#FOR THE RECORD!
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23hr of zolder: "do you think lestappen's real guys"
#just average late night stint convos#dont worry guys chat did not actually make it weird#this is just hilarious#lestappen#team redline#not actually team redline!#for the record!#shack dwellers
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realizing that taking photos of myself shirtless in a mirror 2 show off my top surgery scars is exactly what gymbros do 2 thirst-trap women on their insta stories. except my photos are noble and true, because i am pure of heart and trans of gender
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Hi everyone! I'd like you to meet Bunny!

Bunny has been with me since I was born, but she didn't become my primary stuffed animal until I was around 5, when my original blankets basically turned into dust. I am now 31 years old! I've only spent one night of my life without Bunny with me that wasn't a surprise sleepover, and I can even tell you when it was!
Tonight, I woke up with a gigantic nosebleed, and some of it got on Bunny.
I've needed to send her off to a stuffed animal doctor for quite a while now, as I'm sure you've noticed. A few years ago, I emailed @doctorbeth for a quote to get Bunny all fixed up, and she replied to me very quickly with a completely reasonable price! I would imagine that that price has gone up a little bit in the meantime, which I understand.
The thing is, I've never been able to figure out how to save that money to get her there. On top of that, it will easily be the longest I've ever been without her, and I'm really scared that something bad could happen. I have really bad luck with mail.
If possible, I'd like to raise $300, so that I can send Bunny to be washed and mended properly.
p*yp*l: @ peppermintbird
v*nm* and k*-fi: @ minniebot
Anything would help, even just sharing! Thank you for reading ;v;
#stuffed animals#stuffy#plushies#plushblr#plush toy#she's an eden bunny from the 90s#for the record!#she used to be quite vibrant lmao#not so much anymore!
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Forever and always calling Max “Maxine” feels like deadnaming lol
#I KNOW ITS NOT!#FOR THE RECORD!#people calling her ‘Maxine’ aren’t incorrect or wrong#there’s nothing inherently wrong with it lol#it just Feels wrong lol#this isn’t helped by me headcanoning her as transmasc lol#🪲#max mayfield#max stranger things#stranger things max#stranger things hcs#stranger things headcanons#trans max mayfield#trans headcanon
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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
#for the record it did help#like I know it’s a stereotype#and stereotyping is bad#but i appreciated that he made the effort#he saw I was uncomfortable and took steps to try and make me feel safer#a little misguided#but still#this is rare in Columbia SC#also#I do like Hatsune Miku
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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also on bsky..
#for the record these are gas#but my coworkers kept dissing them and this was a really funny image in my head#artists on tumblr#doodle#clip studio paint#microsoft paint#digital art#comic#ms paint
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Lady Gaga winning Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for “Die With A Smile” at the 67th GRAMMY Awards
#Lady Gaga#die with a smile#die with a smile era#grammys 2025#grammys#The 67th Annual Grammy Awards#Song of the Year#Recording Academy#gaga mars#2025 Grammy Awards#Grammy Awards#Mayhem#Mayhem era#ladygaga#mothermonster#mother monster#Best Pop Duo/Group Performance#grammy#gaga#2025#transgender#lgbtqia#lgbt#trans rights#queer community#gaga gif#gif#lady gaga gif
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons#religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so#personal
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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
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“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
#basically Bruce gets hit with a curse that only allows him to speak in slang#what’s funny is that only dick is chronically online enough to understand him#and Jason’s recording everything for blackmail later#Bruce: don’t care didn’t ask. -100 points for aura and rizz#Jason: LAUGH#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#text#text post#batfamily
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