#FUCK YEAH I DID A REQUEST

[technically-human]

Can you draw something with Doom Patrol!Edwin and Netflix!Edwin?

Maybe something about Dp!Edwin talking about his feelings for Charles with N!Edwin?

It's just something I've been thinking of, make it a little angsty?<3

Glad you asked

ko-fi

[deoidesign]

Red is a good color

[houseswife]

yeah your boyfriend peeled you an orange but would he fake his death to make you his afterlife? would black flowers blossom, fearless on his breath?

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: in the centaur equivalent of the scene in season 1 where Diego jumps on Hazel's back and tries to kill him, centaur Diego is standing on centaur Hazel's back while threatening him and attempting to strangle him. End ID.]

my entire thought process for this (and i cannot stress this enough) INCREDIBLY difficult drawing was "that thing the hargreeves do where they jump on peoples backs while fighting would be really fucked up if they were horses lmao".

Hazel's lucky he's gigantic and didn't get his spine broken. Also, i am never not thinking about how they do this because they learned how to fight when they would be smaller than their opponents.

[ID: several miscellaneous umbrella academy centaur au drawings. The first is of Luther and Diego when they were kids (and little foals!) having a fistfight. The second is of Allison braiding Claire's hair while Claire braids Allison's tail. The third is of Diego as an adult, with his horse half's winter coat in a trace clip (ie shaved his underside and the front of his chest, and around the top of his legs). The fourth is of teen Diego, playing a bass. The fourth is of Viktor with his winter coat grown in, scratching his sides. End ID.]

Today's offerings are mostly super old drawings that im finally posting, and also mostly requests (which i've noted with my barely legible handwriting)! mostly (entirely) from @littlerit, here you go! i dont even know if you remember asking for some of these.

(i accept centaur requests from everyone, not just littlerit, but she has been the most gung-ho about it!)

[putting-kinito-in-places]

Deltarune?

Hiii, this is the mod who made the Undertale one! Hope you like this, Anon!!!! ^_^

[queenboimler]

UNIVERSITY FINANCIAL AID OFFICES CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

[wildchives4]

Maybe I'm projecting and being hopeful but I mentioned to M that I don't even get to shit by myself in peace lmao and I feel like something clicked for him. Bc I was like hey, at least you get private bathroom breaks at work (noncombative). And since then he's been a lot more acquiescent when I ask if I can nap and stuff

[anaceshornyblog]

Jon thought he was safe.

A stupid thought really now that he considered it. Just because he had managed to grasp a bit of power in his hands didn’t mean there wasn’t a bigger monster waiting to pounce. Jon cowered beneath the old cot, hoping the monster would overlook him this once.

As the footsteps sounded through the Archive Jon couldn’t hold back a quiet whimper, trying to make himself small, to be unnoticed. He couldn’t get quite as small as he used to, not with his stomach the size it was, but he tried to curl up, to protect both of them. If he could just hide long enough surely Elias would come, if not for Jon, than for the baby, right?

In his bid to make himself small he had lost track of the footsteps, a stupid thing to do really. He was of the Eye he should be able to know anything in his domain. Should meant very little when the only thing he could focus on was terror.

“Hello little rabbit,” Jon couldn’t hold back a scream as his ankle was grabbed and pulled backward. He tried to grab onto anything, but Jon was weak, and underfed, so he was easily pulled out and half-thrown against the wall.

Jon did his best to curve himself around his stomach, shielding it as he hit the wall. He felt something crack and he screamed again, though he could almost feel the break healing, a few moments later. He pushed himself up as best he could, blood from whatever hand broken dripping down his leg.

“Knew I smelled a monster down here,” The hunter looked quite the monster himself. The part of Jon that was the Eye, found it comparable to the description of the wolf creature from Virginia. The rest of him could only whimper, trying to make himself small.

“Please, please don’t hurt us please,” Jon’s arms were wrapped tight around his belly shielding his baby as best he could, in case the Hunter attacked. Jon could see the monster’s grin widen as he took in Jon’s condition. Jons pleas became frightened whimpers, his whole body trembling, he could feel terror starting to paralyze him.

“Well looks like I’ve bagged two monsters this hunt.” The Hunter reached toward Jon’s stomach, claws stretched out. Knowing he couldn’t let the man hurt his baby, Jon threw himself to the side the claws narrowly missing his belly instead digging into his side. Jon screamed again, blood was now pooling beneath him, the wounds healing sluggishly. He had to move, he had to, he had to protect his baby.

“Now now, you’ve been caught little rabbit, no trying to run away now.” Jon ignored him scrabbling to his feet, he just needed to get to Elias, Elias would the baby. The hunter grabbed for him, and though he didn’t get a good grip he managed to dig his claws into Jon’s shoulder. Jon couldn’t hold back a yelp of pain as he tore free, blood now dripping down his arm, as he sprinted for the door hearing laughter behind him.

