#Fang rambles

[house-of-slayterr]

These spot the difference games are getting harder… 🤔

Tag: @kados-of-chaos @oceansrose2002 @luv4fandoms @mothmans-kingdom @willowbrookesblog

[fangcyclonelunaheat]

the masculine urge to break something like a cat pushing something off the table

[fangaddict]

Thimking about poly predxpreyxpred couples, where the preds kiss with the prey in one of their mouths and swish them around between mouths. The prey has no idea who's throat they'll go down and they are so flustered about it. Finally the pred break for air and as they do the prey peaks out shyly as they look at the pred who didn't have them who either teases them or coos over them before the prey is gulped down.

More thoughts on this dynamic one of the preds swallowing the prey down while the other traces their form as their lover travel down the other's throat

[fangandpen]

The Dulia-chai brain rot is real... I love her so fucking much

[raepliica]

priest guy sending mixed signals, what is he up to?🤨🕶🤏

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[Image Description: A warm-toned comic featuring Trigun98 characters. It opens with Vash shouting "YOWCH!!" as a half-eaten donut flies through the air, a bruise on Vash's tongue. Meryl, editing papers, is annoyed as he complains: "Ow! Ow! I bi'e my 'ongue..." "What's the rush?" Meryl asks, "They're all yours." Vash, still hurt, tries to explain: "They're jus' sooo good!" Meryl argues back, "Well, savour it then!" Wolfwood has been watching the scene unfold as Meryl continues, "Satisfying your sweet tooth doesn't come cheap, unfortunately." Wolfwood clicks his lighter open and closed, again and again. Without a word, he leans closer, his thumb on Vash's lips. "Wolfwood...?" Vash trails off. Then, Wolfwood opens Vash's mouth and knicks his thumb on one of Vash's canines in one fell swoop. "Wah? Huh??" Vash says as Wolfwood pulls his bleeding thumb away. He licks the blood off the wound then snickers at Vash. Meryl looks disgusted, Vash has lit up in an embarrassed explosion, and Milly remarks, curious: "Those are surprisingly sharp, Mr. Vash!" Question marks float around Vash, and his donuts lay discarded on the table. Each panel is signed by raepliica. End ID]

[reidsdimples]

He’s so hot it makes me sick

It physically disgusts me

It makes me violent to be entirely honest

He’s a plague

[saltpepperbeard]

OBLIGATORY COMPLETE OFMD SEASON 2 TEASER THOUGHTS AND SPECULATION POST™

Okay, to start off, I cannot BELIEVE we got this. I cannot BELIEVE we got a voiceover of Stede's note to Ed. We were all thinking it. We were all hoping for it. I CANNOT BELIEVE WE LEGITIMATELY GOT TO SEE AND HEAR HIS LOVE RIGHT OFF THE BAT. HE LOVES HIS ED SO SO MUCH.

Followed by this shot right as Stede is narrating. It's difficult to tell, but it seems like Ed??? The one-armed jacket and the fact that it's layered with Stede's narration makes me quite certain it's him. But ALONE??? AND COMING OUT OF THE SURF??? (There's a shot later that has me PARTICULARLY raising eyebrows at this moment. I'm thinking that he fell off the boat/was lost in that one storm shown later, and Stede of course is going to dive in after him or attempt to get to him in some sort of dramatic way. Which makes me think he and Stede are going to potentially talk feelings/reconcile on the beach)

And the fight choreography of this. Are you actually kidding me right now. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. GETTING TO SEE ED ABSOLUTELY KICKING ASS IN COMBAT??? NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS DID I EXPECT TO SEE A SHOT LIKE THIS BUT I'M HOLLERING SO HARD OVER IT (NOT TO MENTION, AGAIN, LOOKING AT THIS AND A LATER SHOT..........I'LL SCREAM ABOUT MY THOUGHTS WHEN SAID SHOT APPEARS HSKDLS)

Oh, they're PINING pining. They're YEARNING yearning. They're GAY gay.

