#FOR 5 MINUTES!

[fairchilds-glasses]

Hello I’m being extremely normal again

This shot just makes me so happy 🥹

[bootdork]

I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[puppyboypatrick]

online friends are like. i would trust you with my life. i have never seen your knees

[lazylittledragon]

some beach babes i started while i was on holiday <3

[pinkravat-art]

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

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dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[VD: A Magnus Archives animation done in orange and teal titled "Pusryčiai" (meaning: "breakfast"). Mellow music plays as Martin cracks two eggs into a frying pan. He turns away to throw the shells while the pan sizzles, and when he returns with a spatula, a "boom" sound effect plays as Martin recoils with comic disgust.

The egg yolks have been replaced by human eyeballs. Martin stares at them for a moment. He then pokes at the egg with the spatula, producing a squelching sound, and one of the eyes blinks with another gross wet sound. Martin goes from disgusted to comically sad and disappointed, and he fades away before the setting does. The video ends on the words "darė Skaistė" (meaning: made by Skaistė) and a quick shot of an eyeball. End VD]

ty @princess-of-purple-prose for the description, i edited it a bit too.

[scramratz]

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[gaybuckybarnesss]

DARYL MCCORMACK Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022)

[mxwhore]

i call this one "nobody likes you when youre 23"

[tiredpinkpanda]

DogDay deserved better, change my mind.

[sponsoredbyanxiety]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Do you want to hear my story?

[garbagequeer]

hilarious man (The National Play “Sorrow” for Six Hours at MoMA PS1)

[lostdathomirian]

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT