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slythereen · 8 months ago
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23hr of zolder: "do you think lestappen's real guys"
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codecicle-archive · 8 months ago
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realizing that taking photos of myself shirtless in a mirror 2 show off my top surgery scars is exactly what gymbros do 2 thirst-trap women on their insta stories. except my photos are noble and true, because i am pure of heart and trans of gender
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minerva-is-a-robot · 2 months ago
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Hi everyone! I'd like you to meet Bunny!
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Bunny has been with me since I was born, but she didn't become my primary stuffed animal until I was around 5, when my original blankets basically turned into dust. I am now 31 years old! I've only spent one night of my life without Bunny with me that wasn't a surprise sleepover, and I can even tell you when it was!
Tonight, I woke up with a gigantic nosebleed, and some of it got on Bunny.
I've needed to send her off to a stuffed animal doctor for quite a while now, as I'm sure you've noticed. A few years ago, I emailed @doctorbeth for a quote to get Bunny all fixed up, and she replied to me very quickly with a completely reasonable price! I would imagine that that price has gone up a little bit in the meantime, which I understand.
The thing is, I've never been able to figure out how to save that money to get her there. On top of that, it will easily be the longest I've ever been without her, and I'm really scared that something bad could happen. I have really bad luck with mail.
If possible, I'd like to raise $300, so that I can send Bunny to be washed and mended properly.
p*yp*l: @ peppermintbird
v*nm* and k*-fi: @ minniebot
Anything would help, even just sharing! Thank you for reading ;v;
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rotteneldritchhorror · 5 months ago
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Forever and always calling Max “Maxine” feels like deadnaming lol
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pirateprincessjess · 2 months ago
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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
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emptyygallery · 2 months ago
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owenthetokencishet · 19 days ago
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee
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unpeeled-human · 2 months ago
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also on bsky..
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ladyxgaga · 5 months ago
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Lady Gaga winning Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for “Die With A Smile” at the 67th GRAMMY Awards
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bookwyrminspiration · 11 months ago
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I can behave normally around books
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blueskittlesart · 11 months ago
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
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rioblitzle · 7 months ago
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working retail
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bruciemilf · 5 months ago
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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
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letterful · 6 months ago
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saywhat-politics · 6 months ago
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