dashboard simulator! this meme format is so old sorryyyy

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Hey, your choice of Shyriiwook as an “exotic” language to post in ties inherently into old colonialist views on Wookies and I need you to be aware of that, if it wasn’t intentional. Many people on the holonet these days…

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#core holoblr users stop assuming everyone is human challenge

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ok but whys grandmaster yoda kinda… 🥵🥵

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Everybody on here claiming to be attracted to GILFs is lying except for this guy

#everyone unfollow me i wanna be alone with them

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some of the ppl posting on here against clone rights are so funny like do you have any idea how many clones are on holoblr?? have fun losing like all ur followers lmao

#what do u think we’re doing between deployments??? just standing around waiting to fight????? #clone rights #cloneblr

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I sure hope my pet piece of flimsi is doing well! good thing I left my apartment window open so he could get some fresh air while I was at work :)

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by the stars this can’t be happening

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#anyways vote vanilla extract for mand’alor it’s what jaster would’ve wanted #mandalore #mando discourse #<- for those of u who have it filtered

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anakin skywalker is 22??? he should be at da club….

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so was anyone gonna tell me they found out the chancellor is a sith or was I supposed to learn it from a CNL skit???

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#op if you go asking at enough temples eventually a sith might answer

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[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Most of the time I have an irrational antipathy and disinterest in Boba Fett but then every once in a while I go on a spiral about his fucked up childhood because it's a mindscrew and nightmare. Imagine being little kid growing up on a farm and all the farm animals look exactly like you and sound exactly like you and you watch them all get branded and sent to the slaughterhouse. And you're alone for weeks on end with only these not-brothers for company but you're not allowed with them, you just watch them. You watch them eat and train in rows upon rows and your dad tells you they're just cattle and they're exactly the same as you except they're not, because your dad says so. They're his clones and also you're his clone and the only reason you are a person is because your dad decided he wants a legacy and also it's the only reason you exist and also you don't want to be cattle like them. You exist to be his son and it's the only thing that makes you not cattle. And you're like. six.

Jango Fett is like the opposite of Darth Vader because Darth Vader is redeemed by his son but Jango Fett is made so much worse by every single decision he every made with Boba.

[phi8]

A little too late for the Bad Batch finale and May the 4th, but I had to get this out of my system. Both unaltered clones of Jango growing up at a regular rate compared to their Trooper brothers, and discovering they have one more sibling.

[stealingpotatoes]

Just realized that the only member of the l4j who has never met Boba Fett is the guy who regularly called himself Jabba the Hutt

well we know exactly WHY they'd meet

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[dukeoftheblackstar]

Proud dad moment. I bet you he's screaming inside the bucket. Tearing because this is also the comic where Boba get's taken in an attempt to turn Jango, but Jango be like 'wrong move, pal'

Because look at my precious king being absolute precious ♥

AND THEN BOBA PULLS THIS SHIT:

TELL ME. TELL ME HE DIDN'T JUST WELL UP IN HIS HELMET. BECAUSE I WILL FIGHT EVERYONE IN THIS GALAXY.

BUT YA BOY SO COOL. WON'T LET PROUD DAD MOMENT RUIN TEACHING DAD MOMENT.

AND THEN CARING LOW-KEY WORRIED DAD BE LIKE:

AND THEN JANGO. OH MY SWEET STARS, JANGO BE LIKE "IT AIN'T JUST DAD, SON, IT'S US. THE FETTS. THE MFKRN FETTS" OMG BOY, Y U SO PERF--

I'm so sorry for riding this post because I have no shame at how obsessed I am with the Fetts. Please don't hate me >: The number of times I've read all of these is disgusting.

plsforgib @ddeck

you don't understand. he's got a teeny tiny gun and a teeny tiny chestplate and his dad took him to work and encouraged him in all his crimes and said he was proud of his job

[animentality]

[jedilibby]

[kagoutiss]

hehe

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Star Wars: Blood Ties

I've decided to go over bookmarked and saved references I have for my undying love for the Fett lore. I've also decided to writhe in pain for Boba and submit to an endless barrage of praise for everything that he is, stands for, and upholds.

I just want to love on him so much and make him understand how much Jango Fett and Jaster Mereel are beyond proud of what he has become pre and post The Book of Boba Fett.

With the recent end to Season 3 of the Mandalorian with no trace of any spec of Fett in there, I'm still very hopeful that they'll explore the Mand'alore history since they're all about it being "the way".

[gaeasun]

"average Mandalorian has 1.2 clones" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Mandalorian has 0 clones. Mandos Jango, who has two hundred thousand clones ready and a million more on the way, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[eggdrawsthings]

sketch dump

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[syn0vial]

messages to your younger self