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happy birthday julie!!!!!!! i hope it has been just as awesome as you are (exponentially awesome)
i love you so so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy 21st bday!!!!!!!!!ππΊπΊπ
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whWGJFKFHHJEKGHG WILSON UR SO SWEET WAUBHGGH THANK YOU SO MUCH AND THANK YOU FOR THE PRECIOUS CAT PICTURES.....I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈππππ
#FUCK yes lemon loaf FUCK yes sniffing Fuck Yes keep liking my.posts and well end up like this#FUCK yes birthday kitty#FUCK YES SMOL!!!#ask#wils#birthday#I LOVE U SMMMM GRABS YOU SHAKES YOU AROUND SO VIOLENTLY EATS U
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What if you wanted to knit but your body said "arthritis induced depressive episode ONLY" t-t
In my state of Not Knitting I've mostly been playing bideo wames but also decided to indulge in my favourite past time of reading multi million word Korean webnovels. One of said webnovels features a metric fuck ton of Hot Pink Yarn. And a man I'm very normal about knitting things for a man he's very normal about. Including a cardigan.
Do I in any way need a hot pink cardigan knit specifically to mimic the one from the novel? Absolutely not. But I Want It. (Also I've been wanting to knit a cardigan for like a year now and keep changing my mind)
In the novel, the yarn used is from a monster sheep that's later dyed hot pink. I'm not willing to use real wool for this, so instead I'm going with acrylic and got some of Hobbii's Fluffy Day in Deep Pink. Which is just an eye watering colour (canonically the hot pink yarn is painful to behold) and comes personally recommended from a friend of mine. I also got a roll of a glitter thread also sold through Hobbii in pink. Both to make the overall cardigan more obnoxious but also to give it more of a "this is wool from a monster sheep" and not just acrylic yarn.
As for the actual cardigan, it's described as a "Handmade Hot Pink Long Cardigan" "roomy and had big pockets" "(while a wip) an elaborate knitting pattern". There's enough wiggle room I can do basically anything I want with this. But my brain has latched on to the word "elaborate" and won't let go. So as soon as I get my hands on The Yarn, I'm going to swatch for this cardigan pattern published by Vogue Knitting.
It's quite possible this yarn does Not work for that pattern but I want to try it anyway just to suffer. And if it does work, I'll have to grade up the pattern, and potentially make changes to the length of the cardigan (I bought quite a bit more yarn than I thought I'd need just in case). But this pattern just Feels Right, the guy who knits is constantly wearing designer clothes so knitting an actual designer pattern is perfectly in theme. I've also been informed that the Fluffy Day yarn is incredibly warm so having a bit of open work would help with heat regulation.
If I complete this cardigan within the next ten years and have extra yarn left over I'll be sure to knit the matching hat (including a pom-pom), scarf long enough for several people to use, and fingerless gloves. All in hot pink so bright it's probably going to give me several headaches. Read S-Classes I Raised it's so good it'ssogood
#yes i AM hyperfocusing on random shit to ignore current events. i do not want to think about it#is there anything more accurate about being a knitter than getting yarn from someone. and going βi knit you thing with this???β#like the Giving of the Hot Pink Yarn was clearly to fuck with the other guy. but then that guy started making the first guy stuff#but the first guy just unironically uses all of it?? he's like βthis is so uglyβ and then he puts it on and goes :3 teehee comfy#he even used the hat to carry the other guy in when he was unconscious bc he wanted something comfy (it makes sense in context he was smol)#i'm SO normal about these two dudes and their weird courtship.#i want that morally questionable old man and the looks like a cinnamon roll will kill you twink to be happy
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demon children
#naruto#inuyasha#uzumaki naruto#does inuyasha even have a last name lmaodjvjjdjgf#god anwhay i fucking love these two#i grew up w the#and i just djghfjjgjgf pls wtf im cyrign#i need them to interact#iw ill make it happen#theyre just smol boys wtfffff#my art#hahahshdhdhfhf anyway looool#inuyasha was like ny first crush even before having a#crush on an actual human being#yes its true#i saw him on my aunts house when i went down the stairs#and like wtf whos that guy hes so handsome wtfdkgjfjjgg#i kid u not i cried bc we dont have cable#and he only showed up on a channel that needs it#so i was like god when will i see him again boohoo
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love how media adaptations of ramayan portray lakshman as a 5 foot nothing with anger management issues and patience range zero to nil like go short king rooting for you
#over exaggerating ofc but#i was watching the current ramayan show and the guy playing laksham is literally π smol#and yes i know he IS supposed to be short tempered etc etc but there's something about π height and π tempered#even og ramayan lakshman was v smol cuti babe#and there have been media portrayals both books and television where he's tall and massive all like siya ke ram ig?#and ram chandra series by amish but that man can fuck himself atp idc#anyways smol lakshman ftw#ramayan#text
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the silly littol goober guy the the skringly sploinker the the schemer Ink Sans by Comyet
My Ink (human) Aromantic + Gay, Demiboy (They/He) -3'8 -Funky Birthmarks -Only feels *sexual* attraction, ew romance -Hyper (+flexible) -Eats playdough