They want to be back with each other so so so bad I'm losing my mind <3

"Fuck you, Stede Bonnet." The way he's JUST as dramatic as we were all thinking. The way he's hurting in a way WE ALL ANTICIPATED. LIKE, YOU HATE TO SEE IT, BUT MAN DSJKLDSSDKL. Also, the contrast of him saying that vs Stede's voice over is so so insane. The editors are INSANE FOR THAT ONE.

AGAIN, GOING BONKERS OVER ED'S CHARACTERIZATION BECAUSE HE SEEMS EXACTLY HOW I ANTICIPATED. Outwardly, angry, hardened, and cold. Inwardly, heartbroken, desperate, and wanting nothing more than to be back with Stede. Because hello, HELLO, HE'S NOTCHED WHAT I ASSUME TO BE HIS NUMBER OF DAYS WITHOUT STEDE IN THE WALL??????

HI OLU HELLO OLU MY DEAR DARLING OLU

but also screaming and crying and throwing up because this is ALSO what i was anticipating/hoping for. the crew being like "ummmmm lmao captain?? you really think you've got this under control???"

"You think Blackbeard's going to murder you?" I THINK NOT BECAUSE WHAT IS HE EVEN SHOOTING AT JSLDKS. OFF TO THE SIDE??? A WARNING SHOT????? Also the lighting of this and his look matches the ending shot so I'm very eyes emoji at this entire thing.

HOWEVER...

"MURDERER THRICE OVER?????????????"

Like sorry, that sign won't stop me because I can't read. Look at him. LOOK at him. You're telling me he stole the wedding cake toppers so he could PAINT HIMSELF ON THE BRIDE??? SO HE COULD MAKE HIMSELF INTO THE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE HE WANTS TO BE????? SO THAT HE COULD PLAY PRETEND MARRIAGE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND STEDE???????

INSANE!!!

INSANE FOR THIS!!!!!!

Again, bonkers editing. The split screen. The CONTRAST between Stede's hopefulness and Ed's depression. The WAY THEY LINED IT UP TO MAKE ED LOOK LIKE HE'S TAKING AIM AT STEDE. THE WAY THIS PROBABLY PERFECTLY ENCAPSULATES THEIR CHARACTERIZATION IN THE FIRST FEW EPISODES HSDJKLSDS LIKE BITING THE EDITORS BITING THEM BITING THEM

ALSO ED AND ALL OF HIS GUNS,,, NINE GUNS???????

It kills me because he's probably being exactly what he thinks people see him as. He's probably like "Oh, you want a monster? I'll give you a monster."

WHICH,,,, NO, HONEY. YOU'RE A SWEETHEART, SORRY ABOUT IT.

AND THEN LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT OUR DARLINGS!!! FANG'S FUCKING SPIKES ARE SO METAL. FRENCHIE'S WOLVERINE COSPLAY SHDJKLSHDLKS. JIM!!! JIM JIM MY BELOVED JIM, AND THEIR PAINTED BEARD. THEIR GENDER!!!!!!!

Honey hsdksjds the drama of it all. THE DRAMA. CRASHING WEDDINGS TO DISRUPT LOVE BECAUSE YOUR OWN WAS DISRUPTED??? SIIIIIIRRRR THE THEATRICS, THE SPICE OF IT ALL

excuse me ma'am that is a gay man shdkjshkls THAT IS A GAY MAN. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING,,,

kiss me instead like wtf

OKAY NOW THIS,,,

THIS.

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: THE BABYGIRL IS FIGHHHTTTTIIIING

BUT IZZY WATCHING ON??? IZZY????????????

I have Genuine Thoughts™ about this. I have a feeling that the big arc/character development Con mentioned might pertain to him like, REALIZING what's important, and what Ed actually wants and needs. And a good chunk of that will be him realizing the consequences of his actions, and maybe potentially wanting to undo the damage. And also, in his Bitchy Izzy Ways™, he might also get very very tired of Ed's sulking/theatrics and want to rectify things for that reason too.

So I feel like he's going to sort of team up with Stede and show him the ropes for that reason?? So they ALL can work towards betterment???

WHICH IS NUTS LMAO. NEVER EVER EXPECTED THAT.

REGARDLESS, GO STEDE BABY GO!!!

