#FUCK YOU DARIUS

[silverthelovebug]

Brooklyn’s phone is a hot commodity, isn’t it?

[arakkiisuperstar]

every time yall leave wyll out of your group art that has literally every other origin character in it i want you to know that i am the reason you have a headache and your hand is cramping. im hexing you with my mind

[inhumanrobot]

Owl House Spoilers

[crocs-simp]

Reunion

[uselessalexis165]

So far, Hunter has gained:

A dad

Three siblings

A mom

And now a girlfriend

He would’ve still had his first best friend with him

IF SOME BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN’T RUIN IT ALL!!

[crimeronan]

VERY NON-CANON SHITPOST:

amity finding out that her parents were involved in Whatever The Fuck You Call Whatever They Had Going On with darius & having a moment of sheer panic like. "what if darius is my biological dad. oh titan. is that why he puts up with me. is that why he's somehow been more present in the few years i've been in the coven than my actual dad has been my whole life. what are we"

at some point she lets this worry slip around hunter. hunter, trying not to look like the cat who ate the canary, is like. [thoughtfully] [not laughing at All] [Good Friend Emotional Support Voice] hmm. i guess you could just ask him?? i mean, if it's really bugging you. pretty sure he'll tell you the truth. then at least you'll know one way or the other

amity sits on this for a while because in some rational part of her brain, she IS aware she is being stupid. but after a few weeks of "what if," she finally DOES go to darius like HI. HEY. REALLY QUICK AREYOUMYDAD ACTUALLY DON't anSWER THAT. BYE FOREVER

darius, eyeing this kid who looks so much like alador you could mistake their childhood photos for each other: ....yes.

amity: oh. shit. like actually?? for real???

darius: yup. carried you myself. alador was way more attentive than he was to odalia with your siblings. well. half-siblings, i suppose. that must be why she's so awful to be around. jealousy doesn't look good on anyone. shame your dad never got over me, it must throw Such a wrench in their marriage. haven't you ever wondered why your mother is such a massive bitch??

amity: ......OH. okay. you're fucking with me.

darius, very patiently: yes, amity. I Am Fucking With You.

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: an 11 panel comic featuring characters from the owl house. Panel 1- a cloaked Darius sneaking around a wall. panel 2 he peaks around the corner, saying "well? Did you retrieve...the package?". Panel 3 Hettie Cutburn (who has old Hollywood style text announcing "surprise Hettie Cutburn!" next to her) says "Darius! Of course! Took some digging but I found them eventually. Tell the boy I say 'hi!'". Panel four- she hands documents labeled "classified" to Darius. Later, Hunter (post timeskip) walks through a door in Darius' home, saying "hey Darius, hey Eber, I'm ba-". Next panel- Darius, Willow, and Eberwolf on the couch. Hunter says "...willow?", She replies "hey hunter!", he asks "what are you guys doing?

Darius says "oh nothing...except looking at pictures of you as a baby!" Holding up the documents from earlier. We see two pictures of a younger hunter framed like panels- the first is of hunter as a baby/toddler aged hunter freshly sprouted out of the ground with a blanket around him, covered in dirt, while the second one shows a young scout Hunter covered in bandages receiving his sprig plushie. Darius' narration reads "courtesy of Hettie Cutburn- she found the only surviving copy of your early life medical records and gave them to me". Willow says "aww, you were so cute!". The final panel shows Hunter looking embarrassed/stunned as Willow takes a photo of the documents, and Darius says "I'm considering it an early father's day present- so, thank you, Hunter". End ID]

MERRY DADRIUS WEEK!!! Thank you to @sergeantsporks for hosting! There's other prompts I wanna do but they'll probably be late (maybe I'll do them in bulk and upload them on the final day). Til then here's a silly comic!

[mangosaurus]

"your light burns bright, darius bowman. and i'll follow you anywhere—" but darius couldn't do the same for her. yeah i'd be depressed too if i were him

[thenugking]

Darius' first proper appearace in Owl House is so fucking funny in reterospect. It's not even that he and Eber are just fucking larping as villains because "oh raine's a shit actor so I guess we're gonna have to go all out on this." It's that Darius and Eda and Raine were besties in school, and Eda and Raine look at the situation and immediately just go "lets kill Darius". There's not even a discussion they're just... both immediately 100% down to murder their old friend???

Like, did they talk about this later?? Was Darius aware they were perfectly willing to go through with it, or was he expecting them to back out? Did Raine end up telling him "actually if I hadn't coincidentally realised eda had kids, you and me and eda and eberwolf would all be Fucking Dead right now. Maybe don't go so hard on the villain larp next time." Is that a conversation that happened??

And. Did they have that conversation about how they'd all be dead and unable to stop belos, all because Darius didn't stop to communicate with Raine, and then also go on to decide Raine should refuse to communicate with Eda about Anything???? And exactly how fucking disastrously did the school plays that they were presumably all in together go that 30 years on they repeatedly decide that this is the best solution?

[darksigns-exe]

I’m going to scream so loud that I’ll explode

[okurrroye]

See what we not going to do is dangle Darilyn again instead give me Benius you idiotic cowards.

[badgirlcoven-official]

"Willow is a bad character because she's a mary sue" me when I missed the entire point of the show

[morhido]

Hm?

....oh darius soo taught him that trick.

[darkaac]

Fin.

[crocs-simp]

THE FIRST FUCKING FRAME????

[moon9931]

oh, yeah, by the way darius is a fucking freak.

and Jinxx painted his nails green

him shy

bites him