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peanutable · 6 months

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My boop activity from this historical day! 🫡

#for the record!#peanutalk

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snickeringdragon · 2 years

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OneShot Cedric for bingo?

SILLY MAN. hes a loser and i love him tbh. i wanna be his friend he seems nice

#dragon cave's mailbox #oneshot game #cedric oneshot #for the record!#the 'canon isnt real if i dont look at it'#is specificially referring to the whole 'hes technically a robot'#it confuses me. i dont like being confused. i dont like it.#same would apply 2 rue lol

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wiltingretrospect · 2 years

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I'm so fucking pissed. You know how great that is? I'm not supposed to have emotions because i fucking eat them!

#-Jazz #FUCK OFF. IF YOU HATE US LIKE THAT LITTERALLY JUST LEAVE #ITS WHATS BETTER FOR YOURSELF.#AND NO ACTUALLY WE DONT THINK WHEN SOMEONE UNFOLLOWS US OR BLOCKS US THAT THEYRE GONNA KEEP FUCKING STALKING OUR ACCOUNT #FOR THE RECORD!#SORRY BUT I LITTERALLY DONT. WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID IT YOURSELF THAT IT WAS BETTER YOU LEAVE.#THATS WHAT Y O U DECIDED TO DO. FOR YOURSELF.#jazz's pep trashtalk.#go fucking live a better life. /srs.

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blueskittlesart · 2 months

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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons #religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so #personal

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soupevil · 4 months

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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

#this is like half the recorded video + i was doing this unrecorded for 5 minutes #professor Layton #?

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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mangozic · 5 months

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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loveaankilaq · 3 months

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People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.

#and for the record they do this to all asians even the asian countries they “like” like S Korea or Japan #they get crazy fetishistic and its so gross to read #largely aimed at reddit but like you see this everywhere like on here with annoying white libs

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littlelightfish · 5 months

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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs)#and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

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starbuck · 10 months

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

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sabertoothwalrus · 6 months

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don't ask him about that it's private

#for the record if senshi actually did have an illegitimate child he wouldnt know about it #no WAY he’d be a deadbeat on purpose #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #my art #comic

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ca-dmv-bot · 5 months

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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text BRO WTF #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

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wormy-business · 5 months

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#for the record I would let the fae take 5 #there's 206 bones in the adult human body #a lot of them are small bones in the hands and feet #I feel like its worth the risk to allow 5 to go #and as long as nothing like my skull or pelvis or a really important bone gets taken #with five million dollars I can probably get some kind of surgery to replace a bone thats missing if its bothersome #polls #tumblr polls

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wildbasil · 6 months

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things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

#personal #comics #tw abuse #digital art #personal comic #for the record no i don't think my mother loves me #but the idea that she did kept me in an awful situation for a very long time #the number of times people said “she's your mother. she's trying her best. of course she loves you” etc etc #but i don't think “love” and abuse are mutually exclusive #like even if someone DOES love you it doesn't mean it's not abuse and it doesn't mean it's ok #art tag

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frownyalfred · 29 days

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love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

#ok NOW I’m going back to work #sorry #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #alfred mf pennyworth #I know that’s right #STAY strapped up #the traffic stops disappears entirely from GCPD record #it’s still not enough for Bruce

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tentacleteapot · 9 months

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solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

#add tags to help people find your post #for the record this is my genuine opinion on the matter #hall of fame #I like this post a lot actually I’m glad it’s getting notes thanks everyone #daphne.txt

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