HI REVENGE HELLO REVENGE PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING DRASTIC LIKE EXPLODE OR ANYTHING PLEASE BABYGIRL <3

yeah yeah the titties we've all seen them.

BUT AGAIN, AGAIN, STEDE OFF TO THE SIDE. STEDE WATCHING. STEDE LEARNING THE ROPES FROM THE MOST UNEXPECTED PERSON EVER SHDJKSDS LIKE WHAT!!!

AND HEEEEEEERE WE GO. HERE'S THE SHOT I WAS REFERRING TO EARLIER.

THE SAME BLACK SAND BEACH. FIGHTING THE BRITISH. ED AND STEDE. ED WITHOUT HIS MAKEUP ON. STEDE IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT.

ARE THEY BOTH,,, FIGHTING TO GET TO EACH OTHER??? FIGHTING THROUGH CROWDS AND ENEMIES TO GET TO EACH OTHER'S SIDES???????

WHAT IF THEY FIGHT TO EACH OTHER AND THEN KISS HUH???

WHAT THEN.

HIIIIIIYYYAAAA JACKIE <33333

ALSO HELLO IS THAT THE SWEDE BEHIND HER???????

EXPLOSIONS FIRE EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS FEELING VERY WEE JOHN CODED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

AND THIS IS YET ANOTHER SHOT I WAS REFERRING TO EARLIER,,,

LIKE UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WITH ED ON THE BEACH, AND THIS SHOT OF SOMEONE FALLING INTO THE WATER,,,,,,

I HAVE A FEELING THAT ED IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING THAT ENDS WITH HIM FALLING OFF THE BOAT. MAYBE HE TRIES TO SAVE SOMEONE???

if he fights to save stede from going overboard or something equivalent i'm going to eat all the tiles off my floor <3

LIKE IT'S BAD BESTIES. IT'S BAD. IT'S DIRE. THE WATER IS SO FUCKING HIGH AND THEY'RE IN A STORM AND JIM IS SCREAMING AND I AM ALSO SCREAMING!!!

But then also, LOOK AT FUCKING WEE JOHN!!! IN DRAG!!! HE'S A FUCKING MERMAID!!! JIM ISN'T A MERMAID???? WELL, THAT'S FINE--WEE JOHN IS!!! LIVING HIS BEST FUCKING LIFE!!!!! AND WHAT IF HE MADE THAT COSTUME HIMSELF SJDKSDJLS <3

AND THE FINAL SHOT I'M CHOOSING, THE FINAL ONE OF THE SET,,, MATCHES UP WITH THAT LIGHTING EARLIER.

WHO ARE WE FIGHTING, ED BABE. WHAT'S THE TEA. WHO ARE YOU CLOBBERING.

IS IT US?

IT'S PROBABLY US.

BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE THING HAS ME SO SO SO DEAD Y'ALL

[rennyrose]

Apologies if you've answered this before, but what's the device you draw on Livio/Razlo's ear? Is it similar to like a hearing aid or cochlear implant?

So I don't think it's ever actually discussed what the ear piece is in Maximum but I think it can safely be inferred that it has something to do with LR's third arm, a sort of control device- I like to imagine tho they were already missing their ear because it got blown off before they could do regeneration, so it was a handy spot to slap that thing on. I also like to think that if you take the cup portion off there's just a bunch of like, exposed nerves underneath-

As for the mask/wig combo ngl I'm a fan of Mr. Nightow's "it's there cause it looks Siiiiiiiick" rule- I do believe it does have a critical purpose in that it helps keep Livio and Razlo's identities separate. It's a combative advantage in that the 'enemy' doesn't know there's a second player with a different skill set, and any witnesses who see a fight can only say they saw either L or they saw R (given that usually only one is necessary for a fight), keeping the idea that LR are two separate bodied individuals alive

The design and material the mask is made of is interesting tho, as that its function is purely for aesthetics. It's incredibly fragile, as it shatters into pieces simply from falling and hitting the ground. It also probably requires a lot of time and effort it probably takes to put it on to get it to blend in perfectly with their real hair. Very style savy of them.

