#this is just hilarious

[slythereen]

23hr of zolder: "do you think lestappen's real guys"

[riicky-ye]

"Cheer! Give praise! Be awed! Raise your glasses! Every night bereft of banqueting is a sordid squandering of sore, sober daylight... And, uh, those who are not yet of age may have grape juice instead!"

— Furina de Fontaine, the wisest woman of them all.

[ruinatlantis]

Hualian: flirting

Shi Qingxuan: O_O

Lang Qianqiu: Right in front of my salad?

[babygirlspurgeon]

i’ve never had more fun ever in my life

[circular-bircular]

its rlly sad to see how endos indoctrinated you. miss how you used to be

I’ve been sitting here laughing at this ask for a bit and I just GOTTA know

Anon

When are you referring to? Cause I was anti-endo for like. It was so short of a time I can’t remember how long it was. I barely scraped the surface of anti-endo.

Do you mean when I was unaligned? I still supported endogenic systems hon.

Also INDOCTRINATE I am losing my mind, that word doesn’t mean what you think it means

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

I LITERALLY LINKED A CHARITY FUNDRAISER AOWNWIWDHDHSIAIQNQIFHSIA

[bearvverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[shadows-and-starlight]

yeah, I can see how menaces to society breed here

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[darlingofdots]

my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

[beanutputterandjelly]

Things I appreciate in my school (Jumpscare warning)

This RELIC in my teacher's class

[fandompsycholove]

The crowns look so traumatized 🤣🤣

Mitosis.

[ciderbird]

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”