#Fem! bilbo baggins

[unemployed-rat]

Here is my version of Fem!Bilbo Baggins :D

[rutobuka2]

a little café meeting AU never hurt anybody, right?

Thorin seems pretty stressed out tho...

[shurikthereject]

Hey guys! So school and the holidays have had me in an absolute chokehold over the past several weeks and ive been working on the Culinary AU when i could. But in between all of it, i was able to make some doodles! Fembagginshield has been a recent fixation for me and i will be making more in the future. Also got a random stranger things au that popped out of nowhere plus some Fili and Kili shitpost cause why not. I hope you guys are doing well!

[scarstiletto]

OLD WOMAN YURI LETS GO LESBOOOOS

[awkwardgirlfriends]

This was inspired by a funny Discord conversation 🤭 I can't stop myself from drawing lesbians it's written in my contract 🤷‍♀️

In the genderswap AU Bilbo's (Bella/Bilba/whatever you prefer) sass and wit would get her into trouble, and she'll be more likely to get injured/someone in the company injured (and thats how she'll learn to not always say what's on her mind) BUT her personality would charm Thorin and the company faster!

[pilkypills]

"You don't wish to dance, darling?"

"And risk treading on your toes? I've learned my lesson."

"Lucky for you, I’m graceful enough for the both of us. Let's join the next one."

[mrkida-art]

Fem!Bagginshield

[pyropixiesposts]

FEMALE BILBO WOULDVE SMACKED THE GOLD SICKNESS OUT OF THORIN WITH A FRYING PAN AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND

[elrondsimp]

Bilbo x Wife! Reader

“Never ending pick up lines”

The dwarves were gathered in the kitchen, watching as Y/N expertly cooked up a storm. As they chatted and joked around, one of them – it may have been Bofur – suggested they try out some pick-up lines on her.

"Hey, Y/N," Kili said, grinning mischievously. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Y/N rolled her eyes with a laugh. "Oh, is that your best shot?" she teased.

Bofur chimed in. “They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Looks like I’ll never take mine off you.”

Y/N laughed again, shaking her head. "Keep trying, boys."

Bilbo looked on in amusement, but as the teasing continued, he began to feel a little left out. He turned to Y/N with a sly grin. "Hello, my lady," he said, approaching her from behind hugging her waist. "Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

Y/N turned to face him, her eyes sparkling with amusement as she put her arms around him. "Oh, is that so?" she said, a hint of challenge in her tone.

Bilbo nodded, feeling his heart racing in his chest. "Yes, it is and I'd like to steal a kiss from you, too. As compensation."

Before he could react, Y/N leaned in and planted a soft, lingering kiss on his lips. The dwarves whooped and hollered, cheering the couple on.

As they pulled away, Bilbo was left feeling a little flustered but undeniably pleased with himself. "Well, I guess I've still got it," he said with a grin.

Y/N chuckled. "You never lost it, my love," she said, giving him another quick peck on the cheek. "Now, who's hungry for dinner?"

[greenandsorrow]

MASTERPOST || HELLO MY OLD HEART (ongoing)

Pairing; mainly Thorin Oakenshield x fem!faerie!reader

Warnings; fighting scenes, descriptions of injuries, death & loss, sexual undertones at times, middle earth magic, angst & hurt, mean!reader, selfish!reader, immortal!reader, reader with fem anatomy, a not sugarcoated Thorin, I have read the Silmarillion and you should too

Summary; Thorin & company set out to reclaim the kingdom of Erebor from the claws of the cunning Smaug. On their way out of Hobbiton they come across something peculiar. Faeries in Middle Earth have gone extinct, but you have managed to survive against all odds. Your unique beauty and mischievous but still kind character captures the king's heart. His suspicions towards your magic will soon be replaced with a deep love for the real you. Are you ready to go on an adventure?

Author's note; I love the Hobbit. I have some issues with the movie adaptation but that hasn't stopped me from rewatching it relentlessly. The book is like a blanket of comfort to me and I've been smitten with the fictional character of Thorin for too long 🥹

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THE HOBBIT

An unexpected journey

soon

The desolation of Smaug

Battle of the five armies

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[an-unexpected-sideblog]

Rest and Repeat

Gandalf sipped his wine in silence until Bilbo returned to the table, and then said casually, “You could always try a one-on-one session with her. Miss Oakenshield is known to dislike crowds.” Bilbo gave him a skeptical look. “She’s a professional performer.” “Who doesn’t like crowds,” Gandalf repeated, as if this was perfectly reasonable. Bilbo's a begrudgingly-accepted but headstrong conductor with a chip on her shoulder. Solo harpist Thorin isn't really feeling the music, but what she is feeling might be a lot more interesting than some holiday concert.

F/F Bagginshield one-shot I wrote for @shantismurf :) Read more

[shadebloopnik]

I was rereading an old Bagginshield fic, An Eye For Quality (arguably my favorite FemBilbo fic, especially with how her gender makes a huge difference with her upbringing), and stumbled on this part.