[zishuge]

guys what the fuck. I just noticed this random throwaway line from episode 14 that i've literally never paid any attention to before. like this is something li lianhua has done so consistently through the years that he is famous for it and EVERYBODY knows this? as long as he has 50 taels of silver, he doesn't care to earn any more? .... you mean... like... ......as long as he has enough money to get the sigu sect leader token back from the pawn shop where he pawned it 10 years ago?

you mean to tell me that in all those years, he didn't care about going hungry, he didn't care about being penniless, but no matter what else happened, under any circumstance he needed to have at least 50 taels of silver on him? for 10 years? just in case he needed to go get his token? what the fuck li lianhua. it's been a full damn year, stop hurting my feelings like this

[travalerray]

Li Lianhua's will: I bequeath my dog, my swordplay and my homoerotic rivalry to Fang Duobing

[house-of-slayterr]

My Comfort Characters with S/O who has Tics:

Hannibal + Will:

Hannibal notices them right away, there’s not much that gets past the keen eye of the doctor. At first he thought you were flinching from being startled but when he looks closer he notices they’re more sporadic and spastic.

He’d help calm you during tic attack. Offering hugs or a distraction, or even medication to relax your muscles. It’s not surpassing he has some in his home.

He gets a little annoyed at first if you have more vulgar tics, especially in the presence of company. But he soon realises anyone who would judge you, and him for being with you, is more worthy of becoming a mean than being listened to.

Will was worried about them at first which is why he asked Hannibal. He thought maybe it was a trauma response but he calms down when he understands more about your condition. He will glare at anyone who stares at you in public or dares to whisper behind you back. Nobody bullies what’s his. You’re perfect in his eyes and he just wants to protect you.

If he’s sharing you with will there both by your side during tic attacks bringing you anything you need. Will will even offer a massage to relax you more. He calls the dogs up onto the couch or bed to cuddle you after a rough attack.

Connor Kent:

Connor pays close attention to you, his super human senses always in tune. He can almost feel your tics coming the same way you can. He’ll stop the more dangerous ones before they happen. If you hit or punch yourself he’ll catch your hands. Or if your legs are restless he’ll gently help hold them down and stretch the muscles so they don’t cramp.

He worries about you on bad tic days, he feels bad that your body’s betraying you and wishes there was more he could do to help. But he wouldn’t have his partner any other way. He admires everything about you and things you’re the strongest person he’s ever met. He will threaten someone as Superboy if they bully you for your tics.

Amanda Young:

Amanda didn’t question your movements at first, thinking them to be fidgeting. She’s also been around junkies before, she’s used to erratic movements. So she tuned them out for a while.

Until she saw your first tic attack, triggered by a victim almost escaping and making it to where you were in the warehouse, until Amanda stepped in to save you. She stop over your violently ticking body and felt horrible for you.

She’s not great at comfort but she stays close by, never leaving the room. She’ll ask more about it when true ready, bur she thinks it’s cool that you don’t let it stop you form being an apprentice.

If Hoffman or any of the others made fun of you they’d have their own trap so fast. She’d even stand up to jigsaw himself if she had to. Because you mean more to her than even him, her saviour.

Jonathan Crane:

Jonathan loved watching you. It had become one of his favorite pastimes at Arkham. You were his newest obsession; his favourite patient. Your tics were noted right away. He sometimes wondered if he could trigger them.

He found some of your vocal tics distasteful to say the least and would shake his head. Even though you can’t help it, he thinks pretty things like you shouldn’t even know words like that.

Medication is his go to when your tics get bad. He’ll schedule extra session time so you can relax or rest in his office. Sometimes on the other side of the room, other times your head in his lap. He finds it amusing when you start quoting him with your tics, but he gets jealous if you do the same for any other villains, or worse, THE BATMAN.

He’s killed a few people for judging your tics, and he’d do it again.

Hughie Campbell:

Hughie didn’t notice them at first as you tried to suppress them. But they were unavoidable after a close call with a soup. Homelander got to close and it pissed you off. Anger triggered your tics a lot and your neck was jerking like crazy, your hand stuck in a fist.