+Extras not on canvas -Has a heart shaped birth mark under his heart shaped shirt patch -Asian + French -Biological mom was a surrogate for his dads -Hair glows under a blacklight -Autism + ADHD (c'mon it's an Ink au) -Zero masking, only fuck it we ball -Legal π
#ink sans#sans au#my art#art#fanart#silly little guy#goober#i love ink#fav character by far#smol#silly#goob#he is perfection#yes hes looking at an underTAIL au#showcasing his curly blush#topg and aster should makeout#they probably have in front of him several times#thats why he turned out this way#just a lil fucked up#and gay
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sick and fucking tired of seeing people kagehina-posting to the song I Don't Smoke by Mitski as if any of those lyrics fit them at all. "if you need to be mean be mean to me" and it's always the s2 ep5 fight where hinata is the victim as if that argument was kageyama patronizing hinata and not the two of them having a minor disagreement and hinata ultimately fighting for what he knows is right. "i can take it and put it inside of me" in reference to hinata internalizing any shitty thing that's ever been said to him as if he hasn't been glued to kageyama's side ever since day one when kageyama was calling him a 'klutzy piece of shit' on the regular and not giving a single fuck. "just don't leave me alone wondering where you are" as a form of hinata angst because kageyama went to the world stage, where he definitely won't be found, because his face definitely won't be on the TV screens in restaurants in hinata's new home town because STILL the universe refuses to keep them apart for some fucking reason. hell, if anything that line should be told from kageyama 'i have abandonment issues' tobio's perspective, because at the end of the day HINATA was the one to leave for some foreign country on the other side of the world (but even then, they still most definitely kept contact. like you're crazy if you think that a mere ocean is going to keep them apart). but, yknow, the haikyuu tiktok community just loooooves to demonize tobio any chance they get, because, well, they can't baby the autistic coded character so they gotta make him seem like a horrible person instead! i can't do this anymore .
#and even the people who DO baby tobio are wacky#like. yes. he's kinda cute sometimes. but he's also not ur soft uwu smol baby boy.#he's literally just a guy who's really fucking passionate about volleyball#he does things that are cute. but so does literally everyone else.#pls do not overshadow the depth and complexity of tobio's character just because his protein snack of choice is a yogurt drink#also if you want an angsty mitski song that fits kagehina Two Slow Dancers is RIGHT THERE#Once More to see You and I Will if you want a more fanfic take on them#but I Don't Smoke? chat we GOTTA get better at relationship and character analysis#volleyball guys
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and I really am fond of the epic romantic lan wangji with the grand gestures and the perfectly timed acts of service and the unrelenting support I just think you've gotta inject some groundedness in there besides 'wow...he has freckles...it makes him look so human' (real line I read once) bc it does feed a little into the cultivation world's false image of his untouchable perfection but even more importantly it's ALSO that people project onto wei wuxian so bad to make him anxious and self-concious and average and diminished in the narrative to make him the everyman and forget what a confident, unique, incredible, brilliant, thoughtful character he is, and what a powerhouse he is in his own right in both a romantic and nonromantic sense, so the story becomes the one-sided and unbalanced savior relationship it never was in canon. that too
#more than anything they have to match. thats my conclusion#there's a lpt of versions of wx that work but they have GOT to match#wwx can't be an uwu smol bean that lwj like...fucks into a self-discovery idk#they have GOT to have the same narrative weight and honestly I'd even say they have to know it too#they ARE the x4x couple...#yes lwj is the love interest but like. thats WEI WUXIAN. do you even know what that MEANS#cql txp
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Ace people making silly posts about how they didnβt get allos during the peak of ace discourse were not in fact being homophobic (especially not the teenagers). You try feeling alienated from every community and not making some jokes about how itβs actually everyone else who is weird
#we werenβt welcome in lgbt+ spaces and we certainly werenβt welcome in cishet spaces#and yes that applies to aces who were otherwise lgbt+ too#ace discourse#(I of course am not lgbt+ even though I am also aro because aromantic people donβt exist)#(thatβs a joke based on something aphobes said to us)#(I believe in aromantic people because I am one)#also asserting only ace people were participating in the βuwu smol beanβ culture is kinda aphobic#I was reading a lot of grimdark fantasy at the time I certainly werenβt involved in that#and Iβm sure plenty of allos were#because that has fucking nothing to do with your sexuality
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The image of the kitsune fighting tooth and nail for her immortality just to return home to see a very cute and confused fox is hilarious. Now they have to help turn you back to mostly human lmaoo
Bruh that was not my intention but oh my GOD is that amazing
And no one told her this was happening, it just happened
She's just making coffee and suddenly she's a fox
Ngl she'd probably be a little freaked out, if only cause she doesn't know where it came from WHAT DID THIS??? IS THERE MORE MAGIC COFFEE??? IS THERE A WIZARD IN MY HOUSE??? DUDE WTF!
