#FUCK U DAD

[ignisgayentia]

yooo....... it's so bananas October is here already!!! i'm getting MARRIED this month WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

[turningpaige]

I can’t believe I still have this stupid clipping. fuck u dad 🖕u absolute hoax.

[plantamagicae]

I'll check in on you in an hour. You'd better not have moved.

[ 🌱 ] olive eyes carefully watched as the man wandered away from her before she sprung up on her feet and absolutely hauled ass in the opposite direction.

he had taken her away from her exercise routine and she didn't want to lose count! she was at... 32 push-ups! wait, was it 32 or 33?

oh titan, she had to start again...

[vaindumbass]

love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

[ohlookitsthearkhamknight]

I love when family fist fights break out in the nursing home room

[yappingbitch73]

I'm giving up, I've tried so hard to be happy but there's no point in trying to even live, I don't even have the luxury of being left alone in an empty living room

[dippypuppyboy]

I literally just need to type this out to get it out of my head, so please don't feel obligated to read this. I hate that my brain is programmed to worry and fear that those around me don't love me anymore and are going to leave. Literally since birth I've experienced abandonment and it just never stopped. I know everyone can't stay but fuck I wish the ones who made me feel alive and whole did. I've had so many friends who I thought would be with me till the end, friends who made me feel like I was truly living, People I spent multiple days a Week with for years. Just block or drop me, pretend like we don't exist when we see each other or talk again. I wish I didn't experience and internalize these feelings. I held onto them and now they make relationships hard. I miss my friend. We went from hanging out multiple times a week to struggling to find time, to talking on and off all day to maybe once if I'm lucky and I text first. I know that this is probably all In my head. The worry. I know they have alot going on, but fuck I miss them and my head is screaming what if they leave too? I hate that it makes me feel crazy. I hate that I'm worried I'll annoy him with my, I hope you have a good days. I just wanna feel better.

[theauvergne]

imagine u havent spoken to ur dad in years and then he publishes a book about gay vampires that sells millions of copies and u decide "hey maybe he's gotten his shit together from his recent successes since the last time we spoke" so u meet up with him for lunch and he brings this 27 year old with him that he says he met in dubai. and ur really uncomfortable and trying to warn him that this kid is gonna steal all of his money as subtly as u can without ruining lunch. and at the same time ur trying to figure out why he's wearing colored contact lenses and acrylic nails and he's also like extremely cold and ur like "okay maybe he's just trying to find himself and it's kind of cold in here ... he's old ... old ppl are sensitive" and then u find out he's a fucking vampire and the 27 year old isn't the sugar baby but instead the sugar daddy

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

[boarloved-art]

Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him

oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.

anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny adopts Jason and Dan kills the Joker au

Danny adopts Jason not because of the pit but because he sees how hard the guy goes after the Joker. At first Danny thinks nothing of it, but then Jason gets all the core vibes typical of wanting to avenge something. that would be fine except Jason is a bby ghost and the thing he wants to avenge is his own’s death. It’s a feeling Danny almost didn’t have to struggle with, being that a portal killed him (except it was the reason he immediately went to have beef with anyone that crossed the portal. They were essentially aided with the device that killed him and that made him feel… threatened? Frostbite didn’t explain it all that well) so yeah here’s Danny having a bit of a heart attack because the Red Hood is actively seeking to be in the same room as his murderer which baby ghosts are not allowed to what the fuck. He personally won’t do it, (cause he’s never killed someone) but he’s not above asking his older brother Dan to do it.

Danny: think of it as a favor I’m asking of u

Dan: it’s murder, that way surpasses a favor

Danny: 🥺 i’ll buy u a donut

Dan:

Dan: make it a half a dozen and you’re on

[ifinallygotanidea]

I TOLD YA "BYE SIR"

I was sure you would just let it beeeee

BUT NOOOOO, YOU'RE AS NOSY AS MY BROTHER

Oh my god @ifinallygotanidea is my Connor Kent. Jesus.

[whoviandoodler]

been thinking about pok a lot again and that moment when riz told him sklonda was dating gorthalax (in some capacity or another) and pok just went quiet for a bit before he wished her well and like. he's riz's father to such a degree that it hurts. he died young, got to paradise and then said, ok time to go back to work, chop chop. and he does take breaks to listen to riz at his grave and he works in a beautiful meadow when he's not down in hell and -literally speaking- he does sit down but metaphorically he keeps on going and going.

and i'm just imagining that- obviously he knows that he's dead, right? but the human* brain is weird in that way where you'll know things, and you might even sit with them and think you've processed them, but then something will hit you out of left field and you'll realize there are so many aspects of the situation you hadn't internalized yet, and i think that one of those aspects for pok was sklonda, or rather all the dimensions in which her life branched off after he died. because with riz he'd always been painfully aware that his kid was growing up and changing, but with sklonda it's a bit more complicated, it's a bit easier to process the grief of being apart from her, purely on an unconscious level, as being away for work. he's working, she's working, she probably tells him about her work and about riz and riz includes his mom in his stories and it's like, oh this is horribly painful, that i can't be there, but in a way he and sklonda share a lot of what they used to when he was working abroad, no matter how far apart- they're always connected by their love for each other and the quiet but omnipresent nuptial tie and the state of being riz's parents.

and then he's suddenly hit with the reality of an area of sklonda's life that hadn't been on his mind before, considering they were happily and monogamously married. truly just a matter of like, this is not a space you occupy anymore, you're fucking dead, until death do us part and all that, and she might still love you but she loves you like a dead husband like a source of grief like the man she once knew not a living partner. and it's neither of their faults, it's purely a tragedy, and he genuinely wishes her the best because he loves her, he doesn't want her to be alone nor does he expect her to be faithful past reason and the vow they made to each other. but the grief of it still really fucking stings, doesn't it?

[tiringwritings]

uncle buck has my heart

[mint-chocolate-flakes]

I think Liir and Callie would’ve been friends

Doodles cuz art block

All I know about Liir is that he got his mom’s bisexuality. Idk how to draw him either

I am also tripping balls rn

[shouyuus]

>“college roommate!vi who goes real quiet the first time you laugh in her presence, a real laugh, not one of those ha-ha ones you snipe at her when she's trying to get a rise out of you, or teasing you about spending all your time in the library, but one that shakes your shoulders and makes your whole face light up.”

inserts that one reaction image with the badly drawn figure head in hands blushing. ahem anyways i’ve been going through your collage roommate stuff again because it’s so lovely i love rereading it!!! your hc stuff is so nice

i feel like just. lovergirl!vi is so real in every universe right like no matter what, she loves so hard and with her whole entire fucking chest. like.

the first time she feels that tingle in her stomach, she kinda knows is already a bit too late. bc like PHEW there's only DOWN from here like she's finna SPIRAL and she KNOWS it.

all rise for simp!vi truthers!!!!