He’d pull you away and make sure you’re ok. Once your explain what’s happening he’s spend the next few days ignoring supe stuff and studies everything about the conditions causing you’re tics. He’s an attentive boyfriend and wants to make sure you’re getting the best treatment and you’re not triggering yourself from lack of sleep or poor eating.

If Butcher or MM said anything about your tics he’d suddenly grow a pair, not afraid to verbally rip them a new one. He may throw a punch at a stranger for you. But he thinks some of your tics are kinda cute. Especially when you gained the one where you tell him you love him out of nowhere.

Isaac Lahey:

Issac watches people close because of his dad. He’s always anticipating people needs and a very attentive friend and lover. He started to get concerned when you came to school covered in bruises like he used to. He begged for days, weeks even for you to tell him who was hurting you. It was killing him inside.

He didn’t believe your excuses of running into door knobs or tripping. No one person could be that clumsy; not even Stiles. But when you stopped masking he noticed the smaller tics more, mistaking them for anxiety. It only makes him more concerned.

Once you explain what’s going on it’s like the life comes back to his face. He’s happy to learn you’re safe, and wants to help protect you from yourself when they get bad. He’s like your service dog, he will shift and lay ontop of you to stop you from hitting yourself.

He finds your vocal tics amusing as long as they don’t bother you. And some of them you laugh at together. Especially when you quote Stiles or Derek because of the echolalia. He’ll defend you against anyone who’s mean.

Herbert West:

Herbert was kinda mean about them at first. He noticed them before Dan. He used to tell you to lay off the caffeine but his delivery came of meaner and less concerned. He knows that can trigger tics but it was his fault he was keeping you up all night with his crazy experiments.

Dan used to nudge him a lot when he would grumble about your more loud or vulgar tics. They would throw him off in the lab and take him out of his head space. Particularly when they got more frequent and close together. He’d have to pull away from work entirely and just focus on you.

He’d try to distract you with random facts and light touch, still not fully comfortable touching other people. He doesn’t always know what to say but you can tell he’s trying. As much as he grumbles and complains, someone else is prime experiment bait if they say shit. Nobody makes fun of Herbert partner and gets away with it.

Kurt Wagner:

Kurt was a little slow to notice them. But he thought your smaller ones were cute quirks. Like when you blink extra or scrunch your nose, or tap your fingers.

Once you explain it to him he’s very understanding. He’ll defend you if Charles thinks you’re unfit for the field. He knows you try you best to control it and he’ll always be by your side to help.

He nearly melts when ever you get a tic in his native tongue. You copying him is the cutest thing he’s ever seen and you get smothered in kisses everytime. He think your perfect just the way you are.

Tag: @oceansrose2002 @mothmans-kingdom @myers-meadow @kados-of-chaos

An: don’t mind this self indulgent peace I haven’t had the mental energy right in a lot so I just wanted to have fun.

[fangcyclonelunaheat]

[fangaddict]

Vood of the day: stressed out prey working minimum wage gets snatched up by pred while working,0 regret from pred

Bonus points if the prey just,lets it happen because they don't get paid enough to not get eaten on the clock

[junghaesin]

genuinely don’t understand how people can see the way fang looks at tan and HAS been looking at tan since the first time they interacted and still have the audacity to say fang doesn’t like or doesn’t show interest in tan… like are we seeing the same character????

you’re telling me he doesn’t like tan?????

[my-thyla-my-captain]

the fact that they don't throw edward overboard. the fact that edward mirrors killing hornigold in the projection of his own self loathing the way that jim had to him. the fact that it's entirely likely that izzy was the one to ask for him to be brought below deck, hidden away like a body in a tomb while the rest of them, starved, stayed stuck after the storm, literally directionless because of the loss of their captain wheel. did any of them even check him? were they waiting for him to die? did they really think they'd killed him? could any of them fathom to? izzy said they dropped him on a deserted island but really he'd been on the ship the whole time. said they'd dealt with him like a dog yet they didn't send him to doggy heaven. 'no, i could never do that.' 'let nature to do the rest.' something, something.

[lost-in-the-shadows]

my outfit for the Lost Boys screening last night! this is the first time I’ve gotten to wear this jacket since I painted it back in 2020 🖤