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#FUCK YOU GRAPE
rozestears · 1 year
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THOU HAVE A VISITOR.
ONE THINK SIR KANAME TOUJOU IS VERY BREEDABLE AND I SHALL KNOT THEE AS I BID THY DOWN AND SEE SUCH DELIGHT IM HIS EYES AS HIS MIND ONLY THINK OF NOTHING BUT BEING USE AS "CUMSLUT" . AND MAKE THY GIVE BIRTH TO BABIES TILL THOU OLDER BROTHER SIR ** IS UP TO BLOODY MURDER ME. ALAS. IT IS FINE FOR SIR KANAME IS MINE. He could syck my dick ( threat)
Mwah.
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SO TRUE GRAPE BUT WRONG PERSON CAUSE YOURE THE ONE MAKING ME ACT UP.... Fuck you. Fuck me, actually
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enigmaticpink · 4 months
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Cannot believe this is a controversial opinion but if you cannot say or write out the words murder, killed, rape, death etc. then you are not mature enough to be discussing these subjects in the first place
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fantasykiri5 · 2 years
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They’re so bad(boys)!!
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kirui · 6 months
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Zidian supremacy let's goooooo.
Any Jiang Cheng fanart from me from hereon out is in reality going to be an excuse to draw Zidian.
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call-me-cosmic · 10 months
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job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!
job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-
#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great#gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but#it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go#unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job#college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3#but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh#sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere'#and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop'#and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what'#absolutely unprompted#AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT#i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people#i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her#while she rambles and feeds me grapes#yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things#coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff#i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed#i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square...#hm. thinking#oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet#OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY#excuse me everyone i have something to finish
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lamortwrites · 2 months
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What the fuck use is a god anyway? Humanity creates our own holiness. Did we get permission to make music? Did we ask before reaching our great grubby hands into the sky? Did we stop to check it was allowed before attempting to sate our unending hunger?
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nonconstories · 3 months
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Someone pissed me off a couple of days ago
So! Below are several links to programs and foundations that promote adult literacy! Hundreds of millions of adults world wide were failed by their education system and now must fend for themselves while trying to read contracts and hospital bills and infographics from the CDC. But they don't have to be alone, and it is never too late to learn!
ProLiteracy: A network of educators, researchers, and advocates which provides research reports, learning materials, and other support to adult education programs. They assist with connecting volunteers to local programs and provide guidance and support to community leaders trying to use their programs' findings to advocate for social and political change.
Adult Literacy League: An adult education program in Central Florida, which aims to provide students with one on one attention to foster growth and confidence. It also offers English Second Language courses and job skills training, and each new student receives a comprehensive assessment to determine the best plan for them.
Saint Vincent and Sarah Fisher Center's Foundational Skills Program: A 100% free adult education program aimed at adults reading below a fifth grade level. It operates year round and is either in person or remote, and they now have a GED testing center that is open to students and the public alike.
Washtenaw Literacy: A free network of trained tutors for adults in Washtenaw County, Michigan.
Adult Learning Program (Las Vegas/Clark County): Free education classes to those lacking a high school diploma, those seeking to learn ESL, and adults who read below an eighth grade level. Also assists in students' search for gainful employment. Nevada got so fucked by COVID and the education/literacy numbers in the South West are grim. Please help these guys.
Hawaii Literacy: In addition to helping adult residents of Hawaii Island learn to read and write AND bridging the education gap in Hawaii's underserved children, they offer computer literacy classes, ESL classes, and a bookmobile. 1 in 6 Hawaiian adults struggle to read and write.