I remembered how I laughed dead at it back then and I STILL found it hilarious so here's a badly made doodle of it(rushed before i loss inspo to do it lmao)

I know it really isn't that funny but my humor is dead and its HILARIOUS to me so I made it everyone else's problem

(pardon how weird it looks, im horrible at drawing beards and men and dwarves in general no matter how I love them. Also am lazy so :b)

[shurikthereject]

GOD BLESS YOU. YOUR DRAWINGS ARE AMAZING, THEY MAKE ME GONNA RAFAFDRAFAFGASAARFAFDAR *struggling*

request: consider drawing fem bagginshield, please!! will be perfect

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Ive been wanting to draw fem bagginshield for so long now and i think your request gave me a push to finally make a sketchbook spread. Thank you for the request!

[bessieblackbird]

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins & Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s), Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bilbo Baggins & Thorin's Company, Dís & Thorin Oakenshield, Dís & Fíli & Kíli & Thorin Oakenshield, Gandalf & Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins & Gandalf, Fíli & Kíli (Tolkien) & Tauriel (Hobbit Movies) Characters: Dís (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company, Bofur (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Original Bilbo Baggins-Thorin Oakenshield Children, Bilbo Baggins, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Original Female Character(s), Original Dwarf Character(s), Dáin Ironfoot, Balin (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf Additional Tags: Female Bilbo Baggins, Female Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Dwobbits | Dwarf-Hobbits (Tolkien), Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences, Dwarf/Hobbit Relationship(s), Hair Braiding, Dwarven Ones | Soulmates, Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Gender or Sex, Challenging tropes, Only my favorite tropes, Hobbit Courting, Billa Baggins, BAMF Bilbo Baggins, Consort Bilbo Baggins, Rebuilding Erebor, Hobbits in Erebor, Idiots in Love, Minor Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Fíli and Kíli Being Idiots (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield Is a Disaster, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield Fluff, Thorin Oakenshield Has No Sense Of Direction, Thorin Oakenshield makes questionable decisions Summary:

"Please Gandalf... please don't tell him." She begged, her voice thick with emotion and unshed tears.

Gandalf met her eyes with as forlorn an expression as she'd ever seen on his face. There was such sadness held there at the answer she knew he had to give.

"It would be a promise I cannot keep." He told her as kindly as he possibly could. "I'd rather not keep a father and his child from each other- a King and his heir even less so."

Billa looked away but didn't flinch when a warm, rough hand touched her shoulder offering comfort. She desperately needed it. She was so frightened.

"Did you love him?" She heard him ask. She clung to the sympathy in his voice and nodded as her eyes brimmed with tears.

"Do you still?"

The answer was barely a whisper- as small and secret as the fluttering heartbeat under her shaking hand.

"Yes."

[awkwardgirlfriends]

Another funny discord idea 🤣

She just got her hopes up a bit but dont worry she's still falling for her! (THEY ARE IN A HEALTHY RELASHIONSHIP THIS WAS JUST TOO FUNNY NOT TO DRAW!!)

[cosmic-glow]

Notes: What will Bilbo's reaction be when he discovers that someone has bought his house without him knowing?

Warnings: Bilbo x gn!reader; a little scary with a little plot; soft angst; SFW.

Bag End was a peaceful place to live, the hobbits were friendly and rarely started fights, the grass was green, there was a sparkling lake behind the hill, there were no wolves or dragons around... It was all the peace you needed after so many adventures. All the gold you got throughout your life, you spent to buy that house at the top of the hill, it was a difficult bargain, but it was worth it. The house was beautiful and huge, the coziest den you've ever been in, with round windows that allowed you to see the entire length of Bag End.

The house was perfect, the only problem was that strange things happened. First, your paintings kept falling off the walls, then you started losing things that were right under your nose, they suddenly disappeared and appeared in another place you hadn't left them, but the strangest thing was when started knocking on the door in the middle of the night and whenever you went to see there was no one. You tried to ignore it, coming up with an explanation for everything, hobbits love jokes like this, they must have just been trying to scare you into laughing a little. But the problem was when you started hearing footsteps and voices inside the house when you were sure there was no one there but you.

One afternoon, you were in the living room reading a book when you heard a loud bang coming from the kitchen, as if all the pans had been knocked over at the same time, glasses were being knocked down one at a time, the sound of glass breaking gave you goosebumps, but as soon as you arrived in the room, ready to catch the person who was tormenting your days, you were floored by the vision you saw. There was no one in the kitchen and there wasn't a single cutlery on the floor, all the dishes were stored in the cupboards and drawers as you had left them, was it all a figment of your imagination?

- Who is doing this?! Show up! You don't scare me, I'm not leaving! - you said, turning around and looking everywhere.