And now they gotta change her back and/teach her how to use her powers so she can regain her human form
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
#bear text#blush blush game#kitsune bundle#Iris#marshmallow oc#blush blush oc#OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED#it also makes me think of---- fucking whats it#SHAMPOO! FROM RANMA 1/2#i believe shampoo is a cat but ye#she just poof into a little fox creature#halp#she smol
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Roosterteeth wasted millions of dollars on Genlock. Wasted millions not on A-list voice actors like Troy Baker and Laura Bailey, but TOP HOLLYWOOD ACTORS who starred in critical acclaimed movies and TV series.
Burnie Burns, the former CEO, has made enough money to purchase a flipping Tesla, and move across to another flipping continent on the other side of the world.
Whatever financial hang ups are going on behind the scenes and stalling RWBY, itβs on Roosterteeth. Their dumb, utterly dim-witted, brainless, ignorant financial decisions finally caught up to them.Β
They do not deserve a Kickstarter and they absolutely donβt deserve this bullshit hashtag either.
#rwde#ya'll should''ve used that genlock money on improving the animation and writing quality of rwby#because yes outside of the fndm bubble the show does look like shit#i'm sorry but people in the real world don't care about roosterteeth's sob story#nor do they have the same parasocial relationship ya'll do with these e-celeb vultures#roosterteeh wants to be up there with the big bois in the industry but still want the benefits#of being a smol uwu indie company of 30 people#like pick a struggle#its all fuck the big back roosterteeth managment until they dangleΒ that shiny new rwby news#oooh I can't WAIT for the next scandal#what's next? somebody unalives themselves?
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Yknow, the fact that Matsushige looks like a knock-off Sohei Dojima probably really didnβt help matters did it
#smol speaks#akira nishikiyama#yes he's getting tagged because I Am Once Again Thinking About Him#specifically I'm trying to write a dumb lil fic and I'm rewatching his downfall to remind myself what his fuckin office looks like#it's here i must be honest: i made a 'smash or pass' style tierlist when i was only like halfway through playing 0#so i Did Not Recognise Dojima On The List. i honest to god thought it was Matsushige at first glance#i was like 'ah fuck guess he's in 0 too at some point?' and because the tier list had EVERY Yakuza character they were all very small#but also it's just a sea of faces most of which I Don't Recognise. so i think Dojima isn't even on that list gvbhnjkmvfgbhnjkm#he's not even on the I Am Going To Beat You To Death tier cause i didnt know who he was!!!! fuck you Dojima!!!#THAT'S your impact on me i couldnt even RECOGNISE you!!!! fucker!!!! but yeah that is my confession#i should redo that tier list when i play more of these games but i dont think many will end up on the 'would' tiers. theyre all just kinda#...eh. yknow? anyway yeah uhhhhh hey Matsushige what do you mean 'the boss knows what kind of earner [you] are'?#you mean a bitch? a big bastard who throws his weight around and doesnt respect his superiors? and he gave you to Nishiki?#he knew you were like this and gave you to Nishiki? am i hearing that right? is that correct?#god i fucking hate Kazama. Nishiki shoulda shot him twice.
