#FUCK THAT ROBOT

[rex101111]

I’m sure CEL-240 is supposed to be a really tough, intimidating boss (and well it is), but it ain’t intimidating enough because my preferred strat for dealing with it is jumping right at this glowing machine of red death when the fight starts and immediately charging up a Pile Bunker. And it always works, every time. 

Just this absolute menace of laser bullet hell is charging its Fuck Off And DIE attack, Walter and Ayre are shitting their pants in complete terror of this thing, and then this mute weird lobotomite fucking leaps straight up close enough to make out with it and does a 50 frame wind up attack in full confidence they won’t miss and it fucking works.

It instantly fills up its stagger gauge too, so while CEL is trying to wrap its head around what absolute fuckery it’s just endured, 621 is already switching to duel Gatling/shotguns and peppering it with even more damn bullets.      

[flob0t]

fuck robots? 😳💜🤖❓

ummmmm. no comment i guess.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Just wanna mention, Loctite is literally an industry-standard for excellent goos that do what they promise: Lock. Tight. Will any expanding foam work? Yeah, probably. But for 100% surety of fuck-up-ability, get the top shelf shit.

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[maukiki1]

Go random bullshit go

Jumpscare warning

[bean-spring]

Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.

Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.

You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.

"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.

"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.

I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.

Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.

Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.

[lazypiper]

So I've been playing this Minecraft server with some friends recently, and one of the mods we have on it is this lil computer mod, with these blocks that serve as LUA environments and can have code run on them right

So I thought it'd be a fun change of pace to not 'join the server' directly at all, and exclusively play through remotely controlling these lil computer blocks via a small websocket server I made- seemed like a unique way to play and I, of course, love robot characters. It's been going well so far! Been really fun

buUUT

I'm sitting here playing with everyone else in the server and people are actively referring to me as a robot/machine/etc and mentioning robotic parts like 'threatening' to hit my power button when getting jokingly mad and discussing my nature as a digital consciousness spread throughout a buncha puters here etc and it's been REALLY fun and

This feels WAY too much like gender euphoria

This has potentially developed into a complicated situation what the fuck do I do

[sonic-adventure-3]

it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo

[chibiveneficus]

oh this robot is gay, like GAY gay

[beausprouts]

Fetch moment 🐶🐶🐶💥💥💥💥💥

[fortunelowtier]

til that the "Cara Mia Addio" in Portal 2 (better known as the "Turret Opera"), when translated, is a full on love song in which Glados refers to Chell as "beautiful" and "dear" throughout, with Ellen Mclain saying in an interview afterwards that the song is meant to essentially be taken as "I'm going to miss you, goodbye, my beloved"

I like to think then that Cara Mia Addio was a song created by Glados in a foreign language that Chell wouldn't understand so that way she could tell her how much she meant/means to her without being too direct because she's scared of attachment

In conclusion, happy pride month to whatever the fuck they had going on

[null-hydrangea]

This image was doing numbers on pinterest and I just realized that I forgot to post it on THE robot enthusiast site ever.

[yeast-infection-enthusiast]

Sticks this on my android robot bf

[mothcpu]

let's all quit the internet! (he/him)

[nikkisticki]

RULE

[cluescorner]

Megatron believes that Orion Pax and Optimus Prime are different people, so he has no problem hurting whatever crawled out of that hole.

Optimus Prime knows that D-16 and Megatron are the same person, so he will never stop believing that he can be redeemed.