It was fine he could see the door, it was just a bit farther. Once he got there he’d be safe, they both would be. He made it halfway there before the monster was on him, his arms wrapping around his waist just above his stomach. Jon tried to kick free, thrashing, cornered prey knowing that if they stopped fighting they’d be eaten. The Hunter barely seemed to notice other than tightening his grip as he laughed in his ear.

“I win” Jon could feel the Hunter’s hot against his skin. Could feel the terror, the hopelessness pooling in his chest. He was going to die, the monster was going to kill him, and his baby, because he was too weak, too scared. Jon started to cry, heaving sobs, as his struggles started weaken, blood loss robbing him of the little fight he had left.

“I’m disappointed,” Jon froze as he felt a spray of warm blood across his face, as a bullet slammed into the Hunter’s skull. Jon fell to the ground, as the monster collapsed seemingly not as hardy as the creature it resembled, or weak in a place of power not its own.

“Such a pathetic little thing aren’t you?” Jon couldn’t refute the statement as he half crawled toward Elias. Elias’s expression as always was impossible to read as he looked down at him. He hesitated, Elias was as usual pristine, while Jon looked like he had, well like he had just almost been mauled to death by a predator and not gotten off unscathed. Elias closed the distance pulling him close, examining Jon with an expression that Jon if he was better at reading others, would call hungry.

“Didn’t even try to fight did you? Just ran and hid like just like a little rabbit,” Elias smirked as he pressed his lips to Jon’s bloody ones. Some part of Jon, a very tiny part wondered at the fact that Elias called him what the hunter had, surely a coincidence. The rest of him was busy kissing Elias back, Jon noticed Elias was hard against him, and Jon couldn’t help but moan. That small part of him also objected to this, Jon had almost just died, this shouldn’t be a turn on, Jon told that part to shut up.

“So terrified, what if I hadn’t come Jon, were you going to just roll over for this monster too?” Jon was starting to feel a bit floaty, probably due to his adrenaline draining, and the blood loss. Without much of his own input found himself undressed, bloody clothes already half shredded anyway.

“Of course I had to come save you,” Elias laid Jon gently on the least occupied desk, caressing his swollen stomach. Jon wondered briefly if Elias would have let him get eaten if the baby wasn’t his. His brain went blank again as Elias thrust into him, Jon gasping, not quite ready, but he wasn’t really able to think.

“Such a pretty little thing,” The hungry look was back, he kept one hand on Jon’s stomach the other tracing one of Jon’s new scars as some of the shallower scratches had finished healing. Blood painted his fingers leaving streaks of red on Jon’s breast as he teased his nipples. Jon came like a thunderclap, his continued use quickly becoming overwhelming, but Elias didn’t stop. Jon couldn’t do much more than lay there and take it, mewling as he was used.

“You’ll have to eat better you know? I’ve let this go on too long, you need to be stronger for the baby,” Jon opened his mouth to argue, there was a reason he couldn’t, but the reason fled his brain as Elias thrust harder. Jon keened as he came again, blood loss and adrenaline drain finally catching up as he could feel himself start to pass out.

“You looked so lovely terrified out of your pretty mind.” Jon wasn’t sure if he imagined those words as darkness settled over him, and he knew no more.

[tealfruit]

another day another dealing with management scrambling about their own poor decisions and supply chain/budget issues even tho I'm really fucking not paid enough for all that

[darsynia]

Me: Okay so I did, admittedly, self-defensively 'forget' that I had inbox fic requests during my time away, but I did it not to feel huge guilt and I'm excited to work on them so thank you for your requests and I'm sorry about that!

Also me:

[fatyote]

Nothing is hotter than someone getting off on all my fat. Huff…

[meowdei]

I love when patients yell at me once they come in because my incompetent coworkers tell them completely wrong info over the phone 😍

[redrosydiaz]

FUCK APPLE TV LIVES DO NOT GET APPLE TV ITS BULLSHIT

[trenchcoatsbi]

Hello there! Our Techno is looking for new names, and I'd love your help. He's said that he prefers masc or neutral terms, but that's not as important as sounding dangerous and elegant. Blade uses he/him and blade/bladeself pronouns, so that could also serve as inspiration. He likes boars, piglin brutes, big axes, and red flowy capes.

Thank you in advance! Scrolling thru here always makes us very happy!

--Niki kin (host)

hi! hi! 'm pretty sure you requested a techno drawin a while back? tbh uh even if you didn't uh yeah here's a doodle cause uh idk i had it on my request list... anyway yeah uh that and also there's like names under the cut for ya -phil

Alastair

Atticus

Aurelius

Ares

Achilles

Perseus

Brand/Brant

Donovan

Donahue

Everett

Averil

Borden

Warrick

Saber

Axton

[dangerous-advantage]

finally caved and just bought all of the heaven official's blessing books. look out for the myriad of long-ass analysis posts that are sure to follow

[dearcharms]

me: ok i wrote the last fic i wanted to write, bye ao3! bye world! bye writing BYE!!!!!!!!

me 4 days later: (makes x reader blog)

me:

me:

me: WHAT