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#do you ever see someone get delivered a devastating line and they. just keep fucking going#like what im certain is a straight guy made a account just to go like 'actually harley quinn is the abusive rapist (and joker is innocent)'#and he keeps adding to it#a big thing hes upset about is how 'dc pandered to the gays'#bc apparently bisexuality is nonexistent#and someone pointed out how 'everything is meant to pander to something you just consider this one bad bc its gay'#this guy made a whole list of it and seems to think his smol boi joker was raped by his psychiatrist#(conveniently forgetting everything that led up to such a event)#hes also a 'barbie super fan' whos critique of the movie was 'it was too feminist and wokey'#its like listening to ratm and being surprised theyre theyre not raging against the washing machine#i think my main thing is theyre Are adaptations where she Is abusive#(telltale had a good spin on it imo)#but you pick the animated series? the lego movies? the suicide squads? her fucking Show???????? okay#all of the above showcasing how joker is Not some victim that harley abused?#okay...#idk man#its weird how something can literally look you in the eye and say 'this is a abusive relationship where the man is abusing the woman'#and Somehow you take it as '*nodding* she was a abuser because he was her client before#(and yes i am going to completely disregard anything that he did)'#.....tbh considering its coming from someone that literally said he doesnt think sexism and systematic oppression is real#im. not surprised#thinking on it i think the only reason he thinks shes abusive isnt whatever the hell he comes up with#but rather. the fact shes decidedly not straight.#like i genuinely think if she stayed being abused by the joker this guy wouldnt have had a problem with it.
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i tried to redraw a funny with axepuff but i realized it wouldn't work bc puff is canonically so much smaller (i mean he already is small but like when comparing him to axel is sjldkfjslfd) so it would technically look like this:
#yes i know the heights might be outdated but i couldn't care less#heck i'd even make puff my height if the heights turned out to be not canon#4'11 to be exact#i am. smol#and so is he#who wanna be the axel to my puff /j#not feeling like tagging the yfm or the axepuff tag bc i feel like i've been clogging it with my stuff#i should technically be studying for finals but here i am. Drawing these two nonstop. Let's go besties#pls get me out of this hell#my art#actually fuck it#hey axepuff truthers look at these two#axepuff#im so hopeless for them fr#may or may not delete later
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wow the notes in that previous post suck so bad. I am begging you all to go outside and travel
#like people with their whole chest saying uwuahaaa this id why i cant travel im just a smol bean and i cant handle itttt#fuck off. like yeah you're an American tourist! you're gonna annoy people!! get the fuck over it! do it anyways!!!#you really all live your life praying to never experience the SLIGHTEST discomfort huh??#do things that annoy people. be a bother. take up space. get the fuck over yourselves we are on this planet to ask of others AND BE ASKED!!#but nooooo you're just too much of a scawed widdle sociawwy anxious enby bean to dare setting foot outside your bedroom. grow up!!!#you can be the most respectful kind self-contained person on earth and people will still be annoyed by you sometimes thats LIFE#but. i digress#idk why i dont automatically expect tumblr posts making a joke about a common uncomfortable experience to immediately be taken as#yes so true this is exactly why we should all never leave the house again#.txt#atlas shrugs
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"Sorry guys, I'm on Hazard duty" has way different meaning on the Nemesis but it partially has the same meaning
#transformers#maccadam#tfp au#oc talk#yes this was inspired by me thinking a lot about someone scruffing hazard and caring them around after they come out of the damn lab#this bitch will face the medical wrath of Ratchet_ Pharma_ and Knockout eventually#you don't just have that bad of lab safety and come out unscathed#so fucking smol and terrifying and confident#hazard
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Having someone tall sit on your lap and you can cuddle them like you can wrap your arms around them and get swallowed up by how tall they are and how they tower over you hi help like if youβre the shorter person between you two cause then when they sit down and you are still standing you can like pretend to be tall and hug them around their head yaβknow? Or if theyβre shorter than you and you can rest your chin on the top of their head π
#yes Iβm thinkin bout erwin shut up π‘π€#yes Iβm thinking about tall tall boys π‘π#or lil smol bean boys like wonjun π#cause Iβm 5β2 so the closest idols to my height are woozi and jinhwan#the males#I do know 5 female idols that are shorter than me tho π₯Ί#short woman are so cute#but then really tall lady maidens tho ππ€#tall people are so fun to look at cause youβre like βhowβs the weather up there?β#and short people you can just shove in a suitcase#the relationships where one is smol and one is tol πβ¨#or both tall π#if I ever get in a relationship lol#what if Iβm taller I will scream#and sometimes I swear I want to be shorter cause sometimes 6β3 and 6β4 is not far enough away lol#Iβm sorry uiyeon and hwalchan and junghyun#I want to be a fucking ant compared to me s/o alright?#is that a bad thing?#probably#anyway I can dream#personal#random
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