#FOR HOURS

[minlicious]

i lied. put your clothes back on. i’m going to talk about the morally very dark grey ancient greek hero with the biggest thighs you’ve seen who loves his wife (and son) more than anything else.

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

No one and I mean NO ONE understands how much I think about this photo

[napping-sapphic]

*gives you compliments while you’re asleep so you can’t get embarrassed and stop me*

[tooshnado]

SONIC 3 SPOILERS!!

Get well soon Tom <3

[scarylarry376]

whatever it takes to fit in am I right? ... so there's this fic im writing DONT HATE ME BUT I really want to explore mutant mayhem Raph's high school experience, because no; high school is not as accepting as the movie depicted it to be.

I do not support/condone underage drug use, if you are struggling please get help <3 Mutant Mayhem Casey Jones design for my fic -> here

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

How about Vox successfully installs a hidden camera in Charlie and Vaggies room for sexy blackmail. But is pissed all the footage he has is cute fluffy hugs and kiss. Nothing explicit at all.

i think if the V's tried this... they would regret it SO fast and probably be scarred for life in the process XD

Vox: "The lack of risk research in this new venture of ours... astounding."

Valentino: "Aw kitty, what better way to keep track of Lucifer's bimbo daughter Charles than by keeping a little camera tucked away in her bedroom?"

Vox: "Pointed at her bed? ONLY her bed?"

Velvette: "Imagine the BLACKMAIL. Hashtag cancel little miss Morningstar!"

Valentino: "Her and her spicy lady are soooooo pruuuudish and so WHOLESOME about that shit stain hotel of theirs- just think of what they'd do not to be the new stars of hell's porn scene?"

Vox: "I'm thinking, if they DON'T mind, their ratings will skyrocket."

Valentino: "....ah."

Velvette: "Oh come on flat screener, there's no way they'd ever be ok with-"

Vox: "And if they DO mind, Lucifer will take us all off the air so fast the cameras will still be rolling while our own heads start to."

Velvette: "FUCK."

Vox: "Am I the only one here actually forecasting audience reactions??"

Velvette: "I HATE BORN LUCKY GIRLS AND THEIR TOP DOG DEMON DADS!"

Valentino: "We can at least heckle their boring sex life privately, yeah?"

Vox: "If they even HAVE one."

Velvette: "Heads up. They're getting into bed now."

Valentino: “Oooooh and they’ve brought equipment~!”

The V’s: “………………”

Valentino: "..... is that. Paperwork?"

Velvette: "Oh hell no."

Vox: "Birds of a feather. If Alastor can be so chummy with them, then-"

Valentino: "They're doing- they’re- fucking doing PAPERWORK in bed!? Together!?? INSTEAD of each other? That’s IT?????"

Velvette: "This is sick. I'm gonna be sick."

Valentino: "AND THEY'RE ENJOYING IT???"

Velvette: "Hhrrrk-"

Vox: "Cut the feed. Destroy the camera. I can feel the static of their domestic fuzzy feel-good lives overtaking my entire network, program by program, station by station." (clutches tv head) "This would be less unsettling if they were a pair of MUPPETS... Fuck this." (deletes camera)

-five minutes later-

Charlie: “You know what Vaggie?”

Vaggie: “What, sweetie?”

Charlie: "I love how much easier doing the hotel budget is when we have each other to cross check it! Frees up a lot more time!"

Vaggie: "Me too babe. Though I kinda still think I love you more."

Charlie: (smiles softly) "Yeah..?"

Vaggie: (leans in) "...yeah."

Charlie: (grins) "Wanna fuck nasty about it?"

Vaggie: (grins back) "I’ll get the toybox."

-meanwhile-

Valentino: “WAIT! ….I feel a disturbance in the fuck! As if two people are having really kinky gay sex right now, and I’m missing out on exploiting it!”

Velvette: (still nauseous) “I’ll exploit my fist to your face if you don’t shut up.”

Vox: “Velvette.”

Velvette: “Oh you know don’t mean it, darling~ Much.”

Vox: “Fair enough.”

Velvette: “Paperwork, blegh. They were using, actual PHYSICAL bits of paper… I’m gonna have fucking nightmares.”

Valentino: “This IS my nightmare!”

Vox: “Welcome to hell, Val.”

[hi-note]

hmmmm fruska.

[weirdsht]

He's so me

[shiongenkai]

Absolutely losing it imagining Haru flirting with Ed in his own Haru way and Ed responding in his own Ed way only for Towa to materialize behind them with the steel chair labelled 'For that old bastard's knees'. Just unparalleled potential hidden in there

[whimsical-creations]

I started out by drawing a redesign of Zoe from the LPS show if she were from G2, but then it kinda evolved and it got super out of hand and I didn't know what to do then all of a sudden the background was attacked by frutiger metro and now its become a new OC/LPSona.

More under the cut

[moontheoretist]

Everybody in solavellan hell: *screaming*

Me: I wonder if Solas will want to join my "I love the Fade" club again.

[earthshine-moon]

These reunions

are going to

break me

[literallymikewheeler]

if ur ever feeling sad abt todd and neil DO NOT!!!! i repeat, DO NOT!!!! listen to "all i want" by kodaline

[atypeofherb9922]

Will anyone write me a fanfic, where Darry is so stressed he breaks down crying in front on the entire gang, pleaseeeeeee I beg of anyone to

[lalavenderangel]

sums up my reaction perfectly to this shoot 🫡