- This is not your house! - an enraged voice shouted from behind you.

When you turned around in fright, you found a small hobbit, wavy red hair and an angry face staring into the back of your eyes, how did he get in? Where did he hide? Or how did he pass by without you seeing him? And better: who was he?

- Who are you?

- The real owner of this house, Bilbo Baggins, and I should be asking who you are, intruder!

- I bought this house! I'm not an intruder! Get out of here!

- You get out of here! Now!!

Bilbo screamed and the walls and floor shook, you felt much smaller than the enraged hobbit, the residents of Bag End were usually peaceful, but that man seemed different, something told you that you had no idea what he was capable of.

- Look, there must have been a misunderstanding, I spent all my money to buy this house, and it was completely empty when I entered, I don't know if they lied to me, but if that was the case, they deceived us both.

- Sackville-Baggins, they must have been the ones who did this, those damned gold-thirsty... - he looked away from you and cursed under his breath.

- ... Well... And what do we do now? I have nowhere to go... - you started, afraid of irritating him again.

Bilbo was silent for a while, he shook his nose and walked past you to the living room, still silent, you followed him and when you arrived he was already sitting in an armchair with his back to you. A cloud of smoke beginning to form on the ceiling from the pipe he was smoking, the fireplace crackling in the background. He was fast.

- Bilbo...? - you called and he sighed.

- I don't know, it's not fair for me to kick you out when you were as deceived as I was... - he thought a little more and you waited - Stay, the house is big, we can share - he looked at you and smiled, now looking like a hobbit very different from what you had meet.

- Thank you, Bilbo.

[...]

The days passed and, to your surprise, it was very easy to get along with Baggins, after the anger disappeared, he revealed himself to be very friendly and kind, he committed himself to helping with the tasks and was very attentive, you never imagined you could have such deep conversations feelings with someone you had just met, but with Bilbo it was so easy, it was so comfortable to talk to him, you soon developed a deep affection for him.

- I never wanted to share my peace of living in Bag End with anyone, so I find it very interesting how you ended up becoming an extension of that feeling, and not a division, Y/n - he told you one night, a little before of you sleeping, taking you by surprise.

- You also brought me peace, Bilbo... - you smiled at him and, without thinking too much, kissed his cheek - ... Thank you for everything.

- Good night, Y/n - he said with the happiest smile you've ever seen on his face.

The next day you woke up early, Bilbo was already in the kitchen making coffee, you managed to get close enough in silence to scare him with a hug, he smiled when he saw it was you.

- Good morning, sleepyhead, did you have good dreams? - you confirmed without opening your mouth, still sleepy - I know you're sleepy, but can I ask you a little favor?

- Say...

- We ran out of nut cakes and I don't even have flour in the pantry to make another one, could you buy it at the market? People don't like me and the more I avoid them the better I get - you laughed and stretched.

- Okay, I'll go, but don't start eating breakfast before I get there! - you demanded.

- No way! - he joked.

At the market, you stared at the cakes in the window, unsure of which one to get while the bag of flour weighed under your arm. You didn't like nut cakes, but Bilbo did, so here you were.

- Can I help you? Oh! These were baked this morning, would you like to try a piece to choose? - the baker said.

- Oh no, it's not for me, it's for Bilbo, I don't particularly like walnut cake.

- For whom? - the baker asked with his eyebrows now drawn together.

- Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins, he's still living in the house on the hill - you were confused when the baker turned pale.

- I'm sorry but you must have been confused, as Mr Bilbo Baggins died decades ago.

- What? - now it was you who was confused.

- Yes, that's why the house was for sale, I don't know why Sackville-Baggins didn't keep it, as they always wanted it, but Mr. Baggins passed away and his grandson moved out, so the house was empty.

You left the bakery without saying anything else and without buying any cake. It wasn't possible, surely the baker had gotten confused, you had just spoken to Bilbo, touched him, he was making coffee in your kitchen, you were sharing the same house, how could he be dead? You entered the house, opening the door with force, causing it to slam against the wall announcing that you had arrived, the sound echoing throughout the house.

- Bilbo?!! - you called.

The house was silent, nothing, no one responded. You dropped the bag of flour at the entrance and started looking for the hobbit, the house becoming almost a maze for you. It seemed like every time you called his name it was like you were denying the reality that haunted you, it couldn't be true. When you entered his room, the room you left last, without even bothering to knock on the door first, it seemed like the truth was forcing you to accept it. He was gone. No, he had never even been here with you.

When hot tears came to your eyes, looking at the now emptier room, an item caught your attention, it was a red book on his desk. You picked it up and read the title: "There and Back Again". When you opened it, a small piece of paper that was inside fell out and landed on the bedroom floor, near the trunk. You took it and the tears finally fell when you read what was written.

“You were my best adventure, Y/n.

Love, Bilbo."

It was the only proof you had that everything you had experienced was real and not a lucid dream.

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