#Not Stories#mutual aid#adult literacy#'uuhhhggg its soooo disappointing when i meet a girl who's like 'yeah omg i luv 2 read'#'and then she only reads booktok trash and grocery store thrillers and manga'#'like come on thats such a turn off :/'#'like aren't you bored??? what about reading The Foundation and War & Peace and Grapes of Wrath where's THAT girl haha'#nobody gives a shit what sort of high school reading list gets your dick stiff! NOBODY!#I'm too busy dealing with the fact that most public education systems hate students of color and anyone with a learning disability#from the very bottom of my very dyslexic heart go fuck yourself#'this chick only read 8 books in twelve months lmfao thats so pathetic'#'i read eight books a MONTH some people really give up after high school'#do you think my great grandfather or his father got to fucking finish high school????#or were they busy getting fucking shot at in germany in two different fucking wars????#thank every god you wanna name that my lunatic mother stopped abusing me long enough to put me through FIVE YEARS OF TUTORING#to get ME literate because that's what it fucking took#I watched more than one kid from my underserved semi rural district drop out at 17 or 16 or 15#because their parents needed a third paycheck or they were gonna lose the goddamn house#10% of my majority black school district graduated FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE and not an ounce of it was those kids' fault#our racist ass school district failed them and the district did NOT protect my white ass when I was diagnosed dyslexic#the adult literacy crisis is not about you getting a girlfriend who can discuss Ayn Rand with you#the adult literacy crisis is about us being exploited and neglected and made easier to control and manipulate#reading is FUCKING HARD and learning to read after the age of six is SO MUCH HARDER#so from the VERY very bottom of my VERY very dyslexic heart#FUCK. YOU.
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outlying-hyppocrate · 21 days
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MY SCHOOL SCHEDULE ABSOLUTELY FUCKS????????
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kazieka · 6 months
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like, logically I am aware that honeysuckle is invasive in my area and that I should be glad it doesn’t grow in my backyard, But. on the other hand. tasty nectar treat :(
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no offense to bell's hells but i would've punched essek in the fucking mouth for how he spoke to astrid. instantly. laid him the fuck out
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atopvisenyashill · 5 months
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if i gotta see one more person say “it’s bad to compare aegon to literally any character because he’s a rapist” or god fucking forbid a “grapist” EYE am gonna start feeding people to dragons.
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grapecaseschoices · 1 year
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Now we can SEE why Felix looked at this man and thought: I am going make this hottie SO flustered!! [Nat: You don't have to ... Felix: No, I'm gunna.]
Doesn't my baby look so fine and adorable? Thank you to @kirnetart for this beautiful piece of my srs nerd [also psst, if you haven't commissioned Mina you should!*]
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angelxd-3303 · 1 year
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Cinematic Parallels
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Don't tell my partner, they'll revoke my grape privileges (⁠;⁠;⁠;⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)
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bedforddanes75 · 25 days
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the way i would suffocate myself with his thighs is something that needs to be studied by scientists worldwide
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alluralater · 27 days
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haha. i’m lowkey in danger of becoming obsessed with this woman and we don’t even know each other what the fuck
#GET AWAY FROM ME!! GET OUT OF MY DMS!!! I CURSE THEE TO LEAVE ME ALONE FOREVER#like— did i not just recently say one of my million potential matches is on tumblr no doubt and that’s pretty funny???#hello?? universe why do you treat me like the silliest bunch of grapes to be picked off and thrown at a wall??#i’m already fucked i can feel it. and she wants me to be obsessed with her. listen listen NO. she’s too hot. i will perhaps pass out.#where did all my smoothness go huh???#this is the kind of woman i avoid when im out because i know she would fucking throw me to the ground and ruin me. like yes that sounds good#but you must understand!!! heed my words children!!! a woman like this will inspire feelings of wanting it again and again and again.#and that— that is a terror. that is a threat to my lack of attachments. but here i am tellin the whole world that i’m ready to be a little#softer and BOOM. houdini appearance!! i don’t like divine intervention >:(#i like leave me alone so i can be a cold hearted bitch in PEACE.#but alas it looks like i’m about to get— oh. and there’s the sound of a train. huh. divine intervention.#i just did not expect… all this. k thought we were just gonna flirt a little but now i’m super turned on and feeling like i no longer have#the natural upper hand by being very unserious >:|#time to stare at the ceiling for a few minutes.#i love a little added spice to my tumblr life every now and again#perhaps now fuck it. perhaps fuck it we ball#don’t take this too seriously y’all. i am simply quite passionate in a casual way. if it’s any different at some point i’ll make that#crystal clear ;)
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