currently writing all para/paracosm info in one document and it’s so nice to see everything laid out in one place in actual writing rather than floating around in my brain
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Bdubs: Do you perhaps know how much leather a horse gives? Like if they die? Is it the same amount as a cow?
Joel, who loves the sound of horses dying: I wouldn’t know Bdubs, cause I’ve never killed a horse.
Bdubs: you wouldn’t know?
Joel: No, yeah see that’s the thing…. But if I were to guess I’d probably say it’s around 3 leather depending on if you have looting, but that is just completely a guess
Bdubs, disgusted: YOU SICK FREAK
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Iskall and Etho have such a funny dynamic because Iskall will say something completely out of pocket and Etho will pause, consider, and then say something even more out of pocket that just makes me wither
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Soap: If homosexuality isn’t contagious, how come I get gay thoughts whenever Ghost takes his shirt off?
Price: *covers his mouth, staring at Soap in silence*
Alejandro: *shaking with laughter*
Rudy: *staring at Soap in disbelief*
Gaz: ... Soap, buddy. We have to tell you something-
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"When you are washing the dishes, washing the dishes must be the most important thing in your life. Just as when you are drinking tea, drinking tea must be the most important thing in your life. Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the whole world revolves— slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this actual moment is life."
– Thich Nhat Hanh
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Tim: *running up from the Batcave*
Damian: *running down from his room*
Damian and Tim, meeting at the staircase: *pausing, making the connection that other was probably doing something they shouldn't be doing*
Damian and Tim:
Tim: I won't tell if you won't
Damian: Deal
Damian and Tim: *continue their respective getaways*
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happy valentines, bert and ernie are gay
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Incorrect Bad Batch Quote #5
Crosshair: Heh, You look like you got dragged through a droid factory.
Echo: And you look like a mangy old scarecrow with your long ass legs, your stupid sour face and your kriffing flat ass, but I am not judging am I?
Crosshair:
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dazai makes atsushi take random photos and videos of him throughout the day (most of them are super dramatic and/or aesthetic) only to caption them with the most unhinged stuff when he posts them on social media
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Darkstalker and Clearsight: *kissing*
Whiteout: *eats a chip*
Darkstalker: *turns to look*
Darkstalker: ...dude.
Darkstalker: How long have you been standing there?
Whiteout: An hour.
Darkstalker: An hour???
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this part right here was the most disgusting, nausea-inducing moment they've ever had and it cemented the fact that i would absolutely kill for them
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JANCY + hopper's letter
inspired by @p-zombiee
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